Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yes, pain...severe pain...*gets out chainsaw*

Red hot pokers are better.
 
  • #7,303
*heats up the chain*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
*heats up the chain*

Wearing protective gloves, i hope
 
  • #7,305
well, duh!

now where did he go?
 
  • #7,306
yourdadonapogostick said:
well, duh!

now where did he go?

He's under the table
 
  • #7,307
oops, caught the table on fire...
 
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Moonbear said:
You might have noticed that nobody has managed that yet. Artman is the only other original thread-killer champion left aside from me, and he took a LOOOOOONG break in the middle, so I think even he's lost the endurance challenge.
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
 
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like...a cat?
 
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Artman said:
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
 
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yomamma said:
... and there's a gas leak down here!
That seems to follow you around. :biggrin:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
I would have gone with "like a duck on a june bug", but that's just me.
Ducks pounce on june bugs? Who'da though
it.
 
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Oh by the way, the table is burning and MIH is pouncing on June bugs like a duck.
 
  • #7,314
****...gas leak...burning table...uh oh!

*runs*
 
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I notice that while everyone is distracted by the attractive MIH as she does her duck imitation, I poor gasoline on the buring table and start piling thread on it like...well...like a duck pouncing on...no that doesn't work...like a goose piling june bugs on a burning table. :biggrin:

No that's not quite right either. Anyway the thread is currently engulfed in flame. You better all leave. :smile:
 
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OH MY GOSH I FORGOT YOMAMMA's GAS LEAK!


BOOOMMMM!
 
  • #7,317
maybe he is finally dead!
 
  • #7,318
i knew better than to come in here.
*picks up duck and june bugs and exits*
 
  • #7,319
My wings are like a shield of steel. :devil: :-p
 
  • #7,320
wow, little franzie is still alive! how can i kill him?
 
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Math Is Hard said:
i knew better than to come in here.
*picks up duck and june bugs and exits*
Aww come back. It was a cute simile.
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
wow, little franzie is still alive! how can i kill him?
You can't. His wings are like a shield of Titanium.
 
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i'll find a way
 
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Artman said:
What! I'm just waiting for you to actually take a vacation and then I'll pounce on this thread like...well...like something that pounces on threads. :devil:

You'll get your chance soon.
 
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...or will he?
 
  • #7,326
hmmm...nice try killing franzbear
 
  • #7,327
i will try...and i will succeed
 
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will not, because you're offline, I'm posting, and I'll win!
 
  • #7,329
no, I win. you lose...and that makes you a loser!
 
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This is such a pathetic sight, to see poor Franzbear living in squalor amidst all this graffiti. :frown:
 
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http://myspace-853.vo.llnwd.net/00161/35/88/161098853_l.jpg
 
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i don't get it. me=chem n00b
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i don't get it. me=chem n00b

Ones nasty
 
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could you explain it, please?
 
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I don't get it
 
  • #7,336
i already said that
 
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me=chem n00b
 
  • #7,338
do you want to fight?
 
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do you want to fight?
 
  • #7,340
yea, sure. *gets out heated chainsaw*
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yea, sure. *gets out heated chainsaw*

Can i have his bones for benji please :biggrin:
 
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yea...take them...
 
  • #7,343
Heh, I remember opening this thread when the first post was made.. That was a few months back. I notice many of the older posters have left, while some new ones have also joined in return.
 
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yea, sure. *gets out heated chainsaw*
 
  • #7,345
kinda late on that one
 
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Knavish said:
Heh, I remember opening this thread when the first post was made.. That was a few months back. I notice many of the older posters have left, while some new ones have also joined in return.
We haven't all left, but the only thing keeping us in here is the sheer determination of not letting one of these new kids polluting the poor thread win the title!
 
  • #7,347
so, is it dead after the first or second page?
 
  • #7,348
okay, I'm bored of mimicing pogo he's boring...
 
  • #7,349
Oh, good, because you were both getting boring. :zzz: Goodnight Franzbear.
 
  • #7,350
Why has this been re-opened AGAIN!?
 

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