Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,701
Evo said:
:-p You noticed, I was wondering if anyone would notice. :-p
Of course my dearest evo. :blushing:
 
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  • #7,702
Smurf said:
Of course my dearest evo. :blushing:
A man that notices the little things... :!) :!) :!)
 
  • #7,703
Evo said:
Moonbear, you are expected to stay in a hotel with internet access until your new home is ready to go. :devil: This place will quickly go to hell in a handbasket if you aren't here. :devil: Sorry, but you have obligations to Franzbear. I will be forced to notify the proper authorities if you abandon this thread for a prolonged period. :devil:

It'll be harder on me than on Franzbear. His Uncles Artman and Toxyn will probably be taking him on some camping trip, playing with fireworks for Labor Day, throwing wild parties with the most unsavory sort of guests...and I'll miss it all! :cry:

(Note to self: Find out if there are any wireless hotspots in Morgantown.)
 
  • #7,704
Evo said:
A man that notices the little things... :!) :!) :!)
He needs a woman who can do the same. :smile:



Just kidding smurf. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,705
Artman said:
He needs a woman who can do the same. :smile:
Jest as ye will. I'm plenty confident with myself. Which is more than can be said for most.
 
  • #7,706
oh, my god! everyone who posts in franzbear is dissapearing! if we continue posting... :bugeye: we'll disappear too!
 
  • #7,707
yomamma said:
oh, my god! everyone who posts in franzbear is dissapearing! if we continue posting... :bugeye: we'll disappear too!
:devil: Now if you'll just step through this door over here...don't pay any attention to those warning lights, they're just for show.
 
  • #7,708
due to previous attemtps of getting rid of me. I know your tricks. I am stable
 
  • #7,709
I meant Franzbear of course. o:) Unless you'd like to go with him...
 
  • #7,710
no. and where are the little stings? haven't heard a peep outta them...
 
  • #7,711
Doesn't Franzbear complain he's delongating? :confused:
 
  • #7,712
shhh! I'm looking for groot!
 
  • #7,713
They're playing hide and seek.
 
  • #7,714
two oppositely charged lice of opposite gender on a blonde's head decide to reproduce, find the initial speed of either lice if the mass is 5 mg and charge is 5 mC. find the distance the lice will fly off the blonde's head and estimate the probability density area for a biohazard zone if the lice are carrying a blonde gene syndrom
booyakasha!
 
  • #7,715
Moonbear said:
They're playing hide and seek.
I told them not to play that game after bear! was severed in half :rolleyes: :bugeye:
 
  • #7,716
yomamma said:
I told them not to play that game after bear! was severed in half :rolleyes: :bugeye:
Ooh, that could be bad. If a thread is split in half, it grows up into two threads, doesn't it? :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,717
no, they're little strings. you just knot them back together, it mends, and they can untie themselves.

groot! stop using that voodoo doll of kiashoe!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH![/size]

moonbear, a little help
 
  • #7,718
yomamma said:
no, they're little strings. you just knot them back together, it mends, and they can untie themselves.

groot! stop using that voodoo doll of kiashoe!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH![/size]

moonbear, a little help
Well, you seemed to be having so much fun playing with all the little strings, I thought I'd leave you alone with them a bit longer. :devil: Have you figured out which end gets diapered and which end gets fed yet?
 
  • #7,719
no. why do you think groot's so worked up? uh oh...he's telling ovo to jump off the roof...groot!
 
  • #7,720
Ovo? One of them was named Ovo? I think we might have picked up a few strays!
 
  • #7,721
I mean Yovo
 
  • #7,722
That's a relief! There's already too many to keep track of, we don't need any strays wandering in causing more trouble. Groot alone is trouble enough. :rolleyes: Groot, get down off of there!
 
  • #7,723
umm...Yovo looks pretty dead... should we put groot in his cage?

oh, I know that some strays are aroung here. I found a ball of yarn yesterday, and found out that 13 of them were just trying to keep warm. their names are
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and chreg.

chreg...opposite of groot, would you say?
 
  • #7,724
yomamma said:
umm...Yovo looks pretty dead... should we put groot in his cage?

oh, I know that some strays are aroung here. I found a ball of yarn yesterday, and found out that 13 of them were just trying to keep warm. their names are
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, and chreg.

chreg...opposite of groot, would you say?
:smile: Chreg! :smile: For some reason, it brings to mind Shrek! :smile:
 
  • #7,725
I know. but if he's the opposite of groot, he's probably an angel.


watch out! groot's dropping brick from the roof!
 
  • #7,726
yomamma said:
watch out! groot's dropping brick from the roof!

THUNK![/size]

Ooh, that lump must really hurt, Franzbear. :eek:
 
  • #7,727
oh look! chreg is trying to stop groot. what a good string...


thunk!

THUNK!

AAAHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #7,728
Oh, look at cute little Toxysa! dancing with the snakes over there. She's a real charmer. :smile:
 
  • #7,729
no, I think she's having a seizure. you know she's epileptic, and groot bought a new strobe light :eek:
 
  • #7,730
yomamma said:
no, I think she's having a seizure. you know she's epileptic, and groot bought a new strobe light :eek:
Oh dear, I thought she just had a speech impediment.

Artatia, if you keep trying to put bows in Ivangral's hair, I'm not going to stop him from trying to punch you! :rolleyes:
 
  • #7,731
hmmm...did some research on this thread. turns out that post #666 has a little devil face in it
 
  • #7,732
uh oh, #3 is now pulling artatia out from ivangral, and now artatia is pulling out a gun...

BANG!
BANG![/size]

thank god she can't aim. all she hit was the celing support rod...wait!
THUDDD![/size]
 
  • #7,733
yomamma said:
uh oh, #3 is now pulling artatia out from ivangral, and now artatia is pulling out a gun...

BANG!
BANG![/size]

thank god she can't aim. all she hit was the celing support rod...wait!
THUDDD![/size]
SPLAT![/size]

Oh, don't worry, it just got Franzbear. He's had worse happen. Dansos, go get some ice for your papa's head, please.
 
  • #7,734
moonbear, dansos is the one who was almost convicted of a triple murder...great decision! A+!
 
  • #7,735
love these names :-p
 
  • #7,736
yomamma said:
moonbear, dansos is the one who was almost convicted of a triple murder...great decision! A+!
Wait, stop, Dansos, I meant wet ice, not dry ice! Look at poor Franzbear, his head is frozen through and he's asphyxiated on the carbon dioxide. :frown:
 
  • #7,737
wet ice eh? Yeah, the sun is rather dark this time of day too.
 
  • #7,738
Smurf said:
wet ice eh? Yeah, the sun is rather dark this time of day too.

Meh, haven't you ever heard it called wet ice to distinguish it from dry ice? Maybe it's just that I'm used to suppliers specifying wet or dry ice when they ship stuff frozen, because it tells us what to expect and what temperature to store it at when it arrives in the lab.
 
  • #7,739
i.. ah forget it
 
  • #7,740
cronxeh said:
i.. ah forget it
Took the words right out of my mouth
 
  • #7,741
Pogomath, did you forget to lock the door again? We keep getting this riff-raff showing up in the middle of the night and spraypainting graffiti all over the place. You know it's your job to check the door is locked. Don't make me give that chore to one of your sisters, you won't like the one you get instead!
 
  • #7,742
I can see that you got them under control...oh..except for groot and dansos with your swiss knife collection...
 
  • #7,743
:redface: I turned my back for just a moment. :frown: Look at this yarn all over the place...good thing it wasn't any of their siblings.

Dansos! No running with scissors!
 
  • #7,744
too late

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  • #7,745
at least kiashoe was the oldest. let's set up the funeral, I had dansos arrested. he'l be facing trial next month
 
  • #7,746
yomamma said:
at least kiashoe was the oldest. let's set up the funeral, I had dansos arrested. he'l be facing trial next month
:cry: Not kiashoe! :cry: She was one of my favorites. :frown: I hope they hang Dansos for this! :mad:
 
  • #7,747
well, this was such a horrible case, that they did the trial early. dansos was found guilty for murder in the 1st degree, and since the adult thread age is 1 day, they gave him the death sentance. :eek: he will not be hanged , but he will be given the gas chamber. I got some front row tickets, want to come? :biggrin:

and some good news, kiashoe is being held on life-support at the hospital. they knotted her up. she will be in a wheelchair the rest of her life. :cry:
 
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:frown: (WARNING: this may be disturbing)
 

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Evo said:
:frown: (WARNING: this may be disturbing)
And everyone thought blindness or hairy palms was the worst that could happen! :eek: :bugeye: The poor kittens!
 
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what does this have to do with...anything?
 

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