Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Math Is Hard said:
LOL! :smile: And make sure you take the freeways back home when you're done playing with your new friends. That's the safest route.

Oh, but do drive nice and slow. We don't want you to get hurt. If someone tries to rush you by honking the horn, you just give them the finger and let them know who's boss. :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
We'll get you some new teeth too, stronger, faster, better teeth. Really shiny ones that Moonbear will just love.

Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:
 
  • #4,413
Huckleberry said:
Hey, Now that Bicycle Tree is asleep what do you say we shave off one of his eyebrows and take a few photos for all his friends?

No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:

BTW, I have participated in all these at some point in my life, I just won't say how...
 
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DocToxyn said:
No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:
I've got it! We put the shaving cream on his hands, tickle his face. The, to "clean" his hands, we'll dip them in warm water. Now, quickly, dict tape him to his bed and slip those eggs in for a urine and egg mixture. Now, we take him to the elevator and press all the buttons. :-p
 
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DocToxyn said:
No wait, let's dip his hand in warm water...no,no let's put egg whites in his shorts...oooh no let's put shaving cream on his hands and tickle his face, no let's move him and his matress into the elevator...no let's duct tape him into his bed...no, wait lets... :rolleyes: :devil:

BTW, I have participated in all these at some point in my life, I just won't say how...

If you're going to send him to every floor in the elevator, you should stick a keg of beer in there with him to appease those who were planning to use the elevator and are inconvenienced by his snoring.
 
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DocToxyn said:
Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:

:smile: Okay, how many of the young 'uns around here do you think don't know that reference?
 
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If you're going to send him to every floor in the elevator, you should stick a keg of beer in there with him to appease those who were planning to use the elevator and are inconvenienced by his snoring.
We could just give him some sleeping pills, put him in a potato sack, and leave him in the dumpster on garbage day. :-p
 
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You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

Anyway I already have a moustache.
 
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BicycleTree said:
You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

Anyway I already have a moustache.
Oh darn, he's awake. I was going to handcuff him to a bed in a sleezy hotel and hire a prostitute to wake him up. We'll have to take all his money before we let the prostitute in the room. We'll give it back to him later.

Hey, anyone up for a round of beers on Bicycle Tree? What a great guy!
 
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BicycleTree said:
You people... this is one reason why I do not live in a dorm.

See all the fun you miss out on?! :-p
 
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Huckleberry said:
Hey, anyone up for a round of beers on Bicycle Tree? What a great guy!

Oh, hey, thanks BT! You're such a swell guy! :biggrin:
 
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DocToxyn said:
Huck, what are you thinking? The last thing we need is to pull a "Lee Majors" on little franzbear. He's hard enough to get rid of without him being the "Six-Million Dollar Kid". :cry:
Oh, C'mon. I would get a kick out of hearing the music every time he ate something.
"Take another bite of that cheeseburger, franzbear."
"Dadadadadadadadadadada" CHONP
*round of laughter and hand clapping*
"Do it again franzbear. Do it again."
 
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What the hell happened to that picture?
 
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yomamma said:
dict tape him to his bed
That sounds unnecessarily cruel. :eek:
 
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I hate those large faces they totally screw up my computer!
 
  • #4,426
Can I come play in your thread? :blushing: I just dropped my toaster in the bath and I thought you might know someone who could swim to the bottom and fish out the toast for me. They can have half as a reward, I've got some yummy jam.
 
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icvotria said:
Can I come play in your thread? :blushing:
The more the merrier. You'd better get over that blushing, though; it's clothing-optional. :-p
 
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THERE we go.

Sure thing, icvotria. *unplugs toaster* *smashes tub with sledgehammer* *waits for water to pour out* *gets toast*
 
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yomamma said:
I hate those large faces they totally screw up my computer!

In what way? I think they're just text using special characters, nothing that should even be slow loading. :confused:
 
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icvotria said:
Can I come play in your thread? :blushing: I just dropped my toaster in the bath and I thought you might know someone who could swim to the bottom and fish out the toast for me. They can have half as a reward, I've got some yummy jam.

franzbear will do it for you. We know from previous experience that he's immune to the effects of electrocution.
 
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Danger said:
it's clothing-optional. :-p
Then I opt to wear a straw boater and some chaps. :approve:
 
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Moonbear said:
franzbear will do it for you. We know from previous experience that he's immune to the effects of electrocution.
That's very kind of him. Tell him not to bother the piranahs I keep in the bath.
 
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Moonbear said:
In what way? I think they're just text using special characters, nothing that should even be slow loading. :confused:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?
 
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Huckleberry said:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?
Yes, it is. And my computer gets very slow.
 
  • #4,435
icvotria said:
Then I opt to wear a straw boater and some chaps. :approve:
My kinda gal. :wink:
 
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icvotria said:
That's very kind of him. Tell him not to bother the piranahs I keep in the bath.

Oh, even better, why don't we give him some hamburger to take in with him so the nice piranhas will come close enough for him to pet. franzbear really likes to learn about new animals.
 
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Damn, I knew I'd spell piranhas wrong. That darned tricky H.
 
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Huckleberry said:
I have problems with them too. Well, not problems really. Whenever I'm scrolling down the posts it drags as I come across those graphics. It looks like everything gets all scrambled up and some things reload faster than other parts of the screen and I feel like I'm in limbo. Nothing is actually getting messed up except my comprehension of what I'm looking at.

Yomamma, is that the kind of problem you are having too?

In that case, maybe it's time to ask BT to stop posting those. I didn't have a problem with his recent "artwork" since it stayed small enough to scroll past quickly, but if it's causing people problems, hopefully he'll be considerate and stop (or just post them somewhere else where those who don't have a problem viewing them can enjoy them without them disturbing those can't view them without it bogging down their computers...BT, why don't you resurrect that thread with the bicycle art in it for those pictures?).
 
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icvotria said:
Damn, I knew I'd spell piranhas wrong. That darned tricky H.
Yeha, toshe darn h's are really tricky.
I got someone else to play with wehn tinghs get slow around ereh.
Yeha!

Uhckleberry
 
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Argh, that made my eyes ache! Can cats dream? My cat's asleep but she's making little cat noises. Perhaps she dreams of mice-pigs...