Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Huckleberry said:
Hey, icvotria made the top 20. Welcome aboard!
Yay! So many reasons to celebrate today!
 
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  • #6,502
moonbear, get some sleep
 
  • #6,503
yomamma said:
EDIT: 1700!? :eek: :rolleyes: :bugeye: :confused: :-p

I told you it's my thread! Ever since his ne'er do well dad took off from the thread, it's just me to take care of little franzbear here.
 
  • #6,504
ne'er? WTF is ne'er?
 
  • #6,505
yomamma said:
ne'er? WTF is ne'er?
Never...
 
  • #6,506
For some reason it appeared to me that the overweight guy carrying a briefcase walked _backwards_ into his scene.
 
  • #6,507
I don't understand why we got franznietzche as the "father"... seems like it should be Tribdog.
 
  • #6,508
Tribear or Moondog.
 
  • #6,509
Now here is an interesting idea... a kind of "turing test" for the monologue. You'd have two groups of competitors, one of single players and one of paired players. Each single player would create a typed "fake" dialogue, and each pair of players would create a typed "real" dialogue. A single player's objective would be to convince the majority of a large group of judges that the "fake" dialogue was actually a "real" dialogue between two people. A pair's objective would be to convince the group of judges that their "real" dialogue was indeed real. Each judge's objective would be to guess correctly for each dialogue.

I wonder if the judges would have any success distinguishing the monologues-playing-dialogues from the real dialogues.
 
  • #6,510
Huckleberry said:
Another great reason to be a guy, urinal video games. Has anyone heard of these? As an incentive for good aim a video game has been installed on the urinals in some shopping mall men's rooms. By aiming the urine stream at sensors on the urinal a plane goes up or down to avoid barrage baloons and anti-aircraft fire. When the urine stream ends then the plane crashes.

I see this being used in bars to encourage heavy drinking too, and maybe in airports.
:smile:
I Googled this:
http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urine-qtbig.html
 
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  • #6,511
BicycleTree said:
I don't understand why we got franznietzche as the "father"... seems like it should be Tribdog.
It's an e-child. The PF server decides who will be blessed with e-children, it's not up to us to decide ...that, and there was that night that franz got pretty drunk...just like a guy, he doesn't even remember what happened. :rolleyes: Poor guy was pretty traumatized considering I'm almost old enough to be his mother. :smile:
 
  • #6,512
How can a thread be both "franz's nekkid body" and franz's child at the same time?
 
  • #6,513
BicycleTree said:
:smile:
I Googled this:
http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urine-qtbig.html
:smile: :smile: :smile: OMG! That's just too funny to watch! I love how every person shown seems to have their own unique technique too! :smile:
 
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  • #6,514
BicycleTree said:
How can a thread be both "franz's nekkid body" and franz's child at the same time?
Not at the same time. Franz was running around in here nekkid for a while, but that was before he was an e-father. I think it was an accident at the laundromat.
 
  • #6,515
No, the thread was already at a thousand or two posts.
 
  • #6,516
:smile:
I Googled this:
http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urine-qtbig.html

is there a shame smiley?
 
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  • #6,517
BicycleTree said:
No, the thread was already at a thousand or two posts.
I know, I'm such a bad mom! :cry: It took me forever to find a name I liked for him.
 
  • #6,518
you should have named him oquinio. (awkino) it sounds cool :rolleyes: :biggrin:
 
  • #6,519
*loads up huge syringe of vaccine* Yomamma, come over here a minute. :devil:
 
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  • #6,522
Hold still already, or you're getting this stuff injected in your ear! :smile:
 
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  • #6,524
No, the thread was at a thousand or two posts when Franz named it "franz's nekkid body."
 
  • #6,525
wait...BT!


everyone! get your rubber suits and respirators on!
 
  • #6,526
*sneezes*10char[/color]
 
  • #6,527
AAHH! put hbim in the vacuum! Moonbear!? MOONBEAR![/size]

*grabs BT and outs him in the vacuum.*
 
  • #6,528
yomamma said:
AAHH! put hbim in the vacuum! Moonbear!? MOONBEAR![/size]

*grabs BT and outs him in the vacuum.*
I don't know...BT seems to be okay tonight. You're the one I'm worried about now. :rolleyes: :-p
 
  • #6,529
BicycleTree said:
No, the thread was at a thousand or two posts when Franz named it "franz's nekkid body."
Must you keep reminding us of franz's nekkid body?! We nearly burned out our retinas and have tried to bury that under thousands of posts, and you have to bring it up again?
 
  • #6,530
Now drop your pants. This may hurt a bit.


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  • #6,531
Come on, I should think it would have been obvious that the only preventive vaccine for BTitis would be a shot in the butt. :smile:
 
  • #6,532
The alternative treatment is pretty extreme: a BTectomy. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,533
Artman said:
Come on, I should think it would have been obvious that the only preventive vaccine for BTitis would be a shot in the butt. :smile:
Maybe a kick; I'm not sure a shot is strong enough. :smile: I'm still reeling from the shock of yomamma and BT seeming to have transposed personalities last night. :eek:
 
  • #6,534
Moonbear said:
Maybe a kick; I'm not sure a shot is strong enough. :smile: I'm still reeling from the shock of yomamma and BT seeming to have transposed personalities last night. :eek:
Hum, complete transference. If it keeps up, we will have to treat him for chronic BTitis. The treatment is a shot in the butt and remove the brain (he'll never miss it when he's being BT). :biggrin:
 
  • #6,535
Artman said:
Now drop your pants. This may hurt a bit.


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Love it. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,536
Artman said:
The alternative treatment is pretty extreme: a BTectomy. :biggrin:
how about you remove a section of my brain that is infected with btoli?

oh, that's already there...

why not antibiotics?
 
  • #6,537
Artman said:
Hum, complete transference. If it keeps up, we will have to treat him for chronic BTitis. The treatment is a shot in the butt and remove the brain (he'll never miss it when he's being BT). :biggrin:
And I thought we just needed to hand in our sanity before entering this thread. I never imagined there might be something running around in here that might require giving up the entire brain! :biggrin: :bugeye:
 
  • #6,538
why don't I just wash my hands?
 
  • #6,539
Don't you wash your hands already?!
 
  • #6,540
BicycleTree said:
:smile:
I Googled this:
http://web.media.mit.edu/~hayes/mas863/urine-qtbig.html
I bet everyone thought I was joking. :biggrin:
Moonbear said:
:smile: :smile: :smile: OMG! That's just too funny to watch! I love how every person shown seems to have their own unique technique too! :smile:
I didn't even notice that. Guess I'm used to it.
 
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  • #6,541
Artman said:
Now drop your pants. This may hurt a bit.


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So this is why you run from Moonbear. Now I'm beginning to understand. :eek:
 
  • #6,542
Huckleberry said:
I didn't even notice that. Guess I'm used to it.
How many people do you know who use a strap-on hose with attached water bottles? :eek: Though, there might be some money in...oh, nevermind, someone's probably already invented it. :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,543
Evo said:
SOS, Moonbear and I recently went to the beach. Here's our picture. SOS is on the left, I'm in the middle, Moonbear is on the right.

(runs and hides)

http://members.aol.com/FatTrio/cefppd2.jpg
Sure,[/URL] make me the ugly one! Naw, I remember that -- And after that photo we decided on suits with coordinated support hose. However, I didn't figure that pic would be posted unless Artman got a hold of it. So...now I will think of a way to make Evo pay. :devil:
 
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  • #6,544
Moonbear said:
How many people do you know who use a strap-on hose with attached water bottles? :eek: Though, there might be some money in...oh, nevermind, someone's probably already invented it. :rolleyes:
There's no need for strap on hoses and water bottles. Men do quite fine without them. Every guy has their own style developed from years of experience. Some of us just never learn to color in the lines.
 
  • #6,545
SOS2008 said:
Sure, make me the ugly one! Naw, I remember that -- And after that photo we decided on suits with coordinated support hose. However, I didn't figure that pic would be posted unless Artman got a hold of it. So...now I will think of a way to make Evo pay. :devil:
HAven't we all seen this enough.

Hey!

The one in the middle seems to have a shrunken head! :eek:
 
  • #6,546
Moonbear said:
I keep volunteering as a consultant as a reproduction expert, but no, they call me up about patents related to pigs! :rolleyes:
*rumble-roll..rumble-roll..SKREEETCH!* What? You turned it down? But we could've used more money for the next party in the RV! Well...as a sister of the PF hood, you have contributed a lot already... :biggrin:
Huckleberry said:
Get Franzbear the series...
Get Franzbear1 http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2425836
Get Franzbear 2 http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2425946

Get Franzbear 3 http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2427712

Out Takes http://mm.dfilm.com/mm2s/mm_route.php?id=2427751
You are getting too good at this -- I can't believe I didn't think of out takes--hilarious! :smile: :biggrin:
 
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  • #6,547
Huckleberry said:
Hey!

The one in the middle seems to have a shrunken head! :eek:
Muahahaha! :devil: And when Evo sees what I did to her office (heheh) -

http://img168.echo.cx/img168/4549/lowonpostits24bq.jpg


Uh-oh, I'm not going to get banned now, am I? :bugeye:
 
  • #6,548
SOS2008 said:
So...now I will think of a way to make Evo pay. :devil:
Rut roh. :rolleyes:

Pours green apple martinis and several pounds of the world's finest chocolates into SOS's computer.

:redface:
 
  • #6,549
SOS2008 said:
http://img168.echo.cx/img168/4549/lowonpostits24bq.jpg
Hey! Who let you in my office to take that picture?! :mad: Actually, I have a bigger window than that office does (one whole wall is window). :approve:
 
  • #6,550
Huckleberry said:
There's no need for strap on hoses and water bottles. Men do quite fine without them. Every guy has their own style developed from years of experience. Some of us just never learn to color in the lines.
I guess I never realized there was so much variation in style. I just figured you unzip, pull it out, pee, shake it off, tuck it back in, carefully re-zip, and the variations were whether they wash their hands or not. Some of those guys had some real hip action going there! :smile: I was really laughing at the one who wanted to hold the hose and seemed to have to hold it with his left hand so that he reached over with his right hand to squeeze the left bottle. :smile: Talk about a creature of habit! :smile:
 

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