Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,051
a n00b! jelfish!
 
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yomamma said:
kicks YDOAPS from behind*

artman, maybe we can kill that thread together!
You grab one concrete shoe and take a bus (I think you're still too young to drive) and I'll grab his other concrete shoe and drive the other way.



:rolleyes: What's that Franzbear? Oh we're just trying to help you loose those concrete shoes. Right Yomamma? :biggrin:
 
  • #7,053
hmmm...
 
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Jelfish said:
It's been said that the person who ends a conversation often does it by saying something so profound, no response is necessary.
You heard that about this thread? :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :biggrin:
 
  • #7,055
yomamma and Artman, join me and we can rule the galaxy...no, that's not right...join me and we can kill franzbear :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yomamma and Artman, join me and we can rule the galaxy...no, that's not right...join me and we can kill franzbear :devil:
I want the galaxy. :approve:
 
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Artman said:
You grab one concrete shoe and take a bus (I think you're still too young to drive) and I'll grab his other concrete shoe and drive the other way.



:rolleyes: What's that Franzbear? Oh we're just trying to help you loose those concrete shoes. Right Yomamma? :biggrin:

You can't get concrete shoes off that way! Geez, leave you alone for a few minutes, and look at the trouble you're getting into. Franzbear, hold still while I put these grenades on your shoes. Once I pull the pins, just hold VERY VERY still.

*pulls pins and runs*

Kaaaabooooooooommmmmm! Blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm![/size]
 
  • #7,058
not enough power. I have eight 12-pound cases of c-4. hold still...

*runs*
KKKKAAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMM![/size]
 
  • #7,059
I wouldn't mind the grenade so much, except I had the concrete shoe and franzbear's leg in my car!
 
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Artman said:
I want the galaxy. :approve:
ok, how about both?
 
  • #7,061
What the hell... I think I'll just hide in a corner.
 
  • #7,062
:rolleyes: Ooh, look at Franzbear flying...and
Falling
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AAACCCKKKKK! Look out Franzbear! You're headed straight for the propellers on that helicopter getting ready for lift-off.

THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP
 
  • #7,063
okay, I have 200 50-pound cases of C-4. but we''l have to light a fuse so long, that we could get miles away.

*hooks up the c-4*
*lights the incredibly long fuse*
*runs*
[18 hours later]
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM![/size]
lets go and check on him...
 
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Jelfish said:
What the hell... I think I'll just hide in a corner.
Even corners aren't safe around here. Once you enter this thread, you never leave the same again. :devil:
 
  • #7,065
Okay, scientists estimate that franzbear is somewhere in the stratoshphere. they can see him falling, it looks like he'll land in sacremento, CA.
 
  • #7,066
what?! he is still alive?! he is worse than cats. and you know how greg hates cats
 
  • #7,067
they have word that he's just landed. and the FBI wans us for attempted murder. apperently, one of us is a spy who's been keeping close surveilance on us...
 
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attempted murder?! that is totally unfair...you don't get a nobel prize for attempted scientific breakthrough
 
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I think the spy is jelfish. he never tried to hurt franzbear!
 
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i never did trust him
 
  • #7,071
ban jelfish!
 
  • #7,072
Spy? Me? Never! Here, you can check my cufflinks.
 
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Jelfish said:
Spy? Me? Never! Here, you can check my cufflinks.
Oh, you think you can pull that one on us, huh? Let me see that tie tack of yours.
 
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NO! .. ahem. It has sentimental value. o:)
 
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Jelfish said:
NO! .. ahem. It has sentimental value. o:)
Oh, I just want to admire it. o:)

Franzbear, don't forget to tell the nice FBI guys about your adventures on airplanes and foreign countries, and the fun you have playing with explosives, and that shack we...er...I mean Artman burned down in the woods. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,076
it's a mic! i think he needs to borrow a pair of franzbear's special shoes :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
it's a mic! i think he needs to borrow a pair of franzbear's special shoes :devil:
Good idea. You go take care of Jelfish, and I'm going to head over to Quantico to see if I can help Franzbear with the FBI (and make sure he doesn't incriminate me with anything he tells them.)[/size]
 
  • #7,078
Shoes? Do they come in US size 11?
 
  • #7,079
here they are. try them on. we're going to the lake :devil:
 
  • #7,080
*bats eyelashes* Hi there Mr. FBI Guy! Wow, don't you look stunning in that suit and those sunglasses. I just wanted to find out if my son was okay. You really should get him some psychiatric counseling while you have him in custody. Poor kid has had a rough life. His father ran out on him at a very young age, and he's been having these delusions about people out to kill him and some fictitious "Genco Family." Don't believe any of it, he's just out of his mind. You might have to resort to electroshock therapy or a lobotomy.
 
  • #7,081
he doesn't need electrotherapy.

*gets out a quadruple dose of insulin*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
here they are. try them on. we're going to the lake :devil:

Hmm. I don't think I like these shoes. They're kind of heavy.

And why do you have horns?
 
  • #7,083
u'll wair them and you'll like it!
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
u'll wair them and you'll like it!

I'm not a baby anymore! I old enough to make my own decisions! You don't own me! :cry:
 
  • #7,085
don't make me get out the duct tape! :devil:
 
  • #7,086
Fine! I'll put on the stupid shoes.

Hmm.. why is there only one lace sticking out the front?
 
  • #7,087
it doesn't matter. now take a swim.
 
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Oh no! Jelfish, you won't be able to swim in those shoes! Here, throw this rope around your neck, I'll get my car and we can drag you out!



:rolleyes: Well, it worked for Franzbear.
 
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Meanwhile...
Franzbear is sitting in an interrogation room, just a bare bulb hanging overhead. The metal chairs are old, the old vinyl seats long ago worn off. The interrogators sit across the room in the shadows, only their silhouettes visible to Franzbear as he begins sweating from the heat of the bulb. That's when he realizes, they didn't put any ordinary bulb in that socket, it's a heating lamp!

The agent in the shadows speaks. "So, you're not going to talk, is that right?"

Franzbear sits silently; he knows if he says anything, anything at all, he's going to have to face the Genco bosses. Whatever the agents do to him, it won't be nearly half as bad as what the Genco bosses will do to him. The sweat starts dripping down his brow, and he's starting to feel a bit woozy from the heat and because they haven't fed him since his arrival.

The agent speaks again, "Well, if that's the way you want it, then I don't have any other choice."

The agent walks to the wall behind him, takes out a key and unlocks a box mounted there, he pushes a button inside the box and locks it again.

A shiny, metal box descends from the ceiling and surrounds Franzbear on all four sides. He suddenly realizes why they had a heating lamp in that socket. It's a giant EZ-Bake Oven!
 
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Moonbear said:
A shiny, metal box descends from the ceiling and surrounds Franzbear on all four sides. He suddenly realizes why they had a heating lamp in that socket. It's a giant EZ-Bake Oven!
At first that's what he thought. Then he realized it was the "cone of silence" From the Get Smart series.

The agent took a seat across from him under the other side of the cone and said, "Okay, what is this about people trying to get you? Who are the heads of the Genco Families?"

All Franzbear heard was, "Look at that steeple in the morning dew. You were red up the flagpole anomalies." Which made absolutely no sense to him whatsoever. So he said, "I can't understand what you are saying. Could you repeat it?"

The agent heard, "I banned shut you spaying. Would Sue eat it?" So he said, "Who's Sue?"

To which Franzbear replied, "Gesundtheit..."

<Several hours later>

The agent is beginning his search for the heads of the Genco families that he got from his interrogation: Cartmen, Botoxmamma, and the three bears. I think he'll have a little trouble finding us. :biggrin:
 
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Moonbear said:
It's a giant EZ-Bake Oven!

(OK, so Franzbear does go into the EZ-bake after the Get Smart thing...)

Using his credentials as as toxicologist/forensic scientist, Uncle Toxyn makes his way into Quantico, waving papers, spouting big scientific words and sporting an oversize labcoat.

*DING...yoink!*

"Mmmmm...smells pretty good, but this will never do... got to have my franzbear well done. OK sport, let get you outta here."

Stuffing franz underneath his labcoat, Toxyn stealthily spirits him away from those mean old G-men.

"Ahh, here we are at the morgue. Alright kiddo, let's get you into this nice comfy bodyba...I mean sleeping bag. Ohh almost forgot your sleeping pills, I know you have trouble what with all the nightmares. I still don't know where you get all these horrible images from :rolleyes: , jeez!"

*Cinches down this toe tag*

"It's OK, it's supposed to be tight, it just let's people know who you are so they don't have to wake you up. Now, let Uncle Toxyn zipp..uhhh..tuck you in. There, I'll just slide you in this cubby cus its nice and dark...good for sleeping. Don't worry if you start feeling warm later on, that's just the electric blanket kicking in, don't want to get cold. G'night pal!"

*Slams door, and tapes note to handle* "Cremate immediately"* :devil:
 
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Franzbear starts yelling, "Help me!"

But his muffled cries come out as, "Melt me!" So we turn up the knob and start the cremation process. :devil:
 
  • #7,093
Please; not that bloody cone of silence again!

Grabs Franzbear and traps him into my..cube of fortitude

EDIT:
Oops, I thought it was the cone of ignorance that had come up again.
well, it doesn't matter a lot. Not now.
 
  • #7,094
arildno said:
Please; not that bloody cone of silence again!

Grabs Franzbear and traps him into my..cube of fortitude

EDIT:
Oops, I thought it was the cone of ignorance that had come up again.
well, it doesn't matter a lot. Not now.
Oh no! Not the dreaded "Cone of Fortitude!" :cry: Poor Franzbear! We'll never get him out of there! :cry: How can we save him? :cry: He'll die in... Oh wait there's a door. :smile:

<opens door>

Let's go Franzbear. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,095
Yoink!
*snatches franzbear*
franz, have you ever gone cliff diving? I think we should go to niagra falls. lots of rocks to break your fall. no, they don't hurt, and if they do, you won't be feeling the pain very soon after... :devil:

okay, ready, JUMP!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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CRASH![/size]
 
  • #7,096
Your noise can wake up people from their midnight dream that I have a younger sister...:biggrin:
 
  • #7,097
more n00bs!

well, I got the word that franzbear was found under the falls, and was taken to a hospital. he was actually dead for 5 minutes, but a doctor named Emieno revived him :mad:
 
  • #7,098
Nooooo, it is now 4:30 local time and I just woke up after hearing some cats mew. :-(
Franzbear will die again soon. How soon ? I don't know.
 
  • #7,099
Don't post again emieno. I need a long-time kill. don't post in this thread for a few hours
 
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yomamma said:
more n00bs!

well, I got the word that franzbear was found under the falls, and was taken to a hospital. he was actually dead for 5 minutes, but a doctor named Emieno revived him :mad:
That's okay, we're going to send Franz out again. It seems he forgot his concrete swim fins last time. :smile:

okay, ready, JUMP Again!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Oh shoot. He jumped before putting on his concrete swim fins again! Here you go Franzbear! Catch!
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BAM!
BOP!
Oops, that one got his head.
CRASH!
 

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