Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,901
Gale17 said:
You bet you we are! have you seen brewnie in a bikini! HOT INDEED! that of course is one of the many reasons i chose him as first mate.

Gale17 said:
lucky my men were too busy worrying about their recent bikini waxes to aim properly.


I don't think I want to be a pirate on the SS Galenog any more! When I signed up it was all rum-swigging, sea shanties, and swashbuckling, with plenty of unkempt facial hair, burping, and pillow fights. Now, Cap'n Gale has turned it into a big girly cross-dressing beach party. While I could get used to the cocktails being served by sexy waitresses in grass skirts, the compulsory weekly bikini wax is a real downer, and we're under orders to leave the toilet seat down or else it's thirty lashes from the cat-o-nine-tails!
 
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  • #6,902
brewnog said:
I don't think I want to be a pirate on the SS Galenog any more! When I signed up it was all rum-swigging, sea shanties, and swashbuckling, with plenty of unkempt facial hair, burping, and pillow fights. Now, Cap'n Gale has turned it into a big girly cross-dressing beach party. While I could get used to the cocktails being served by sexy waitresses in grass skirts, the compulsory weekly bikini wax is a real downer, and we're under orders to leave the toilet seat down or else it's thirty lashes from the cat-o-nine-tails!

awwwww. i remember the days when you enjoyed me taking out my whips and chains...
i guess i can brink back sexy waitresses... that is if moonbear doesn't mind putting on her old grass skirt and serving up some drinks, (did you catch that moonbear? I'm implying you're sexy... winning back some brownie points eh, eh??)

anyways, franzbear, when you're on your new toy. try to go really really fast and stop abruptly in trafic. its honestly amazing how much quicker your bike stops compared to the traffic around you!
 
  • #6,903
Great this thread is back! I was thinking a while ago of making a new bs thread for one of my random comments, but decided against it. So now I can do it!

I was cheking out polar coordinates, and I noticed that the graph of r = 1 + sin(\theta) looks a lot like an ass. So I thought, make a blend of that graph, with coordinates, and then have it blend into a woman's backside, and write something like Beauty in Math, or something similar.

Someone deleting posts?
 
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  • #6,904
I just had a franzbear sighting! He has someone with him on the bike..it was all just a blur..but it was this kid screaming FRANZBEAR LIVES..could it of been yomama?
 
  • #6,905
Gale17 said:
awwwww. i remember the days when you enjoyed me taking out my whips and chains...
i guess i can brink back sexy waitresses... that is if moonbear doesn't mind putting on her old grass skirt and serving up some drinks, (did you catch that moonbear? I'm implying you're sexy... winning back some brownie points eh, eh??)
Yeah, but you still made me walk the plank! And as has been observed, I hold a grudge. But, maybe if I get to lie around and be served drinks for a bit, I might be willing to rejoin your crew. Poor Smurf will be crushed, but I have to tell you, all this black clothing in the summer heat is not all it's cracked up to be, and confined in a sub, it gets pretty rank.
 
  • #6,906
hypatia said:
I just had a franzbear sighting! He has someone with him on the bike..it was all just a blur..but it was this kid screaming FRANZBEAR LIVES..could it of been yomama?

It sure could've. That's great to see the two of them playing together again. They're such good friends. :approve: Yomamma, it'll be really fun to yank the handlebars just as you're about to go around a curve. Just try it, it's a great joke. Franzbear will love it. :biggrin:

(I wonder what Evo is going to say when she realizes that as fast as she's deleting, we're posting. She'll get done with all her deleting and this thread will still be the same size! :smile:)
 
  • #6,907
Moonbear said:
(I wonder what Evo is going to say when she realizes that as fast as she's deleting, we're posting. She'll get done with all her deleting and this thread will still be the same size! :smile:)
I've noticed.

You have NO IDEA how tedious this is! Delete a post, then page back. It takes me 6 minutes to delete a single post. :devil:

Then I look and the thread count has increased! :bugeye:
 
  • #6,908
But thanks Evo...the sight of kids out playing has {wipes tear} has touched me. :cry:
 
  • #6,909
Evo said:
I've noticed.

You have NO IDEA how tedious this is! Delete a post, then page back. It takes me 6 minutes to delete a single post. :devil:

Then I look and the thread count has increased! :bugeye:
:smile: Maybe you should wait until you have your DSL replaced before you spend too much time deleting.
 
  • #6,910
Moonbear said:
:smile: Maybe you should wait until you have your DSL replaced before you spend too much time deleting.

or maybe she should video tape the faces she's making as she's deleting...

I think the latter would be much more amusing...
 
  • #6,911
Gale17 said:
or maybe she should video tape the faces she's making as she's deleting...

I think the latter would be much more amusing...
Aww...that's just mean. :devil: :smile: :smile: Okay, I think I'll rejoin your crew if ye'll have me back. Oh, wait, this is Franzbear, where I'm the one with minions! Prepare your poofy hats and silver-lined capes to swish and your swords to swoosh! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,912
Ho hum. :zzz: Franzbear is back. whoopie. I think I'm just going to go away.
I think you should all probably just go to another thread too. Yawn. :zzz:




Have they gone Franzbear?

You're back! YEAH!




:rolleyes: No one just read that did they? :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,913
Artman said:
Ho hum. :zzz: Franzbear is back. whoopie. I think I'm just going to go away.
I think you should all probably just go to another thread too. Yawn. :zzz:




Have they gone Franzbear?

You're back! YEAH!




:rolleyes: No one just read that did they? :rolleyes:
I'm so happy. <sniff> I want franz to be young again, a small tyke, trusting and clueless.

MAKE IT HAPPEN ARTMAN!
 
  • #6,915
Pogo, that looks just like Franzbear...at least the way he looks now that he's gotten the last of those hideous temporary tattoos scrubbed off (well, the guy at the tattoo parlor insists they weren't temporary, but we just kept scrubbing with steel wool, sand paper, and are letting the flesh-eating bacteria do the rest of the work).

Oh, and I should just show everyone that this is the bike I got Franzbear as his welcome home gift. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,916
*rubs eyes*

OMFG! it's alive![/size]​

but what happens to bartholemew?
 
  • #6,917
Evo. No. It's not natural. Think about what you're doing! You're upsetting the delicate order of the universe, Nature is being destroyed from the inside out! STOP THIS MADNESS!

Look, There's already been an insomniac thread created by someone other than me or Franz, and it has a hidious title 'sleep'. THIS IS MADNESS! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
 
  • #6,918
Evo said:
I'm so happy. <sniff> I want franz to be young again, a small tyke, trusting and clueless.

MAKE IT HAPPEN ARTMAN!
To me Franzbear was never the tatooed biker, punker. He was always just the little knuckleheaded nephew who would do anything you asked.

Now come on Franz, uncle Artman wants to take you on a field trip to the airport. o:) This should be fun. Sure you can bring your toy gun and your hunting knife. :biggrin: I'm sure they won't mind. Oh and all of the workers there like to be called "Jack" for some reason. So make sure you say "Hi!" to all of them. o:)


I'll just go and park the car while you go in. :biggrin: o:)
 
  • #6,919
Artman said:
Now come on Franz, uncle Artman wants to take you on a field trip to the airport. o:) This should be fun. Sure you can bring your toy gun and your hunting knife. :biggrin: I'm sure they won't mind. Oh and all of the workers there like to be called "Jack" for some reason. So make sure you say "Hi!" to all of them. o:)
Now, Franzbear, you know you're too old to fall for your Uncle Artman's tricks. What you really should do is take that new bike of yours out onto the runway and see what sort of acceleration you can get; it's a good straightaway for testing it flat out. Oh, and for a real thrill, when you see a plane coming in for a landing, dash in ahead of it and see if you can beat it to the finish line! I'm not raising any wussy sons around here. :approve:
 
  • #6,920
Smurf said:
Evo. No. It's not natural. Think about what you're doing! You're upsetting the delicate order of the universe, Nature is being destroyed from the inside out! STOP THIS MADNESS!

Look, There's already been an insomniac thread created by someone other than me or Franz, and it has a hidious title 'sleep'. THIS IS MADNESS! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
Sorry Smurf, it had to be done. Franzbear didn't die a natural death, I couldn't keep the thread closed under those conditions. :cry: Now we will see what happens...
 
  • #6,921
Artman said:
Now come on Franz, uncle Artman wants to take you on a field trip to the airport. This should be fun. Sure you can bring your toy gun and your hunting knife. I'm sure they won't mind. Oh and all of the workers there like to be called "Jack" for some reason. So make sure you say "Hi!" to all of them.


I'll just go and park the car while you go in.
Moonbear said:
Now, Franzbear, you know you're too old to fall for your Uncle Artman's tricks. What you really should do is take that new bike of yours out onto the runway and see what sort of acceleration you can get; it's a good straightaway for testing it flat out. Oh, and for a real thrill, when you see a plane coming in for a landing, dash in ahead of it and see if you can beat it to the finish line! I'm not raising any wussy sons around here. :approve:
YES! Now this is Franzbear! :approve:
 
  • #6,922
Evo, You're Wonderful! o:)
 
  • #6,923
this is amazing. I knew I heard his voice! and now...he's back...are we still trying to kill him?
 
  • #6,924
yomamma said:
this is amazing. I knew I heard his voice! and now...he's back...are we still trying to kill him?
Yes, see Artman and Moonbear's posts above. Right now franzbear is at the airport. :biggrin:
 
  • #6,925
what about the thread ghost? you can't have a ghost in a zombie!
 
  • #6,926
yomamma said:
what about the thread ghost? you can't have a ghost in a zombie!
I think Evo has been performing an exorcism. :biggrin:

Ooh, look at Franzbear zooming along the runway! Wow, that was a close call with that jet. :bugeye: Uh oh, the cops are out after him. Don't worry Franzbear, you can outrun them on that bike. Just watch out if they bring out the heavy artillery. It'll be just like in a video game!
 
  • #6,927
Lisa! said:
No, we should support him! yourdadonapogostick wants to hurt him!
*gets out chainsaw* no witnesses :devil:
 
  • #6,928
I see another 'texas chainsaw massacre' in the making
 
  • #6,929
Chainsaws don't work. Franzbear just gets all tangled up in them, but remains unharmed. He's a really tough thread to kill.

Uh oh, Franzbear, it looks like they've called in the SWAT team now. You better head over to the other runway for your game of chicken with the airplanes. Maybe you can do like in the movies and ride right up along the landing gear as one is taking off and get a free ride in the landing gear. Oh, over there, look, there are still flights taking off from the international terminal. You've always wanted to travel the world, haven't you? :biggrin:
 
  • #6,930
I'm going to sue! I have a freaking death certificate right here and now they tell me its alive!
 
  • #6,931
*yoink* no, you don't.
 
  • #6,932
I have never seen a thread which is now at 8,442 !
 
  • #6,933
everyone want's me dead :cry:
 
  • #6,934
OMG, i see him! where's my chainsaw?
 
  • #6,935
:O:O franzbear!
 
  • #6,936
protect me uncle artman!
 
  • #6,937
uncle artman's gone :devil:

*takes chainsaw from YDOAPS*
 
  • #6,938
cronxeh said:
I'm going to sue! I have a freaking death certificate right here and now they tell me its alive!
Well, then we'll have to work on quickly killing it again so we don't invalidate the death certificate. :rolleyes: Does the office of vital statistics have any provisions for miraculously rising from the dead?

*contacts Franzbear by radio*

What's that? ... You're cold up there in the landing gear? That's okay. Just rub your hands together to stay warm. You only have another 12 h before the flight lands in France. Why don't you start a round of 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall? Oh, and you'll warm up faster if when you land you strip all your clothes off and run around naked on the hot tarmack. Oh, and don't forget to tell them all those frog jokes your Uncle Toxyn taught you. Oh, and the French just LOVE it when Americans tell them all about how wonderful America is. I'm so glad you're getting the chance to see the world.
 
  • #6,939
b-b-b-ut cronxeh, I thought you and I were friends :cry:
 
  • #6,940
franzbear said:
b-b-b-ut cronxeh, I thought you and I were friends :cry:
You know cronxeh is no friend. Oh, but Yomamma has really missed playing with you. Too bad he missed catching that flight with you. Maybe we can get him on the next flight to join you in France. :approve:
 
  • #6,941
just what are you implying moonbear?
 
  • #6,942
Nothing at all, just that you should go spend time with your long-lost friend, Franzbear! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,943
pppft! friend!
 
  • #6,944
Oh snap! Just a thought of sending yomomma out to a permanent location in France made me aroused. And there, you expected something civilized :biggrin:

Pfffbt
 
  • #6,945
cronxeh said:
Oh snap! Just a thought of sending yomomma out to a permanent location in France made me aroused. And there, you expected something civilized :biggrin:

Pfffbt
Meh, there are others I'd rather send on a permanent vacation more than yomamma. Like Franzbear, to Davy Jones' Locker! :devil:
 
  • #6,946
Ohhh.. well if I had to choose.. I guess Id send someone to Roman Polanski's house party..
 
  • #6,947
franzbear said:
b-b-b-ut cronxeh, I thought you and I were friends :cry:
Franzbear you need a more complete profile. I looked at it and it's rather sparse. It's great that you're posting now! :biggrin:
 
  • #6,948
Is our beloved Franzbear really alive?I think he's changed alot.I don't know him at all. :rolleyes:
 
  • #6,949
DocToxyn said:
I'm sure yomamma will be happy, and I haven't seen much of Danger either.
Hi Doc. I did really miss this thread, but that's not the main reason for my reduced posting. It certainly is easier to follow all the inanities when they're confined to one area, rather than hopping around through a dozen different threads and losing track of what was said where.
 
  • #6,950
Okay, I can understand that you've all gone around with a lot of pent-up energies here and that when you're finally allowed to, all of you gush forth in bubbly excitement and enthusiasm.

But you really should start using those Kleenex'es now, and stuff Franzbear back where he belongs.
 

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