The PF Singles Scene: Find Your Perfect Match

[brewnog]

It wasn't actually a matter of me coming to my senses. (I'm not all that sure that I have any.) Fact is, I wasted 6 1/2 years on her, and in the end she elected to remain with her current husband. Six months later, she got rid of him and rejoined the dating pool. We're friends again, but I still won't let her play with matches.

It's odd that. The best firestarter I ever met was a Welsh girl (and I don't mean arsonist).

 

[Danger]

Well, Jane could definitely generate sparks, just not in the pyrotechnic sense.
I'm sure you're familiar with the saying that gentlemen prefer blondes because where there's light, there's heat.

 

[Moonbear]

Hmmmm...in retrospect, instead of age categories, I should have used my limited number of poll choices to determine who was male and female. This is presenting some problems in my match-making. Should I just assume everyone is bisexual?

 

[gravenewworld]

<--- Single 22 y.o. M. ISO of BBW, NS, Villanova PA.

LOL I have no idea what those terms mean, I just always wanted to write them and make up my own personals ad.

 

[Moonbear]

<--- Single 22 y.o. M. ISO of BBW, NS, Villanova PA.

LOL I have no idea what those terms mean, I just always wanted to write them and make up my own personals ad.

LOL! Should I tell you what they mean? Okay, this is probably an important lesson for anyone who feels the need to use personal ads.

Single, 22 year-old male, in search of bisexual black woman, nonsmoker.

 

[The_Professional]

Gravenewworld: BBW means big, beautiful woman. I'm sure there are a lot of guys into that kind of thing

 

[Moonbear]

Gravenewworld: BBW means big, beautiful woman. I'm sure there are a lot of guys into that kind of thing

Hmmm...better check those codes in the paper again. No wonder personal ads don't work out very well...how many other ways can we interpret BBW?

 

[The_Professional]

Hmmm...better check those codes in the paper again. No wonder personal ads don't work out very well...how many other ways can we interpret BBW?

I just found out what ISO meant. Thanks Moonbear

 

[Math Is Hard]

Hmmm...better check those codes in the paper again. No wonder personal ads don't work out very well...how many other ways can we interpret BBW?

Big-breasted wench
Barely breathing walrus
Badly bruised watermelon

?

 

[The_Professional]

Big, banana warrior

 

[Moonbear]

I just found out what ISO meant. Thanks Moonbear

Yeah, and some of these ads are just one typo away from being a car ad! SWF ISO BMW! Hmm...that might be a fun one to run, just to see what replies I get...only look for men with BMWs...oh, wait, nevermind, I'd just get a lot of arrogant jerks calling.

 

[Danger]

Should I just assume everyone is bisexual?

I'm trisexual: I tri whenever I can.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Not quite. I see nothing about sheep there.

You wanted physics forums, not Physics Forums.

 

[Danger]

You wanted physics forums, not Physics Forums.

Dang! I always get those mixed up. Thanks for steering me straight.

 

[Moonbear]

Dang! I always get those mixed up. Thanks for steering me straight.

Hey, don't go straight now! That will completely wreck my whole match-making plan here! I thought you and polyb would hit it off well, but that won't work if you're straight!

 

[The_Professional]

So Moonbear, what kind of car..I mean, guy are you looking for?

 

[Danger]

So Moonbear, what kind of car..I mean, guy are you looking for?

Undoubtedly something fast and out of control.

 

[Danger]

Hey, don't go straight now! That will completely wreck my whole match-making plan here! I thought you and polyb would hit it off well, but that won't work if you're straight!

Well, that's not really my scene... but when there are no walruses around, I'll take whatever I can get.

 

[Moonbear]

So Moonbear, what kind of car..I mean, guy are you looking for?

Something dependable, gets good mileage, but plenty of power under the hood and good handling of curves.

 

[Evo]

Dang Moonbear, the "Single, available, over 30; will consider long-distance dating " category looks really pathetic, we all know who that 5 are and we're no gems.

I personally have lowered my criteria to "single sane man". The only men I meet are borderline insane. Except I think a couple may have crossed that line at one point.

 

[SOS2008]

Dang Moonbear, the "Single, available, over 30; will consider long-distance dating " category looks really pathetic, we all know who that 5 is and we're no gems.

I personally have lowered my criteria to "single sane man". The only men I meet are borderline insane. Except I think a couple may have crossed that line at one point.

And I thought I was the only one doomed. People ask me if I'm married and then I have to confess that no man will have me 'cuz I'm so ornery. My Dad's made a tidy sum--the guys keep paying him to take me back.

 

[Moonbear]

I personally have lowered my criteria to "single sane man".

Well, if you'd just stop being so picky, you might be able to find yourself a man already!

Actually, the over 30 category isn't as bad as it looks. There's a halfway decent male/female ratio in that one! But, even when I count in the two I don't think voted yet, there's still one odd one out.

I think SOS and tribdog would do well together. They're already doing that playful melon squeezing flirting stuff. And, Evo, since you've already turned down polyb once, how do you feel about living a little Danger-ously?

But that leaves me and MIH to fight over polyb. Do we have another male candidate? (No, polyb, no matter how much you're begging right now, you can't have both of us. )

 

[Danger]

Hang on here! I thought after last night that Evo, Moonbear and MIH were my harem. Is there no end to the disappointment around here?

 

[SOS2008]

Well, if you'd just stop being so picky, you might be able to find yourself a man already!

Actually, the over 30 category isn't as bad as it looks. There's a halfway decent male/female ratio in that one! But, even when I count in the two I don't think voted yet, there's still one odd one out.

I think SOS and tribdog would do well together. They're already doing that playful melon squeezing flirting stuff. And, Evo, since you've already turned down polyb once, how do you feel about living a little Danger-ously?

But that leaves me and MIH to fight over polyb. Do we have another male candidate? (No, polyb, no matter how much you're begging right now, you can't have both of us. )

Flirt? Can anyone top Danger? I think tribdog is mad at me now that he knows it's been me that keeps moving his shopping cart...and maybe a little embarrassed that I know about the melons...and he can't guess my underwear--Commando--hah! (just kiddin')

 

[Math Is Hard]

But that leaves me and MIH to fight over polyb. Do we have another male candidate? (No, polyb, no matter how much you're begging right now, you can't have both of us. )

This can only end badly. I have a sinking feeling this is going to result in the Moonbear-MIH mud wrestling thread.

 

[Moonbear]

This can only end badly. I have a sinking feeling this is going to result in the Moonbear-MIH mud wrestling thread.

That's it! Where's the mud?!

 

[Math Is Hard]

hmm.. there's plenty of mud out back in the PF garden.
You look hungry, Moonbear. Come on out - I'll feed you some escargot.

 

[Moonbear]

hmm.. there's plenty of mud out back in the PF garden.
You look hungry, Moonbear. Come on out - I'll feed you some escargot.

No escargot! How about a mud pie?
*walks out into PF garden wearing a bikini*

 

[Math Is Hard]

*walks into PF garden in sumo-wrestler diaper and tank top*
let's go, girlie-girl! You're going down like a cheap Hollywood ho on Hugh Grant!

 

[Moonbear]

*walks into PF garden in sumo-wrestler diaper and tank top*
let's go, girlie-girl! You're going down like a cheap Hollywood ho on Hugh Grant!

Bring it on miss Malibu Barbie! Or are you afraid you'll break a nail?