Scientific Comebacks: Get a Clever Response from a Physicist

[MadScientist 1000]

Tired of not being able to come up with a good comeback? Look no further than this post (once we have a good number of comebacks) . Below, please post a good scientific comeback.

For example, I'll post mine:

Yo mama is so dumb, she believes in the luminous aether.

 

[selfAdjoint]

Tired of not being able to come up with a good comeback? Look no further than this post (once we have a good number of comebacks) . Below, please post a good scientific comeback.

For example, I'll post mine:

Yo mama is so dumb, she believes in the luminous aether.

That's luminiferous. I.e. "carrying light" (Latin fero: I carry) not "being lit up".

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, she looked into the laser beam with her remaining eye.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, she mistook a lead radiation-shielding brick for her tinfoil hat and died.

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she's John Marburger.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dense, she works at a nuclear research laboratory. As shielding.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dense, everywere she goes the bystanders learn about general relativity.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, GWB personally appointed her as director of NASA climate research.

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she drove 130 miles to attend a protest against a nuclear plant and it's shameless polluting of the environment.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, she thought "cosmic microwave background radiation" meant her kitchen appliance was malfunctioning.

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she works for NSA cryptography. As a random-number generator.

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she invented a new tinfoil-hat replacement. It's actually a hair gel, not a foil. And it's made of mercury.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, she even wears tinfoil sunglasses.

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she not only believes in hidden-variables quantum mechanics, she converses with them!

 

[Hurkyl]

And this is why physicists get a bad rep!

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so dumb, she drove her contour integral into a pole; she escaped with only minor injuries.

 

[Rach3]

And this is why physicists get a bad rep!

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[Gokul43201]

Yo momma so dumb, she drove her contour integral into a pole; she escaped with only minor injuries.

Well, if she drove around the pole, she'd have to come back to pick up the residue.

 

[Rach3]

Well, if she drove around the pole, she'd have to come back to pick up the residue.

There would be no residue if she didn't come back...

 

[Rach3]

Yo momma so fat, she rolls along the road as a perfect frictionless sphere, without slipping.

 

[Rach3]

Yo mamma so dumb, she looked into a curved mirror and fell over.

 

[Mk]

Oh my god Rach, these are really funny.

 

[Robert Mak]

lol Rach3

 

[tim_lou]

Yo momma so dumb, she drove her contour integral into a pole; she escaped with only minor injuries.

lolz

 

[Danger]

What... now this is a Rach fan club thread?
Rach, your momma is so dense she absorbs neutrinos.

To the OP... keep in mind that the only time you can have a snappy come-back is if you have a rubber on too tight. (Hence the term 'anti-climax'.)

 

[JamesU]

Yo momma so stupid she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm

 

[MadScientist 1000]

Your mom is so dumb, she is still trying to divide by zero.

 

[morphism]

Yo momma so fat, her integral is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.

(not mine)

 

[mattmns]

Your mom is so fat, she is dense in $\mathbb{R}^3$

 

[MadScientist 1000]

Yo mama is so dumb, she believes $$\pi$$ is a rational number equal to three.

Yo mama is so dumb, she drank a bottle that clearly said Sulfuric Acid and belched out loud.

Yo mama is so fat, she got hired as a pusher plate for the new Orion spacecraft .
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion)

Yo mama is so fat, she recently got hired to take the place of a graphite rod at a nuclear power plant.

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped and landed on Earth, she caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.