Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #5,401
icvotria said:
Oh. I forgot. Now I must away to bed, before my alarm goes off. Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite :zzz:
Never fear, we already tucked all the bed bugs into franzbear's bed. :biggrin: Night night!
 
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  • #5,402
Math Is Hard said:
Hang on one sec, you'll need more juice. Let me get my jumper cables... ok, take this clamp and attach it here.. ok, now put this clamp here... great! now we're ready.
Oh, Artman...
Holy orgasm, Artman! She's plugged it into her atomic vibrator! Run for your life!

zoobyshoe said:
Oh WeHo, Ahoooooooooo-o, Oh WeHo, Ahoooooooooooo-o.

(The Wicked witches' guards in Wizard of Oz)
Really? I thought that was the Tokens.

zoobyshoe said:
I thought it meant "Southern California". Like, LA and all points south of it.
And likewise, LoCal means 'looney Californians' who are responsible for most of the more disgusting dietary blights in the US. (Vegan my ass, I'm going to kill something and eat it.)

icvotria said:
How did you know I was drunk?!? Did I slur?
Let's see... you're you, and you showed up in the middle of the night. Just the first part of that was a big enough clue. The fact that you showed up at all means that you had a good time very quickly, or are frustrated. The fact that you're going to sleep indicates that you're not frustrated. Ergo, there's some bloke out there with a honkin' huge grin on his face right now.
 
  • #5,403
So, how did Moonbear take my little joke? :smile:

Oh, hi Moonbear. What's that in your hands? It looks like an electroejaculator, but it can't be because it's just so much bigger. :smile: Oh, it IS an electroejaculator.

:rolleyes: What are you doing with it? :confused: Why are there jumper cables attached to it? Why does it need jumper cables? That's just... :rolleyes: Why are you pointing it...at me...down there...what the...



ZAAAAPPP!

OWWWWW!
Oooooooooooooh!
Ahhhhhhh!​
:-p
 
  • #5,404
Artman said:
ZAAAAPPP!

OWWWWW!
Oooooooooooooh!
Ahhhhhhh!​
:-p
Well... I was preparing to sweep up your ashes for proper disposal from a helicopter, but apparently she took pity and turned down the voltage at the last second. Now get that dumbass grin off of your face and capture that thread.

Okay, off to work. Later, dudes and dudettes.
 
  • #5,405
Danger said:
Well... I was preparing to sweep up your ashes for proper disposal from a helicopter, but apparently she took pity and turned down the voltage at the last second. Now get that dumbass grin off of your face and capture that thread.

Okay, off to work. Later, dudes and dudettes.
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:
 
  • #5,406
Artman said:
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:

24 hours after the first insult, and you're still alive?! Good effort!

I'd run before she gets the jump leads out again...
 
  • #5,407
Artman said:
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:

:confused: Turned down the juice? *shakes electroejaculator, checks power controls, confirms jumper cable contacts* Oh, darn, here we go, there was a loose connection on this lead. No wonder it lost power. Don't worry, I'll make sure that's fixed for next time. :devil:
 
  • #5,408
Artman said:
Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:
She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.
 
  • #5,409
Danger said:
She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.
:biggrin:

You mean she blows harder than a tornado through a trailer park?

:biggrin:

:rolleyes: Gotta run Moonbear got the connections fixed on that gizmo.

 
  • #5,410
what the

i haven't read like a dozen posts here.. but :smile:

She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.

Where can I find this 'girl' you speak of, Danger?
 
  • #5,411
cronxeh said:
Where can I find this 'girl' you speak of, Danger?
Check out the PF Cancer Clinic. :wink:
 
  • #5,412
Artman said:
Check out the PF Cancer Clinic. :wink:
:bugeye: Having her working there would be like swatting flies with neutron bomb.
The last time I saw her, she was somewhere near the beginning of the 'Weird Food" thread. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,413
Danger said:
:bugeye: Having her working there would be like swatting flies with neutron bomb.
You mean she can move more air "down below" than the ventilation system of a cruise ship? :-p
 
  • #5,414
ohh.. Hubba Hubba :biggrin:
 
  • #5,415
hmmm...
 
  • #5,416
Artman said:
:rolleyes: Gotta run Moonbear got the connections fixed on that gizmo.

Watch it or I'll have SOS hook it up to the power supply on her turbo-charged wheelchair! :devil:
 
  • #5,417
Where is SOS anyway? I haven't seen her around in a while.
 
  • #5,418
Danger said:
Ergo, there's some bloke out there with a honkin' huge grin on his face right now.
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...
 
  • #5,419
I'm so glad I don't go out in Huddersfield...

Actually, I'm so glad I've never even been to Huddersfield...
 
  • #5,420
brewnog said:
I'm so glad I don't go out in Huddersfield...

Actually, I'm so glad I've never even been to Huddersfield...
Watch it, I'm coming to Manchester soon... You'll recognise me by the painful rebuffs and a dwindling supply of alcohol. :-p
 
  • #5,421
IC, at what point did this guy get creepy? Was it before or after the drinks?

And what does IIRC mean?
 
  • #5,422
icvotria said:
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...


oh I am never seeing you that's for sure :smile:
 
  • #5,423
Huckleberry said:
And what does IIRC mean?
Infinity Is Really Cool
 
  • #5,424
Huckleberry said:
IC, at what point did this guy get creepy? Was it before or after the drinks?

And what does IIRC mean?

I can give you the answer, but first, you must understand the question
 
  • #5,425
Ingestion Induces Rectal Contractions
 
  • #5,426
He was creepy before, during and after the drinks and probably still is! Every time he started to say the word 'friends' he'd stop himself and say 'mates' instead, as if I'd think he was really cool or something cos he used slang. It made me cross. Then he bet me his wine that I'd give him my number, so I drank it.

Icvotria Is Really Cool! Hooray!
 
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  • #5,427
icvotria said:
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...
Oh, the poor guy. Usually they expect if they get you drunk (I think drinking all of his wine counts), you won't tell them to go away, at least not until morning when you sober up again. :-p
 
  • #5,428
The guy isn't very smart to make a bet like that. That's like saying "I'll give you this wine if you don't give me your phone number." He prolly thought it very clever to say mate rather than friend. Yeah, that is kinda creepy.

So, want to sleep with me yet? :smile:
 
  • #5,429
icvotria said:
He was creepy before, during and after the drinks and probably still is! Every time he started to say the word 'friends' he'd stop himself and say 'mates' instead, as if I'd think he was really cool or something cos he used slang. It made me cross. Then he bet me his wine that I'd give him my number, so I drank it.
:smile: Well, then, he did ask for it, didn't he?! Are you sure he wasn't American? Sounds like a stunt a tourist would try pulling...slip up saying "friends" and then try to blend in saying "mates." That'll teach you to hang out around men drinking wine. Go for the ones drinking beer, real men drink beer. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,430
Huckleberry said:
Ingestion Induces Rectal Contractions
That's a good one.

Incomplete Insertion Reduces Conception
 
  • #5,431
Huckleberry said:
So, want to sleep with me yet? :smile:
:zzz: *-dreams of cheesepigs and wine and the end of the world-* :zzz:
 
  • #5,432
Artman said:
You mean she blows harder than a tornado through a trailer park?
You mean she can move more air "down below" than the ventilation system of a cruise ship?
Yes to both. She used to be a mineshaft ventilator in the Appalachians.

klusener said:
hmmm...
You seem to say that a lot. It indicates that you're giving these posts far more thought than is warranted.

Huckleberry said:
Where is SOS anyway? I haven't seen her around in a while.
Parents anniversary. She'll be back. In fact, I think that I saw her logged on for a few minutes last night.

icvotria said:
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:)
Oooohhhh... that almost made the beer come out of my nose. Except I wasn't drinking beer. Thanks for the reminder. Hang on a sec and I'll get one...
...ahh, that's better. Now, you were saying...?

icvotria said:
First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...
I was going to point out what a hideous thing that is to do to a guy, until I read your explanation following. Good job, kid! You should have doubled up the bet, though.

brewnog said:
I'm so glad I don't go out in Huddersfield...

Actually, I'm so glad I've never even been to Huddersfield...
I was very happy to have never heard of Huddersfield. You just had to go and bugger that up for me, didn't you? For some reason, it makes me think of cows.

Huckleberry said:
IC, at what point did this guy get creepy? Was it before or after the drinks?
He was probably creepy his whole life, but she was holding out for the drinks for as long as possible.

Huckleberry said:
And what does IIRC mean?
If I recall correctly, I've only seen the term a couple of times and it was never explained to me. Sorry.

Moonbear said:
Go for the ones drinking beer, real men drink beer. :biggrin:
Thanks, honey. <uuurrrrrrppppp!>

icvotria said:
:zzz: *-dreams of cheesepigs and wine and the end of the world-* :zzz:
I can't believe you gave Zooby something like that to run with.
 
  • #5,433
icvotria said:
:zzz: *-dreams of cheesepigs and wine and the end of the world-* :zzz:
Hmm...they never seem very happy if they ask you to sleep with them and you actually decide to sleep. :zzz: :confused:
 
  • #5,434
Moonbear said:
Hmm...they never seem very happy if they ask you to sleep with them and you actually decide to sleep. :zzz: :confused:
Doesn't bother me any. Consciousness is not a requirement. At times, in fact, it can be counterproductive. (I know that's a rerun, but it was the first thing that I thought of and I have a lot of catching up to do.)
 
  • #5,435
icvotria said:
*-dreams of cheesepigs and wine and the end of the world-*
Moonbear said:
Hmm...they never seem very happy if they ask you to sleep with them and you actually decide to sleep. :zzz: :confused:
Oh, that's what that meant. I figured she was saying that I would have to wait until cheesepigs walked the Earth and she was drunk and the end of the world was at hand before she would consider it. I was like, yeah, that could be any day now!

Actually, the whole question was just to get a reaction, and to point out how uncreative guys can be when trying to be intimate with women.
 
  • #5,436
Danger said:
Yes to both. She used to be a mineshaft ventilator in the Appalachians.
Appalachians huh, so she works cheap. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,437
Huckleberry said:
and to point out how uncreative guys can be when trying to be intimate with women.
I prefer to just bluntly ask, "I don't suppose, by chance, that your standpoint on meaningless recreational sex is compatible with mine?" Amazingly enough, sometimes it is.
 
  • #5,438
Danger said:
I was very happy to have never heard of Huddersfield. You just had to go and bugger that up for me, didn't you? For some reason, it makes me think of cows.
:rolleyes:
If I recall correctly, I've only seen the term a couple of times and it was never explained to me. Sorry.
Gotcha. Thanks
 
  • #5,439
Huckleberry said:
Oh, that's what that meant. I figured she was saying that I would have to wait until cheesepigs walked the Earth and she was drunk and the end of the world was at hand before she would consider it. I was like, yeah, that could be any day now!.
:smile:

Huckleberry said:
Actually, the whole question was just to get a reaction, and to point out how uncreative guys can be when trying to be intimate with women.
Guys never use crude lines like that on me. I'd probably burst out laughing if they did. Boys always use the "wow, I feel a really deep connection with you" or "gosh, I've never met anyone like you before. Do you want to come back to mine and talk?" kinds of approaches with me. My friend though gets that crude stuff all the time. I find it amazing that people actually say those kinds of things to each other. It's totally cliched and impersonal and put on. The stuff that some girls do round boys they like is as bad too. Yuck, that whole giggley, lost little school girl thing, yuck! After all that the Suffragettes did, and all those burnt bras! I despair sometimes.
 
  • #5,440
Danger said:
Doesn't bother me any. Consciousness is not a requirement. At times, in fact, it can be counterproductive. (I know that's a rerun, but it was the first thing that I thought of and I have a lot of catching up to do.)

dirty old man :smile: :smile:
 
  • #5,441
Danger said:
I prefer to just bluntly ask, "I don't suppose, by chance, that your standpoint on meaningless recreational sex is compatible with mine?" Amazingly enough, sometimes it is.
I can understand that. People usually make a judgement pretty quickly about how they feel about someone. What I don't understand is why a guy would pursue a woman who shows no signs of being interested in him. At what point does he say to himself, "Maybe if I buy her things she'll have sex with me." Or "I'll tell her all this insincere crap so she'll sleep with me." Do they think they are fooling anyone? Wouldn't a woman with any self esteem who might consider sex be insulted by these pitiful attempts?
 
  • #5,442
icvotria said:
After all that the Suffragettes did, and all those burnt bras! I despair sometimes.
*tugs at underwire; yanks off bra* Who decided to stop burning the things anyway?
 
  • #5,443
Huckleberry said:
"Maybe if I buy her things she'll have sex with me." Or "I'll tell her all this insincere crap so she'll sleep with me." Do they think they are fooling anyone? Wouldn't a woman with any self esteem who might consider sex be insulted by these pitiful attempts?
There are an awful lot of women who want things bought, and have nice things said, so they'll play the game as long as they can get away with it. What they don't realize is that someday they'll do it to the wrong guy and things can get pretty ugly.
 
  • #5,444
Moonbear said:
*tugs at underwire; yanks off bra* Who decided to stop burning the things anyway?
Geez, woman! What have I told you about yanking those wires?! If that power cell blows, toasted tatas will be the least of your worries! :eek:

Although, of course, I do much prefer you without it. Just remove it with care.
 
  • #5,445
Huckleberry said:
I can understand that. People usually make a judgement pretty quickly about how they feel about someone.
That, and if they are just out for meaningless sex, they'll say yes pretty quickly, and if they aren't, there's no point wasting both of your time if that's all your interested in, because she's not likely to change her mind.

What I don't understand is why a guy would pursue a woman who shows no signs of being interested in him. At what point does he say to himself, "Maybe if I buy her things she'll have sex with me." Or "I'll tell her all this insincere crap so she'll sleep with me." Do they think they are fooling anyone? Wouldn't a woman with any self esteem who might consider sex be insulted by these pitiful attempts?
Well, in that scenario, it's not the woman who's lacking self-esteem. But they're good for free drinks...as long as you walk up to the bar with them and make sure the drink is never out of your sight from the time the bartender mixes it until it's in your hands. :rolleyes: *shudders*
 
  • #5,446
Danger said:
Geez, woman! What have I told you about yanking those wires?! If that power cell blows, toasted tatas will be the least of your worries! :eek:
The weather's been warm enough lately, I don't need the heater unit in it anymore. :approve:
 
  • #5,447
I meant that a woman who has sex with a guy that she isn't interested in having sex with. She is easily fooled by insincere comments. And she feels obliged to repay him for drinks, dinner, etc. with sex. That woman has low self esteem. Guys prey on them.

The woman who accepts the drinks and then turns the guy down is just taking advantage of an opportunity. Payback.
 
  • #5,448
Moonbear said:
*tugs at underwire; yanks off bra* Who decided to stop burning the things anyway?
*smoke pouring from underwear drawer* cough@*splutter#%hack Maybe whoever it was was on to something... ahem
 
  • #5,449
icvotria said:
*smoke pouring from underwear drawer*
Did someone call for a fireman? :-p
 
  • #5,450
Huckleberry said:
The woman who accepts the drinks and then turns the guy down is just taking advantage of an opportunity. Payback.
*phew* I thought you might think less of me for taking advantage of the free drinks. :biggrin:
 

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