Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,101
he'll need some floaties, he can't swim...well, we still have some more concrete
CATCH!
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BAM!

franzbear, you can't catch with your head! I'll send down 4 more
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BONK!
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okay, I give up, you go drown...
 
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  • #7,102
hey franzbear, do you see that on the bottom? pick it up and pull the pin.
 
  • #7,103
no! don't throw it franz, they only do that in movies.
 
  • #7,104
yea, just hold on to it. :devil:
 
  • #7,105
Well, actually, just set it down on the ground next to you. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,106
okay, franz, bring a thread, unraveled during the explosion and is now 18 strings. (what a cooncidence, he's 18 thread years old) doctors are trying frantically to twist him back together
 
  • #7,107
yomamma said:
okay, franz, bring a thread, unraveled during the explosion and is now 18 strings. (what a cooncidence, he's 18 thread years old) doctors are trying frantically to twist him back together
Oh no! I hadn't realized he'd gotten to that age yet. He's begun reproducing! That's how threads do it, they grow and grow, and then divide into many little cloned strings. Now how are we going to round up all the little baby Franzbears? And we need 17 names for all the new babies (one of them is still our Franzbear, just much thinner). Okay, I can come up with a few:

Yovo (named after Yomamma and Evo)
Artatia (Artman and Hypatia)
Pogomath (YDOAPS and MIH)
Dansos (Danger and SOS)
Toxysa! (DocToxyn and Lisa!)

Help name the other dozen!

OMG! I'm a e-grandmother! I'm too young to be an e-grandmother! :cry:[/size]
 
  • #7,108
motwater (motai, and honestrosewater
bobgape(bobg, and the statutory ape
lorildno (loren booda and arildno)
we still have 9 to go!
 
  • #7,109
how about: yourmamma(yourdadonapogostick and yomamma) or bear!(moonie and Lisa!)?
 
  • #7,110
Kiashoe (*Kia* and Zoobyshoe)
TsuZ (Tsu and ZapperZ; it's pronounced similar to Suzy :biggrin:)

and
Ivangral (Ivan Seeking and Integral)
 
  • #7,111
so far we have:
bear!
franzbear II
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!
we need 7 more names!
 
  • #7,112
added:
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
, 4 more!
 
  • #7,113
zygoticdude(zygotic embryo and pre-algebra dude)
ivan-tsuking
come on, 2 more!
 
  • #7,114
franzbear child (franzbear and evo)
 
  • #7,115
yomamma said:
added:
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
, 4 more!
Uhh...we only need three more. We're up to 14 and only need 17. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,116
Make that one more...think carefully, don't want to give the youngest one some lame name because you got lazy!
 
  • #7,117
yomamma said:
zygoticdude(zygotic embryo and pre-algebra dude)
ivan-tsuking
come on, 2 more!
Gosh, you and Pogo aren't very original; keep reusing the same people to name them after. :rolleyes: Oh well, I guess they're all named now.
 
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franzbear child
franzbearII
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!

no, wait, franzbear II is supposed to be the new franzbear moonbear was talking about, so we need 18, 2 more
 
  • #7,119
Moonbear said:
Gosh, you and Pogo aren't very original; keep reusing the same people to name them after. :rolleyes: Oh well, I guess they're all named now.
since we're done naming, why don't we go to the tiki bar? i'll buy you a drink.
 
  • #7,120
yomamma said:
franzbear child
franzbearII
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!

no, wait, franzbear II is supposed to be the new franzbear moonbear was talking about, so we need 18, 2 more

Oh, I thought Franzbear II was a junior. He's not a NEW franzbear, just the original plus 17 babies.

We should name one after Greg and Chroot...How about Groot?
 
  • #7,121
yourdadonapogostick said:
since we're done naming, why don't we go to the tiki bar? i'll buy you a drink.
You know, you seem to "spill" an awful lot when carrying those drinks back to the table. (We need a smiley that eyes you suspiciously.) :wink:
 
  • #7,122
okay.
groot
franzbear child
franzbear
ivan-tsuking
kiashoe
tzuZ
ivangral
bear!
yourmamma
motwater
bobgape
lorildno
yovo
artatia
pogomath
dansos
toxysa!
kerrbear(moonbear and kerrie(and I don't care If I reuse names))
 
  • #7,123
lmao@groots, e-granny..

I'm so glad to be stuck on a island with you.
 
  • #7,124
Good job coming up with names! Franzbear was feeling so overwhelmed; being a single dad can be tough. He really would love it if you'd all stick around to help with changing the diapers too. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,125
how do threads...achemm!...go to the bathroom?
 
  • #7,126
yomamma said:
how do threads...achemm!...go to the bathroom?
Well, since they're babies, poop comes out one end and throw-up out the other. Please try to diaper the right end. :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,127
can I put marker on one end to tell which?
 
  • #7,128
yomamma said:
can I put marker on one end to tell which?
I think that's thread abuse! :eek:
 
  • #7,129
oh. and moonbear, these are babies, they aren't threads, they're strings. franzbear, help! there's string doo all over the place!
 
  • #7,130
yomamma said:
oh. and moonbear, these are babies, they aren't threads, they're strings. franzbear, help! there's string doo all over the place!
Does string doo look anything like silly string? We better check with the string theory experts on this. :smile:
 
  • #7,131
Moonbear said:
Kiashoe...

...gesundheit! :biggrin:


Moonbear said:
Well, since they're babies, poop comes out one end and throw-up out the other. Please try to diaper the right end. :rolleyes:

What if you just tied knots in each end? :wink:
 
  • #7,132
DocToxyn said:
What if you just tied knots in each end? :wink:
Oh, the poor things might just explode if we did that.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes, let's tie knots in both ends of all of them! :devil:
 
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  • #7,133
Moonbear said:
Oh no! I hadn't realized he'd gotten to that age yet. He's begun reproducing! That's how threads do it, they grow and grow, and then divide into many little cloned strings. Now how are we going to round up all the little baby Franzbears? And we need 17 names for all the new babies (one of them is still our Franzbear, just much thinner). Okay, I can come up with a few:

Yovo (named after Yomamma and Evo)
Artatia (Artman and Hypatia)
Pogomath (YDOAPS and MIH)
Dansos (Danger and SOS)
Toxysa! (DocToxyn and Lisa!)

Help name the other dozen!

OMG! I'm a e-grandmother! I'm too young to be an e-grandmother! :cry:[/size]

Docbear(DocToxyn & Moonbear)
Ramberry(Huckleberry & wolram)
Rosecioby(honestrosewater & dextercioby )
 
  • #7,134
Uh, Lisa!, they've already all been named. Oh, can you grab Groot over there? He's a fast one, need to keep a close eye on him to keep him from sticking things in electric sockets.
 
  • #7,135
Who's talking to me?I can't see anyone!
 
  • #7,136
...confused...
 
  • #7,137
Not surprising!
 
  • #7,138
hey, moonbear, I think kiashoe had her growth spourt! she's a thread now!
 
  • #7,139
Lisa! said:
Not surprising!
what are you trying to say? :mad:
 
  • #7,140
Think about it!You may find out!Anyway I've got to go!
 
  • #7,141
umm...lisa!, your post made no sense ;)
 
  • #7,142
Maybe you have no sense!(just kidding!Bye and miss you alot!)
 
  • #7,143
grrr...:mad:
 
  • #7,144
grrrrrrr...! :mad: :mad:
 
  • #7,145
*adds Lisa! and yomamma to "the list"*
 
  • #7,146
hmmm...

on a side note, where is SOS? she's been gone for awhile now...
 
  • #7,147
yomamma said:
hey, moonbear, I think kiashoe had her growth spourt! she's a thread now!
Oh, you could just tell from the moment she was born that she was going to be the precocious one. :approve:
 
  • #7,148
Is this one of yours?..points to kid... I caught him running down the street with these...points to scissors...
 
  • #7,149
hehehe well now if we are going to tie knots in their ends maybe we should just knot them together :devil:
 
  • #7,150
hypatia said:
Is this one of yours?..points to kid... I caught him running down the street with these...points to scissors...
:rolleyes: That would be Groot getting into trouble again. He's a real mischievous bugger. I think we better take Kia's suggestion and tie the strings together so they are easier to keep track of. Groot needs to be tied to a responsible one; I suppose Kiashoe is the most mature of the group.
 

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