Post your physics jokes here please =)

[alfredblase]

emm yeah title says it all :P I'll put one up to start with, the only one I know actually, hence the post. It's bad but that's one of the defining properties of a physics joke right?

Heisenberg was speeding, a police man stops him and says, "Do you know where you are?" to which Heisenberg replies, "Why of course, I'm two miles from the Swiss border cutting through the Rhine". To which the policeman replies, "Do you know how fast you were going??"

 

[matthyaouw]

You mean jokes like these?
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=4463

 

[rachmaninoff]

I don't know where else to post this, it's journalists using truly bizarre terminology.

The concept of changing medicare is one of the most radioactive topics in Canadian politics, although most parties agree the system needs some kind of a major overhaul.

emphasis added

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051202/wl_nm/canada_politics_dc

 

[Evo]

As Matthyaouw pointed out, we already have a science jokes thread.