Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[2CentsWorth]

This is even better. Robot women are the best. Much better looking than that last picture and like 100 times smarter.

You mean like a Stepford Wife?

 

[Danger]

You mean like a Stepford Wife?

I'm sure that he's thinking more along the lines of 'Cherry 2000'.

 

[SOS2008]

How much of that manual were y'all able to retrieve? This is hardcore espionage!

I thought you had some of the pages? I think Moonbear has gotten most of it--I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.

 

[Danger]

I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.

You don't need to go out of your way for me. If you notice, those aren't really pennies in my penny loafers.

 

[Huckleberry]

I thought you had some of the pages? I think Moonbear has gotten most of it--I keep forgetting to put mirrors on the floor.

Mirrors on the floors. Why have I never thought of that. That's a great idea!
seems Danger beat me to the punch again

 

[franznietzsche]

One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?

Its cause we can and you can't.

 

[SOS2008]

Danger -- Wooohooo! An Avatar!

You don't need to go out of your way for me. If you notice, those aren't really pennies in my penny loafers.

A guy told me once he his friends would look up at women wearing dresses as the stepped onto or off escalators. I still haven't figured that out.

 

[Danger]

A guy told me once he his friends would look up at women wearing dresses as the stepped onto or off escalators. I still haven't figured that out.

Must be the open-sided ones where you can pass along beside them. They must have pretty good eyes. I don't really get the point of that, though. 99.9% of the time, you'll see less than you would on the beach, and the other .1% you can't do anything about anyway.

 

[Moonbear]

One thing I've never understood is the male urge to pee ON something. What is this about? Several times I've come out of a club at night and seen some guy peeing ON the front tire of my car. He could have gone ANYWHERE! Maybe it was because he was drunk and needed a focal point?

I almost included that section as well, about them requiring a vertical surface to pee on. But part of the film was exposed in the struggle to keep the camera from the guards, so I couldn't cite it verbatim. You don't even want to know what I had to do to get the camera back! They've got a back room at the M3 headquarters like you wouldn't believe!

 

[Danger]

I almost included that section as well, about them requiring a vertical surface to pee on.

It does not have to be vertical. It can be angled, elevated, newly washed, or moving instead. Give us some credit for versatility, will ya?

 

[Moonbear]

It does not have to be vertical. It can be angled, elevated, newly washed, or moving instead. Give us some credit for versatility, will ya?

I think on the next mission, our spies are going to have to look deeper into this issue of peeing on MIH's car tires. There's either some loophole, or they're breaking the regulations about car washing and waxing as signs of territoriality. I'm sure there's some loophole in there for off-roading, as long as you promptly wash and wax as soon as you've shown off the mud-spattered vehicle to your buddies as proof of your off-roading experience, but I'm not sure that covers the tire thing.

 

[Danger]

After consultation with one of my most trusted advisors, I'm going to post something here that just doesn't belong anywhere else. (Well, maybe not here either; that's up to you.) It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise).http://

 

[Moonbear]

After consultation with one of my most trusted advisors, I'm going to post something here that just doesn't belong anywhere else. (Well, maybe not here either; that's up to you.) It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise).http://

LOL! Cute. Would have been better with planaria than earthworms (since you kill earthworms if you cut them in half), but cute anyway. Sort of Far Side styled.

 

[SOS2008]

You don't even want to know what I had to do to get the camera back! They've got a back room at the M3 headquarters like you wouldn't believe!

I never saw the back room, I'll have to check this out. Did you offer free passes to the cancer clinic?

I think on the next mission, our spies are going to have to look deeper into this issue of peeing on MIH's car tires.

Maybe this was just a rogue occurrence.

I'm sure there's some loophole in there for off-roading, as long as you promptly wash and wax as soon as you've shown off the mud-spattered vehicle to your buddies as proof of your off-roading experience, but I'm not sure that covers the tire thing.

I heard once of a place where you can go and have the mud splattered on--truly strange gender.

 

[SOS2008]

...It's the very first comic strip that I did for a series that is named 'The 5th Dementia'. I thought that if you like it, I might put up one a week or so. There are 80 of them, and I'll probably never make any new ones. They're not great, but I hate to waste them with nobody ever seeing them. As I said, this is the first one I did. It's about middle-of-the-pack as far as quality goes (both humour and art-wise)

Wow, that's pretty good. (For a moment I thought it said cancer clinic, but it's cloning. )

 

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[Moonbear]

Did you offer free passes to the cancer clinic?

How do you think I got past the guards at the front door? Oh, shoot, now I gave away my secret.

 

[Huckleberry]

You mean like a Stepford Wife?

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of fembots from the Austin Powers movie. Ideally I would prefer something like Weird Science and make my own woman from the molecule up. MIH looks more like a female version of Johnny 5. (Janie 5 is alive) Isn't that from the movie "Short Circuit"?

 

[Huckleberry]

Must be the open-sided ones where you can pass along beside them. They must have pretty good eyes. I don't really get the point of that, though. 99.9% of the time, you'll see less than you would on the beach, and the other .1% you can't do anything about anyway.

Sounds like a man speaking from experience. He must have tried this atleast 1000 times to get those calculations.

 

[Moonbear]

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of fembots from the Austin Powers movie. Ideally I would prefer something like Weird Science and make my own woman from the molecule up. MIH looks more like a female version of Johnny 5. (Janie 5 is alive) Isn't that from the movie "Short Circuit"?

Janie 5. Yep, that's what it reminded me of too. It's way better than the previous avatar! This one doesn't frighten me every time I open a thread with her in it.

 

[Huckleberry]

Janie 5. Yep, that's what it reminded me of too. It's way better than the previous avatar! This one doesn't frighten me every time I open a thread with her in it.

Yeha, Every time I saw that picture I could actually hear that annoying voice in my head saying "Trimspa baby!" The pain was almost palpable. I've almost totally forgotten about Fran Drescher's laugh.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Wow! I had no idea the hatred ran so deep. But then again I've never seen the Anna Nicole show. May have to rent that.

 

[Evo]

Danger -- Wooohooo! An Avatar!

AAAAGH! Danger, I'm sorry, but your avatar is a bit...scary.

MIH, your current avatar is really cute! Anna Nicole was even scarier than Danger.

 

[Huckleberry]

Wow! I had no idea the hatred ran so deep. But then again I've never seen the Anna Nicole show. May have to rent that.

Beware, there is no return from that show. You will never be the same again. Some things are better left unknown.

Originally Posted by Moonbear
I think on the next mission, our spies are going to have to look deeper into this issue of peeing on MIH's car tires.

Maybe this was just a rogue occurrence.

It might not be a rogue occurrence that MIH's car tires are chosen. Don't expect this to make much sense, but there is probably some truth to it.

For some reason when peeing outdoors it is nice to have something to pee on. I think that if I pee on the ground I might get my feet wet. Better to have a target to aim at and if there is a purpose to it then it is even more satisfying. Peeing on a plant or tree, or in the snow, or even a rock is just more satisfying. Drunk men (from personal experience) like to have something to lean against when they pee. A car in a parking lot is as good as anything to lean against. But why choose MIH's car? If a guy knew it was MIH's car then it could be a way to mark her as his territory. Whoever peed on her tires probably knew it was her car.

 

[SOS2008]

Wow! I had no idea the hatred ran so deep. But then again I've never seen the Anna Nicole show. May have to rent that.

I thought Anna was hilarious, but then I haven't seen the show either. Here was my avatar answer to Anna:

http://img187.echo.cx/img187/4534/gwineth6wa.jpg

A fat Gwineth!

If a guy knew it was MIH's car then it could be a way to mark her as his territory. Whoever peed on her tires probably knew it was her car.

 

[Moonbear]

I've never seen the Anna Nicole show either, or maybe once I ran into it while flipping channels when visiting someone else's house or some such thing. But I've seen her on interviews here and there, and what was that award show where she rambled on and on and seemed to be on some seriously strong drugs?

But right now, I've got a bigger problem. The creepy wood roaches have been making their way indoors. (These aren't your icky dirty apartment style roaches that run and hide when you turn the lights on, these are native to the great outdoors around here...but they still are roaches and they are creepy to see inside). Fortunately, only the flightless females have found their way in (though, they better not be laying eggs anywhere!) I don't think I could handle having the males flying at me (they're attracted to lights). The winged ants were last week's problem. We just did not have a cold enough winter to kill off many bugs. I knew that meant it was going to be a buggy spring and summer. I looked up some info on the wood roaches just to make sure that's what they were, and learned that their mating season is in May and June. Great, they're already running amok and it's not even the mating season yet. I think I need to get my screens back up on my deck again very soon.

 

[SOS2008]

But right now, I've got a bigger problem. The creepy wood roaches have been making their way indoors. (These aren't your icky dirty apartment style roaches that run and hide when you turn the lights on, these are native to the great outdoors around here...but they still are roaches and they are creepy to see inside). Fortunately, only the flightless females have found their way in (though, they better not be laying eggs anywhere!) I don't think I could handle having the males flying at me (they're attracted to lights). The winged ants were last week's problem. We just did not have a cold enough winter to kill off many bugs. I knew that meant it was going to be a buggy spring and summer. I looked up some info on the wood roaches just to make sure that's what they were, and learned that their mating season is in May and June. Great, they're already running amok and it's not even the mating season yet. I think I need to get my screens back up on my deck again very soon.

Since these aren't sewer roaches (eeewww to both), it sounds like a perimeter application along the foundation would help. We have had more rain than usual here, and the mosquitos (Nile virus) have been a big issue--ruins one's evening for sure!

 

[Huckleberry]

Those roaches probably have nests near your house. I once ran into a nest while doing a little light landscaping. The grass above it looked off, and breaking the ground with a shovel it looked like there was fungus in their tunnels. They looked like roaches but these ones seemed more orange/brown in color than the ones I've seen before. Maybe you could find their nests and eliminate the problem at the source.

 

[Evo]

But right now, I've got a bigger problem. The creepy wood roaches have been making their way indoors.

You've forgotten already? SKUNKS! Skunks eat insects, spiders, snakes. Get yourself a few skunks and your problems will be over.

Those outdoor wood roaches are a real pain. I grew up in a heavily wooded area in Houston and no one can keep those things out, they just keep coming in.

I am glad to say I have been roach free since I left Houston.

 

[Math Is Hard]

If a guy knew it was MIH's car then it could be a way to mark her as his territory. Whoever peed on her tires probably knew it was her car.

Well, shoot, I'm just glad he decided to "claim" my car instead of me!