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[fresh_42]

Don't know if it still does it, but the BOFH stories site used to check the user-agent string and if you were using Internet Explorer it would display with a tiled background of black-and-white photos of a coffee cup. It was near-unreadable. But only if you were using IE...

I guess, the first time I read it was on Netscape, or maybe on a mainframe.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

We're still on track for tomorrow morning 6am CST with downtime of 30-45min.

 

[Vanadium 50]

Thanks for the warning - I'll rebook my flight.

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

Thanks for the warning - I'll rebook my flight.

There will be no drink or chips, no pillow, delay is likely, and likely that we crash at some point

 

[fresh_42]

There will be no drink or chips, no pillow, delay is likely, and likely that we crash at some point

Peanuts? Maybe?

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

Peanuts? Maybe?

Think of the allergens

 

[jedishrfu]

Epipen? AED? Dr Mike?

 

[berkeman]

Epipen? AED? Dr Mike?

For a peanut allergy respiratory emergency, you need Epi (and Benadryl if possible). AED just makes them make funny faces...

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

Epipen? AED? Dr Mike?

ha I literally watched that video last night

 

[BillTre]

For a peanut allergy respiratory emergency, you need Epi (and Benadryl if possible). AED just makes them make funny faces...

A friend of my wife recently got stung in the mouth by some kind of hornet (it was on a sandwich she was eating). Her throat became somewhat constricted. She got checked out at an urgent care.
She got 2 doses of benadryl. She acted kind of drunk and needed help getting home, but she was fine the next day.

 

[pinball1970]

"It'll be reet," as they say.

Somewhere in Yorkshire

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

We're set for launch in 15min

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

Testing testing

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

We should be on the new server now. Please report any issues you come across. Thanks!!

 

[phinds]

 

[neilparker62]

Here is the full text ( I love it):

https://bofh.bjash.com/

Just when you thought it was safe to venture into the airport again ....

BOFH 2 !!

Coming soon to a computer screen near you

 

[fresh_42]

Just when you thought it was safe to venture into the airport again ....

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BOFH 2 !!

Coming soon to a computer screen near you

There's currently running Terminal on TV here.

 

[collinsmark]

Peanuts? Maybe?

We're set for launch in 15min

I think there might be an obscure reference hidden in there somewhere. Just in case, here's this:

Eating “lucky peanuts” before launches and other major mission events is a longstanding tradition at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL).​

https://science.nasa.gov/missions/what-are-jpls-lucky-peanuts/

And a video explaining it: