Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #7,601
:devil: :devil: :devil:
:devil: o:) :devil: reminds me of poor Franzbear! :cry:
:devil: :devil: :devil:




Artman said:
I read that American Indians did not settle in West Virginia because they considered it evil. It was a dubious source, so I looked up population studies for Indians online, and he was right, they didn't settle there. You should fit right in.

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  • #7,602
Lisa! said:
:devil: :devil: :devil:
:devil: o:) :devil: reminds me of poor Franzbear! :cry:
:devil: :devil: :devil:




:smile: :smile: :smile:
Poor Franzbear. Poor sweet innocent Franzbear.

Now where did he get to? Yomamma, where did you duct tape Franzbear now?

I've greased his ladder to make the trip to the roof easier. :biggrin:
 
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:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
:biggrin: :rolleyes: :biggrin:
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

you guys: :biggrin:
me: :devil:
 
  • #7,604
and, since the roof is at an 81 degree angle, and franzbear'scovered with grease, I put some nails sticking up for a grip into his feet :devil:
 
  • #7,605
Evo said:
They weren't that close to the heart... :blushing: But, I've heard that a man's brain is between his :bugeye:

Nevermind.
That warms the cockles of my brain.
:smile: :smile:
 
  • #7,606
yomamma said:
and, since the roof is at an 81 degree angle, and franzbear'scovered with grease, I put some nails sticking up for a grip into his feet :devil:
That's a great idea yomamma! You know he needs to take a hammer and a few buckets of nails up with him also.



someone hit that switch over there to the electro-magnet I put under the ladder. :devil:
 
  • #7,607
Artman, I've just come here again because of that post of yours!
 
  • #7,608
the electromagnet's broke! nooooo! I mean.. noooo![/size]

ok, he's gettingon the roof. ewww..the nails are at least working:
AAAAAHHHHHH![/size]
hmmm...
 
  • #7,609
o:) o:) o:)
o:) :blushing: o:)
o:) o:) o:)



Who's :blushing: in this one?
 
  • #7,610
I can tell you, I'm one of the o:) s
 
  • #7,611
yomamma said:
I can tell you, I'm one of the o:) s
:bugeye: :bugeye:These o:) s aren't PF's members! And they're all women in this one!
 
  • #7,612
that is why I was being sarchastic :approve: :biggrin:
 
  • #7,613
yomamma said:
the electromagnet's broke! nooooo! I mean.. noooo![/size]

ok, he's gettingon the roof. ewww..the nails are at least working:
AAAAAHHHHHH![/size]
hmmm...
Hmmm. I wonder what's wrong with that darn electromagnet?

<Artman checks the wiring and sees it's plugged into the faulty outlet. He quickly switches over to a good outlet and tries the switch again.>

Ah. Now it's working. It's attracting Franzbear's hammer as he's holding it over his head.

BANG![/size]

Ooooh. That hammer pulled right back at his head.
That had to hurt.[/size] Ut oh, now the hammer is dragging him over to the edge of the roof, right across yomamma's nails! Oooh!That had to hurt.[/size] Wow! that hammer pulled Franzbear right off that roof!That had to hurt.[/size]

Hmmm. Now here come the nails.
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And the Nail bucket

Clank![/size] :-p :devil:
 
  • #7,614
Lisa! said:
Artman, I've just come here again because of that post of yours!
Good to have you back Lisa! :approve:
 
  • #7,615
Artman said:
Hmmm. I wonder what's wrong with that darn electromagnet?

<Artman checks the wiring and sees it's plugged into the faulty outlet. He quickly switches over to a good outlet and tries the switch again.>

Ah. Now it's working. It's attracting Franzbear's hammer as he's holding it over his head.

BANG![/size]

Ooooh. That hammer pulled right back at his head.
That had to hurt.[/size] Ut oh, now the hammer is dragging him over to the edge of the roof, right across yomamma's nails! Oooh!That had to hurt.[/size] Wow! that hammer pulled Franzbear right off that roof!That had to hurt.[/size]

Hmmm. Now here come the nails.
Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]Thunk Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]
Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]
Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]
Thunk Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]
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Thunk[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunk th th thiist[/size]Thunk[/size]Thunkthunkthunk thunk[/size]fiszThunk[/size]


And the Nail bucket

Clank![/size] :-p :devil:

I forgot about that steel plate in his head and those pins in his leg.
 
  • #7,616
ahh.. pip pip cheerio's top of the morning, thread
 
  • #7,617
Moonbear said:
I forgot about that steel plate in his head and those pins in his leg.
Oh my gosh, that dump truck over there is beginning to roll toward him...
 
  • #7,618
Oh my gosh, it's full of scrap metal!
 
  • #7,619
Sharp scrap metal!


sssssccckkkkkeewwww!AHHHHHHHHHHH! poing !plonck!bonk!sscckkkewwww!'

he' sbeen knocked unconsious. holy crap, how powerful is that magnet?! oh no, and army helicopter!

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW...


BOOM!
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  • #7,620
dude... get a job
 
  • #7,621
too young. stop telling me to get a job.
 
  • #7,622
yomamma said:
too young. stop telling me to get a job.

I thought that you were just focused on education right now.
 
  • #7,623
Ivan Seeking said:
I thought that you were just focused on education right now.
Are you suggesting this thread isn't educational? :rolleyes: There must be at least a half dozen psychology students using this thread for their dissertation projects! :-p
 
  • #7,624
touche Mooncubby
 
  • #7,625
ah..the hours of entertainment at PF
 
  • #7,626
Moonbear said:
Are you suggesting this thread isn't educational? :rolleyes: There must be at least a half dozen psychology students using this thread for their dissertation projects! :-p

And you give the philosophers a bad time? :eek:

:biggrin:
 
  • #7,627
Ivan Seeking said:
And you give the philosophers a bad time? :eek:

:biggrin:
Finally, my life has meaning! :biggrin:
 
  • #7,628
Artman said:
Finally, my life has meaning! :biggrin:
To make the philosophers feel good about themselves? :biggrin:
 
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  • #7,630
how can that count, but "hmmm..." doesn't?
 
  • #7,631
hmmm, looks like fransbear has some nasty metal cuts, a few bandaids, and a couple of asprins and a good nights sleep in the Murphy bed should fix him right up.
Nite' Franzbear...click..opps wrong switch...bed closes up in wall.
 
  • #7,632
Does anyone hear that banging from inside the wall? Hmm...wonder what it is? Do you think it could be mice? Better have the exterminator into spray in the walls just in case.
 
  • #7,633
Hummm. I think I hear some banging in the walls too. It seems to be coming from over here. Hummm. This area of wall seems loose.


<Takes out hammer and nails and nails the wall shut.>

There. That's better. Still hear some thumping though. Hummm.

<Takes out some wallboard tape and gypboard compound (the quick drying kind) and tapes and seals the openings.>

There. That's better the sound's all gone now. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,634
uh, oh, the wall's breaking... :rolleyes:
CRASH![/size]

franzbear! you ruined a perfectly good wall! and you inhaled all that drywall. well, as soon as you fix the wall, we'll take you to the hospital
 
  • #7,635
yomamma said:
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Well, I was going to mention that the 9000th post or 9000th response is again in sight. But maybe not. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,636
evo, please don't delee any more posts.
 
  • #7,637
Astronuc said:
Well, I was going to mention that the 9000th post or 9000th response is again in sight. But maybe not. :biggrin:
:smile: How many times do you think we can claim the 9000th reply?
 
  • #7,638
however many times until Evo gets it
 
  • #7,639
yomamma said:
however many times until Evo gets it

I know you haven't read all 9000 posts, so consider that she's doing everyone a favor and making the thread more readable by getting rid of the boring, pointless stuff posted at silly-o-clock! :biggrin:
 
  • #7,640
i don't think i will get it. i have pretty much stopped posting in this thread in the past like week.
 
  • #7,641
Moonbear said:
pointless stuff posted at silly-o-clock! :biggrin:
isn't that the whole thread?
 
  • #7,642
I feel so sleepy and what should I say before goin to bed that can also pinpoint a funny joke at you at the same time now, now NOW

Oh well I am killing this thread..
 
  • #7,643
no, you're not. your attemts are as sad as pogo's
 
  • #7,644
yourdadonapogostick said:
isn't that the whole thread?
No, it isn't. Look at all the efforts Artman, yomamma and I have put into nurture Franzbear the past few days. That is what the thread is about. :approve:
 
  • #7,645
nurture or torture?

and what's happening with franzbear right now, anyway?
 
  • #7,646
yomamma said:
no, you're not. your attemts are as sad as pogo's
grrr...:mad::mad:
 
  • #7,647
*opens Moonbear's fridge and looks around for any beer*

aww only root beer.. come on!
 
  • #7,648
we gave some to franzbear to ease the pain. you can do a lot more with him once he's numb
 
  • #7,649
cronxeh said:
*opens Moonbear's fridge and looks around for any beer*

aww only root beer.. come on!
I hide the good stuff from the freeloaders! :biggrin:

If you ever want to play a mean trick on Brits, offer them a root beer! I've never known one to like it (then again, I didn't like it when I was a kid either, must have been the quarter British in me; I outgrew that and like it now).
 
  • #7,650
to make it even better, you do do it like "do you want a *cough* root *cough* beer?".
 

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