Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #3,991
even her food is in chains http://carboninside.com/whip2.gif

Just imagine..

http://carboninside.com/praise.gifhttp://carboninside.com/prof.gif
 
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  • #3,992
cronxeh said:
even her food is in chains http://carboninside.com/whip2.gif
Where'd[/URL] you find the video of Moonbear? :wink:

http://carboninside.com/praise.gifhttp://carboninside.com/prof.gif
That's[/URL] cute! :-p
 
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  • #3,993
Evo said:
Where'd you find the video of Moonbear? :wink:

:eek: :redface: :blushing: I thought all the copies of that were destroyed!
 
  • #3,994
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear. How will I ever know if I'm awake?
 
  • #3,995
Huckleberry said:
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear.
Lucky you. :approve:

On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
 
  • #3,996
Huckleberry said:
I leave for a few hours and suddenly I've gone from being an oddly shaped baseball to becoming a chicken being whipped by Moonbear. How will I ever know if I'm awake?

Aw, you know you love it. Before you know it, you'll be begging for more, even if I have to ... oh, never mind, that's not PG-13. :blushing:
 
  • #3,997
Evo said:
Lucky you. :approve:

On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom. I think they manufacture tailor-made merkins for famous celebrities. (err, is there any other kind?)
Moonbear said:
Aw, you know you love it. Before you know it, you'll be begging for more, even if I have to ... oh, never mind, that's not PG-13.
Never waste good material. You can PM me any time you like. :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom. I think they manufacture tailor-made merkins for famous celebrities. (err, is there any other kind?)
Now I can't wait for my next road trip to watch for the names on the trucks. :smile:

Never waste good material. You can PM me any time you like. :-p
Ah, just fill in the blank with whatever your heart (or other body part) desires.
 
  • #3,999
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
 
  • #4,000
cronxeh said:
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
"stroking the turtle"
 
  • #4,001
you shallt not know thy methods..
 
  • #4,002
That's so cruel to beat your turtle. They respond so much better to loving caresses. :approve:
 
  • #4,003
(grabs popcorn, puts on the Elvis goggles and sits back)

tell me more..
 
  • #4,004
Elvis goggles? What's that all about?
 
  • #4,005
someday, Moonbear, someday..
 
  • #4,006
*grabs Cronxeh's popcorn and sits back waiting for the explanation of Elvis goggles*
 
  • #4,007
i wonder if you sat on a turtle by mistake..

or was it intentional?
 
  • #4,008
Moonbear said:
That's so cruel to beat your turtle. They respond so much better to loving caresses. :approve:
Spanking and flogging seem to be much more popular.

Why is there a mile of blank space after all of your posts?
 
  • #4,009
Huckleberry said:
:smile: Seems they went into business together. Merkin Co. is already taken so they had to go with Beaver Express, which is better anyways because its a more popular idiom.
Would you expect a Canuk to use any other name? The beaver is, after all, our national symbol. :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

cronxeh said:
so do they call it 'beating your turtle' nowadays?
Since Art has already admitted to 'waxing' his, I think that it should be made the standard. :-p
 
  • #4,010
Huckleberry said:
Spanking and flogging seem to be much more popular.

Well, I'll spank you if you want, but I'm not sure if your turtle will like that much.

Why is there a mile of blank space after all of your posts?

<--- Because all these decorations they stuck on me take up space. I guess they expected I would always have so much to say that I'd fill up all that space and nobody would notice. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,011
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  • #4,012
Evo said:
On the way home I was driving behind an 18 wheeler with the company name written in large red letters on the back "Beaver Express". I began wondering just what kind of company it was. Do they transport beavers or is it a brothel on wheels? And why were danger and artman the first things that came to mind?
Well, Danger and I were kicking around lots of names for our new company, such as A-Merkin Van Lines, Turtle Transport, but we finally decided on Beaver Express. :biggrin:

Want to hear our slogan? :-p
 
  • #4,013
Evo said:
"stroking the turtle"

I always liked "buffing the turtle"... :rolleyes: ...the phrase, I mean :biggrin: .
 
  • #4,014
Artman said:
Well, Danger and I were kicking around lots of names for our new company, such as A-Merkin Van Lines, Turtle Transport, but we finally decided on Beaver Express. :biggrin:

Want to hear our slogan? :-p

"Got Beaver?"
 
  • #4,015
DocToxyn said:
"Got Beaver?"
We considered that, but the billboard ad campaign showing Beavers on people's lips would probably be too distracting to people driving. :-p

We thought about "You Got Turtles, We Got Beavers." We also considered "Need Beaver Fast? Call Beaver Express." and this gem, "Our Beavers Come Overnight." But we didn't want to guarantee that. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,016
Artman said:
We thought about "You Got Turtles, We Got Beavers." We also considered "Need Beaver Fast? Call Beaver Express." and this gem, "Our Beavers Come Overnight." But we didn't want to guarantee that. :biggrin:
I'm still sort of leaning toward 'The Turtle Garage'...
 
  • #4,017
Artman said:
We considered that, but the billboard ad campaign showing Beavers on people's lips would probably be too distracting to people driving. :-p

I don't know, I kinda like it... :biggrin:

Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.
 

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  • #4,018
"If you're turtle's hungry for a little treat
And all it likes is Beaver meat.
Just think of us, we got the best
And call on us 'Beaver Express'"

It's a little long, but We at Beaver Express think that size doesn't matter when you're talking beavers. :-p
 
  • #4,019
DocToxyn said:
Sorry Danger, but Artman hasn't posted a picture yet.
I've got a bad feeling about this... :rolleyes:
How long before that's approved?
 
  • #4,020
Artman said:
"If you're turtle's hungry for a little treat
And all it likes is Beaver meat.
Just think of us, we got the best
And call on us 'Beaver Express'"
Hey, I like that! It's probably just as well that you remain in charge of marketing, and I'll just look after quality-control.