Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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yomamma said:
not a chance :approve:
do you want to bet on it?
 
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mathwonk said:
those guys in the hall of fame are pikers. shoot, i killed 43 threads just in the first 3 pages of the tensor analysis forum alone.

this reminds me of all the times when i come into a room and everyone else leaves.

we'll see if i can kill this leviathan, but i doubt it.


Who's next to post here?
Matt Grime?
 
  • #7,253
yourdadonapogostick said:
do you want to bet on it?
okay, whoever wins gets a complimentary premium membership from greg.


this is my chance! :rolleyes: [/size]
 
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i will win
 
  • #7,255
people, wasn't this thread closed? :devil:
a waste of bandwidth..
 
  • #7,256
not any more
 
  • #7,257
killage...!
 
  • #7,258
killage...by me! :devil:
 
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Monique said:
people, wasn't this thread closed? :devil:
a waste of bandwidth..
Blame Evo. :devil: We warned her it was going to be like dragging around Uncle Bernie, a poor, dead thread, being propped up and abused. We should lock up all these kids around here for abuse of a corpse!
 
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moonbear is their leader. lock her up! :devil:
 
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yeah!
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
moonbear is their leader. lock her up! :devil:
Darn, I thought being a leader would have some perks. Can't I at least get some of you to bow down and kiss my feet or something? Maybe wash the windows or take out the trash once in a while? Where have all my minions gone? I made them all those poofy hats and swooshy capes, and they've all abandoned their posts! I better go check the cancer clinic and laundromat, maybe they're all over in one of those places.
 
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pogo, don't kiss her feet! you'll die! no, no poison, but it's moonbear's feet!
 
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Moonbear said:
Darn, I thought being a leader would have some perks. Can't I at least get some of you to bow down and kiss my feet or something? Maybe wash the windows or take out the trash once in a while? Where have all my minions gone? I made them all those poofy hats and swooshy capes, and they've all abandoned their posts! I better go check the cancer clinic and laundromat, maybe they're all over in one of those places.
with the poofy hat and the swooshy cape, i thought you wanted me to go fight crime. :smile:
 
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yomamma said:
pogo, don't kiss her feet! you'll die! no, no poison, but it's moonbear's feet!
If you're that worried, perhaps you should wash my feet before you kiss them. :-p
 
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And if feet bother you that much, maybe you should just stay out of this thread, because I've got my shoes and socks off and am stomping all over this thread! :devil:
 
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I know how to get rid of you!
 
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Lisa! said:
I know how to get rid of you!
You might have noticed that nobody has managed that yet. Artman is the only other original thread-killer champion left aside from me, and he took a LOOOOOONG break in the middle, so I think even he's lost the endurance challenge.
 
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Let's see!
 
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i will be the one that kills this thread!
 
  • #7,272
no, me!

and who sent me the PM as franzbear?
 
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I will kill this thread. Franzbear must die!
 
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Nice joke!
 
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joke?...confused...:confused:
 
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Oh I'm really curious how you want to kill this thread with this high amount of cleverness and intelligence! :biggrin: :biggrin: (Take it easy!But think about it)I know I'm confusing sometimes but for sure not this time!
 
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this thread will die at my hands...until i go on holiday and the rest of you decide to kill it while i am gone and close it...[/color]
 
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Time will show us!
 
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yes, it will
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yes, it will


I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
 
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Oh thanks to share your idea with us!Although we've never asked about it!
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
I have to agree with you! So I think I should stop posting here! :cry:
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
that is why you guys should let me kill this thread :smile:
 
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Townsend said:
I hate this thread...the world has the power to communicate like never before and this is how we use it.
I agree. Everyone else should leave this thread now!


Sorry Lisa, I didn't see you said the same thing. "Great minds think alike" (and so do ours I guess). :biggrin:
 
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arildno said:
Who's next to post here?
Matt Grime?
:smile: I guess anything is possible. I was shocked enough to see mathwonk down here in the pit. I thought it was beneath him.
 
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6th post...
 
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I'm not leaving franzbear!
 
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honestrosewater said:
:smile: I guess anything is possible. I was shocked enough to see mathwonk down here in the pit. I thought it was beneath him.
:smile: I think it's been too quiet upstairs in the main forums, everyone is coming down here to find out what the noise is coming from the basement. :-p
 
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why do we get the basement? GD is far more active than the other forums, and there's a gas leak down here!
 
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Moonbear said:
:smile: I think it's been too quiet upstairs in the main forums, everyone is coming down here to find out what the noise is coming from the basement. :-p

Doe's this basement ever flood?
 
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sometimes. the last flood just got cleaned up. you can see the puddles on the floor.
 
  • #7,292
Are you sure that's flood water or has someone pee'd themselves?
 
  • #7,293
A simple taste test would let you know for sure :)
 
  • #7,294
might be one of the strings. probably artatia or groot.
 
  • #7,295
That's an interesting 'string' theory :)
 
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why does everyone post when i am asleep?
 
  • #7,297
because you live in indiana. nobody else here does.
 
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maybe it's because i go to sleep at 4am and wake up at 1pm.
 
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Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!
 
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cronxeh said:
Out of 8809 posts in this thread, 2003 belong to Moonbear

It seems this thread is more of Moonbear's monologue, and our comments sandwiched between the thoughts

ohh its going to hurt to walk in the morning for this!

Thread statisticians deserve pain
 

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