Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,001
Omg It's Ydoaps!
 
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  • #9,002
yourdadonapogostick really ruins the symmetry of this site.
 
  • #9,003
tribdog said:
yourdadonapogostick really ruins the symmetry of this site.

Yeah :devil: :cry: :mad:
 
  • #9,004
gosh, who would've known that ethyl cyanoacrylate is such a good adhesive for gravity bong construction :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,005
Franzbear, you should be tking care of your children, they're running wild. Stupid franzbear *stabbs franzbear with killophone*
 
  • #9,006
Too bad you already got him immunized against the killophone so he could join the orchestra (some nonsense about liability and not letting him join if he didn't have that vaccination :rolleyes:).
 
  • #9,007
yeah but that vaccination just contained some crap I harvested from our school lunches
 
  • #9,009
I'm going to school now. on't you kill franzbear without me
 
  • #9,010
yomamma said:
I'm going to school now. on't you kill franzbear without me
Ha ha! Get a life! Cool people don't go to school. Squares and yellowbellies do.
 
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*looks around*

*stabs franzbear*
 
  • #9,013
yomamma said:
*looks around*
*stabs franzbear*
One of my all time favorite horror movies is Re-Animator. :biggrin:
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<Yomamma jumps up and down cursing as Artman injects the green serum into Franzbear's seemingly lifeless form. Franzbear sits up bewildered, yet once more, very much alive.> :biggrin:
 
  • #9,014
NOO! you revived him by methods of that stupid movie!

*stabbs franzbear*
 
  • #9,015
cronxeh said:
ohhh :smile: http://www.ubersite.com/m/40644
Moonie u got to check that out
:smile: I'll have to save that link. It'll be a perfect intro to a lecture on the subject. Just the sort of humorous thing to get students to remember the lesson. :biggrin:

Oh, and I finally got my teaching assignment for next semester. I'm so excited...I get to teach a problem based learning class. :biggrin: *does happy dance* That's my favorite type of class to teach! (Not to mention the easiest, because my job is mostly to sit there and let the students do all the work and I just make sure they stay on track and don't decide to spend their time choosing pizza toppings instead of working on the problem they're given...three classes per problem, so they really get to delve into it in depth too...this'll be fun and I'll be learning a lot right along with them).
 
  • #9,016
*stabs franzbear*
*kicks franzbear*
*shoots franzbear*
*runs over franzbear with moonbear's car*
*stabs franzbear*
 
  • #9,017
yomamma, you have some explaining to do about where these scratches on my car came from! :mad: It's coming out of your allowance you know.
 
  • #9,018
haha I don't get allowance, you'll have to pay for it yourself
 
  • #9,019
looks like yomamma has your car again...
 

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*sigh* waiting for image to be approved...

UPLOAD IT TO AN IMAGE UPLOADER!
 
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I keep thinking I should make a picture hosting site for PF, but I never do.
 
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rocketboy said:
looks like yomamma has your car again...
Run Franzbear! Run!
 
  • #9,023
His legs are broken, he can't run :devil:
 
  • #9,024
Franzbear reminds me of a hot juicy summer sausage.
 
  • #9,025
Wow! I know franzbear is weakening when MK gets a good stun in (sorry MK, but you're usually on the wrong time zone to hold the pole position for long).
 
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yomamma said:
*stabs franzbear*
*kicks franzbear*
*shoots franzbear*
*runs over franzbear with moonbear's car*
*stabs franzbear*
Left out poison and incineration!


Is this thread contributing to the delinquency of a minor?

Is it premature to set our sights on 10,000 posts?
 
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Moonbear said:
Wow! I know franzbear is weakening when MK gets a good stun in (sorry MK, but you're usually on the wrong time zone to hold the pole position for long).
This seems like a good time. On the East coast it looks like... 4:00 am?
 
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Stupid franzbear, HE WON'T DIE!
 
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yomamma said:
Stupid franzbear, HE WON'T DIE!


Think outside the sphere youngin!
 
  • #9,030
Get your potato ready son, before it gets cold.
 
  • #9,031
spherical potatoes? what're you two rambling about?!
 
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yomamma said:
spherical potatoes? what're you two rambling about?!
Where would be the better term here.
 
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Mk said:
This seems like a good time. On the East coast it looks like... 4:00 am?
That's the problem...there are too many people dedicated to checking this thread first thing in the morning, so you rarely last past 7 or 8 AM eastern time. Only good for a 3 or 4 hour kill...so it was pretty good that you got a much longer one in there.

Hmm...have we tried frozen broccoli yet? I know Ivan has a freezer full of it leftover from Halloween (no idea why the kids weren't just lining up at his door this year :rolleyes:)...he might be saving it for stocking stuffers, but now that Mk brought in that sack of potatoes, I think those will make much better stocking stuffers. Now, does frozen broccoli work better as a projectile or when ingested?
 
  • #9,034
prjectil's pretty good. watch:

*throws bushels of frozen broccoli at franzbear's bleeding head*

see...?
 
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Moonbear said:
he might be saving it for stocking stuffers, but now that Mk brought in that sack of potatoes, I think those will make much better stocking stuffers. Now, does frozen broccoli work better as a projectile or when ingested?
Works both ways. Frozen potatoes thrown, and frozen potatoes stuffed down the throat. Wait Wait what about this! We deep fry an Australian police car, flash freeze it, THEN chuck it at franzbear! Its a killer!
 
  • #9,036
i've come to the conclusion that he will never die unless someone closes him
 
  • #9,037
When did pogostick man return?
 
  • #9,038
He doesn't return, he pops in every few weeks
 
  • #9,039
It would be fun to close this thread... if only I had the power O.O
 
  • #9,040
ignorance is the thread killing champion. =)
 
  • #9,041
oh wait... it is ignorance from whence they spring... that's right... so the thread killer, must be a truth... no?
 
  • #9,042
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,043
Wa ho! Almost let it die there..

What ever happened to that electroejaculator? Did yomomma take it along with my Playboy?
 
  • #9,044
Would it be just too ironic to be the last one to reply to this thread, and that is the reason it is the biggest thread on pf?
 
  • #9,045
Guys, I left PF for like TWO DAYS and this is what happens? You let this thread die? NO NO NO!
 
  • #9,046
hmmm...
 
  • #9,047
Mk said:
Wa ho! Almost let it die there..

What ever happened to that electroejaculator? Did yomomma take it along with my Playboy?

*chokes Mk*

Why, you little!
 
  • #9,048
yomamma said:
He doesn't return, he pops in every few weeks
i'm too poor to have the internet right now. i should be back around january...i hope
 
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Just in time to be poster number #20000
 
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yomamma said:
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
ROFL
yeah, lately this thread seems pointless, doesn't have the same important, quality posts it used to.
 

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