Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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That is a good idea Moonbear, I will definitely take that into consideration the next time I have to read something of great length.
 
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  • #6,452
mattmns said:
That is a good idea Moonbear, I will definitely take that into consideration the next time I have to read something of great length.
Literature wasn't meant to be read while sitting at a desk. :wink:
 
  • #6,453
Evo said:
Try reading "Eleanore of Aquitane and the Four Kings by Amy Ruth Kelly. :bugeye:
I don't know what book it is because evo never ender her quote... :cry:
 
  • #6,454
Moonbear said:
Uh oh! Danger, we better get working harder on that vaccine. It seems whatever BT has is contagious and spreading rapidly! First yomamma, and now cronxeh have come down with it!
So what new thread virus am I infected with now? BToli?
 
  • #6,455
yomamma said:
So what new thread virus am I infected with now? BToli?
That's a very apt name. We should make it official. If we catch it early, a full cure can be expected. If left untreated for more than 2 weeks, you have to be shot.
 
  • #6,456
Danger said:
That's a very apt name. We should make it official. If we catch it early, a full cure can be expected. If left untreated for more than 2 weeks, you have to be shot.
Good plan! Best to be cautious with these things to contain the contagion.
 
  • #6,457
Moonbear said:
Good plan! Best to be cautious with these things to contain the contagion.
Unfortunate that proper containment can only be achieved in a vacuum chamber. Come here, yomamma... we have the isolation ward set up for you.
 
  • #6,458
Danger said:
Unfortunate that proper containment can only be achieved in a vacuum chamber. Come here, yomamma... we have the isolation ward set up for you.
Throw franzbear in with him to keep him company. Besides, I suspect franzbear might be a carrier. :eek:
 
  • #6,459
Moonbear said:
Throw franzbear in with him to keep him company. Besides, I suspect franzbear might be a carrier. :eek:
Even better... let's use franzbear to tie yomamma and BT together, then chuck all 3 of 'em in there.
 
  • #6,460
Danger said:
Even better... let's use franzbear to tie yomamma and BT together, then chuck all 3 of 'em in there.
Good plan. Quarantine them all!
 
  • #6,461
I'm *coughs and sneezes* not infected :redface: I- *vomits* am perfectly fine.

As for BT, he's infected with everyhthing, stick ém in there!

and franz, I just want to kil him, put him in with BT

What is the breathing option in moonbear brand vaccums?
 
  • #6,462
I have prepared a speech in my defense:

It is true I've been vomiting, coughing, sneezing, bleeding internally, etc. But I have a cold. The weather sucks where I am and I want a second chance

It is true that you guys are very perverse *******s, but I have fun talking to you (sometimes) and wish that BT and franzbear will be the ones put in the vacuum chamber.

BT is an unknown species and probably does not need oxygen. and franzbear is a threadus-stupidus and only requires eccesive posting to stay alive.

I, however, am a paramecium (member photos thread) and I need oxygen to survive. moonbear, danger (god I can't believe I'm asking you...) please! put everyone but me to suffer in the vacuum chamber!
 
  • #6,463
Hmm, double posting. This is a definite symptom of BToli. I am afraid we are going to have to quarantine you yomamma.
 
  • #6,464
Wait I think I found a cure!

Okay, mix the anthrax with the hydrogen...oh! can't forget uranium...and... PRESTO! a cure that only works for me!
 
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  • #6,466
I am not amused by your watermelon with legs
 
  • #6,470
omfg

in fraznbear2

moonbear is actually a BEAR

Moonbear: Drop your pants, this may hurt a little
Artman: Chase me Moonie, Chase me!
 
  • #6,471
Definately Moonbear at work:

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And why are you people sleeping? 30% of your life is wasted on sleep.. inefficient liberal whiners! :smile:
 
  • #6,472
Danger said:
Sorry, I forgot that you'd told me that before. Keep in mind that I haven't read the part before my first post.
Oh you should read the first 20 or so pages. Moonbear, Franz, Gokul, I and a few others had some real fun then. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,474
yomamma said:
You guys couldn't tell it was mke from th *slap* part?
I could. :smile:
 
  • #6,475
Danger said:
Oooohhh... That's it, you little bugger. So you want to be the poster boy for retroactive abortion, huh? Where's my duct tape...?
:smile: :smile: :smile: This one got me. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,476
Evo said:
Do you think Moonbear and SOS will kill me? :rolleyes:
Oh Lord yes.
 
  • #6,478
yomamma said:
I have prepared a speech ...
Oh no! It's getting worse! Giving speeches when nobody is listening is one of the worst symptoms of B. toli. I'm sorry, yomamma, the prognosis is not very good at this point. :frown: All we can do is throw you into quarantine and make you comfortable until it runs its course.
 
  • #6,479
so far, huck, and cronxeh have been double posting. while artman has been quintuple posting
 
  • #6,480
yomamma said:
so far, huck, and cronxeh have been double posting. while artman has been quintuple posting
It's different if they're replying to a series of previous posts, which they are quoting. You were just talking to yourself in those two posts. Classic symptom. The denial of the symptom is yet another symptom! It's getting worse every moment! :smile:
 
  • #6,481
Did your read the preveous page? I found a cure! (duh) anthrax, hydrogen, and uranium are mixed to create a cure that gives you a 50/50 chance of living...should I take it?
 
  • #6,482
yomamma said:
Did your read the preveous page? I found a cure! (duh) anthrax, hydrogen, and uranium are mixed to create a cure that gives you a 50/50 chance of living...should I take it?
Better test it on franzbear first.
 
  • #6,483
but then if he lives, i'll probably die!

I'll take it! *glug-glug* *goes into convusions* *screams* *gets up* *is okay* okay, franz has about a 95 percent chance of not living...
 
  • #6,484
wow...i killed...franz...it's gone...forever...no more thread killers thread...
 
  • #6,485
yomamma said:
wow...i killed...franz...it's gone...forever...no more thread killers thread...
Nah, I was just lulling you into a false sense of security. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,486
ooh! I am so mad! no more stuoids for you!
 
  • #6,487
yomamma said:
ooh! I am so mad! no more stuoids for you!
Stuoids offer protection from the maddening effects of this thread. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,488
like BToli...which I cured myself with...
 
  • #6,489
Another great reason to be a guy, urinal video games. Has anyone heard of these? As an incentive for good aim a video game has been installed on the urinals in some shopping mall men's rooms. By aiming the urine stream at sensors on the urinal a plane goes up or down to avoid barrage baloons and anti-aircraft fire. When the urine stream ends then the plane crashes.

I see this being used in bars to encourage heavy drinking too, and maybe in airports.
 
  • #6,490
I don't know if you're cured yet. You did double post again. :biggrin: You were the last poster for hours, yet you had to post again...I think you're addicted.
 
  • #6,491
I had a massive conflict of conscience about whether or not to post in this thread earlier on cos Franzbear was looking so unwell, he was almost at the bottom of the page when I logged on. I wasn't sure whether to let him die peacfully or attempt a resuscitation.
 
  • #6,492
Huckleberry said:
Another great reason to be a guy, urinal video games. Has anyone heard of these? As an incentive for good aim a video game has been installed on the urinals in some shopping mall men's rooms. By aiming the urine stream at sensors on the urinal a plane goes up or down to avoid barrage baloons and anti-aircraft fire. When the urine stream ends then the plane crashes.

I see this being used in bars to encourage heavy drinking too, and maybe in airports.

:smile: I don't think I want to know what sort of competitions that's going to result in, or the "team" version to keep the plane flying for some record time.
 
  • #6,493
icvotria said:
I had a massive conflict of conscience about whether or not to post in this thread earlier on cos Franzbear was looking so unwell, he was almost at the bottom of the page when I logged on. I wasn't sure whether to let him die peacfully or attempt a resuscitation.
Did we have that many new threads today? I was busy coloring. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,495
:confused: I'm confused. From watching Scooby Doo the monsters always end up being a masked man, but in others the monsters are real. Then there are the Transformers which are machines from a machine planet. Do cartoons exist in different dimensions.

To prove my theories I'm going to try to discover the origins of the DC and Marvel universes. My theory is that I should be able to find evidence of superheroes like Spiderman and Daredevil in New York. If I find evidence of Batman then I can conclude that Gotham city is also New York and both universes meet at one point in space. Similar dimensional anomalies could be found in Chicago or Detroit if evidence of Superman's Metropolis can be proven.

And Aquaman's Atlantis actually exists as part of the DC universe overlapping with ours.
 
  • #6,496
now huck sounds like BT
 
  • #6,497
yomamma said:
http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2428769
this is part 1


http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2428783
this is part 2
Should be called the life of yomamma. You scripted yourself into every scene.

Somebody finally used the mountain scene. And I noticed Moonbear's mouth moving when she says "..." which I thought was pretty funny. It looks like she is mumbling to herself as she thinks.

And what's up with the overweight guy carrying a briefcase and smoking? :smile: I got a kick out of that.
 
  • #6,498
that was you...and I wasn't in that scene. and the reason I'm in most scenes is because I post here often. if you want to be in my productions (which will be sold, in a box set, november 9th) then POST!
 
  • #6,499
I have 406 posts here, a few more than Evo. You only have 309. Moonbear has over 1700

Moonbear 1741
Danger 770
BicycleTree 564
Artman 520
franznietzsche 428
Huckleberry 406
Evo 398
dextercioby 393
mattmns 313
yomamma 309
cronxeh 269
SOS2008 208
Math Is Hard 131
tribdog 129
zoobyshoe 121
DocToxyn 80
arildno 75
Mk 49
Smurf 43
icvotria 40

Hey, icvotria made the top 20. Welcome aboard!
 
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  • #6,500
I still post here more often then you...remember, I came here after you

EDIT: 1700!? :eek: :rolleyes: :bugeye: :confused: :-p
 

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