Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Can I come beaver hunting Aunt Evo?
*picks up stack of spears and machete*
I'm all packed!
 
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Evo said:
We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear. :approve:
When did this become the 'Hustler' home page? :confused:

So Evo... after that whole multi-page vote thing on a new avatar, you end up with a bug? :-p
 
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Smurf said:
Can I come beaver hunting Aunt Evo?
*picks up stack of spears and machete*
I'm all packed!
Oh look franzbear, uncle smurf is coming beaver hunting too.

We will be even safer with Uncle smurf along.
 
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Evo said:
Oh look franzbear, uncle smurf is coming beaver hunting too.

We will be even safer with Uncle smurf along.
I thought that was Aunt Smurf. Will you guys make up your minds?
 
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Danger said:
When did this become the 'Hustler' home page? :confused:

So Evo... after that whole multi-page vote thing on a new avatar, you end up with a bug? :-p
Yeah, Zorak won. biggrin:
 
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Hey Danger, just saw your photo in the members photo thread. That's really highbrow stuff if you know what I mean. You should probably see a dermatologist though.
 
  • #3,217
Huckleberry said:
Who was this man and how can we find him?

We have him in protective custody. Somewhere along the way, he forgot to read the Manly Man Manual, and you wouldn't believe all the attempts that have been made on his life! (Or maybe you would.)[/size]

Before you leave tell her that you need to pick something up at the sporting goods store. Stay there.
Ah, yes, this works best for all involved. Don't forget to hand over your credit card first, otherwise she's going to have to come looking for you.

Buy "An idiot's guide to making good excuses" study it well
Do you think we haven't read that book too? You'll have to come up with something better than those.


No way out of this one. Get used to it. :cry:

:biggrin: Ah, I see you've been well-trained! :approve: We can let you slide on all the others as long as you get that one right. :smile:
 
  • #3,218
Moonbear said:
Just for that, I'm sending you to this class. :smile:
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
I need to see an endocrinologist. My testosterone levels must be way too high. I would probably flunk all of these classes.
 
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Evo said:
Artman, you're leaving?

I will take care of little Franzbear. Franzbear will be safe with me. :approve: We're going beaver hunting. Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him. Can't tell him from a real beaver can you? What? Oh, that's so you don't frighten the other beaver, dear. :approve:

Oh my! :bugeye: What are you teaching little franzbear?! Don't you think he's still a little young for that? And to have his aunt tag along?! Let him learn the same way other adolescents learn; leave him with an internet connection in his room and a door that locks.

Okay little franzbear, back to your room. *click* There you go, all locked in properly. *sniffs* Is that smoke? I'll go check. Don't worry franzbear, just stay put in your locked room. Your daddy left you a fifth of vodka and your uncle Danger tossed in a pack of cigarettes. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on the bed with your computer and smokes?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Hey Danger, just saw your photo in the members photo thread. That's really highbrow stuff if you know what I mean. You should probably see a dermatologist though.
It's not actually a medical condition. It goes away when I give in and buy a new razor blade. They start to bite after 2 or 3 years.

MIH, I love your new signature. The avatar scares the hell out of me, but I love the signature. :wink:
 
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Danger said:
MIH, I love your new signature. The avatar scares the hell out of me, but I love the signature. :wink:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I need to see an endocrinologist. My testosterone levels must be way too high. I would probably flunk all of these classes.
Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?
Moonbear said:
Before you leave tell her that you need to pick something up at the sporting goods store. Stay there.

Ah, yes, this works best for all involved. Don't forget to hand over your credit card first, otherwise she's going to have to come looking for you.
That's a given. :rolleyes:

Moonbear said:
Buy "An idiot's guide to making good excuses" study it well


Do you think we haven't read that book too? You'll have to come up with something better than those.
Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.
 
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Math Is Hard said:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:
Much better. At least the lips look real this time. :wink:
 
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Evo said:
...Look at the adorable beaver costume aunt Evo made him...
Looks like Danger has costume competition. :biggrin:
Moonbear said:
...Let him learn the same way other adolescents learn; leave him with an internet connection in his room and a door that locks.

Okay little franzbear, back to your room. *click* There you go, all locked in properly. *sniffs* Is that smoke? I'll go check. Don't worry franzbear, just stay put in your locked room. Your daddy left you a fifth of vodka and your uncle Danger tossed in a pack of cigarettes. Why don't you make yourself comfortable on the bed with your computer and smokes?
:smile:

Oh m'gosh, another avatar cycle? I'll see what else I can find...
 
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Huckleberry said:
Now that's my kind of girl. How about heading over to the Tiki bar for a few drinks?
Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it! :smile:
 
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Huckleberry said:
Guys! We have a traitor in our midst.

Oh, that one was easy to get ahold of. We just went looking for it when you rolled over and went to sleep. The Manly Man Manual (or M3) has been much harder to obtain. (This is actually something that started out on another board I used to visit that's pretty inactive anymore.) A few of our best teams have been able to slip past the guards and get glimpses of a few pages using such trickery as distracting you with short skirts and low cut blouses and mirrored floors, real dangerous work, but we've never gotten the full manual. :biggrin:

Smurf, I have a really nice blue polka dot dress for you that I'll trade for some insider information on the current security measures, how many guards are in place, etc.[/color][/size]
 
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do u ppl ever sleep..
 
  • #3,228
cronxeh said:
do u ppl ever sleep..
We've been OVER THIS!



.........[/color]:bugeye: Sleep is a weakness :bugeye:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Let's go. Just bear in mind that the Tiki bar only has one (unisex) bathroom. I don't mind if you leave the seat up when you're done but some folks get upset about it! :smile:

No, there's no need for them to leave the seat up. In one of the M3 chapters our spies were able to photograph, it states the following:

Chapter 53, section 2: Toilet Seats
The manly man's natural urge is to pee outside. The female population wishes to suppress this by forcing us to use indoor plumbing. Years of research indicate that leaving the toilet seat up is a simple, yet effective way of irritating the females of the species. Our best hope for future generations of manly men is to use this simple tactic until we convince the female population to banish us from indoor facilities so we can once again satisfy the primal urge to pee on trees and mark our territory. Severe penalties will be enforced for those who forget to leave the toilet seat up.

I don't see any reason to fight this one. Just send them outside to that nice oak tree and we can enjoy a nice clean bathroom with the toilet seat properly lowered. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
I don't see any reason to fight this one. Just send them outside to that nice oak tree and we can enjoy a nice clean bathroom with the toilet seat properly lowered. :biggrin:
I'm glad to see that at least you haven't resorted to the ex-from-hell's dirty trick—installing one of those damned fur-bearing mousetraps (aka fuzzy seat cover).
 
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One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something.
I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby. :confused:
 
  • #3,233
Danger said:
I can't explain it—it's just something that we have to do. It's the same sort of thing as when women start babbling like idiots and making weird noises when they get close to a baby. :confused:
That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.
 
  • #3,234
Math Is Hard said:
OK, fine then. I'll let you see the real me. :smile:

Odd you should say that. I just did see the real you in the members photo thread. Lookin' good!

P.S. I think I'll never get to the end of that thread.

P.P.S. Danger, you look just like Janus
 
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Math Is Hard said:
One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?
Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:
Chapter 103, section 1: Territory
The manly man's natural urge is to mark his territory. Peeing on objects is far to obvious to the female population. One way is to designate areas as yours, such as the garage. Other ways to make your mark is to leave your things laying around, and to
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!
 
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Huckleberry said:
Odd you should say that. I just did see the real you in the members photo thread. Lookin' good!
awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,238
Math Is Hard said:
That's actually something I have never done. I've seen women do it and always found it rather weird. Evo and I had a discussion about this once. She doesn't do it either.
Well, I'm sure that there are also guys who don't engage in target practise. (Drowning flies is my personal favourite. :devil: )
Incidentally, that 19 year-old I spent a couple of years with and a woman I knew about 15 years ago can both write their names in the snow just like a man. I didn't find this quite as endearing as they seemed to expect. :rolleyes:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Guys are like a wild pack of (fill-in-the-blank). They are marking their territory. They mark their territory in many ways, some very subtle except to the trained eye. There is information in the M3 on this as well:
Dang, that was all I could get of that page in the manual!
How much of that manual were y'all able to retrieve? This is hardcore espionage! :eek:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
awww..thanks! But my avatar shows me without my make-up on! This is how I look when I wake up in the morning at the MIT lab. At least they glued permanent eyelashes on me! :biggrin:

This is even better. Robot women are the best. Much better looking than that last picture and like 100 times smarter.

I think I saw a few examples of the Manly Man Guide over in the Attention Jason Rex thread.
 
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