Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #4,141
cronxeh said:
the question is..

does she package the beavers in sterile containers, or just leave them out in the factory-made packaging
They wouldn't last very long if you left them out in the factory packaging. The sterile containers preserve freshness and protect the melons from the elements and unwanted melon squeezers.

edit Oh, you weren't talking about melons at all. You should talk to Danger and art if you are looking for beavers. It's their business.
 
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  • #4,142
cronxeh said:
now when you say fascinated...
I mean horny.
 
  • #4,143
now now.. this IS America after all.. or at least American beavers we talking about

the Canadian exporters might as well just .. what's the word I am looking for.. share yea.. share the market, folks

there is room for new entrepreneurs :cool:
 
  • #4,144
Danger said:
I mean horny.


the man is quite blunt. you know your beavers from melons, Mr. Danger
 
  • #4,145
cronxeh said:
the man is quite blunt. you know your beavers from melons, Mr. Danger
I've always tried to maintain a sense of direction.
 
  • #4,146
Moonbear said:
...No, no, that's Choosemenow, not Cheesemenow.
:smile: Those French and their attempts at cheesemenow.
cronxeh said:
what a shameless, shameless plug, Moonbeer
Ah-hah, my subliminal beer suggestions have become subconscious.
cronxeh said:
if i was 21.. id be having one ...now that Danger has totally distracted my attention and collapsed my attention span's wavefunction.. I am thinking id even have 2 beers.. with some Moonmelons and SOSnacks
Delirious now. He'll never miss the things I took when going through his drawers. :devil:
Huckleberry said:
They wouldn't last very long if you left them out in the factory packaging. The sterile containers preserve freshness and protect the melons from the elements and unwanted melon squeezers.
I know. Some people want to put their hands all over everything without buying it first.
Danger said:
I mean horny.
:smile:
 
  • #4,147
SOS2008 said:
I know. Some people want to put their hands all over everything without buying it first.
:smile:


You promised you won't mention it :cry:
 
  • #4,148
Danger said:
So... what, then... you're just smuggling squirrels under your sweater? :confused:

I think mine are more like tomatoes. :rolleyes:
 
  • #4,149
cronxeh said:
You promised you won't mention it :cry:
SOS will always mention (repeatedly) the incident. She's pretty good about keeping the participants anonymous, though. :wink:
 
  • #4,150
Danger said:
SOS will always mention (repeatedly) the incident. She's pretty good about keeping the participants anonymous, though. :wink:

The challenge is keeping track of which incident! :bugeye:
 
  • #4,151
Moonbear said:
The challenge is keeping track of which incident! :bugeye:
Aren't the tapes labelled and time-stamped? :confused:
 
  • #4,152
Moonbear said:
I think mine are more like tomatoes. :rolleyes:
Gladiators, or those funny-shaped little Roma ones? :-p
 
  • #4,153
SOS2008 said:
Huckleberry said:
They wouldn't last very long if you left them out in the factory packaging. The sterile containers preserve freshness and protect the melons from the elements and unwanted melon squeezers.
I know. Some people want to put their hands all over everything without buying it first.
That is just cautious shopping. It's not wise to purchase melons (or tomatoes) without squeezing them first. The problem is with shoppers who like to squeeze the melons with no intention of ever buying them. I hate those people when they get their grubby hands all over the melons that I wanted to buy.
 
  • #4,154
so is it true that mushroom cap hair are same color as beaver hair.. i wonder if its like tomatoes if the melons are of the same color..
 
  • #4,155
cronxeh said:
so is it true that mushroom cap hair are same color as beaver hair.. i wonder if its like tomatoes if the melons are of the same color..
I believe that this question demands a research programme. An extensive research programme. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,156
Danger said:
Gladiators, or those funny-shaped little Roma ones? :-p

Big Girl ones!

Last year when I was out getting tomato plants for my garden, they had a variety called Big Girl. I've heard of Big Boy tomatoes for ages, but that was the first time I saw they had a Big Girl variety. :biggrin:
 
  • #4,157
we need volonteers. 18-20 y.o college females, 90-60-90 or less (cgs specifications). tolerances in beaver-merkin joints are not to exceed 0.1 from std dev
 
  • #4,158
Moonbear said:
I've heard of Big Boy tomatoes for ages, but that was the first time I saw they had a Big Girl variety. :biggrin:
I imagine that a lot of cross-pollination goes on in your garden.
 
  • #4,159
is it same thing as cross-overs. I've watched this extremely explicit video of one chromosome doing it with another.. man it was raw and uncut
 
  • #4,160
cronxeh said:
is it same thing as cross-overs. I've watched this extremely explicit video of one chromosome doing it with another.. man it was raw and uncut
All I know about biology is that the only way to tell the sex of a chromosome is to pull down its genes.
 
  • #4,161
yes there've been a lot of talk about splicing up under aged genes lately.. but you might be surprised its not illegal here in the US

well you can't get funded for it.. but you are free to do it..

and i know people do it.. and they do it in fluidized beds.. in packed beds.. in all kinds of beds.. some even strap electrodes to one end and electrocute those underage chromosomes.. its really some x-rated stuff
 
  • #4,162
cronxeh said:
some even strap electrodes to one end and electrocute those underage chromosomes..
Good grief! It's hard enough finding straps to fit an adult chromosome, never mind a minor. :eek:
 
  • #4,163
cronxeh said:
is it same thing as cross-overs. I've watched this extremely explicit video of one chromosome doing it with another.. man it was raw and uncut

Danger said:
All I know about biology is that the only way to tell the sex of a chromosome is to pull down its genes.

cronxeh said:
yes there've been a lot of talk about splicing up under aged genes lately.. but you might be surprised its not illegal here in the US

well you can't get funded for it.. but you are free to do it..

and i know people do it.. and they do it in fluidized beds.. in packed beds.. in all kinds of beds.. some even strap electrodes to one end and electrocute those underage chromosomes.. its really some x-rated stuff

:smile: If I didn't just get home from the lab, I'd probably give it a few more laughing smilies.
 
  • #4,164
Moonbear said:
DocToxyn, I like the new avatar! Not as dark and forboding as the previous one; actually, it's really cute.

You had to say cute didn't you...now I have to go find something dark and forboding again .

I still like the wasp, it was a personnal creation. I collected a dead specimen, brought it to the lab, mounted the head, took shots with the image capture system we use for dissections, dumped it into Photoshop and hit it with a block print filter. :approve:

The frog is just borrowed off of the web, :blushing: , but I figured it was time for a change.
 
  • #4,165
DocToxyn said:
You had to say cute didn't you...now I have to go find something dark and forboding again .

I still like the wasp, it was a personnal creation. I collected a dead specimen, brought it to the lab, mounted the head, took shots with the image capture system we use for dissections, dumped it into Photoshop and hit it with a block print filter. :approve:

The frog is just borrowed off of the web, :blushing: , but I figured it was time for a change.
The wasp was my favorite!
 
  • #4,166
Evo said:
The wasp was my favorite!

Really, I'll keep that in mind for my next tattoo. :-p
 
  • #4,167
Somebody hit me for not thinking of this one earlier.

Primus has a song called http://display.lyrics.astraweb.com:..._from_the_punchbowl..wynonas_big_brown_beaver. The lyrics are great and in typical Primus style it has a driving bass line and Les Claypool's unique voice talent. Definitely find a copy of it and give it a listen.

Best Phrase:

Now rex he was a texan out of new orleans
And he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pi**ed for a week.
 
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  • #4,168
DocToxyn said:
I still like the wasp, it was a personnal creation.The frog is just borrowed off of the web, :blushing:
Maybe you should morph them and have a flying, stinging frog. Just make sure it isn't an exploding frog. A stinger getting hurled out at Mach 2 wouldn't be much fun for the recipient.

DocToxyn said:
Definitely find a copy of it and give it a listen.
That's bloody hilarious! Thanks for posting the link. Reading it is better than hearing it for me, because I have trouble making out the words in songs.
 
  • #4,169
DocToxyn said:
Really, I'll keep that in mind for my next tattoo. :-p
I was going to get a copy of your wasp avatar for my picture collection, but hadn't done it yet. Can you post it so I can copy it? Please?
 
  • #4,170
DocToxyn said:
You had to say cute didn't you...now I have to go find something dark and forboding again

Now, remember, I have a skewed sense of cute. At least I'm sure of what this avatar is. The wasp one took me a while to realize it wasn't an evil rabbit. :-p