Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,701
Has anyone noticed that franzbear is facing a firing squad tomorrow? I think he's been sick because this thread is getting less and less posts per day.

anyway, what should we do tomorrow? franzbear is facing the firing squad...let's have a party!
 
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  • #6,702
Evo said:
I guess no pants would be distracting.


To you or to every male in the room? :!) :-p :!)
 
  • #6,703
Evo said:
I guess no pants would be distracting.
No, I study much better when you don't have your pants on. :approve:

:bugeye:
 
  • #6,704
yomamma said:
Has anyone noticed that franzbear is facing a firing squad tomorrow? I think he's been sick because this thread is getting less and less posts per day.

anyway, what should we do tomorrow? franzbear is facing the firing squad...let's have a party!
Great, it's tomorrow now! :rolleyes: Or something like that anyway.

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  • #6,705
We should all take our pants off and study.
 
  • #6,706
Huckleberry said:
We should all take our pants off and study.
Study? What sort of lame idea is that? :-p
 
  • #6,707
Moonbear said:
Study? What sort of lame idea is that? :-p
Just have to find something stimulating to study. Nothing lame about stimulating study.

It all comes back to this. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,708
Huckleberry said:
Just have to find something stimulating to study. Nothing lame about stimulating study.

It all comes back to this. :biggrin:
How about studying stimulation? :-p
 
  • #6,709
:zzz: okay, it's o0ff to the freezer for me. franzbear will be facing the firing squad in 12 hours, 8 minutes
 
  • #6,710
Well now... I definitely vote for studying Evo or Moonbear, or preferably both, without their pants on. (And for the sake of equality, I'd be willing to part with mine at the same time.)
 
  • #6,711
Danger said:
Well now... I definitely vote for studying Evo or Moonbear, or preferably both, without their pants on. (And for the sake of equality, I'd be willing to part with mine at the same time.)
Well, as long as you're being fair about it.

Did anyone else catch David Letterman last night? Jack Hannah...the zoo guy...was on and brought along a couple of armadillos. The armadillos decided to go at it hot and heavy right on David's desk! :smile: Apparently it's really difficult to get them to mate, so Jack was talking about how exciting it was. At first he was going to move them, and then David said not to interrupt them if it was so rare. LOL! Male armadillos are very well-endowed too! :bugeye:
 
  • #6,712
Moonbear said:
How about studying stimulation? :-p
Studying the stimulation of studying? Sounds kind of kinky, kinda metaphysical. Reminds me of that song by Olivia Newton Johnson 'Let's Get Metaphysical.' Ever heard of it?
 
  • #6,713
Huckleberry said:
Studying the stimulation of studying? Sounds kind of kinky, kinda metaphysical. Reminds me of that song by Olivia Newton Johnson 'Let's Get Metaphysical.' Ever heard of it?
:smile: What's wrong with Olvia Newton John's "Let's get physical?"
 
  • #6,714
Olivia Newton Johnson

I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like,
Makin' good conversation
I got to handle you just right,
You know what I mean
I took you to an intimate restaurant,
Then to a suggestive movie
There's nothin' left to talk about,
Unless it's astrally

Let's get metaphysical, metaphysical,
I want to get metaphysical, let's get metaphysical
Let me hear your aura talk,
Your aura talk, let me hear your aura talk

I've been patient, I've been good,
Tried to keep my hands on the table
It's gettin' hard this holdin' back,
You know what I mean
I'm sure you'll understand my point of view,
We know each other mentally
You got to know that you're bringin' out
The animus in me

Let's get animus, animus,
I want to get animus, let's get into animus
Let me hear your aura talk,
Your aura talk, let me hear your aura talk
You haven't heard this one?
 
  • #6,715
yomamma said:
where have you all been?!

anyway, 1 hour and 20 minutes to franzbear's shooting
Nope, nobody is killing this thread but me.
*puts on drill seargent sunglasses*
:cool:
Okay minions, fall in!
*paces while talking*
We need to take action. SOS, we'll need that wheelchair of yours for the ground mission. We're revving up the supersonic RV for air support and loading ammo for the roof-mounted bazooka. Get your poofy hats and capes ready. We'll be conducting intensive swooping and swooshing drills en route. Artman, get that sword polished! Any questions? Okay, we're all set. Give it a BooYah!
 
  • #6,716
hey uhh, he faced the squad 14 minutes ago...why are we still posting? unless...Oh my god! **** ****! stupid *****r! he found a way out of it! ****!
 
  • #6,717
yomamma said:
hey uhh, he faced the squad 14 minutes ago...why are we still posting? unless...Oh my god! **** ****! stupid *****r! he found a way out of it! ****!

*throws big party for minions* Woo hoo! Mission accomplished!
 
  • #6,718
are you crazy?!? fanzbear is alive! oh...I see, you're waiting for post # 10,000
 
  • #6,719
yomamma said:
are you crazy?!? fanzbear is alive! oh...I see, you're waiting for post # 10,000

Nope, I'm waiting for everyone else to get bored of this thread so I can take the kill for myself. :biggrin: I'm a very good thread stalker right now and will just continue to patiently wait for everyone else to leave.
 
  • #6,720
you're not getting me to leave I will take this thread to 100,000+ posts, just so you won't kill it. and I think that it's just you and me that still post here
 
  • #6,721
yomamma said:
you're not getting me to leave I will take this thread to 100,000+ posts, just so you won't kill it. and I think that it's just you and me that still post here
And us post-and-runners :-p I think I'd be sad if Franzbear died... :bugeye:
 
  • #6,722
Moonbear said:
Nope, nobody is killing this thread but me.
*puts on drill seargent sunglasses*
:cool:
Okay minions, fall in!
*paces while talking*
We need to take action. SOS, we'll need that wheelchair of yours for the ground mission. We're revving up the supersonic RV for air support and loading ammo for the roof-mounted bazooka. Get your poofy hats and capes ready. We'll be conducting intensive swooping and swooshing drills en route. Artman, get that sword polished! Any questions? Okay, we're all set. Give it a BooYah!
I've brought the wheelchair, and maybe Danger can design a way to automate deployment from the supersonic RV. I do have a question. Are we doing this with pants on or off? :-p
 
  • #6,723
No pants, just poofy hats and capes. Boo Yah!
 
  • #6,724
Huckleberry said:
No pants, just poofy hats and capes. Boo Yah!
Yep, nobody ever requested pants as part of the minion uniform, just poofy hats, capes and swords. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,725
:rolleyes: well that makes a really kinky visual.
 
  • #6,726
hypatia said:
:rolleyes: well that makes a really kinky visual.
Does that mean you want to join the minions? :biggrin:
 
  • #6,727
you're all crazy
 
  • #6,728
yomamma said:
you're all crazy
We already knew that, but thanks for checking. :-p
 
  • #6,729
yomamma said:
you're all crazy
Sorry yomamma, you're one of US now. Muwahahahaha. :devil:
 
  • #6,730
Evo said:
Sorry yomamma, you're one of US now. Muwahahahaha. :devil:
Okay, I think we've reached a quorum. Yomamma's officially a minion. *hands yomamma a bit poofy hat and cape* We're going to give you a training sword for now until we're sure you can handle it without hurting yourself.
 
  • #6,731
how do you like the idea of a lovely padded room with a relaxing, calming straightjacket? and no sharp objects that might disturb your relaxation. nobody will bother you, and you get your food through a lovely contraption called the slit in the door. you also get a small window with quite the view, and some bars on it to accent the colors outside. a sometimes, some nice man or woman will come into your room and have a talk. they won't bother you if you do not want them there.

This place is called fountain springs -cough!-ment-cough!-al instit-AACHHOO!-ution resort... :biggrin:
 
  • #6,732
SOS2008 said:
I've brought the wheelchair, and maybe Danger can design a way to automate deployment from the supersonic RV. I do have a question. Are we doing this with pants on or off? :-p
Working on it, sweetie. Almost have the braking jets installed in the drop pod. Figuring out how to get you back aboard after the mission is the tricky part, especially without your pants. I have an idea in mind, but I'm pretty sure you won't like it. :devil:
 
  • #6,733
Moonbear said:
Okay, I think we've reached a quorum. Yomamma's officially a minion. *hands yomamma a bit poofy hat and cape* We're going to give you a training sword for now until we're sure you can handle it without hurting yourself.
can I still wear pants?
 
  • #6,734
I think yomamma's going to kill this thread. He has the dedication, and due to his youth, will simply outlive the rest of us. :frown:

I've always wondered about straightjackets. Wouldn't being put in one make you crazy?
 
  • #6,735
Evo said:
I think yomamma's going to kill this thread. He has the dedication, and due to his youth, will simply outlive the rest of us. :frown:
I appreciate that you admit that I'm better than you in every aspect. By admitting this, you have officially let me take your place as the biggest ******* this forum has ever known.

Evo said:
I've always wondered about straightjackets. Wouldn't being put in one make you crazy?

Yes, when we put BT in one, he went crazy and hasn't posted here since
 
  • #6,736
Evo said:
I think yomamma's going to kill this thread. He has the dedication, and due to his youth, will simply outlive the rest of us. :frown:

Well, unless he meets and early demise or I live to be unusually old (I haven't given up plans on that yet), then I'd have to concede you're probably right there. But I'm not going down without a fight. One of these days he'll start noticing the girls and this thread will be long forgotten; that's what I'm counting on. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,737
yomamma said:
I appreciate that you admit that I'm better than you in every aspect. By admitting this, you have officially let me take your place as the biggest ******* this forum has ever known.
Biggest what?? I was paying you a compliment! (takes it all back now) hmmmpf ingrate
 
  • #6,738
Moonbear said:
Well, unless he meets and early demise or I live to be unusually old (I haven't given up plans on that yet)
*slips unnecesary pill into moonbear's drink* what!? oh, it think it's possible you could outlive me...*looks around* :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,739
yomamma said:
*slips unnecesary pill into moonbear's drink* what!? oh, it think it's possible you could outlive me...*looks around* :rolleyes:
Oh, those pills are like vitamins for me. I'm too weird for them to have their normal effect. :devil: Thanks for helping me try to live longer.
 
  • #6,740
no, those are the green ones, the ones you know about

I did slip some others, there's a red one, it says "biohazard" and has a flowery thing on it. the blue one says, "warning radioactive" but I never really thought about it
 
  • #6,741
yomamma said:
I killed this threadfor 12 hours once
You didn't kill it; you just bored it into a coma. :-p
 
  • #6,742
Join? {evil grin} My plan is to sit quietly in the wings, and wait for just the right moment. Then pounce and kill this thread with one mighty felled swoop..
:wink: But heck if the minions throw a good party I'm in!
 
  • #6,743
yomamma said:
no, those are the green ones, the ones you know about

I did slip some others, there's a red one, it says "biohazard" and has a flowery thing on it. the blue one says, "warning radioactive" but I never really thought about it
I already work with that stuff. I'm immune. :approve:
 
  • #6,744
yomamma said:
oh, you think I'm not a thread killer? well, let's see, I killed the sitine brain thread, I killed this threadfor 12 hours once, and many others in the general discussion category. you, are a n00b.
That was a nap. I think I still hold the 18 hour record. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,745
Moonbear said:
I already work with that stuff. I'm immune. :approve:
hhmmm... *doorbell rings* grrr..I'm trying to slip a pill into moonbear's drnk, who is that?! *opens door* oh, hi franzbear! how are you? so you avoided the firing squad? oh, they were bribed with that cracka-powdered sugar!

anyway, Moonbear wants to explain the powdered sugar, the sailors, the firing squad...moonbear?! I'll leave you two alone...
 
  • #6,746
moonbear said:
Finally! :approve:

*goes behind wall*
*slides eyes from painting of man*
*looks through eyeholes*
I can see moonbear and franzbear! I won't let her kill him, that's my job!
 
  • #6,747
:zzz: it's off to the freezer for me...good night all
 
  • #6,748
Moonbear said:
Did anyone else catch David Letterman last night? Jack Hannah...the zoo guy...was on and brought along a couple of armadillos. The armadillos decided to go at it hot and heavy right on David's desk! :smile: Apparently it's really difficult to get them to mate, so Jack was talking about how exciting it was. At first he was going to move them, and then David said not to interrupt them if it was so rare. LOL! Male armadillos are very well-endowed too! :bugeye:
We need a top ten list why armadillos feel the need to mate on Letterman's desk. :-p I'll be back later with mine.
 
  • #6,749
Top ten reasons why armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk.

10. What the heck, they’re armadillos. They can do it wherever they want.

9. All the hotels were booked

8. They wanted to push the censorship boundaries on national TV

7. They figured they were too hot for prime time.

6. Letterman left a copy of Playarmadillo open to the centerfold in the greenroom.

5. They wanted to do it on Donny and Marie’s show but it wasn’t on the air anymore.

4. The male said, “Let’s just kiss. We won’t get carried away.”

3. The male said, “Let’s do it right here on the desk. No one’s watching.” :wink:

2. The female armadillo just discovered that male armadillos are really "well-endowed." :biggrin:

And the Number one reason that armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk is:

1. The band was playing a Barry White song.

:-p
 
  • #6,750
Artman said:
Top ten reasons why armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk.

10. What the heck, they’re armadillos. They can do it wherever they want.

9. All the hotels were booked

8. They wanted to push the censorship boundaries on national TV

7. They figured they were too hot for prime time.

6. Letterman left a copy of Playarmadillo open to the centerfold in the greenroom.

5. They wanted to do it on Donny and Marie’s show but it wasn’t on the air anymore.

4. The male said, “Let’s just kiss. We won’t get carried away.”

3. The male said, “Let’s do it right here on the desk. No one’s watching.” :wink:

2. The female armadillo just discovered that male armadillos are really "well-endowed." :biggrin:

And the Number one reason that armadillos mate on Letterman’s desk is:

1. The band was playing a Barry White song.

:-p

:smile: That's great! :smile: Yep, speciesism rears its ugly head again. Noboby objects to well-endowed armadillos mating on Letterman's desk, but let some humans try and the censors will be all over it. Then again, do you suppose they were fined by the FCC for airing indecency? :rolleyes: :smile:
 

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