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If anybody tells you I fell into that one twice this afternoon they're liars and you shouldn't trust them, alright?Wrichik Basu said:
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Heh, I'm surprised he would work for a company that was so stupid/ignorant as to not recognize who he is.Wrichik Basu said:
I'd never work for a company that tried to make me take a C++ proficiency test...
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Cary Grant told a story of turning up for an internal flight when he was the Hollywood leading man and being greeted with a cheery "Good morning Mr Grant! I'll need to see some ID please." Sometimes procedure replaces common sense...strangerep said:
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I'm glad my brain and nervous system automates a bunch of the stuff the other organs do, though. Imagine having to remember to breathe all the time...
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I must say I've never read it. Does Marlowe have to remember to breathe a lot or something?jbriggs444 said:
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