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Yes these are accurate examples.Moonbear said:
"The Impossible Yes-No Question - Can You Answer It?
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EnumaElish said:
thnx. that is what i thought of dong too.
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No, it didn't start after my scary test. I remember it was his emotion from the first day. Go to his first thread and you can see what I said! 
That reminds me of a story. Once a woman who just get married, asks his husband "Would you marry again if I'd die before you?"
The man tries to side step her question by saying he can't stay alive after her, he'll kill himself, the life would be intolerable and that kind of things!
The woman insist on having an answer, he says "NO! Never"
She start
ing and says "do you want to say you're having too terrible life with me and hate all women after our marriage that you don't want to make your mistake again?"
The man:"No, I'm having a great time.so yes, I'll marry again for sure perhaps more than 1 time"
The woman: "How cheeky and unfaithful! I'm still alive and you're talking about remarriage and other women? "
The man finally get angry and kills his wife accidently!
gravenewworld said:
That reminds me of a story. Once a woman who just get married, asks his husband "Would you marry again if I'd die before you?"The man tries to side step her question by saying he can't stay alive after her, he'll kill himself, the life would be intolerable and that kind of things!
The woman insist on having an answer, he says "NO! Never"
She start
ing and says "do you want to say you're having too terrible life with me and hate all women after our marriage that you don't want to make your mistake again?"The man:"No, I'm having a great time.so yes, I'll marry again for sure perhaps more than 1 time"
The woman: "How cheeky and unfaithful! I'm still alive and you're talking about remarriage and other women?
"The man finally get angry and kills his wife accidently!
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Lisa! said:No, it didn't start after my scary test. I remember it was his emotion from the first day. Go to his first thread and you can see what I said!
The man tries to side step her question by saying he can't stay alive after her, he'll kill himself, the life would be intolerable and that kind of things!
The woman insist on having an answer, he says "NO! Never"
She start
The man:"No, I'm having a great time.so yes, I'll marry again for sure perhaps more than 1 time"
The woman: "How cheeky and unfaithful! I'm still alive and you're talking about remarriage and other women?
The man finally get angry and kills his wife accidently!
lol
Lisa!
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Do you think that's funny?
gurkhawarhorse
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well i m in going through a bad time, so i had to laugh to keep my self alive.
Lisa!
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Oops! I thought you wouldn't answer my question and :rolleyes"
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oops
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"Have you stopped beating your gf?"
Answering "no" says that you do beat her, and answering "yes" implies that you used to.
This only works if 'yes' and 'no' are the only responses allowed.
Answering "no" says that you do beat her, and answering "yes" implies that you used to.
This only works if 'yes' and 'no' are the only responses allowed.
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Lemmesee, you're in a relationship but at least one other female is advancing on you... Hm, you must be going through some really tough times. So what's so bad with your life aside from that? Is it so bad you can't tell us?gurkhawarhorse said:well i m in going through a bad time, so i had to laugh to keep my self alive.
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rocketboy said:
you can also do, "Do you beat your spouse for pleasure?" yes says you do enjoy it, no says you do it, but she deserves it or something.
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"Will you admit that you stole the car?"
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EnumaElish said:
today she asked me for a kiss in the cheek. i gave
though no one saw. it was a mistake. minutes later she came with another question " will u kiss me in lips 
, ". 
every one was seeing just 
there.
i said no.
she said" cmmon u just kissed me in cheek u can do it in lipe please. every one heard
i went away.
the girl i like was not there in the school today.
and she doesn't talk to the psycho girl much too.
hope she won't find out.
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Better to assume that she will find out and be ready for her reaction. (Hope for the best, be ready for the worst.) Do you think the liking is reciprocal with the girl you like? Does she know you exist? Would she be upset if she found out, or would she say "gurkawho? Kissed who? Do I care? No?"gurkhawarhorse said:
And why did you call your schoolmate "psycho"? It appears like she really likes you, and if she was a psycho what would that tell about you?
So that's what makes you think you're in some tough times? Gimme a break.
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EnumaElish said:
no not at all...
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EnumaElish said:
yep. she is my gf, i met her in my country and she is here in england w/ me.
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If that's not it, what is it then? Too much HW, too little time? Were you joking when you posted you were in for some tough times?gurkhawarhorse said:
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In that case, you are right to be concerned about upsetting her, IMHO. Because you have expectations from each other.gurkhawarhorse said:yep. she is my gf, i met her in my country and she is here in england w/ me.
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what happened today was in my mind the whole day so i just posted it.
i didnt want to post "no i m not saying it to u"
and i still wanted to respond to your sympathy.
so i felt that it is worth mentoning.
the tough times are related to my friends back home.
i didnt want to post "no i m not saying it to u"
and i still wanted to respond to your sympathy.
so i felt that it is worth mentoning.
the tough times are related to my friends back home.
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Sorry to hear; I hope that you and they will find the strength to pull through with relative ease and/or unharm.gurkhawarhorse said: