Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #241
ooh, he's good. the bob just might kill this thread with posts like that
 
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  • #242
I think there is an art to creating an awkward silence. That's how you get people to flee a thread.
 
  • #243
Yeah I was thinking the same thing just the *farrt* same thing the other day. *looks around hoping nobody heard that*
 
  • #244
*sticks clothespin on nose* I think we need to switch your puppy chow there tribdog.
 
  • #245
tribdog said:
Yeah I was thinking the same thing just the *farrt* same thing the other day. *looks around hoping nobody heard that*
I can't smell it but the sound hurts my eyes.
 
  • #246
hatches an idea
I wonder if I could edit a post so that I have the final word, but it doesn't show up at top of the page afterwards.
 
  • #247
A better idea would be to create another account, and then post under tribdog in this thread, and then post in every other thread in this forum under your new account.
 
  • #248
Math Is Hard said:
I think there is an art to creating an awkward silence. That's how you get people to flee a thread.

Speaking of which i have this bad sleep habit.

*points claymores at unqares listeners*

Whenever i have a dream or nightmare where i get hurt and then wake up, my mind carries the perception of pain over into my waking consciousness.

*readies the pull string*

For example i just woke up from a dream where i fell off the amst of ship all the way down to the deck. Broken bones, caoughing blood. Much Pain. FOllowing this i woke up. I tired to move. BAAD idea. My body felt like it was on fire and had been systematically pounded with a demolition hammer (jackhammer). My body was in fact fine, my mind was just continuing to imagine the pain it had imagined during the dream.

*pulls string, blowing all other thread killing contenders to smithereens*

Did i mention pain makes me homicidal?

*takes, thread, disappears back into the darkness*
 
  • #249
I say we let him have it.
whoops
 
  • #250
franznietzsche said:
*points claymores at unqares listeners*

I'm going to have to look up that word, "unqares." Maybe we should add it to the Word a Day thread? Well, since I've never heard of the word, it must not mean me, so I'm okay. Besides, I still have that bear protection suit. I haven't worn that into the thread yet. Maybe that'll be tomorrow's outfit. I'll document how hot it is, how heavy it is to walk around in, whether I can stand up or sit down, and what the best approach to the call of nature is while wearing that suit. Yep, that ought to kill the thread if it manages to survive the night. :smile:
 
  • #251
Moonbear said:
I'm going to have to look up that word, "unqares." Maybe we should add it to the Word a Day thread? Well, since I've never heard of the word, it must not mean me, so I'm okay. Besides, I still have that bear protection suit. I haven't worn that into the thread yet. Maybe that'll be tomorrow's outfit. I'll document how hot it is, how heavy it is to walk around in, whether I can stand up or sit down, and what the best approach to the call of nature is while wearing that suit. Yep, that ought to kill the thread if it manages to survive the night. :smile:

RRRRRRrr...

And me without any more claymores, just these flashbangs and incedniery grenades. Not even any frags...
 
  • #252
franznietzsche said:
*drags thread into the bottom of the [q]uantum well he was into resum commiserating with the down quark.*
Nice of you to drop by ! :approve:
 
  • #253
That wasn't too bright of franz to just drop in and hand you the thread, was it? :smile:

But, hey, if I'll retrieve it from a rhino rectum, I suppose diving into a quantum well isn't too extreme to fetch a thread.

Mine now! :biggrin:
 
  • #254
Moonbear said:
That wasn't too bright of franz to just drop in and hand you the thread, was it? :smile:

But, hey, if I'll retrieve it from a rhino rectum, I suppose diving into a quantum well isn't too extreme to fetch a thread.

Mine now! :biggrin:

Not any more.
 
  • #255
*tiptoes in, holds chloroform soaked cloth over franz's face so he doesn't wake everyone else who's sleeping, steals thread and tiptoes back out.*
 
  • #256
Moonbear said:
*tiptoes in, holds chloroform soaked cloth over franz's face so he doesn't wake everyone else who's sleeping, steals thread and tiptoes back out.*


Silly moonbear, cholorform has no effect over me.

*Uses gravity gun to pull moonbear back, takes thread from her, and launches her with said gun many miles (into some soft feather pillows, of course)*
 
  • #257
*hits franz on the head with a frying pan, grabs thread and uses gravity gun to launch himself many miles away - then runs*
 
  • #258
Smurf said:
*hits franz on the head with a frying pan, grabs thread and uses gravity gun to launch himself many miles away - then runs*


You can't launch yourself with a gravity gun, haven't you played half-life 2?

*smacks smurf upside the head*

Yeah, who's got the bigger post count now?

The thread is mine.

And welcome back.
 
  • #259
I predict: franz's childishness will make him grab this thread back.
 
  • #260
arildno said:
I predict: franz's childishness will make him grab this thread back.
Like I said, they never suspect me.

It's mine.

Also, Welcome back Smurf.
 
  • #261
Oh... are we taking this thread off of each other? I see. Well in that case :rolleyes:

*The Bob simply reaches down, using his massive height, and takes the thread away. He puts it in the nearest cloud for safe keeping and leaves hoping no one will take it (:smile:), while singing 'I knew my height was worth keeping'*

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #262
The Bob said:
Oh... are we taking this thread off of each other? I see. Well in that case :rolleyes:
You can go back to sleep The Bob. I'll take good care of the thread for you.

<Artman, who is also quite tall, reaches up and wisks the thread from the cloud.>
 
  • #263
Moonbear said:
Artman, good move sending Russ after a Democrat. That should keep a few thread killers occupied.
I'm back - all the Democrats were at Starbucks, and you know I'm not going in there!
 
  • #264
russ_watters said:
I'm back - all the Democrats were at Starbucks, and you know I'm not going in there!
Being a Republican myself, I knew you'd be back.

Hey, I thought I just heard someone say, "Bush and the military ought to mind their own business." It came from over that way.

< points to the far left. Russ exits running.>

Mine again. :smile:
 
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  • #265
Now. Finally an end to this thing. Anyone who replies after this will infact temporally reply in the reverse direction. I'm officially the last *Monique reverses time*

oh, and time cannot be reversed back, that would mean a terrible collapse of the universe

Do you feel yourself getting younger yet? Tss, this is a physics forum and they did not think of this solution themselves :rolleyes:
 
  • #266
Monique said:
Now. Finally an end to this thing. Anyone who replies after this will infact temporally reply in the reverse direction. I'm officially the last *Monique reverses time*

oh, and time cannot be reversed back, that would mean a terrible collapse of the universe

Do you feel yourself getting younger yet? Tss, this is a physics forum and they did not think of this solution themselves :rolleyes:
Now hold on a second, Tribdog already took us into the past (when he became three flaming Tribdogs) so what you have done is actually turn us back to the present. And speaking of presents, thanks for the thread!
:biggrin:
 
  • #267
Artman said:
Now hold on a second, Tribdog already took us into the past (when he became three flaming Tribdogs) so what you have done is actually turn us back to the present. And speaking of presents, thanks for the thread!
:biggrin:


Back to the past with this one.
 
  • #268
Is the thread now mine?
 
  • #269
After I risked all of our lives to warp space and time back to the present, you guys just waltz in here and swipe the thread. Well I never.
 
  • #270
Sorry, I did not realize what a brave thing you did for us. I will leave you with your thread, good day sir.