Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,751
Moonbear said:
:smile: That's great! :smile: Yep, speciesism rears its ugly head again. Noboby objects to well-endowed armadillos mating on Letterman's desk, but let some humans try and the censors will be all over it. Then again, do you suppose they were fined by the FCC for airing indecency? :rolleyes: :smile:
"Is it twue what they say about how you awmadiwwos awe gwifted?" :-p

I wonder if all male armadillos are so equiped or just that one?

"Hey baby, looky at what I got."
"Woof!"
"You want to check out my etching over here on Dave's desk?"
"Uh huh."

<Barry White playing in the background>
Your Sweet Shell is my Weakness
By Artman

(To the tune of Barry White's Your Sweetness Is My Weakness)

Ooh, armadillo, you know like I know, uh-huh
What your lovin’, shell baby, has done for me
Like a armadillo layin’ on a desk, uh-huh

You’re a lovely sight, on Letterman’s desk tonight, mmm, hmm
The way you give me your sweet love
Any place and time when you look at me I get weak in my knees
I’m so thankful that you’re mine

Your sweet shell is my weakness, yeah
Girl, your sweet shell is my weakness, yeah, yeah
Sweet hard shell is my weakness, well
You sweet shell is my weakness

They all say that I’m a fool, uh-huh
For lovin’ you, for lovin’ in front of Dave
But sure as I am, here on Letterman
I don’t care what they say, what the people say

Other armadillos try to imitate you
With the other armadillos, uh-huh
But I’m the only boy ‘round here
Whose got a superdillo uh huh.

Sweet shell is my weakness, yeah, yeah
Sweet shell is my weakness, yeah (Uh-huh), yeah (Uh-huh)
Sweet shell is my weakness, yeah (Ooh), yeah (Ooh)
Sweet shell is my weakness, yeah, yeah

Sweet shell is my weakness :biggrin:
 
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  • #6,752
Woo hoo! I think that might knock Rhino Love off the top of the charts! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,753
The male says, "What do you think? Will Dave notice if just...you know...right here on his..."

<zip>

She says, "Um, a little sweet armadillo lovin'. Umhum, right here on the desk."

<(70's porno music) Bow chicka Bowwow>

"Ohh baby, the way you wiggle that armour baby. You know what they say baby, that an armadillo's armour is made up of small plates of horny bone. They don't know how true that is, baby they just don't know. Uh huh."

<Boomchucka Bow chicka Bowwow chicka boom chicka>

"Just open that shell baby, open that protective shell, uhhuh."

To which the female responds:

"Stop talking and give me that horny bone. You big hunk of armadillo."
 
  • #6,754
When interviewed after the show the armadillos replied, "We don't know what happened. We usually do this while watching the tonight show..."
 
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  • #6,755
Then their moms and dads watching back in the armadillo house at the zoo...

"Hey turn on Letterman, Arthur and Amanda are on tonight."

<Turns on TV>

"There they are now. That nice man is putting them on Dave's desk. Isn't that sweet."

"What are they.."

Oh My God!
 
  • #6,756
Of course, after the show Amanda's mom said, "You know that Arthur is hung like a horse!" :biggrin:
 
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  • #6,757
okay..I'm up.

I swear that I will put you all in a mental institution some day... :rolleyes:

and is this: :rolleyes: the best looking-around smiley we have?!
 
  • #6,758
As the female armadillo was heard to say, "Once you've had 17" (not including the tail) of horny bone, you never go back." :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #6,759
Artman said:
When interviewed after the show the armadillos replied, "We don't know what happened. We usually do this while watching the tonight show..."

I thought the network termed the racy visuals a "plate-armor malfunction". :bugeye:
 
  • #6,760
Artman said:
When interviewed after the show the armadillos replied, "We don't know what happened. We usually do this while watching the tonight show..."

:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #6,761
Moonbear said:
If it isn't animal cruelty, what did you think we were talking a...hey wait a minute! Get your mind out of the gutter young man!
*slips pills into moonbear's beer* that should take care of you for awhile...
 
  • #6,762
I wonder how long it will take for my mail-order husband to arrive.
 
  • #6,763
SOS2008 said:
I wonder how long it will take for my mail-order husband to arrive.

Are batteries included with that...? :biggrin:
 
  • #6,764
DocToxyn said:
Are batteries included with that...? :biggrin:
You know how it is. It starts out as a minor, seemingly innocent thing. First looking at pics on PF, then getting an inflatable, but eventually it isn't enough.
 
  • #6,765
DocToxyn said:
Are batteries included with that...? :biggrin:
I live in a city that won't even let me mail order! Darn stupid conservative friggin fraggan *******s! I have to resort to smuggling.

:rolleyes: Did I just admit to too much? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,766
Has anyone seen the commercial about The Ringing?

http://www.covad.com/ads/index.shtml?SrcID=111-0000201548
- "The Ringing" which once again plunges us into the frightening world of small businesses... The movie can be seen at: www.theringingmovie.com

Great advertising - got my attention and cracked me up!
 
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  • #6,767
SOS2008 said:
Is that a nice word for bar fly? :smile: Friends are going camping later this month--unfortunately I can't go--but the girls are planning to wear tiaras while there.
:smile: Tiaras while camping. I bet the guys are just loving that. :smile: Too bad you won't be going, I'd have loved to see pictures of a bunch of women out camping with tiaras, and then pictures of the expressions on the guys' faces when they first see you pull out the tiaras! :smile:
 
  • #6,768
SOS2008 said:
Is that a nice word for bar fly? :smile: Friends are going camping later this month--unfortunately I can't go--but the girls are planning to wear tiaras while there.
That's hilarious. Will they have servants along and do tea like proper princesses?






And there you go yomomma, no more lurking.
 
  • #6,769
*puts on the tin foil hat*

must.. resist.. Moonbear's sexual propaganda!
 
  • #6,770
i'm clandestine, and I am watching you.. ohh yea.. mauahhaha

*receives the pills from under the table*
 
  • #6,771
Moonbear said:
:smile: Tiaras while camping. I bet the guys are just loving that. :smile: Too bad you won't be going, I'd have loved to see pictures of a bunch of women out camping with tiaras, and then pictures of the expressions on the guys' faces when they first see you pull out the tiaras! :smile:
I know, and it was my idea too.
TheStatutoryApe said:
That's hilarious. Will they have servants along and do tea like proper princesses?
Only a fantasy...
cronxeh said:
*puts on the tin foil hat*

must.. resist.. Moonbear's sexual propaganda!
The foil hat won't work against the MRI.06 if you haven't upgraded. :devil:
 
  • #6,772
yomamma said:
why does it say you're offline?!?
He's in stealth mode. BTW, Cronxeh, the mentors can still see you. :rolleyes: Just in case you were planning on sneaking off somewhere you shouldn't be. :smile:
 
  • #6,773
DocToxyn said:
BTW, my son is five years old.

This is him. (we told him not to squint)
 

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  • #6,774
Moonbear said:
Though, this little guy looks a lot less toxic than the last one. Those are the sorts of toads I used to like playing with as a kid too. They're much harder to catch when you're a kid, and the darn things always peed on me once I got them , but they're still cute.

Toads are one of my favorites. Surprisingly, I would expect the toad to be more toxic than the Red-eyed. Those parotid glands just behind his eyes have some pretty strong alkaloids in them. If you've ever seen a dog that bit/licked a toad, you'll know what I mean, foaming saliva everywhere :eek: . Red-eyed's use the color more as a startle tactic. They typically sit with legs tucked in underneath and eyes closed with their predominantly green dorsal area exposed (camouflage). The bright legs only come out when they are disturbed.
 
  • #6,775
DocToxyn said:
This is him. (we told him not to squint)
DT, your son is adorable!

(I also think your new avatar is really cute)
 
  • #6,776
DocToxyn said:
This is him. (we told him not to squint)
Good thing you put in that not squinting thing. For a second there I thought you jumped out from behind something and surprised him. Sounds like something I would do. Cute kid you got there. Wait till he hits puberty. Don't let him visit PF or he'll become just like yomamma. :biggrin:

That reminds me. I have some pictures kicking around here somewhere. Would it be possible to use a digital camera to take a good picture of a photograph?
 
  • #6,777
SOS2008 said:
I wonder how long it will take for my mail-order husband to arrive.
Do you have any details about this man, or have a photo or description of him? I mean, anyone could show up at your doorstep and... :eek:
Hey guys, I'll be gone for a few days. I've got a long roadtrip to make. o:)


the hmmm guy said:
hmmm...
These things are freakin' me out man. It's like looking for meaning in the shape of a rock.
 
  • #6,778
Evo said:
DT, your son is adorable!

I agree...it's about time Evo approved it! I've been waiting half the day to see it. He's doing a very good job of not squinting. *nods like a doting auntie* :approve:
 
  • #6,779
DocToxyn said:
This is him. (we told him not to squint)
He's all flesh-coloured and has hair! Nary a wart in sight! Who do you suspect?
 
  • #6,780
Danger said:
He's all flesh-coloured and has hair! Nary a wart in sight! Who do you suspect?
:smile: He must take after his mother. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,781
Goodnight Moonbear. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. No, really, don't let them bite you. I found out today that the male bedbug fertilizes the female by drilling a hole in her abdomen with his genitalia. Be careful!
 
  • #6,782
Evo said:
DT, your son is adorable!

(I also think your new avatar is really cute)

Thanks for the comments on my boy, he is fun, I guess we'll keep him around. To round it out, here's a pic of his sister, I just finished scuffing her around on the carpet so she might have a little charge built up.
 

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The attachment isn't approved yet, but I have a picture in mind based on your description, and I'm already getting a good chuckle out of it! :biggrin: Scuffing kids around on carpets as play...what would we do without dads? :smile:
 
  • #6,784
Hey Danger have you ever seen this site, Canada Kicks A** , pretty interesting.
 
  • #6,785
Boy, If I'd know Evo was going to be gone this long, I'd have suggested we have another party. Uhh-Ohh...did I say that out loud?... :devil:
 
  • #6,786
Or someone could pm me and let me know there is an attachment pending. :rolleyes:

I remember what happened the last time I left certain people in charge here. :devil: Beavers EVERYWHERE!
 
  • #6,787
Those are two really cute kids Doc! :approve: You scuffed her around on the carpet. Why do I believe that? :biggrin:
 
  • #6,788
Evo, did you see my song about armadillos mating on Letterman's desk? :confused: (An interesting little tid bit the Moonbear brought up a few pages back.) :biggrin:
 
  • #6,789
Artman said:
Evo, did you see my song about armadillos mating on Letterman's desk? :confused: (An interesting little tid bit the Moonbear brought up a few pages back.) :biggrin:
No, I'll have to find it when I get back from my client's! ooops I mean I will be here lurking and not with a client but not able to post for a few hours but I will be able to see what is going on... :devil:
 
  • #6,790
Evo said:
No, I'll have to find it when I get back from my client's! ooops I mean I will be here lurking and not with a client but not able to post for a few hours but I will be able to see what is going on... :devil:
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Pssst. Hey moonbear, Doc, yomamma, SOS, Danger, Huck, guys, did you see this? :rolleyes:

PARTY!
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

:smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #6,791
DocToxyn said:
I just finished scuffing her around on the carpet so she might have a little charge built up.
I seem to vaguely remember sticking MIH to the ceiling that way...

DocToxyn said:
Hey Danger have you ever seen this site, Canada Kicks A** , pretty interesting.
I've never heard of it, but it looks cool. I still haven't seen it, because I couldn't make it past the Bianca Beauchamp gallery.:-p Thanks! (I get most of the rest of that stuff on the news.)

Evo said:
I remember what happened the last time I left certain people in charge here. :devil: Beavers EVERYWHERE!
Beavers?! I can scarcely believe that. However could such a thing have happened? :confused:

Artman said:
(An interesting little tid bit the Moonbear brought up a few pages back.) :biggrin:
I believe that Moonie is right now negotiating with SOS to have an armadillo shipped to her post-haste.

Evo said:
No, I'll have to find it when I get back from my client's! ooops I mean I will be here lurking and not with a client but not able to post for a few hours but I will be able to see what is going on... :devil:
Alright...!

PAR-TAAAAAYYYYY...!

Er... I mean... hmmmm...


edit: I see that Artman has once again anticipated my wishes.
 
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  • #6,792
Danger said:
edit: I see that Artman has once again anticipated my wishes.
In a completely plutonic way that my wife will in no way mind. :biggrin:


PARTY!
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:​

:rolleyes: Evo isn't by any chance still here is she?
 
  • #6,793
DocToxyn said:
Or she could just trust in our better judgement and extend unlimited posting rights to us all... :rolleyes: ...OK maybe not. :biggrin:

:smile: Cute daughter...she looks like a budding Einstein in that picture. Some day she'll get even for you posting that picture on the internet. :smile: :-p

:rolleyes: *looks around, doesn't see Evo yet*
Psst...The beavers are here![/size]
PARTY![/size]​
​
 
  • #6,794


I'm shocked!!

I leave for two hours and what do I find?

Another beaver party?

ARTMAN! MOONBEAR!

I trusted you!
 
  • #6,795
Evo said:
I'm shocked!!

I leave for two hours and what do I find?

Another beaver party?

ARTMAN! MOONBEAR!

I trusted you!
I didn't join in o:) :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,796
Evo said:
I'm shocked!!

I leave for two hours and what do I find?

Another beaver party?

ARTMAN! MOONBEAR!

I trusted you!
:redface: This is why I was always such a good kid. I can never get away with anything. :frown:
 
  • #6,797
yomamma said:
I couldn't enter the room because of the stench...
Can't get used to that mixture of sardines and lanolin, huh?
 
  • #6,798
Danger said:
Can't get used to that mixture of sardines and lanolin, huh?
there was a burning smell, I wonder what that was
 
  • #6,799
Moonbear said:
Just the BBQ. :rolleyes:

Hmmmmnn...BBQ... :rolleyes:...Burning Beaver Quilts?
 
  • #6,800
Evo said:
I'm shocked!!

I leave for two hours and what do I find?

Another beaver party?

ARTMAN! MOONBEAR!

I trusted you!

Actually Evo, it was all my fault. I take full responsibility.

Don't worry guys, she won't get mad at me. I'll just throw her some more Highlander and Crab legs... :-p :-p
 

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