Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,051
yomamma said:
You have to get franzbear into the OR for his "papercut" oh, and snapped tendon, bloody tongue, broken arm, etc

Oh, no hurry. Take a seat in the waiting room; we'll be with you in a few hours. Oh, and please take this mop to keep the blood cleaned up off the floor; we wouldn't want anyone to slip. :smile:
 
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  • #6,052
Moonbear's not a medical doctor.
 
  • #6,053
yomamma said:
Dr moonbear is now seeing franzbear after the McDonald's escapade.

Dr. moonbear, I don't know what happened :rolleyes: I think he got a papercut, better get him into the OR
Your story and you are all wet and yet smoking as well :confused: :biggrin:
 
  • #6,054
Oops, did I poke you with the mop franzie? We need some saltwater to treat your wounds
 
  • #6,055
Does everyone realize that I am KONG
 
  • #6,056
BicycleTree said:
Moonbear's not a medical doctor.
And why would we take franzbear to a medical doctor?
 
  • #6,057
BicycleTree said:
Moonbear's not a medical doctor.
I don't care. She can play doctor with me any time. :-p
 
  • #6,058
BicycleTree said:
Does everyone realize that I am KONG
I thought nuts was spelled N-U-T-S. :confused: :-p
 
  • #6,059
*takes franzbear to underground reinforced cavern out in the desert*
*sets hydrogen bomb timer*
*escapes by helicopter to radiation proof shelter*
*waits for boom*
*goes back*
*sees franzbear still alive*

Now let's just give up, okay?
 
  • #6,060
Danger said:
I don't care. She can play doctor with me any time. :-p
everybody said:
Dirty old man :biggrin:
my message is too short so I had to add this
 
  • #6,061
Danger said:
I don't care. She can play doctor with me any time. :-p
First thing she's going to say is, "Drop your pants, this may hurt a little." :smile: :smile: :-p
 
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  • #6,062
OMG! franzbear can't die can he! there's a;ways a way..we'll need to think this through...
 
  • #6,063
BicycleTree said:
*takes franzbear to underground reinforced cavern out in the desert*
*sets hydrogen bomb timer*
*escapes by helicopter to radiation proof shelter*
*waits for boom*
*goes back*
Up to here it was pretty good.

You're not getting it that easy.
 
  • #6,064
Franzbear--> Dr moonbear!
 
  • #6,065
Artman said:
I thought nuts was spelled N-U-T-S. :confused: :-p
You're being a little overly-polite here.

Artman said:
First thing she's going to say is, "Drop your pants, this may hurt a little." :smile: :smile: :-p
What makes you think that my pants will still be on?
 
  • #6,066
I want there to be a national championship for scaring people. Where the company would take ordinary people off the street, and contestants in the tournament would scare them as much as possible without physically harming them, and then the ordinary people would fill out a questionnaire about how scared they were.
 
  • #6,067
Danger said:
What makes you think that my pants will still be on?
Trust me on this, I always think of you ONLY with your pants on. :-p I guess in light of that, the first thing she says may be either bend over and say, "AHHH" or, do you think it'll grow if it's watered? :smile: :smile:


Couldn't resist that. Gotta take the easy shots when they come along. I realize I am opening myself to a future big time zing. :biggrin:
 
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BicycleTree said:
I want there to be a national championship for scaring people. Where the company would take ordinary people off the street, and contestants in the tournament would scare them as much as possible without physically harming them, and then the ordinary people would fill out a questionnaire about how scared they were.
Sure. Get a guy with a heart condition and be fighting 'wrongful death' suits for the rest of your life.
 
  • #6,069
Obviously you'd have to have special legislation passed to avoid all lawsuits. Anyway if the guy has a heart condition and dies, the contestant who scares him is disqualified.
 
  • #6,070
:rolleyes: is danger still here.

Gotta go!
 
  • #6,071
Artman said:
Trust me on this, I always think of you ONLY with your pants on. :-p
Whew! That's a relief.

Artman said:
I guess in light of that, the first thing she says may be either bend over and say, "AHHH" or, do you think it'll grow if it's watered? :smile: :smile:
Does a spit-polish count as 'watering'?

Artman said:
I realize I am opening myself to a future big time zing.
Count on it. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,072
There would be a "plainclothes" division and a "mutilated" division. Obviously a mutilated tattooed skinhead would usually have an advantage over a normal-looking guy dressed casually, other things being equal.

Also, threats on the subject's life would be as disallowed as physical injury would be. Threatening body language, of course, may be used.
 
  • #6,073
And no weapons would be allowed. Everything would have to be implicit psychological intimidation. And the frightener would have to stay five feet away from the subject (whose name is John Freet) at all times.
 
  • #6,074
yomamma said:
And why would we take franzbear to a medical doctor?

Good one! My thoughts exactly! :biggrin: :devil:

Hmm...I can't remember which of these voodoo charms is for good luck and which is for bad luck. *randomly picks charm* Okay franzbear, sprinkle some of that salt around the floor in a pentagram and swing this charm around your head 6 times counterclockwise.
 
  • #6,075
We should get a franzbear voodoo doll and ruin it.
 
  • #6,076
All charms are for bad luck.
 
  • #6,077
Here's one
voodoo-doll.jpg

Now we need an article of franz's clothing...
awl.jpg


here's one of his peircings. Now we can hurt him inderectly!
 
  • #6,078
yomamma said:
Now we need an article of franz's clothing...
It works much better if you use a little of his hair.
 
  • #6,079
Moonbear said:
It works much better if you use a little of his hair.
Given his origin, wouldn't a snippet of your merkin do?
 
  • #6,080
BUT HE JUST WENT TO THE BARBER!

http://www.alphamule.com/archives/hand-shave3.jpg
 
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yomamma said:
BUT HE JUST WENT TO THE BARBER!

Finally, he shaved off that awful red hair! And thankfully, those tattoos must have all been temporary. *breathes sigh of relief*
 
  • #6,082
Moonbear said:
those tattoos must have all been temporary.
They weren't supposed to be. It's that damned immune system of his.
 
  • #6,083
He took his piercings off because the barber needed to use them to cut his hair.
 
  • #6,084
Moonbear said:
Finally, he shaved off that awful red hair! And thankfully, those tattoos must have all been temporary. *breathes sigh of relief*
You mean these tattoos that were in white?

http://img286.echo.cx/img286/632/handshave34dn.jpg
 
  • #6,085
SOS is back! from not being here..for..awile..
 
  • #6,086
SOS has clearly been to the Brewnog school of computer graphics...
 
  • #6,087
brewnog said:
SOS has clearly been to the Brewnog school of computer graphics...
Hmm...must be a real quality school. Do folks graduate when they're able to print a convincing looking diploma for themselves?

I don't mind the tattoos under his hair, it was all those ones covering his face that were creeping me out. :smile:
 
  • #6,088
yomamma said:
SOS is back! from not being here..for..awile..
Thank God she hasn't seen what I wrote about her...

:rolleyes: she isn't still here, is she? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,089
Artman said:
Thank God she hasn't seen what I wrote about her...

:rolleyes: she isn't still here, is she? :rolleyes:
How was traffic?
 
  • #6,090
Ok, from the Disney World thread, a picture of me in sunglasses. I'm building a fort (see the walls?
 

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  • #6,091
An engineering feat! who's that in the background?
 
  • #6,092
yomamma said:
An engineering feat! who's that in the background?
That's my older daughter, that's how old this picture is.
 
  • #6,093
yomamma said:
An engineering feat!
Indeed! She's putting quite a strain on that black thing. (What fort? :confused: )
 
  • #6,094
Danger said:
Indeed! She's putting quite a strain on that black thing. (What fort? :confused: )
I need to try for a better resolution, look behind me, there's a fort wall being built.
 
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  • #6,096
Right. One first does a sketching before etching. It really doesn't matter though, or if these are even any good, since it is just a ploy to get you to our clinic. Heheh. :devil:
Artman said:
Nope, but I shed my skin, Evo has to be sheared (could be just a sheep suit, but she's fun to shear non-the-less), SOS bites the head off of mates and...
Just because I said "bite me" does not mean I bite.
Moonbear said:
Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have trusted SOS when she said the ticket sales were all for butt pinching!
Oh but we made large profits for that. Now we have money to buy a new supply of umbrellas for the Tiki Bar. :biggrin: Oooo, I hope she's not mad anymore.
 
  • #6,097
SOS2008 said:
Oh but we made large profits for that. Now we have money to buy a new supply of umbrellas for the Tiki Bar. :biggrin: Oooo, I hope she's not mad anymore.
:rolleyes: Well, okay. But next time you can just tell me what the tickets are being sold for, as long as it's for a good cause. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,098
Evo said:
I need to try for a better resolution, look behind me, there's a fort wall being built.
Actually, I saw it the first time. I just couldn't be bothered looking at it when the foreground was so much more fascinating. Did that thing still work when you stood up?
 
  • #6,099
Danger said:
Actually, I saw it the first time. I just couldn't be bothered looking at it when the foreground was so much more fascinating. Did that thing still work when you stood up?
It's a bandeau, and you won't see the pictures of me standing. In this shot, I'm hunched over and you can't see anything.
 
  • #6,100
Evo said:
It's a bandeau, and you won't see the pictures of me standing.
Aww, come on. There's nobody here but us perverts.

Evo said:
In this shot, I'm hunched over and you can't see anything.
I can see enough to tell that you're stretching the poor thing within an inch of its life.
I thought that was the name for it, but when I looked it up in the dictionary to be sure it said that it means a headband.
 

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