Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Danger said:
Alright, alright. You just always have to have the best of everything, don't you? Well, you ain't going to get it, 'cause none of 'em are that great. I will, however, give you this one that I consider among the better ones. At least it's relevant to the thread.:rolleyes:
I've finally had a chance to view your comics. Those are great! :approve:

So, you're multi-talented, eh?
 
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  • #3,302
Math Is Hard said:
HaHAHHAhAA!

Moonbear said:
:smile: :smile: :smile:

Evo said:
I've finally had a chance to view your comics. Those are great! :approve:

So, you're multi-talented, eh?
Thanks, ladies. I don't think I'm that good, just persistent. Some of them took a couple of days to do, and I never did get them into Photoshop to start tweaking and airbrushing. I can't draw people worth a damn, with or without Illustrator, so I try to concentrate on mechanical stuff. It feels really good to have them accepted. I didn't know if anybody'd like them. :redface:
 
  • #3,303
I can't believe how much I've missed!

http://img253.echo.cx/img253/2148/pf8gn.th.jpg
Funny, and SO appropriate to this forum too!
Danger said:
Thanks, ladies. I don't think I'm that good, just persistent.
That's not what I hear...er, I mean persistence is important too. :-p
 
  • #3,304
SOS2008 said:
I can't believe how much I've missed!
Including this, apparently...
Danger said:
Some of them took a couple of days

SOS2008 said:
persistence is important too. :-p
Care for a demonstration? :-p :devil:
 
  • #3,305
*Huckleberry comes up for air*
It's taking forver to get through that member photo thread. I'm amazed by how attractive the photos are. I thought for sure everyone would be atleast middle-aged and nerdy looking. These people look great, and so many of them are so young. I've read some of their replies on other threads and I thought they were professionals in their fields. Where were people like this when I was in high school? almost 20 pages left to go. Be back soon I hope.

P.S. Great comics Danger. I'm lookin forward to seeing more. Very reminiscent of the Farside, but with that indescribable Danger flare. I think to myself when I see them "Something is very wrong with that man, but I like it anyway."
 
  • #3,306
Huckleberry said:
I think to myself when I see them "Something is very wrong with that man, but I like it anyway."
Higher praise I could not aspire to. Thanks. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,307
Huckleberry said:
*Huckleberry comes up for air*
Must not..make comment... I was wondering where you were. :smile:
Huckleberry said:
It's taking forver to get through that member photo thread.
I know! I gave up on reading the archived threads. Hey, why doesn't someone make that thread into a poll on the top three--for us new members? So far I vote for "Dave."
Huckleberry said:
...and so many of them are so young.
Yeh, I know. :-p
 
  • #3,308
SOS2008 said:
Huckleberry said:
...and so many of them are so young.
Yeh, I know. :-p
Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo. :-p
 
  • #3,309
Danger said:
Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo. :-p
:smile: I almost offered to sponsor Smurf, but he's a minor. :smile: The dirty-old-lady thing is an inside joke I have with a few business associates, etc. I'm really not like that at all, dang it.
 
  • #3,310
SOS2008 said:
:smile: I almost offered to sponsor Smurf,
Oh go on, PLEASE
but he's a minor. :smile:
only until august.
 
  • #3,311
Danger said:
Down, girl. Remember, they have to reach that 'You must be at least this tall' tattoo. :-p

There's a height requirement? Dang! No wonder I have so much trouble finding men. *puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help. :-p
 
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Smurf said:
Oh go on, PLEASE
only until august.
Perhaps someone should explain to Smurf about being a "Kept man." :devil:
Moonbear said:
*puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help. :-p
What a great idea! (But how did he know about the tatoo?)
 
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Moonbear said:
*puts on 6" heels* Maybe that will help. :-p
Taller heels, please. I like to rest with my head in the shade.
 
  • #3,314
I can't believe nobody has been here in nearly 10 hours! I sense the thread weakening. *hands franzbear another of his Auntie Evo's cookies*
 
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i walk into this thread every morning, wearing a bathrobe with a toothbrush in hand.. everyone is asleep so i move along :shy:
 
  • #3,316
Moonbear said:
I sense the thread weakening. *hands franzbear another of his Auntie Evo's cookies*
Quick, Franzbear! Disable cookies!
 
  • #3,317
This thread still has not reached 5000? What are you all doing?
 
  • #3,318
mattmns said:
What are you all doing?
Can't speak for anyone else, but I'm going to work. That means that Moonbear should be along any minute. Later, dudes and dudettes.
 
  • #3,319
mattmns said:
This thread still has not reached 5000? What are you all doing?

I've been avoiding this thread because its size and silliness intimidates me :redface: . But I'll make the sacrifice to contribute to your "strive for 5(000)".
 
  • #3,320
Danger said:
Quick, Franzbear! Disable cookies!

Too late! He gobbled that cookie down like it might be his last. :biggrin:

Oh, are you feeling a little under the weather franzbear? Here, have another cookie, that should perk you right up. :smile:
 
  • #3,321
DocToxyn said:
I've been avoiding this thread because its size and silliness intimidates me :redface: . But I'll make the sacrifice to contribute to your "strive for 5(000)".

It's not like we need any more competition around here. Every time someone drops out of the running, it seems someone new shows up to take up the torch and continue on.

Oh, just to fill you in, we've already tried fire, explosions, electrocution, hunting accidents, lethal injection, gunshot wounds, drowning, and sexually transmitted diseases (franzbear was hanging around those sailors a little too long way back in the beginning of the thread). Oh, and those cookies have a secret ingredient out of a box with a nice pirate skull and crossbones. Oh, and we even tried boring the thread to death, that didn't work either. But back around post 2000 or so, the thread was declared immortal. Only another immortal can kill it apparently.
 
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Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.
 
  • #3,323
mattmns said:
Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.
*Enter the immortal Bob* MWHAHAHAHAHAHA. o:) I mean... :devil: I am here to fold your plan more than 10 times. MWHAHAHAHAHA.

So what has been happening? :rolleyes: o:) :rolleyes:

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #3,324
mattmns said:
Hmmm, I guess we need to kill each other then. We will soon find out who is immortal, and then we can let them kill the thread.

There can be only ONE! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,325
Moonbear said:
There can be only ONE! :biggrin:
And here I am.
 
  • #3,326
Yes there can be only one. I meant "them" as in the one :smile:

How should we test this? Russian roulette?

*pulls out revolver and a bullet*

Franz, you are up :smile:
 
  • #3,327
Moonbear said:
There can be only ONE! :biggrin:
Adrian Paul...The Highlander. <swoon> :!) :!) :!)

Her never loses, you know. :approve:

(hugs her deluxe set of Highlander DVD's)
 
  • #3,328
Moonbear said:
It's not like we need any more competition around here. Every time someone drops out of the running, it seems someone new shows up to take up the torch and continue on.

Oh, just to fill you in, we've already tried fire, explosions, electrocution, hunting accidents, lethal injection, gunshot wounds, drowning, and sexually transmitted diseases (franzbear was hanging around those sailors a little too long way back in the beginning of the thread). Oh, and those cookies have a secret ingredient out of a box with a nice pirate skull and crossbones. Oh, and we even tried boring the thread to death, that didn't work either. But back around post 2000 or so, the thread was declared immortal. Only another immortal can kill it apparently.


we also tried bad jokes and that didnt seem to work :devil:
 
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johnny has a gambleing problem, and he just can't lose for some reason. Now he's only 16 and his father and teacher both see this as a problem. They want him to stop before he loses big and gets himself into trouble. He had just recently won $500.

His teacher saw this and though, maybe if he didnt have money he won't gamble anymore. So after school she takes him to her office.

"Johnny, if you give me your 500 dollars ill make sure your school record is clean and you can never get into trouble in this school district again...what do you think of that?"

*johhny thought for a minute and smiled* NO deal, but i bet you my $500 that your pubes arent the same color as the hair on your head

*she smiled knowing she dyes her hair and nodded* its a bet

she takes off her skirt then her panties showing him that her pubic hair is black and points to her hair on her head which is blond, johnny admits defeat and gives her the $500 and walks home in shame. Later that day she calls his father

"i think i rid him of his problem, he won't be gambleing anymore"

His father responds

"No you stupid %@#$, i bet him $1000 that he could never get you to take your panties off for him"
 
  • #3,330
This has nothing to do with anything.

Being in technical sales, this is how all of my days go. Anyone that has to work with clients or a design team will appreciate this. (I had to leave two pictures out due to file size)
 

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