Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,001
Moonbear said:
:cry: You hurt franzbear's feelings calling him a shrimp!
Yet he doesn't care that we're...Trying to kill him?[/size]
 
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  • #6,002
Yes, poor, poor, sensitive Franzbear. If Franzbeaer was so sensitive, you would think he would have noticed that we have attempted to shoot, stab, electrocute, strangle, runover, drag behind a car, run it's head into things at supersonic speeds, run it down a rollercoaster on a tricycle, poison, freeze, boil, castrate, mutate, radiate, nuke, bore, subject it to Danger, send it places with it's Uncles and Awnts, and electroejaculate it to death (just a to name a few methods). :bugeye: It's not even afraid. :bugeye:
 
  • #6,003
yomamma said:
Yet he doesn't care that we're...Trying to kill him?[/size]

Nah, he's just really sensitive about his height. :frown:
 
  • #6,004
Artman said:
This part made sense. :-p
All good minds are empty. A feeling of mental fullness is a sign that you are in pain.
 
  • #6,005
don't forget getting him caught in BT's spokes!

Franzbear! stop! you can't get in the pool with floaties, you'll drown!
 
  • #6,006
Hooray!
I'm the thread-killer!
Finally, after all this time, the thread is DEAD!

Looking forward to your congratulatory posts; you may append them to this dead thread.
 
  • #6,007
:biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry: :biggrin: :cry:

(Since we don't have a laugh till you cry smilie, this will just have to do.)

Thanks, I needed that. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,008
Damn! i can't believe i actually read the first 24 pages and then came to the last page to realize that it is 487 pages long!

And i had such a great plan of starting a betting racket on who would be the thread killer? Now which bloody fool would bet on a 487 page long thread :frown:

-- AI
 
  • #6,009
Mk said:
Don't talk to strangers.
Did I say anything about talking?

Artman said:
This part made sense. :-p
Go figure. :rolleyes: The one time he says something rational, and it's by accident.

Artman said:
you would think he would have noticed that we have attempted to shoot, stab, electrocute, strangle, runover, drag behind a car, run it's head into things at supersonic speeds, run it down a rollercoaster on a tricycle, poison, freeze, boil, castrate, mutate, radiate, nuke, bore, subject it to Danger, send it places with it's Uncles and Awnts, and electroejaculate it to death (just a to name a few methods). :bugeye: It's not even afraid. :bugeye:
Hey, now...

arildno said:
Hooray!
I'm the thread-killer!
Finally, after all this time, the thread is DEAD!

Looking forward to your congratulatory posts; you may append them to this dead thread.
Anyone have a Weed-whacker handy?

TenaliRaman said:
Now which bloody fool would bet on a 487 page long thread :frown:
We've already established that BT's head is empty. You can probably hit him up for a couple of bucks.
 
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  • #6,010
BT my friend,
on whom would u like to bet on?
(inside information is that this is all fixed and greg's going to be the thread killer, go ahead bet on him, we are 1:30 on greg!)

-- AI
 
  • #6,011
TenaliRaman said:
BT my friend,
Let me know if this works. I have a land deal or two to discuss...
 
  • #6,012
Danger said:
Hey, now...
I was wondering if you would spot the capital "D". :biggrin:
 
  • #6,013
Artman said:
I was wondering if you would spot the capital "D". :biggrin:
Are you kidding? With you around, I get nervous if there's a comma out of place.
 
  • #6,014
Okay, I bet my current kitchen trash bag that Greg will be the thread killer. So let's get clear on this: you take the trash bag now, and store it until someone kills the thread. If it was Greg then you give me the trash bag back, plus twenty-nine identical ones. If it was someone else, you get to keep the trash bag. :smile: :smile: I'll mail it to you to get this started.
 
  • #6,015
You cannot face defeat, can you?
 
  • #6,016
yomamma said:
Franzbear! stop! you can't get in the pool with floaties, you'll drown!

See that, franzbear, you've made a new friend. :smile: Yomamma, why don't you help franzbear tie these lead weights onto his arms so he can build up some strength while swimming? :devil:
 
  • #6,017
arildno said:
You cannot face defeat, can you?
Where the hell is that Weed-whacker, already?! It's still growing.
 
  • #6,018
Danger said:
Where the hell is that Weed-whacker, already?! It's still growing.

I don't know, but this thread seems more like one of those knitting projects that starts out as a pot-holder and morphs into a scarf, and you get carried away and keep going until it becomes a blanket...no wonder we need so many sheep around here! :bugeye:
 
  • #6,019
Moonbear said:
no wonder we need so many sheep around here! :bugeye:
You're certainly welcome to take all of the wool that you can get. I prefer my sheep naked anyhow. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,020
Moonbear said:
I don't know, but this thread seems more like one of those knitting projects that starts out as a pot-holder and morphs into a scarf, and you get carried away and keep going until it becomes a blanket...no wonder we need so many sheep around here! :bugeye:
Oh, I dunno. When I stand back and look at this thread, I see a definite, deliberate shape...kind of like...a brain!
 
  • #6,021
Moonbear said:
See that, franzbear, you've made a new friend. :smile: Yomamma, why don't you help franzbear tie these lead weights onto his arms so he can build up some strength while swimming? :devil:
And I suppose it will be alright for Franzbear to play with this electroejaculator in the pool, just this once. :biggrin:



Moonie, set that power setting back up where...

What's that Franzbear? Oh nothing, just talking to your mother o:)

You know that setting that you planned to use on me...

Get in the pool Franzbear, we'll bring you your electroejaculator in a minute, we're not quite done with it. o:)


Hum, that didn't sound right, did it. :rolleyes: (See Doc Tox's note with all appropriate addenda.) :smile:
 
  • #6,022
Moonbear said:
I don't know, but this thread seems more like one of those knitting projects that starts out as a pot-holder and morphs into a scarf, and you get carried away and keep going until it becomes a blanket...no wonder we need so many sheep around here! :bugeye:
Darn thing's a car cover now. :smile:
 
  • #6,023
zoobyshoe said:
Oh, I dunno. When I stand back and look at this thread, I see a definite, deliberate shape...kind of like...a brain!
You see brains when you look at this thread? We've got to get the hair cut over your eyes. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,024
zoobyshoe said:
Oh, I dunno. When I stand back and look at this thread, I see a definite, deliberate shape...kind of like...a brain!

:smile: :smile: :smile: Well, when I'm the one doing the knitting, all my potholders look like that. I can't claim it's intentional though. :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,025
Danger said:
You're certainly welcome to take all of the wool that you can get. I prefer my sheep naked anyhow. :biggrin:
I dunno, I...I better just keep quiet on this one. :-p
 
  • #6,026
Artman said:
And I suppose it will be alright for Franzbear to play with this electroejaculator in the pool, just this once. :biggrin:



Moonie, set that power setting back up where...

What's that Franzbear? Oh nothing, just talking to your mother o:)

You know that setting that you planned to use on me...

Get in the pool Franzbear, we'll bring you your electroejaculator in a minute, we're not quite done with it. o:)


Hum, that didn't sound right, did it. :rolleyes: (See Doc Tox's note with all appropriate addenda.) :smile:

:devil: Okay, it's all set. Now, Artman, if you'll just lean over and hand this other weight to franzbear while I finish up this last connection here...
 
  • #6,027
Just to warn you all: Posts 10.000 and 10.001 are MINE.
 
  • #6,028
Moonbear said:
See that, franzbear, you've made a new friend. :smile: Yomamma, why don't you help franzbear tie these lead weights onto his arms so he can build up some strength while swimming? :devil:
Okay franzbear, this weight goes on your tongue. Oh! you didn't pirce it, we'll fix that *grabs chainsaw* allright, I'll use the ice pick. moonbear, get a rug to come clean the blood!

This weight is 20 pounds. this goes between your ankle bone and the tendon. OOPS! better call the hospital :rolleyes: what's the number? oh yeah! 411..

to be continued..
 
  • #6,029
Danger said:
You're certainly welcome to take all of the wool that you can get. I prefer my sheep naked anyhow. :biggrin:

Then how do the velcro mittens work? :-p
 
  • #6,030
yomamma said:
Okay franzbear, this weight goes on your tongue. Oh! you didn't pirce it, we'll fix that *grabs chainsaw* allright, I'll use the ice pick. moonbear, get a rug to come clean the blood!

This weight is 20 pounds. this goes between your ankle bone and the tendon. OOPS! better call the hospital :rolleyes: what's the number? oh yeah! 411..

to be continued..

:rolleyes: Uh Oh! I think we've created a monster! What happened to our sweet, innocent yomamma? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,031
Moonbear said:
:devil: Okay, it's all set. Now, Artman, if you'll just lean over and hand this other weight to franzbear while I finish up this last connection here...
Okay. o:) Gee, Moonbear and I are talking again. Isn't that nice. o:)





Suspects a trick and quickly ties the weight to the electroejaculator cord.

There. All set. o:)
 
  • #6,032
Artman said:
Suspects a trick and quickly ties the weight to the electroejaculator cord.

There. All set. o:)

:devil: Drat! Foiled again!
 
  • #6,033
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Uh Oh! I think we've created a monster! What happened to our sweet, innocent yomamma? :rolleyes:
Hum, getting too big for his britches.



<Quickly wraps the other end of the cord around Yomamma's leg.>

Turn on the power Moonie.

<throws weight, electroejaculator and Yomamma in the water.> :biggrin:

Woops, Yomamma must have slipped on the wet pool deck. o:)
 
  • #6,034
Artman said:
Hum, getting too big for his britches.



<Quickly wraps the other end of the cord around Yomamma's leg.>

Turn on the power Moonie.

<throws weight, electroejaculator and Yomamma in the water.> :biggrin:

Woops, Yomamma must have slipped on the wet pool deck. o:)

ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP SSSSSZZZZZZTTTTTTT TTZZZZZTTTTTZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAPPP![/size][/color]

Wow, look at the pool light up! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,035
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Uh Oh! I think we've created a monster! What happened to our sweet, innocent yomamma? :rolleyes:
Now franzbear is at the McDonald's fun room (remember, he thinks it's the hospital) little girl? little boy? can you take this..uh..thing, yes, thing up to the top and push him down? no! not the slide! you see that opening? yeah, there

franzbear said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Oh! this isn't the hospital!

At hospital: franzbear and I are in the waiting room. then,

lady behind desk said:
Dr moonbear will see you now

to be continued...
 
  • #6,036
Artman said:
Hum, getting too big for his britches.



<Quickly wraps the other end of the cord around Yomamma's leg.>

Turn on the power Moonie.

<throws weight, electroejaculator and Yomamma in the water.> :biggrin:

Woops, Yomamma must have slipped on the wet pool deck. o:)
AHA! that's a decoy! I'm at the McDonald's with franzbear!
 
  • #6,037
I have to start what promises to be a dreadful ride home. They are working on the main route out of the city where I work. It's always bad on Fridays, so tonight it's going to be real bad.

Guess we'll just have to leave Yomamma in the water with Franzbear and the EJ all powered up. o:) They sure look like they're having fun, flopping around like fish, and screaming like a bunch of Girl Scouts on a campout. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,038
Artman! that's a decoy. Dr. Moonbear is about to see me and franzbear at the hospital (remember? :wink:)
 
  • #6,039
yomamma said:
Artman! that's a decoy. Dr. Moonbear is about to see me and franzbear at the hospital (remember? )
Hum let's see.

Artman said:
They sure look like they're having fun, flopping around like fish, and screaming like a bunch of Girl Scouts on a campout. :biggrin:
Nope, it's definitely you in the pool. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,040
Elmer Fudd says hello.
 
  • #6,041
Noi, not me, who the hell is that? :bugeye: AHAHAHA! It's BT!
 
  • #6,042
BicycleTree said:
Elmer Fudd says hello.
I thought he said Hewwo. Huhuhuhuh.
:smile:
 
  • #6,043
yomamma said:
Noi, not me, who the hell is that? :bugeye: AHAHAHA! It's BT!
Either suits me.
:smile:
 
  • #6,044
Artman said:
I have to start what promises to be a dreadful ride home. They are working on the main route out of the city where I work. It's always bad on Fridays, so tonight it's going to be real bad.

Guess we'll just have to leave Yomamma in the water with Franzbear and the EJ all powered up. o:) They sure look like they're having fun, flopping around like fish, and screaming like a bunch of Girl Scouts on a campout. :biggrin:

If I had to take anything other than back roads home, I'd be working even later than usual tonight to avoid the traffic. We already have one of the interstates closed down in one direction due to an accident...of course it's the direction with the heaviest travel.

Oh, Artman, how about one for the road? :devil:

TTZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPP![/color][/size]​
 
  • #6,045
yomamma said:
Artman! that's a decoy. Dr. Moonbear is about to see me and franzbear at the hospital (remember? :wink:)

You might prefer to be in the pool. :devil: :smile: :biggrin:
 
  • #6,046
Artman said:
I thought he said Hewwo. Huhuhuhuh.
:smile:
And therein lies the magic and the mystery.
 
  • #6,047
Dr moonbear is now seeing franzbear after the McDonald's escapade.

Dr. moonbear, I don't know what happened :rolleyes: I think he got a papercut, better get him into the OR
 
  • #6,048
Moonbear said:
You might prefer to be in the pool. :devil: :smile: :biggrin:
You have to get franzbear into the OR for his "papercut" oh, and snapped tendon, bloody tongue, broken arm, etc
 
  • #6,049
Moonbear said:
Oh, Artman, how about one for the road? :devil:

Why sure Moonbear, what did you have in mind? :smile: I never thought you'd ask after what I said about the trailer hitch and the chrome and all...

YEEOOWWW![/color][/size]​

 
  • #6,050
Moonbear, stop stalling, get franzbear intop the OR! :rolleyes:
 

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