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Can I come beaver hunting Aunt Evo?
*picks up stack of spears and machete*
I'm all packed!
*picks up stack of spears and machete*
I'm all packed!
When did this become the 'Hustler' home page?Evo said:We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear.![]()
Oh look franzbear, uncle smurf is coming beaver hunting too.Smurf said:Can I come beaver hunting Aunt Evo?
*picks up stack of spears and machete*
I'm all packed!
I thought that was Aunt Smurf. Will you guys make up your minds?Evo said:Oh look franzbear, uncle smurf is coming beaver hunting too.
We will be even safer with Uncle smurf along.
Yeah, Zorak won. biggrin:Danger said:When did this become the 'Hustler' home page?
So Evo... after that whole multi-page vote thing on a new avatar, you end up with a bug?![]()
Huckleberry said:Who was this man and how can we find him?
Ah, yes, this works best for all involved. Don't forget to hand over your credit card first, otherwise she's going to have to come looking for you.Before you leave tell her that you need to pick something up at the sporting goods store. Stay there.
Do you think we haven't read that book too? You'll have to come up with something better than those.Buy "An idiot's guide to making good excuses" study it well
No way out of this one. Get used to it.![]()
We can let you slide on all the others as long as you get that one right. I need to see an endocrinologist. My testosterone levels must be way too high. I would probably flunk all of these classes.Moonbear said:Just for that, I'm sending you to this class.
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
Evo said:Artman, you're leaving?
I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me.We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear.
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What are you teaching little franzbear?! Don't you think he's still a little young for that? And to have his aunt tag along?! Let him learn the same way other adolescents learn; leave him with an internet connection in his room and a door that locks. It's not actually a medical condition. It goes away when I give in and buy a new razor blade. They start to bite after 2 or 3 years.Huckleberry said:Hey Danger, just saw your photo in the members photo thread. That's really highbrow stuff if you know what I mean. You should probably see a dermatologist though.
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me.Danger said:MIH, I love your new signature. The avatar scares the hell out of me, but I love the signature.![]()
Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?Math Is Hard said:I need to see an endocrinologist. My testosterone levels must be way too high. I would probably flunk all of these classes.
That's a given.Moonbear said:Before you leave tell her that you need to pick something up at the sporting goods store. Stay there.
Ah, yes, this works best for all involved. Don't forget to hand over your credit card first, otherwise she's going to have to come looking for you.
Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.Moonbear said:Buy "An idiot's guide to making good excuses" study it well
Do you think we haven't read that book too? You'll have to come up with something better than those.
Much better. At least the lips look real this time.Math Is Hard said:OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me.![]()
Looks like Danger has costume competition.Evo said:...Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him...
Moonbear said:...Let him learn the same way other adolescents learn; leave him with an internet connection in his room and a door that locks.
Okay little franzbear, back to your room. *click* There you go, all locked in properly. *sniffs* Is that smoke? I'll go check. Don't worry franzbear, just stay put in your locked room. Your daddy left you a fifth of vodka and your uncle Danger tossed in a pack of cigarettes. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on the bed with your computer and smokes?
Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it!Huckleberry said:Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?
Huckleberry said:Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.
We've been OVER THIS!cronxeh said:do u ppl ever sleep..
Sleep is a weakness 
Math Is Hard said:Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it!![]()
Chapter 53, section 2: Toilet Seats
The manly man's natural urge is to pee outside. The female population wishes to suppress this by forcing us to use indoor plumbing. Years of research indicate that leaving the toilet seat up is a simple, yet effective way of irritating the females of the species. Our best hope for future generations of manly men is to use this simple tactic until we convince the female population to banish us from indoor facilities so we can once again satisfy the primal urge to pee on trees and mark our territory. Severe penalties will be enforced for those who forget to leave the toilet seat up.
I'm glad to see that at least you haven't resorted to the ex-from-hell's dirty trick—installing one of those damned fur-bearing mousetraps (aka fuzzy seat cover).Moonbear said:I don't see any reason to fight this one. Just send them outside to that nice oak tree and we can enjoy a nice clean bathroom with the toilet seat properly lowered.![]()
I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby.Math Is Hard said:One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something.
That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.Danger said:I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby.![]()
Math Is Hard said:OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me.![]()
Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:Math Is Hard said:One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!Chapter 103, section 1: Territory
The manly man's natural urge is to mark his territory. Peeing on objects is far to obvious to the female population. One way is to designate areas as yours, such as the garage. Other ways to make your mark is to leave your things laying around, and to
awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me!Huckleberry said:Odd you should say that. I just did see the real you in the members photo thread. Lookin' good!
Well, I'm sure that there are also guys who don't engage in target practise. (Drowning flies is my personal favourite.Math Is Hard said:That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.
)How much of that manual were y'all able to retrieve? This is hardcore espionage!SOS2008 said:Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!
Math Is Hard said:awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me!![]()