Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[BicycleTree]

Comfort one another and pretend you're not lost and meaningless.

 

[JamesU]

*smacks lips, and wipes chocolate off of mouth* Chocholote? *chew* I did-*swallow* 'nt see any chocolate. CONSPIRACY? No, of course not *talks into wristwatch* "bortae! uckleberryhe has ounfe utoe."

 

[BicycleTree]

How can you even go on living when you don't even have a glimpse of the truth?

 

[JamesU]

BT! I messed up the noose!
SHUT UP!

 

[Moonbear]

Whoah! What the hell is going on? I was just taking a nap and then someone shouted. And I notice all my chocolate is missing! CONSPIRACY!

No conspiracy...it was for your own good!

 

[BicycleTree]

Acting out your meaningless lives like computer programs following a routine. Don't you ever step back and try to grasp what life is really about?

 

[JamesU]

*chew* moonbear *swallows* shut up![/size]

 

[Moonbear]

*smacks lips, and wipes chocolate off of mouth* Chocholote? *chew* I did-*swallow* 'nt see any chocolate. CONSPIRACY? No, of course not *talks into wristwatch* "bortae! uckleberryhe has ounfe utoe."

Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME![/size], not you!

 

[JamesU]

Acting out your meaningless lives like computer programs following a routine. Don't you ever step back and try to grasp what life is really about?

I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the place

 

[BicycleTree]

Don't you see the dichotomy--any honest person will admit that you act only by physical laws. But is that meaningless or meaningful? Can't you see the distinction, and see what you have to search for? Can you really believe it is all meaningless? Can you really in honest thought pretend not to care?

 

[Huckleberry]

Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME![/size], not you!

Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.

 

[Moonbear]

I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the place

Yeah, sometimes life just craps all over you.

 

[BicycleTree]

When you scroll quickly from the bottom of the screen to the top of the screen using the scroll bar at right, with one flick of the mouse, do you know how many miles per hour you are scrolling at?

 

[Moonbear]

Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.

I've already got the elastrators here. This is too important of an affliction not to treat it properly. I'm going to sue Yomamma for malpractice!

 

[JamesU]

*screams like girl scout* Moonbear planned it! She forced me! I only ate the chocolate so she wouldn't get any chocolate. Franzbear! Help!

 

[Moonbear]

*screams like girl scout* Moonbear planned it! She forced me! I only ate the chocolate so she wouldn't get any chocolate. Franzbear! Help!

franzbear isn't going to help you. He knows not to cross his mother when it comes to chocolate.

 

[cronxeh]

*drinking beer with Franzbear in Moonbear's fridge while nobody is looking*

 

[Huckleberry]

Your in trouble now yomamma. Better get to finding some chocolate or face the wrath of Moonbear. Notice you haven't seen Artman around in a while. He's still recovering from the last time Moonbear unleashed her squirrely wrath on him. Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate!

 

[JamesU]

http://chocolateandzucchini.com/wallpapers/chocolate.jpg

Get Cronxeh, he's drinking your beer!

 

[cronxeh]

beer.. or chocolate.. which one to save..

choices, choices

 

[Moonbear]

Much better.

*drinking beer with Franzbear in Moonbear's fridge while nobody is looking*

Get Cronxeh, he's drinking your beer!

He only thinks I don't see him in there. *slams refrigerator door shut* Hmm...good thing I got that door seal replaced to ensure it's completely airtight. *padlocks door*

 

[JamesU]

I got moonbear some chocolate. Where's her beer cronxeh coughe-cas-cough-trate-cough-

 

[Huckleberry]

That's some chocolate! Took about 30 seconds to load on the screen. I have a feeling the scale of the picture is deceptive.

 

[Moonbear]

I got moonbear some chocolate. Where's her beer cronxeh coughe-cas-cough-trate-cough-

I don't think he can hear you from inside the refrigerator.

 

[Moonbear]

That's some chocolate! Took about 30 seconds to load on the screen. I have a feeling the scale of the picture is deceptive.

Yeah, I only have a 12" PowerBook. It would be a lot more chocolate if I had one of those 30" cinema displays MK linked to last night.

 

[JamesU]

I don't think he can hear you from inside the refrigerator.

He can't hear me,

because of his screams

 

[Moonbear]

He can't hear me,

because of his screams

Good thing that refrigerator door muffles the screams too. I'd hate to have to listen to those until the oxygen runs out.

 

[JamesU]

poke him with a stick..cronxeh..? OMG! We killed him!

 

[Moonbear]

poke him with a stick..cronxeh..? OMG! We killed him!

Dangit! Couldn't you just leave the door shut? franzbear uses less oxygen than people do and is still alive!

 

[JamesU]

ggrrrr.. Cornxeh! you didn't..kill..franzbear..oh yeah, he's dead. That's okay, we''ll just bury him under ärizona state fair" preferably under the roller coaster

 

[Danger]

I thought that you bastards had done it to me again, until I skimmed through and realized that half of the new posts are BT's meaningless ramblings that I don't have to read.

I just got back from getting 2 fillings, so I'm going to evo's thread to complain

I'll check that out later and shed a tear for your suffering.

Could it be?

( | ) ​

It looks like she's waving it at you when it shows up italicized in quotes.

Risky. Danger may offer to show you some of his.

Not to the male contingent, and Moonie already knows all about them.

(look at his avatar)

Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.

I lost power last night in a freak wind storm.

Sorry to hear that. What's that old saying? "It's an ill hooker that blows no one any good..."

Hmm...I can't usually see myself from that side. I had no idea I had such strange looking birthmarks on both sides!

Those aren't birthmarks; they're the stereo web-cams that Artman glued to your ass the last time you had too many green apple martinis.

Gotta run (that thing could fry the nuts off an oak tree)!

Well, MIH's "brain on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel" thread

Her what thread?

Do you suppose the fact that I used to keep some of those little green elastrator rubber bands on a pencil on my desk may have hindered finding a boyfriend?

Vasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?

My awnt

I thought we were all done with that.

All the sex you want, but no testicles...If that was the price I had to pay for a good life I think I might pass.

I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.

Before in this party, I don't remember so much sex (maybe I was stoned and forgot) - electroejaculators? castrations? free sex?

No matter how stoned you get, nobody could ever forget the electroejaculator.

I'm very childish and find anything having to do with sex and bodily functions to be humorous.

In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)

franzbear is getting to that age, y'know? It might be time we made sure he was fixed so he doesn't multiply.

At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.

"The ulrimate guide to BT, a PF book, with prologue by danger"

I honestly don't think that my prologue would be suitable for a general audience.

Who else is about to put BT on their "ignore" list

I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.

Take it easy on the curare.That's some potent stuff.

I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.

Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?

That's a real bunny, you idiot. Easter's over. If you shave it before you start nibbling, you'll be fine.

dessert? I want to Ice cream sundae!

Too bad! You're going to have to settle for a mustache-wax Tuesday like the rest of us.

I got that door seal replaced to ensure it's completely airtight. *padlocks door*

Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.


I was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.

 

[JamesU]

I'll check that out later and shed a tear for your suffering.
.

I am waiting

It looks like she's waving it at you when it shows up italicized in quotes.
.

If you look at them together tou can get an annimation effect

Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.

Are you a zoobie by any chance?

Sorry to hear that. What's that old saying? "It's an ill hooker that blows no one any good..."
.

thank god I wasn't drinking anything by the computer

Her what thread?

to put it simply, michealangelo painted a brain under the image of god in his painting in the sistein chapel. We compared it to sheep brain and now evo thinks it's an apple. we speculated the zoobyness involved and found out that mike was a homosexual. any questions?

Vasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?


I thought we were all done with that.


I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.


No matter how stoned you get, nobody could ever forget the electroejaculator.


In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)


At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.


I honestly don't think that my prologue would be suitable for a general audience.


I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.


I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.

I have stories to tell

That's a real bunny, you idiot. Easter's over. If you shave it before you start nibbling, you'll be fine.

not really (he took the HIV test rabbits)

Too bad! You're going to have to settle for a mustache-wax Tuesday like the rest of us.

BUT I WANNA ICE CREAM SUNDAE![/size]

Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.

I was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.

Wow, you actually have time to quote all of this crap

 

[Moonbear]

I thought that you bastards had done it to me again, until I skimmed through and realized that half of the new posts are BT's meaningless ramblings that I don't have to read.

How do you have the patience to reply to everything! When I miss that much, I do read it all, but it's way too much effort to reply to it all.

Are you making fun of my looks, you twerp? You're just jealous because you can't grow as much hair on your face as I have in my nose.

Now that's an image I didn't need engraved on my brain.

Those aren't birthmarks; they're the stereo web-cams that Artman glued to your ass the last time you had too many green apple martinis.

Darn it! I knew I shouldn't have trusted SOS when she said the ticket sales were all for butt pinching!

Vasoconstrictor to make sure the lead stays hard?

Yep, really keeps the lead in your pencil.

I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.

I suspected that too, but figured I'd let him squirm a bit longer before I clued him in on it.

In other words, male. (And probably a Red Green and Home Improvement fan.)

Is it bad to be female and a fan of both those shows? Though, I don't get to see Red Green much. It's only aired at odd times on PBS.

At least it'll be easy. All you have to do is tie a knot in him at the appropriate location.

Yep, nice and stress-free.

I get more satisfaction from ignoring him manually.

I vote for a lot more. Put him out of our misery.

Really good chocolate comes with its own air supply.

The chocolate was in the fridge?! *smashes open padlock and rescues chocolate* I guess you can come out now cronxeh.

I was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.

We try. And I was even spending more time in the "what is it" thread than here tonight (which is probably how BT managed to get away with a whole page of talking to himself again).

 

[Math Is Hard]

I feel the weight and momentum of vapor within me. Anything I could cause to happen. Empty and pale, but very strong, very dangerous.

We've recently discovered that acidophilus is very helpful for this problem.

 

[JamesU]

Cronxeh is under the roller coaster remember?

 

[Huckleberry]

I suspect that you're not really clear on what a vasectomy is.

I know, and I consider it entirely different than a slow strangulation and eventual castration of my most private of parts. Okay, not so private, but you get the idea.

I thought we were all done with that.

You know me, always have to have the last word. I was hoping nobody would notice.

I was right the first time; you bastards did do it to me again. At least a dozen of these posts showed up after I started this 3 hours ago.

That's the plan

 

[Moonbear]

We've recently discovered that acidophilus is very helpful for this problem.

Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read that! I'd have been pulling an Evo if I was.

 

[Moonbear]

I know, and I consider it entirely different than a slow strangulation and eventual castration of my most private of parts. Okay, not so private, but you get the idea.

As long as you're willing to share them with me, I might let you hang onto them.

 

[Huckleberry]

Good thing I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read that! I'd have been pulling an Evo if I was.

Everybody has to be known for something I guess There are worse things.

As long as you're willing to share them with me, I might let you hang onto them.

Thank goodness. I'm rather attached to them. OK, that was bad.

 

[Moonbear]

Thank goodness. I'm rather attached to them. OK, that was bad.

No worse than my suggestion.

 

[cronxeh]

*gets out of the fridge through the rear hole I was digging for hours now*

*GASP*

ohh.. damn.. oxygen..

gah.. *pukes*

Moonbear has the world's oldest timed shrimps in her freezer

 

[Moonbear]

Moonbear has the world's oldest timed shrimps in her freezer

You hurt franzbear's feelings calling him a shrimp!

 

[Danger]

I am waiting

And you shall continue to do so until people lay off with all of the damned posting on other threads so's I can actually get there.

If you look at them together tou can get an annimation effect

I was wondering how that might be accomplished. Too bad there aren't reverse italics here, so we could have the total effect.

Are you a zoobie by any chance?

Ack! NO! It is a well-known fact, however, that as a man ages his ear and nose hair density gradually overtakes that on his scalp. (Luckily, due to genetics, I still have all of the top stuff too. There's a little more forehead to wash than there used to be, but still acceptable. I'd pretty much forgotten that I posted it, but Evo reminded me that there's a picture of me without the makeup in the Members Photo thread.)

thank god I wasn't drinking anything by the computer

I will take that as an 'almost gotcha'. Thanks.

to put it simply, michealangelo painted a brain under the image of god in his painting in the sistein chapel. We compared it to sheep brain and now evo thinks it's an apple. we speculated the zoobyness involved and found out that mike was a homosexual. any questions?

I could probably come up with a few, but I'll wait. Can you provide a link?

I have stories to tell

Well then... I have stories to listen to. Get on with it.

not really (he took the HIV test rabbits)

Oh great! Now I'm going to have to wear rubber gloves whenever I reply to his posts. (That's Huck's idea of 'safe sex'... wearing a rubber glove.)

BUT I WANNA ICE CREAM SUNDAE![/size]

Oh hell, if you're going to whine about it...

Wow, you actually have time to quote all of this crap

Look who's talking.

 

[Huckleberry]

Oh great! Now I'm going to have to wear rubber gloves whenever I reply to his posts. (That's Huck's idea of 'safe sex'... wearing a rubber glove.)

Don't worry. I use a glove too. 5 uses out of each one. Much more economical that way.

 

[Danger]

Don't worry. I use a glove too. 5 uses out of each one. Much more economical that way.

Well, that's one advantage to being ambidextrous. 10 uses to a pair. Of course, you could always put a left-hand glove upside-down on your right hand, but then you'd get into that whole 'anti-climax' paradox thing...

 

[Huckleberry]

Hands? Oh, you meant on my hands. No, I never do that.

 

[Mk]

I'm working on learning how to write well with my left hand, this summer. Would that make me more ambidextrous or would that just provide me the skill to write with my left hand?

Well, that's one advantage to being ambidextrous. 10 uses to a pair.

A good new use!

 

[Danger]

I'm working on learning how to write well with my left hand, this summer. Would that make me more ambidextrous or would that just provide me the skill to write with my left hand?

It will, in the sense that it exercises the opposite side of your brain, and the reinforcement crosses over different fields of endeavour. If you're primarily right or left handed to start with, then the strength will probably remain on the originally dominant side. I'm going to got ahead and post this now, but I'll be back to provide a link to a previous discussion of this topic.

A good new use!

Of course, the drawback to that is that you can't do it left-handed and pretend it's a stranger.

 

[Mk]

Of course, the drawback to that is that you can't do it left-handed and pretend it's a stranger.

Don't talk to strangers.

 

[Artman]

Empty and heavy is my mind...

This part made sense.