Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Moonbear said:
Artman said:
Beavers are out of season. :biggrin:
That's not what Danger says. :-p
I can't tell any more; there are too many of you to keep track of. :-p
 
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  • #3,572
cronxeh said:
cronxeh, et al. Merkins, Beavers, and Moonbears : Statistical Thermodynamics of Interacting Surfaces. PF Press: 2005


I want royalties! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,573
Still thinking about that camera. I think I'm going to go for the Sony Cybershot 4.1MP. I want something with at least 4MP. This one comes with a carrying case for just under $300. I think I have to buy the memory chip and rechargable batteries and AC adapter separately. Hmm, these things are expensive. Maybe I'll just stop by best buy tomorrow and see what they got.
 
  • #3,574
Evo said:
No beaver here, just merkins. :blushing:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
 
  • #3,575
Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:
Oh NO! You're right. It's a good thing I always try not to use the term American for a US citizen. Join the club Danger. I'm a merkin, your a merkin, wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
 
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Danger said:
It never struck me until now, but that's how most southerners that I've met pronounce "Americans". Maybe I should bring this to their attention the next time and see how long it takes for them to straighten out their accents. :devil:

Some of them might not mind being a merkin. :smile: Now I'm going to have a hard time not laughing when I hear it pronounced that way! :smile:
 
  • #3,577
Huckleberry said:
wouldn't you like to be amerkin too?
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.
 
  • #3,578
Danger said:
As long as you're referring to the furry type, sure. I can think of worse places to hang out.

No pun intended? :smile:
 
  • #3,579
Moonbear said:
No pun intended? :smile:
Maybe... :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,580
Danger said:
Maybe... :rolleyes:


Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
 
  • #3,581
Moonbear said:
Uh oh, you seem to be shrinking! :biggrin:
Given the nature of the discussion, quite the contrary. :-p
 
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I posted this link in the pope thread but I think that may have been too serious a thread for this. I think that this is a sublime piece of art:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4116
 
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*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
 
  • #3,584
Huckleberry said:
Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,585
Danger said:
Gee, that's too bad. If he'd been wearing one of those slingshot thongs, he'd be bungieing back right about now. :biggrin:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
 
  • #3,586
Huckleberry said:
*A voice on the wind rises up to meet Danger. "I'd rather die first!"*
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
 
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Danger said:
Good choice. I don't think that the initial braking impact would be any less painful than landing without it. :eek:
That reminds me...



http://img258.echo.cx/img258/5722/pf9br.th.jpg
A little more blood splatter and body parts for my humor. :smile: :rolleyes: Just Kiddin'
 
  • #3,588
thats unscientific, you thermodynamics hater!
 
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:smile: Another great Danger comic. OK, maybe not that great but it is another Danger comic. :wink:
I like your comics. This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
 
  • #3,590
Huckleberry said:
This one would have been better with a helicopter. Helicopters are just funnier for some reason.
I wish to hell I'd thought of that myself. A chopper would certainly earn its nickname under such circumstances. :biggrin:
 
  • #3,591
Huckleberry said:
*Huckleberry peers off the edge of the killer thread.*
"I can't even see any of the other posts from up here. Wait, is that the member's photo thread down there? I can't quite make it out. Someone hold on to my shirt while I lean over and take a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!" :eek: :bugeye:

You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
 
  • #3,592
Moonbear said:
You're supposed to kill the thread, not yourself! :bugeye: No wonder it's so hard killing this thing, with you folks missing the whole point like that.

Or maybe the thread is growing in strength and beginning to control our minds. :eek:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>
 
  • #3,593
I think this thread is starting to curve space..
 
  • #3,594
Huckleberry said:
Don't be ridiculous Moonbear. A thread can't control people's minds. Now, come back to the laundry room for a second. There is something I want to show you. Just ignore those human shaped pods for a moment and take a look at THIS! ...>

:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
 
  • #3,595
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: Sheesh, I've seen those before. Everytime I walked in on franz or Artman in the laundry room, they had one of those they were trying to quickly hide.
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...
 
  • #3,596
Math Is Hard said:
I always thought those were electro-ejaculators they were distracting us from. :confused: hmmmm...

Hence the expression on their faces. :bigggrin:
 
  • #3,597
That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:
 
  • #3,598
Huckleberry said:
That's what happens when I plug my 110 volt electro-ejaculator into Moonbears 220 volt electric bra socket.

Hmmm, :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :frown: :mad: I let you take my bra off and you still needed the electroejaculator? :cry:
 
  • #3,599
I was just prepping for later. Usually when I finish reading a few chapters of 'Snow White and the Seven Spankings' I just plug in that bad boy and drift off into a comfortable sleep. I always awake about 12 hours later exhilerated and refreshed.

I had no idea MIH had discovered my electro-ejaculator. She must have been looking under my mattress again for those panties that Artman hides there. I charge him a monthly fee.

But since you're here and your bra is already off...
Wanna play with my home chemistry lab?
 
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Artman! You took my panties?? Naughty boy! You are going to punished for this big-time! You get over to the spanking chair, right now, and don't you sass me or it will hurt more!