Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Math Is Hard said:
Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!

:rolleyes: He might not take that as much of a threat.
 
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  • #3,602
Huckleberry said:
But since you're here and your bra is already off...
Wanna play with my home chemistry lab?

Not until we get you all checked out at the cancer clinic. :approve:
 
  • #3,603
Rut roh, this must be the xxx rated late night adult version of the thread. Franzbear, go back to bed, I'll explain it to you when you get older. :redface: What, no, your mom is paid to discuss these things, she's a professional. What she does to those rhinos with that electric thing is purely scientific. :rolleyes: What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:
 
  • #3,604
Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
 
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  • #3,605
Evo said:
Rut roh, this must be the xxx rated late night adult version of the thread. Franzbear, go back to bed, I'll explain it to you when you get older. :redface: What, no, your mom is paid to discuss these things, she's a professional. What she does to those rhinos with that electric thing is purely scientific. :rolleyes: What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:

Maybe if little franzbear catches his mom and uncle Huck in the act, he'll just kill himself. :-p
 
  • #3,606
cronxeh said:
Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
Oh[/URL] cronxeh, marry me! This is great! :biggrin:
 
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hmm I can almost see it now.. http://carboninside.com/marry.gif

But alas, I'm too young! http://carboninside.com/nono.gif :cry: o:)
 
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cronxeh said:
Gah.. someone walks into this thread and drops an F-bomb.. http://carboninside.com/fart.gif and then we are all like.. oMG.. OMG.. WHO DID THAT?

Everyone starts pointing at franzbear.. and then there is a chain reaction http://carboninside.com/ole.gif and he gets beaten up http://carboninside.com/beatup.gif

Meanwhile Danger tries his best to animate the whole process http://carboninside.com/crash.gif and Moonbear getting her rats to mate http://carboninside.com/dstyle.gif
[/URL]

:smile: You're in charge of the next birthday party around here! :biggrin:
 
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  • #3,609
cronxeh said:
hmm I can almost see it now.. http://carboninside.com/marry.gif

But alas, I'm too young! http://carboninside.com/nono.gif
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Aww, but you make such a cute couple there. Hey, if that psycho teacher can marry her student now that she's out of prison, surely you and Evo could get married. :smile:
 
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Moonbear said:
Maybe if little franzbear catches his mom and uncle Huck in the act, he'll just kill himself. :-p
If I knew what a franzbear was I might be concerned enough to close the door.

Hey cronx, nice animations. I especially like the one with danger banging his head against the desk. That's what he'll be doing when he reads the last page or two of this thread.
Evo said:
What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue.
I'm an uncle already? That was fast. :approve: science good.
 
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Evo said:
What she does to your uncle huck with it is another issue. :blushing:

:rolleyes: Wait a minute! He's an uncle on his father's side, right? It would just be all wrong if I found out he was my brother. I'd have to move to West Virginia or Arkansas. :frown:
 
  • #3,613
Alabama's nice too..
 
  • #3,614
cronxeh said:
Alabama's nice too..

I'll keep that in mind if it turns out I'm related to Huck. :smile:
 
  • #3,615
You'd have to move to Canada if 'she' had a sex change done too..
 
  • #3,616
cronxeh said:
Alabama's nice too..
HEY! Knock it off! :mad:
 
  • #3,617
jackpot! wee
 
  • #3,618
Huckleberry said:
I'm an uncle already? That was fast. :approve: science good.
Accelerated Evolution Theory proven! :biggrin: :bugeye:
 
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SOS2008 said:
Accelerated Evolution Theory proven! :biggrin: :bugeye:

Wrong thread. That one belongs in the crackpot theory thread. :smile:
 
  • #3,620
Moonbear said:
Uh, yeah, how franzbear came to be. :redface:

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=166&pp=20&highlight=franzbear

https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&page=169&pp=20
OK, I get it now. I thought franzbear had something to do with Moonbear and franzneitzsche. I had no idea that it was your love child. Artman named it, and Integral is the shadow of death looming above it with scythe in hand, waiting for the word from Mother Evo.

It might actually be worth reading this thread. Maybe one week when I have nothing to do I'll get that done.
cronxeh said:
You'd have to move to Canada if 'she' had a sex change done too..
How did you know? :eek:
 
  • #3,621
Huckleberry said:
OK, I get it now. I thought franzbear had something to do with Moonbear and franzneitzsche. I had no idea that it was your love child.

Not love child, e-child! E-children aren't created by something so intangible as love (especially with franz!); PF has a very sophisticated algorithm that determines the ideal matches for forming its e-children.
 
  • #3,622
Math Is Hard said:
Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!
I was just going beaver hunting...or merkin hunting...(I never know what I'm going to find)...




...and I thought I might get cold, so I kind of just borrowed the little lacy pair. (Figured those will keep me warm.) :-p :biggrin:

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

<SPANK!>

Thank you mam, may I have another?

Anybody get the "Thank you mam, may I have another" reference?
 
  • #3,623
Artman said:
Anybody get the "Thank you mam, may I have another" reference?

Animal House...

"And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here." - Neidermeyer

...well we shouldn't have any reservations here... :-p
 
  • #3,624
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!

As of this moment, Moonbear and franz are on a double secret probation!
 
  • #3,625
DocToxyn said:
Animal House...
Good work Doc Tox!

DocToxyn said:
"And most recently of all, a "Roman Toga Party" was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here." - Neidermeyer

...well we shouldn't have any reservations here... :-p
Two dozen! Danger has submitted single posts with more than that! :biggrin:


cronxeh said:
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
Ut oh, better put Franzbear to bed right now, cronxeh wants to party. :smile:

As of this moment, Moonbear and franz are on a double secret probation!
Oh my gosh! Hey Danger, what level of probation do you think we're in!?
 
  • #3,626
Where's Moonbear? She hasn't been to visit this thread all morning. I suspect she's losing interest in little Franzbear.
 
  • #3,627
I'm here, just checking in after checking today's email messages. Woke up with a migraine that hasn't gone away yet, and staring at the monitor is painful.
 
  • #3,628
heres my turtle:

http://carboninside.com/turtle1.JPG
http://carboninside.com/turtle2.JPG
 
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Moonbear said:
I'm here, just checking in after checking today's email messages. Woke up with a migraine that hasn't gone away yet, and staring at the monitor is painful.
I think it's from looking at speedo-guy and Naked Cowboy guy.
 
  • #3,630
cronxeh said:
heres my turtle:

http://carboninside.com/turtle1.JPG
What[/URL] is that black thing doing to your turtle, cronxeh?
 
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