Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #5,501
BicycleTree said:
dirty old geezer. Did you know that 12 grain bread works better than towels?
I keep a loaf in the bathroom at all times.
 
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  • #5,502
So if anyone asks you where your towel is, you can answer, "in my sandwich."
 
  • #5,503
BicycleTree said:
dirty old geezer. Did you know that 12 grain bread works better than towels?
Only if you're a rambling, socio-political nonsence spouter who spits his words like a whale blowing.
 
  • #5,504
zoobyshoe said:
Last year two separate people started threads with that very paragraph within two weeks of each other. Therefore, everyone who's important here has already read it.
I never seen it before. I find it very interesting.

I've heard that when asked to remember long sequences of things people tend to remember the beginning and the end best. It seems that the same is true for words. I had no trouble reading that. I almost failed to recognize that there was even a problem with it.
 
  • #5,505
Evo said:
I keep a loaf in the bathroom at all times.
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!
 
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  • #5,506
zoobyshoe said:
Only if you're a rambling, socio-political nonsence spouter who spits his words like a whale blowing.
"nonsence"?
 
  • #5,507
Frankly, my dear, I prefer V-8.
 
  • #5,508
:rolleyes: *tiptoes in while everyone's busy arguing about 12 grain bread and gathers up all the copies of Moonbear Goes Camping and tosses them into bonfire*
 
  • #5,509
BicycleTree said:
"nonsence"?
Whale-blown gobbeldygook, yes.
 
  • #5,510
You misspelled both "nonsense" and "gobbledygook." What do you have to say for yourself? :zzz: :devil:
 
  • #5,511
BicycleTree said:
You misspelled both "nonsense" and "gobbledygook." What do you have to say for yourself? :zzz: :devil:
I am eight feet tall, covered with hair, and will therefore spell any word as I chose.
 
  • #5,512
zoobyshoe said:
I am eight feet tall, covered with hair, and will therefore spell any word as I chose.
Oh, that's why you need a brush shelter! :smile:
 
  • #5,513
zoobyshoe said:
I am eight feet tall, covered with hair, and will therefore spell any word as I chose.
Astronuc, what the hell are you doing impersonating Zoobie? :confused:
 
  • #5,514
zoobyshoe said:
I am eight feet tall, covered with hair, and will therefore spell any word as I chose.
Okay, wookie!

I once knew a guy named Sasquatch. He died because he hit his head on doorways. Then all the women inside tried to help him but it was too late.

Edit: This has vague sexual overtones.
 
  • #5,515
Which will happen first? Will this thread reach 9999 posts or 99999 views first? Posts are in the lead so far. What happens after those numbers? Y2K
 
  • #5,516
Danger said:
Astronuc, what the hell are you doing impersonating Zoobie? :confused:
I guess you've never bothered to find out what a "zoobie" is, have you?
 
  • #5,517
HAve you seen an Astronuc? There's not much difference. Easy mistake to make.
 
  • #5,518
BicycleTree said:
Okay, wookie!
That is correct. Chewbacca was a space-zoobie.
I once knew a guy named Sasquatch. He died because he hit his head on doorways. Then all the women inside tried to help him but it was too late.
All the zoobies know that story.
Edit: This has vague sexual overtones.
What are they exactly?
 
  • #5,519
Huckleberry said:
HAve you seen an Astronuc? There's not much difference. Easy mistake to make.
He's virtually bald by zoobie standards.
 
  • #5,520
Then the women inside tried to give him a helmet so he wouldn't get hurt so easily.
 
  • #5,521
zoobyshoe said:
BicycleTree said:
Edit: This has vague sexual overtones.

What are they exactly?

Apparently they are VERY vague! :-p
 
  • #5,522
BicycleTree said:
Then the women inside tried to give him a helmet so he wouldn't get hurt so easily.
Meh...so?
 
  • #5,523
Big feet, large ... shoes.
 
  • #5,524
zoobyshoe said:
I guess you've never bothered to find out what a "zoobie" is, have you?
Are you trying to tell me that there is actually something called a 'zoobie'?
 
  • #5,525
Zoobie and moonbear, use your imaginations.
 
  • #5,526
Danger said:
Are you trying to tell me that there is actually something called a 'zoobie'?
Yep, not to be confused with a zooby either. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,527
Huckleberry said:
Big feet, large ... shoes.
Math Is Hard did a great joke once about that.
 
  • #5,528
If nobody had any hair we would probably drink more apple juice.
 
  • #5,529
http://www.explore-art.com/arts_and_entertainment/N/Nadsat_lexicon.html#Z

Zooby = tooth.
 
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  • #5,530
Danger said:
Are you trying to tell me that there is actually something called a 'zoobie'?
Short version:

There's a story in the paper here. Police pull a guy over for wreckless driving on a rural road east of San Diego. He has a 44 magnum on the seat next to him. Cop wants to know what the gun is for. Guy says it is to protect him from "the zoobies". Cop wants to know what a "zoobie" is. Guy says its a large, upright walking, hairy creature. He says a family of them raid the fruit trees behind his house at night.
 
  • #5,531
As I was walking to Saint Ives, I met a man with no teeth. And on each tooth he had no shoes. And on each shoe he had no weevils. Man, teeth, shoes, and weevils, how many were going to Saint Ives?
 
  • #5,532
BicycleTree said:
Zooby = tooth.
Teeth, actually. Plural. Tooth is "zoob". It's Russian.
 
  • #5,533
No, it means tooth. It is not Russian, it is from A Clockwork Orange.
 
  • #5,534
BicycleTree said:
As I was walking to Saint Ives, I met a man with no teeth. And on each tooth he had no shoes. And on each shoe he had no weevils. Man, teeth, shoes, and weevils, how many were going to Saint Ives?
I refuse to answer on the grounds that the point of this story is to subvert goodness and decency where ever it may be found.
 
  • #5,535
BicycleTree said:
No, it means tooth. It is not Russian, it is from A Clockwork Orange.
And where do you think "A Clockwork Orange" author, Anthony Burgess, got it from when he wrote the novel in 1961, shortly after he was diagnosed with a brain tumor and believed he only had a year to live?
 
  • #5,536
HE got it from Baal.
 
  • #5,537
BicycleTree said:
HE got it from Baal.
Zoob
Droog
Krov
Korova
Moloko


All of it, from Russian.
 
  • #5,538
Show me the link to the Russian dictionary containing Zooby, and then I will concede that Baal was Russian.
 
  • #5,539
BicycleTree said:
Show me the link to the Russian dictionary containing Zooby, and then I will concede that Baal was Russian.
I don't have cyrillic script capabilities. I speak some Russian, though. Ya govoryioo nemnogo po-rooski. Ya znaioo etee slovy rooski slovi.

"Nadsat" means "Tean" as in teenager, meaning something like "Teanspeak". Burgess invented the slang from scratch using mostly Russian words, but also some gypsy jargon. The "droogs" were based on two gangs that were prevalent in England at the time: the mods, and the rockers. The mods were very fashion conscious and the rockers were violent.
 
  • #5,540
Zooby (written as "3y6u" is a 4-letter word that means teeth. Its plural

Singular tooth would be 'zub' - "3y6" is an approximate way it would be written in Russian.

If you need further help, pm me, I speak/write fluent English and Russian :zzz:
 
  • #5,541
cronxeh said:
Singular tooth would be 'zub' - "3y6" is an approximate way it would be written in Russian.
Not "zub", "zoob".
 
  • #5,542
dont argue with me
 
  • #5,543
cronxeh said:
dont argue with me
I am eight feet tall, covered with hair, and can lift and toss a 250lb bolder 20 feet.
 
  • #5,544
cronxeh said:
If you need further help, pm me, I speak/write fluent English and Russian :zzz:
I also just looked it up in my Russian dictionary, but alas I'm too late. Cronxeh, if I ever have time, I'd like to get into that with you a bit. Russian was my chosen 2nd language, but I only had the tape and book system. That was okay until it got up to the conversational stuff that wasn't in the book. I have enough trouble trying to understand English when I can't read lips, and had no chance at all with the Russian. It's been over 15 years now, but I'd like to pick up a bit if I can.
No idea when I will have time, though.
 
  • #5,545
cronxeh said:
Zooby (written as "3y6u" is a 4-letter word that means teeth. Its plural

Singular tooth would be 'zub' - "3y6" is an approximate way it would be written in Russian.
I never realized you could use numbers as letters before. Cool!
Here you can see it written with the cyrillic symbols: http://www.rambler.ru/dict/scripts/go.cgi?query=tooth&where=enru&start=0&count=15
 
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  • #5,546
Moonbear said:
I never realized you could use numbers as letters before. Cool!
Here you can see it written with the cyrillic symbols: http://www.rambler.ru/dict/scripts/go.cgi?query=tooth&where=enru&start=0&count=15
I can't make heads or tails of that.
 
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  • #5,547
zoobyshoe said:
I can't make heads or tails of that.

Definition 1.1. is the one I think Cronxeh is referring to. It's just a translation from English to Russian. Strangely enough, I know no Russian, yet could pick that one out as the one that would likely be transliterated to zoob, even though it looks more like zyb to me.
 
  • #5,548
Moonbear said:
Definition 1.1. is the one I think Cronxeh is referring to. It's just a translation from English to Russian. Strangely enough, I know no Russian, yet could pick that one out as the one that would likely be transliterated to zoob, even though it looks more like zyb to me.
Cyrillic "y" is more or less equivalent to English "oo".
 
  • #5,549
Zoobyshoe: pronounciation-wise, yes, you can say its 'zoob', but its written 3y6 or 'zub'. Most Russians online when using translit (english letters to type in russian) will type 'zub' - singular, or 'zubi' - plural.

Moonbear: the definition #3 is 'cavity' and not 'plural tooth' per se :biggrin:

Danger: just sent a pm or aim if you are stuck on certain words. But don't make me write serenades in dirty-old-man style to your next victims :smile:
 
  • #5,550
cronxeh said:
Moonbear: the definition #3 is 'cavity' and not 'plural tooth' per se :biggrin:

:smile: Well, I guess I'm all set if I need a Russian dentist. :eek:
 

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