Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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arildno said:
Serious and valid concerns in the thread-killer-champions-thread?
That's close to blasphemy, but I do agree with you.
:redface: Sorry, we do slip up occassionally.

I'm also saddened that many young girls start to think they ought to have hips and bottoms like a boy, just because so many of the models are anorectic.

There are some girls for whom this would be their natural form, but those are a tiny minority.

I agree. When I was young, models actually had some curves. Maybe not totally natural looking either, but not so emaciated looking (they say Marilyn Monroe was a size 12...at least the way clothes were sized then, that might be an 8 or 10 by modern sizes...um...she did predate me by many years, but just to point out that women didn't used to have to be anorexic to be considered attractive). The models nowadays don't look like they've even gone through puberty. We'd have called them "beanpoles" when I was a kid. Usually they were just the girls who grew a lot taller before they started to gain any of the typical adult fat deposits that we're supposed to have. I don't even think modern models even show the clothing off well. You might as well just stick the clothing onto a hanger and hold it up. Then again, a lot of the stuff you see on the runway looks like rags anyway (maybe they wouldn't look like rags if they weren't hanging off some emaciated, strung-out model). I always think of them as some waif that should be an extra in the orphanage in a filming of Oliver Twist.
 
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  • #6,402
Moonbear said:
:redface: Sorry, we do slip up occassionally.
That's how we keep it unpredictable and thus unkillable.


Moonbear said:
I agree. When I was young, models actually had some curves. Maybe not totally natural looking either, but not so emaciated looking
I remember how (scandalous?) Twiggy was when she started, and she was a blimp compared to what's out there now.
 
  • #6,403
Danger said:
I remember how (scandalous?) Twiggy was when she started, and she was a blimp compared to what's out there now.
Yeah, geez, I remember calling my little sister "Twiggy" to be mean because she was so skinny (and at the time still undeveloped :wink:).
 
  • #6,404
ohh.. Moonie has a sister.. how old is she now? 50? :-p

Franzbear.. slowly walk towards the exist.. she is turning around.. RUN!
 
  • #6,405
cronxeh said:
she is turning around.. RUN!
Moonbear, my dear, I was going to save this and surprise you with it for your birthday, but perhaps you'll want to try it out now instead of waiting. If you look carefully just in front of the trigger guard on the electroejaculator, you'll notice a small slide switch. 'Foreward' will activate the new Taser feature. You have about 20 metres range, with accuracy of 1.5MOA. I used bucky-fibres for the wires, so they're pretty much unbreakable, and there's an automatic rewind.
 
  • #6,406
traitor!

*crosses Danger off the Canadian Christmas List*

RUN FRANZBEAR, ITS ALIVE!
 
  • #6,407
Danger said:
Moonbear, my dear, I was going to save this and surprise you with it for your birthday, but perhaps you'll want to try it out now instead of waiting. If you look carefully just in front of the trigger guard on the electroejaculator, you'll notice a small slide switch. 'Foreward' will activate the new Taser feature. You have about 20 metres range, with accuracy of 1.5MOA. I used bucky-fibres for the wires, so they're pretty much unbreakable, and there's an automatic rewind.

:biggrin: Have I told you lately how much I love you? :biggrin: Oh, cronxeh, where did you think you were going? :devil:
 
  • #6,408
cronxeh said:
traitor!
We arms dealers are always neutral. It doubles the market.

Moonbear said:
:biggrin: Have I told you lately how much I love you? :biggrin:
Can you lie down when you say that? :wink:
 
  • #6,409
Evo said:
SOS, Moonbear and I recently went to the beach. Here's our picture. SOS is on the left, I'm in the middle, Moonbear is on the right.

(runs and hides)

http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefppd2.jpg
Is[/URL] that a logarithmic camera you are using? Turn down the dial on that thing a notch.


Evo said:
I did my voice clip. No one wants to hear my voice.

I would love to get voice clips from people. HINT!
As soon as I figure out how to make a wav file I'll plan on getting around to that. I'd be interested to hear what everyone sounds like too. I notice that my voice changes depending on who I'm talking to, how I'm feeling, what I'm doing, all sorts of things.

arildno said:
Boys gets laughed at changes which does NOT occur as well.
I'm certain I have no idea what you are talking about. :approve:
 
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  • #6,410
Huckleberry said:
I'm certain I have no idea what you are talking about. :approve:
I think the 'weed is saying that his stem never matured. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,411
Danger said:
I think the 'weed is saying that his stem never matured. :biggrin:
Oh, that's a mean way to twist it! :smile:
 
  • #6,412
Moonbear said:
Oh, that's a mean way to twist it! :smile:
Perhaps, but it's all I could think of on short notice. :redface:
 
  • #6,413
Danger said:
Perhaps, but it's all I could think of on short notice. :redface:
That's it, just keep the short jokes coming! :smile:
 
  • #6,414
Moonbear said:
That's it, just keep the short jokes coming! :smile:
 
  • #6,415
Where've you been? I was starting to think you'd been scared off by my toes! :smile:
 
  • #6,416
You still can't kill this thread?
 
  • #6,417
Maybe I should have posted the picture of my toes here. That other thread is starting to look a bit weak already.
 
  • #6,418
Moonbear said:
Where've you been? I was starting to think you'd been scared off by my toes! :smile:
What, what what! Toes? Where? In the toe thread? I'll have to go check that out.

That thread isn't presented correctly.
 
  • #6,419
Huckleberry said:
What, what what! Toes? Where? In the toe thread? I'll have to go check that out.

That thread isn't presented correctly.

Yep, I posted a picture of my toes, just for you. :biggrin: But I think it scared everyone else away! :redface:
 
  • #6,420
god knows I'm not going back there :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,421
yomamma said:
god knows I'm not going back there :rolleyes:
Sorry, naked toes might be a bit too mature for some of our younger viewers. I'll keep that in mind in the future. :smile:
 
  • #6,422
*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*

Moonie.. can I have some apple juice?
 
  • #6,423
cronxeh said:
*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*

Moonie.. can I have some apple juice?
What the heck is that you're using as a pointer :eek: ...er...I mean, I know what it is, but why are you using it as a pointer, and if you're going to poke me with it, move it over this way a bit. :-p
 
  • #6,424
moonbear...those kind of feet are only caused by stuoids. Are you taking fran'z's stuff?
 
  • #6,425
yomamma said:
moonbear...those kind of feet are only caused by stuoids. Are you taking fran'z's stuff?
Who's been slipping stuoids into my drinks again? :mad:
 
  • #6,426
Like someone would go through the trouble of picking fungi to put them in moonbear's drinks! Moonbear is the perpatrator! unless...cronxeh? who was it, moonbear or you!?
 
  • #6,427
Moonbear said:
That's it, just keep the short jokes coming! :smile:
Thanks for noticing. :biggrin:

cronxeh said:
*pokes Moonbear with a 1 ft pointer*
I assume that's a pedal appendage reference, because I frankly don't believe the alternative. :-p
 
  • #6,428
you can't believe the alternative because the reality doesn't fit the statistical predictions?
 
  • #6,429
Danger said:
I assume that's a pedal appendage reference, because I frankly don't believe the alternative. :-p
They make the mechanical variety in lots of different sizes. :-p
 
  • #6,430
Moonbear said:
They make the mechanical variety in lots of different sizes. :-p
True. The robot turtle development labs never rest.
 
  • #6,431
Danger said:
True. The robot turtle development labs never rest.
I'm still trying to figure out how to get a job there as a product tester. :-p
 
  • #6,432
you can sneak your CV past the HR dept with an objective somewhere along lines of 'biomechanical rigidity consultant"
 
  • #6,433
Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
 
  • #6,434
like this other guy couldn't believe me when i ranted about greek culture, i'll say this to you as well: waste of time
 
  • #6,435
Hey I believe you, and if not required there would be no way in hell I would read a book like that. However, in order to get my BS in math education I need to take history 101, along with a ton of other bs history/core classes. [sarcasm]Personally, I cannot wait til I start teaching math, so I can use all of this history I have learned[/sarcasm]
 
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cronxeh said:
you can sneak your CV past the HR dept with an objective somewhere along lines of 'biomechanical rigidity consultant"
I have friends who work in patent law, and they do occassionally get these products to patent. I keep volunteering as a consultant as a reproduction expert, but no, they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs, but I can't say any more than that without breeching confidentiality...I'd love to laugh about it here if I could, because it was an odd one, which is why they needed to consult with me instead of using their in-house science advisors who had no clue on it.)
 
  • #6,437
cronxeh said:
like this other guy couldn't believe me when i ranted about greek culture, i'll say this to you as well: waste of time
Greek culture isn't too bad...the annual festival at the Greek Orthodox church near me is always good fun (especially all the pastries they sell! :approve:). If I ever win the raffle for a trip to Greece, I'll have to hold a contest to pick among my favorite PFers for one to join me. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,438
Moonbear said:
they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs
Does SOS know that you're treading on her turf?
 
  • #6,439
Danger said:
Does SOS know that you're treading on her turf?
She does now! :eek: *looks around* She's not here to notice, is she? *hears distant rumbling of SOS's wheelchair approaching* Uh oh!
 
  • #6,440
Moonbear said:
I have friends who work in patent law, and they do occassionally get these products to patent. I keep volunteering as a consultant as a reproduction expert, but no, they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes: (Sorry, I know you're going to want to know more about why they're calling me about pigs, but I can't say any more than that without breeching confidentiality...I'd love to laugh about it here if I could, because it was an odd one, which is why they needed to consult with me instead of using their in-house science advisors who had no clue on it.)


is it.. a... custom-built genital stimulator for pigs to time the duration of the orgasms (~30 minutes).. orr.. could it be the pheromonal extractor (along lines of androstenone ) :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,441
cronxeh said:
is it.. a...
I hope it's something to make them taste just as good with less fat: Pig Light.
 
  • #6,444
Danger said:
I hope it's something to make them taste just as good with less fat: Pig Light.
:smile: You know, you can just trim the fat off. Most pork is actually pretty lean because the fat isn't as integrated into the flesh as it is with beef, it's all on the surface.

Sorry guys, I know it was mean to bring up a topic I can't discuss and to tease you with it like that...but then of course that's exactly why I did that. :devil:
 
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  • #6,447
what vaccine? these Olsen dorks apparently enrolled in NYU and then dropped out?

what kinda liberal pukes are they anyway
 
  • #6,448
Moonbear said:
It seems whatever BT has is contagious and spreading rapidly! First yomamma, and now cronxeh have come down with it!
I'm glad you brought that up, 'cause I skimmed that whole link and still don't know what the hell he's talking about. I don't even know if the Olsen thing is a reference to my picture or to the Pig Light. I'd have expected him to notice the picture long before this, since it's my avatar.
Maybe he OD'd on that missing smilie link and wigged out.
 
  • #6,449
mattmns said:
Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
Try reading "Eleanore of Aquitane and the Four Kings by Amy Ruth Kelly. :bugeye:
 
  • #6,450
mattmns said:
Wow, what a long day. I spent the last 10/11 hrs reading a 4hr book. The trial and death of socrates: No doubt the most difficult, boring, book I have ever read and probably ever will read.
Hopefully it was at least a nice day and you got to sit outside under a cozy tree while reading...or something like that anyway. It alleviates some of the pain if you can at least read in a pleasant setting (that's why I took my college level lit courses as summer classes :approve:; I was really glad of that decision when I got assigned a bunch of feminist drivel to read for the one course. )
 

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