Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #8,901
my, god franzbear! you whine like a woman! Anyway, make us a coffee table because we don't have one. you know how to do it! yes that's it! I'll help with the legs. Okayh, I'm going to take this wide piece of wood and cut into two small legs. I'll send it through this saw, uh oh, I t's not stopping, watch out, its going to hit you in the head!

tonk.[/size]

I told you to watch out Now you ruined the legs, and the saw is worn out. okay, we'll have to use the jigsaw...

now, hold it like this, and send it through...now, let's a a curvy modern design, move it a little to the left to mak the curve, a little more, no! too far!

BUUZZZZ...AAAAAAAHHHHH![/size]

you need to take up a less dangerous hobby franzbear, you're such a baby and you're not fit for woodworking...
 
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  • #8,902
Tell me... Franzbear,

What does it feel like to have a needle placed into your eye?
 
  • #8,903
this reminds me of that movie ZOMBIE. where the girl's eye is SOOO SLOWLY pushed into that needle
 
  • #8,904
sewing! i'll get my little sister to teach you franzbear...u can be the pin-cusion.
 
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  • #8,905
yeah, it's pretty nasty
 
  • #8,906
Just ordered this keychain :approve:

http://www.firestoreonline.com/ProductImages/novelty/keychain.staroflife.full.jpg
 
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  • #8,907
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you

a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above
 
  • #8,908
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above
I vote all of the above! :rolleyes: I guess that means except (e), unless I'm hanging out with a philosopher, in which case I'll include (e) just to see what happens to them. :smile: :devil:
 
  • #8,909
yomamma said:
this reminds me of that movie ZOMBIE. where the girl's eye is SOOO SLOWLY pushed into that needle
That's just great isn't it?
 
  • #8,910
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above

I'd probably have to find out why he collapsed first

other than the brownies Moonie might've fed him.. there could be the never ending cycle of life threat against it too
 
  • #8,911
cronxeh said:
I'd probably have to find out why he collapsed first
other than the brownies Moonie might've fed him.. there could be the never ending cycle of life threat against it too
you waste way too much time on details. you're going to have to move faster than that if you want to save lives. I say shock him first, ask questions later. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,912
Math Is Hard said:
so cronxeh, if franzbear collapses in front of you, will you
a) shock him with paddles
b) inject substances into his heart
c) smack him around
d) walk away and snicker
e) none of the above

:-p :biggrin: Smack him with paddles and inject him with snickers.
 
  • #8,913
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:
 
  • #8,914
yomamma said:
OMg, I just realized that I'm much cooler than I thought I was :smile:

-Pfft-

*stabs franzbear*

Maybe it was really that easy...
 
  • #8,915
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
 
  • #8,916
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:


I didn't know how to react :cry:
 
  • #8,917
Moonbear said:
Yeah, that last comment of yomamma's apparently left us all speechless. :biggrin:
I thought I was in the twilight zone
:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :rolleyes: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:
Where everything was all twisted up from normal.
 
  • #8,918
damn! I has a 49 hour kill!
 
  • #8,919
Seriously though, this thread needs to just die.

*kicks franz bear in the face*

There, that's better now.
 
  • #8,920
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.
 
  • #8,921
That only happened when evo killed it BY CLOSING IT.


I will kill it. and you won't :-p nyah-nyah-nyah!
 
  • #8,922
Moonbear said:
It'll never die. Even if yomamma kills it, he'd feel guilty and start missing Franzbear, and would end up dragging his lifeless corpse around seeking a miracle to bring him back to life.


You know guys.. I can see it now. The motherly love for her baby has made her climb the ladder of power, obtaining the super mentor position, and now there's no way this thread ig going down :-p
 
  • #8,923
*plays theme music*
 
  • #8,924
You guys do know that this thread was off the first page of GD a couple days ago right?
 
  • #8,925
yeah, i had a 49 hour kill...
 
  • #8,926
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!

Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
 
  • #8,927
bye brewnog, we'll miss you :smile:

*closes and locks door*
 
  • #8,928
brewnog said:
Oh bugger, now I remember why I left PF in the first place!
Franz is back then eh, and I mean the Nietzsche as well as the bear. Rats and arse!
I just have to say that the Brits have such a cute way of cursing. :smile:
Franzbear, the whole woodworking thing didn't work well for you, did it? You need another hobby. Let's try electronics! :smile: It'll be fun. :smile:
Let's build a Tesla Coil! :biggrin: :devil: First, you need to wrap this copper wire around this tube.
<Ties the thread to the end of the copper wire>
Now, while you're doing that, I'll plug in the 10,000 volt transformer. It'll be more of a challenge working on it live. :approve: :smile: :devil:
Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz:rolleyes:...You should probably let go of that...:rolleyes:izzzzzZAPPPP!
 
  • #8,929
hey franzbear! stop trying to merge with that wire! its not a thread and only mentors have that power! Now, try again! I don't care if it's still on! you're still alive arent you?! are you?[/size] anyway, try again!

ZZZzz[/size]ZZZzzz[/size]ZZzzzz[/size]

Try again!
 
  • #8,930
Okay Franzbear, I see that you're all tied up with wrapping that copper wire, but it's time to install the 10,000 to 100,000 volt transformer. That should be enclosed in a non-conductive cover, but that's just for wimps. :wink: We're working on it live, so we might as well just have you hold the transformer, right? :biggrin:
...Hummm is that a puddle of water on the floor there under your feet?...Tizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzzizzzzz ...yes, I think it is...izzzzzZAPPPP!
Yup that was water. Hmmm, I didn't know one thread could stand straight up in the air like that.
 
  • #8,931
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
 
  • #8,932
yomamma said:
He's not standing up anymore...:rolleyes: uh, oh... you get the shovel, I'll start the truck! nobody will ever know!
Yomamma driving a truck, now that's scary! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,933
I can drive! :rolleyes: I
'll just put the keys in...no, not that slot, just kidding :redface: onlya mild shock. and, the stickshift...oh, that's the radio..and let me pu my foot on the gas, just kidding, I knew that was the break :redface:

EEEERRRR! EEEEKKK! *CRASH*![/size]

okay, I got out of the driveway, and...artman how about you drive?:redface:
 
  • #8,934
Maybe you should have asked Franzbear to put on his seatbelt before you tried driving. Oh well, flying through the windshield and into that tree couldn't have hurt too much, could it? :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,935
no!:rolleyes: it's just a little scratch with alotta blood. :redface: quick! to the killthread hospital to see Dr. Moonbear (who suspiciously reminds me of moonbear :rolleyes:)
 
  • #8,936
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?
 
  • #8,937
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:

well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,938
Moonbear said:
I vote all of the above! :rolleyes: I guess that means except (e), unless I'm hanging out with a philosopher, in which case I'll include (e) just to see what happens to them. :smile: :devil:
Reminds me of this:

Some guy said that: ":-p and being serious contradict each other.:-p "
I think this is :confused: :eek: :cry: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: , but I have no wish to explain it! :-p
 
  • #8,939
On the front page of the newspaper today there was an article about ID being taught as science. My favorite part of the article was this: "Sanderoff also noted that the more educated people were, the less likely they were to support teaching intelligent design in a school." :smile:!
 
  • #8,940
yomamma said:
No, nevermind, that's not moonbear :rolleyes:
well, Dr. Moonbear. Franzbear seems to be mutilated, hemmorhaging, um...and a lot of other stuff. But my problem is that his cuts haven't been cleaned :rolleyes: could you use that rubbing alchohol on him..?:rolleyes:
Oh, there's really no need for the rubbing alcohol. He should just walk it off. A little infection is good for him, it builds up the immune system. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,941
oh, okay. go and jog franzbear! around the hospital, into the test labs! I don't care if your leg is broken, go!
 
  • #8,942
Moonbear said:
*puts on glasses and a labcoat* Dr. Moonbear is in. What seems to be the trouble this time little Franzbear?


Doctor.. can I have a lollipop? :-p
 
  • #8,943
Dr Moonbear says yes, but first you have to get franzbear from the OR, they mistook him for another thread and he's about to have a kidney transplant :redface:
 
  • #8,944
<Paging Doctor Moe (Moonbear), Doctor Larry (Yomamma) and Dr Curly (Artman) to the operating room.>

Woob, woob, woob, woob.
Hey! What's that thread doing just lying around on the operating table?
Nyan, nyan, nyan. Hummmm, I think I'll just thread the stiching needle with it. La da dee, la da da. La da dee, la dee. Hummmm. It seems to be stuck. Nyan. Woob, woob, woob.

<Dr Curly starts pulling on the thread and unraveling onto the operating room floor.>

Hummm, a wise guy eh! Why I oughta...Woob, woob, woob. Hummm, what's this stuff? Oh alcohol. Yumm.

<Takes off rubbing alcohol cap and takes a swig.>

Nyan, nyan, nyan.

<tosses bottle down and slaps head with both hands.>

Woob, woob, woob. Yuck. Must have been a bad year.

<Thread is lying in knots on the floor and rubbing alcohol falls on it.>

Nyan! <Dr curly runs out of room.>
 
  • #8,945
*puts on labcoat*

Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!
 
  • #8,946
yomamma said:
*puts on labcoat*
Okay...let me clean this up :rolleyes: rubbing alchohol? I'll ring you out. *twists franzbear* I know it hurts, live with it! hm...you don't seem to be living though...we'd better send you to Dr. Moonbear quick!

Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm

Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!

*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!

ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
 
  • #8,947
Danger! You are supposed to be wearing a male uniform!

okay..the EKG...yeah...:rolleyes:
 
  • #8,948
cronxeh said:
Hmm.. ill get the crash cart, get me some O2 ill start bvm
Art, quick! Get a central line going. Yomomma get the EKG, and for crying out loud will someone put on my trance music?!
*catches sight of nurse Danger* NURSE! I need epinephrine, .3 cc with atropine, STAT!
ROAR! Dése prisa! :biggrin:
Okay, charge the paddles.

CLEAR![/size]

*BOOOM!*[/size]

Oops, with all that O2 and alcohol around, maybe shocking him wasn't the best idea. :redface: Well, looks like the sprinklers will take care of the fire damage.

bzzzt bzzzt bzzzt
Oops, looks like the water from the sprinklers is shorting out the EKG. :rolleyes:
 
  • #8,949
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*

gotta go!
 
  • #8,950
yomamma said:
hmm... EVACUATE! oh, no! I don't know how to unbulcke the belt on the OR table! :rolleyes::redface: woe is me! I have to leave franzbear to die in the fire! *places outward palm on forehead*
gotta go!
Quick let's save Franzbear! Here is a fire extinquisher. That's funny I thought they were usually red. This one is silver and has the word ETHER written on it (here I thought there was no such thing as ether :biggrin:). Oh well.

<opens the valve on the "fire extinquisher">

BLAM!

Hey, the explosion put the fire out. :approve: :biggrin:
 

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