Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[franznietzsche]

what other thread franz?, did I miss something in the last 100 or so posts?

Not likely, just ignore this thread for about 100 posts, and then come back and be confused about whatever it is me and these usurpers are discussing then.

 

[franznietzsche]

Hmmm, *whispers* am I the only one here

No silly, i never sleep.

 

[mattmns]

DAMN! I should have know franz would come here. Geeze, seriously do you sleep?

 

[franznietzsche]

DAMN! I should have know franz would come here. Geeze, seriously do you sleep?

Sometimes, but never for very long. I think i average 2 all nighters a week, and when i almost never manage a night of continuous sleep for more than a few hours at a time.

Get lot's of programming done though.

Unless he drinks too much,no...

Daniel.

I've never passed out or forgotten a night. Had a few that were real hazy, but no black outs.

 

[franznietzsche]

It's hard to tell when I'm awake or not,just the "green button" tells whether I'm online or not...Which is much more relevant to the welfare of MY BELOVED THREAD...

which I'm going to kill pretty soon...

Danievil.

Not if i kill it first!

My thread!

*stabs thread for the gajillionth time*

 

[franznietzsche]

Hmm, when is the next time you plan on sleep all night? *grabs pen and paper*

The next time i spend an entire day getting laid. So not any time soon from the looks of it.

 

[dextercioby]

*Removed dirty joke with Franz in leading role¨*

Daniel.

P.S.This forum's moderated

 

[mattmns]

Not if i kill it first!

My thread!

*stabs thread for the gajillionth time*

Wow, I think franz may have wrote the program. Dexter posted at 4:26, then franz comes in, quotes dexter, and then types his own message and still manages to make it in the 4:26 mark. hmmmmmm

edit... woops quoted myself; I better hurry before franz comes in and harasses me

 

[franznietzsche]

*Removed dirty joke with Franz in leading role¨*

Daniel.

P.S.This forum's moderated

PM me

Wow, I think franz may have wrote the program. Dexter posted at 4:26, then franz comes in, quotes dexter, and then types his own message and still manages to make it in the 4:26 mark. hmmmmmm

I am not a chat bot. What are you talking about.


...how does it make you feel to call me a chat bot?

(if you get the reference, i commend you on your comp sci geekiness)

I actually spend my programming time writing simulations of physical systems, and related code libraries, particularly RK4 routines for various types of systems.

 

[mattmns]

Reference, nope I do not get it Ok, time for breakfast, then school *stupid tuesdays and thursdays*, and then to reclaim my thread.

 

[dextercioby]

Hey,look,there's another dude with us in this forum...He better stay away from MY THREAD

Daniel.

 

[franznietzsche]

Hey,look,there's another dude with us in this forum...He better stay away from MY THREAD

Daniel.

no PM?

MY THREAD!

 

[Artman]

The thread killer strikes again. I got another one (it was locked with my name in the last post spot). This one will be mine. Until then little thread, grow and be happy, for tommorrow you may die.

 

[Moonbear]

Hey, we agreed locked posts don't count. Especially ones where you're just feeding the trolls. Stick with feeding this thread, I want it nice and meaty when I finally go in for the kill. If we don't fatten it up, it won't display as nicely mounted over my fireplace.

 

[Artman]

Hey, we agreed locked posts don't count. Especially ones where you're just feeding the trolls. Stick with feeding this thread, I want it nice and meaty when I finally go in for the kill. If we don't fatten it up, it won't display as nicely mounted over my fireplace.

Is thread meat good to eat?

 

[tribdog]

nah, we kill them for their pelts

 

[Artman]

nah, we kill them for their pelts

LOL. Oh God, we're going to be boycotted. Cruelty to threads. (I've seen us torture live ones.)

 

[tribdog]

case in point, this current one. We are fattening it up like veal

 

[Artman]

nah, we kill them for their pelts

I'm going to make mine into a coat.

 

[Artman]

I was going to make the tail into a hat, but that could be risky knowing some of the posters to this thread.

 

[Math Is Hard]

My ancestors were Native Americans. They were not wasteful like you people. When they killed a thread, they used every part of the thread.

 

[tribdog]

even the colons ::?

 

[Artman]

My ancestors were Native Americans. They were not wasteful like you people. When they killed a thread, they used every part of the thread.

Should be able to use the thread blubber to light your lantern or heat your teepee for the whole winter, MIH.

 

[Artman]

Let's ask Evo to stick this THREAD,MY THREAD...

Daniel.

You mean it's not a sticky thread? It's never more than one or two from the top.

And it's mine. Gonna live off the thread blubber.

 

[tribdog]

I'm going to knit a shower curtain out of it.

 

[Artman]

I'm going to knit a shower curtain out of it.

Gonna eat your fat?

 

[tribdog]

no, but I might use it to add some flavor to a gumbo

 

[Moonbear]

I think I'm going to dye it blue and use it to reupholster the chair in my office.

 

[tribdog]

do you have a pattern for moccasins? I think I'd be stylin' in a brand new outfit of breechcloth and moccasins

 

[Moonbear]

I'm voting we make you go barefoot so you'll have enough thread to make a larger breechcloth, preferably, one that covers a little in the back as well as the front!

 

[tribdog]

I'm voting we make you go barefoot so you'll have enough thread to make a larger breechcloth, preferably, one that covers a little in the back as well as the front!

don't tell everyone I need a larger than average breechcloth, it's embarrassing.

 

[Artman]

...have enough thread to make a larger breechcloth...

You guys better keep fattening up this thread, we'll need a big one if I win.

Pissing match. That should take care of getting rid of the girls.

 

[Moonbear]

You guys better keep fattening up this thread, we'll need a big one if I win.

I guess that would be similar to wearing shoes several sizes too big to try to impress the women?

Alright, we're going to have to do loincloth inspections now. All you guys line up. *grabs salad tongs to lift loincloths and ruler for measuring*

 

[Artman]

I guess that would be similar to wearing shoes several sizes too big to try to impress the women?

Alright, we're going to have to do loincloth inspections now. All you guys line up. *grabs salad tongs to lift loincloths and ruler for measuring*

Should we stand at ease, or at attention? What is that electric poker looking thingy in your other hand, it doesn't look like a ruler?

 

[Moonbear]

Should we stand at ease, or at attention? What is that electric poker looking thingy in your other hand, it doesn't look like a ruler?

*holds hand behind back* What other thing? All I have is this ruler. *holds out hand with ruler*

 

[Moonbear]

i'm going to cover this thread in spam. And whoever wants to kill it has to lick all the spam off. Even between the threads toes

Eeeewwwww! Spam and toe jam! I think this has just turned into the PF Fear Factor thread! Whoever can suppress their gag reflex enough to withstand tribdog and Artman walking around in only loincloths and eating spam and toe jam wins! Now we just need one more stunt. This one needs to be the one that requires physical agility. How about tight-rope walking across the thread suspended between the roofs of two high-rise buildings.

 

[motai]

*puts own clothespin and keeps the thread rolling*

*speech in annoying lilt due to clothespin* Ehannhhh, This thread isn't going to die just yet...

 

[franznietzsche]

Eeeewwwww! Spam and toe jam! I think this has just turned into the PF Fear Factor thread! Whoever can suppress their gag reflex enough to withstand tribdog and Artman walking around in only loincloths

They're wearing that much? I've been naked in here all day.

and eating spam and toe jam wins! Now we just need one more stunt. This one needs to be the one that requires physical agility. How about tight-rope walking across the thread suspended between the roofs of two high-rise buildings.

Only if the two high rises are under water and you're surounded by hungry maneating sharks, without any safety equipment.

The stakes are just that high.

 

[tribdog]

They're wearing that much? I've been naked in here all day.




Only if the two high rises are under water and you're surounded by hungry maneating sharks, without any safety equipment.

The stakes are just that high.

that really puts it into perspective for me. thanks man.

 

[franznietzsche]

toe spam

Ewwww, now you've got me thinking of squishing spam between my toes.

*evil cackle*

My plan is beginning to tae effect, soon i'll have you gagging all over PF!

*evil cackle*

 

[Moonbear]

*evil cackle*

My plan is beginning to tae effect, soon i'll have you gagging all over PF!

*evil cackle*

*vomits on franz* Sorry, after that last bit about you running around here naked all day, I just couldn't keep it down. But I do feel much better now. Good enough for yet another day of thread-hunting.

 

[franznietzsche]

*vomits on franz* Sorry, after that last bit about you running around here naked all day, I just couldn't keep it down. But I do feel much better now. Good enough for yet another day of thread-hunting.

Great, now I've got vomit in places vomit should never be. Thanks a lot moonbear.

 

[Artman]

You're welcome. What do you guys think this place is, "Lord of the Flies" or something?

Yup. We're all running around in loincloths.


Except Franz, he's naked and Dex is there with him.

 

[Artman]

Franz,...That's a huge pair of b@lls u got there...

I don't know. Sounds suspiciously knowledgeable to me. Of course I have no real way of verifying this data (nor do I hope to).


Dex getting upset and leaving yet?

 

[Moonbear]

P.S.Franz should be the one upset...After all,huge b@lls mean DISFUNCTIONALITY...

Elephantitis comes to mind. Though, maybe they didn't mean quite that large, in which case some enlargement can happen when one is, um, reaching critical pressure, and not, um, seeing to the proper operation of the pressure-release valve. Don't worry franz, the latter condition resolves itself with no long-term damage other than psychological.

P.S. I feel the need to point out that someone rearranged all the smilies on my screen again a few days ago! and must have been fighting again and needed to be separated, and they put between and :!). Must have been getting a bit too lusty there. Of course and :shy: are rather embarrassed to be sitting next to :zzz: while he's snoring so loudly. Or, maybe it's making that one blush. Afterall, seems outright shocked about whatever just did to and is just plain disgusted by the behavior he sees in the row in front of him. looks pretty upset he's stuck sitting next to and can't do what is doing. isn't quite sure if is winking at him or at :!), but I think knows exactly what they're all up to. Who knows what prank just played on , but is trying to look innocent while poor is mortified, and is annoyed he wasn't invited to join in the prank. hasn't figured out it's a prank yet and is really upset, and just doesn't know what to do about all that crying next to him, which is absolutely delighting , but irritating . is really quite naughty and enjoying watching the entire spectacle from the backrow, while can't believe everything that's going one without anyone stopping it, though from the other side of the backrow, is in absolute hysterics watching everyone else, though seems to be pretty mellow. Possibly is just angry that brought in some elicit substances to the event and isn't sharing. is a bit of a geek and just doesn't get it; all this social interaction is just too much to take in. Oh, and never forget that heckler, up in the front row. Hope I didn't miss anybody!

In case the smilies don't display the same on everyone's screen, here's the order I see them...this week:


:!)

:zzz: :shy:

 

[mattmns]

I have not noticed too many changes in smilies, but I usually have most of the ones I need memorized

 

[Moonbear]

I don't know, it's a strange thing that I don't often need to click on them to use them, but I still notice when they move. I think it's like knowing where all your students sit in the classroom, and even if they don't have assigned seats, you notice when someone changes their habit and sits somewhere different.

 

[Evo]

Elephantitis comes to mind. Though, maybe they didn't mean quite that large, in which case some enlargement can happen when one is, um, reaching critical pressure, and not, um, seeing to the proper operation of the pressure-release valve. Don't worry franz, the latter condition resolves itself with no long-term damage other than psychological.

P.S. I feel the need to point out that someone rearranged all the smilies on my screen again a few days ago! and must have been fighting again and needed to be separated, and they put between and :!). Must have been getting a bit too lusty there. Of course and :shy: are rather embarrassed to be sitting next to :zzz: while he's snoring so loudly. Or, maybe it's making that one blush. Afterall, seems outright shocked about whatever just did to and is just plain disgusted by the behavior he sees in the row in front of him. looks pretty upset he's stuck sitting next to and can't do what is doing. isn't quite sure if is winking at him or at :!), but I think knows exactly what they're all up to. Who knows what prank just played on , but is trying to look innocent while poor is mortified, and is annoyed he wasn't invited to join in the prank. hasn't figured out it's a prank yet and is really upset, and just doesn't know what to do about all that crying next to him, which is absolutely delighting , but irritating . is really quite naughty and enjoying watching the entire spectacle from the backrow, while can't believe everything that's going one without anyone stopping it, though from the other side of the backrow, is in absolute hysterics watching everyone else, though seems to be pretty mellow. Possibly is just angry that brought in some elicit substances to the event and isn't sharing. is a bit of a geek and just doesn't get it; all this social interaction is just too much to take in. Oh, and never forget that heckler, up in the front row. Hope I didn't miss anybody!

In case the smilies don't display the same on everyone's screen, here's the order I see them...this week:


:!)

:zzz: :shy:

Moonbear, that was great! Perhaps I should delete all posts after yours and let you be the thread killer? Seems like a good last post to me.

And why DO the smilies keep moving?

 

[franznietzsche]

Moonbear, that was great! Perhaps I should delete all posts after yours and let you be the thread killer? Seems like a good last post to me.

And why DO the smilies keep moving?

Good question, same thing happened to me. How are blind people supposed to post if greg keeps rearranging everything? I don't think this complies with the 'Americans with Disabilities Act'

 

[Moonbear]

Moonbear, that was great! Perhaps I should delete all posts after yours and let you be the thread killer? Seems like a good last post to me.

Absolutely! You always have the best ideas! Your Fauchon chocolate is on the way![/size]

And why DO the smilies keep moving?

I don't know. They do seem to be quite a rowdy bunch, but I haven't really seen any of them fighting to need to be separated. Every time they move, I wind up looking through the whole list seeing if there's a new one in there somewhere. As long as the codes for them don't change again, all will be okay.