Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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icvotria said:
Oh. I forgot. Now I must away to bed, before my alarm goes off. Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite :zzz:
Never fear, we already tucked all the bed bugs into franzbear's bed. :biggrin: Night night!
 
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  • #5,402
Math Is Hard said:
Hang on one sec, you'll need more juice. Let me get my jumper cables... ok, take this clamp and attach it here.. ok, now put this clamp here... great! now we're ready.
Oh, Artman...
Holy orgasm, Artman! She's plugged it into her atomic vibrator! Run for your life!

zoobyshoe said:
Oh WeHo, Ahoooooooooo-o, Oh WeHo, Ahoooooooooooo-o.

(The Wicked witches' guards in Wizard of Oz)
Really? I thought that was the Tokens.

zoobyshoe said:
I thought it meant "Southern California". Like, LA and all points south of it.
And likewise, LoCal means 'looney Californians' who are responsible for most of the more disgusting dietary blights in the US. (Vegan my ass, I'm going to kill something and eat it.)

icvotria said:
How did you know I was drunk?!? Did I slur?
Let's see... you're you, and you showed up in the middle of the night. Just the first part of that was a big enough clue. The fact that you showed up at all means that you had a good time very quickly, or are frustrated. The fact that you're going to sleep indicates that you're not frustrated. Ergo, there's some bloke out there with a honkin' huge grin on his face right now.
 
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So, how did Moonbear take my little joke? :smile:

Oh, hi Moonbear. What's that in your hands? It looks like an electroejaculator, but it can't be because it's just so much bigger. :smile: Oh, it IS an electroejaculator.

:rolleyes: What are you doing with it? :confused: Why are there jumper cables attached to it? Why does it need jumper cables? That's just... :rolleyes: Why are you pointing it...at me...down there...what the...



ZAAAAPPP!

OWWWWW!
Oooooooooooooh!
Ahhhhhhh!​
:-p
 
  • #5,404
Artman said:
ZAAAAPPP!

OWWWWW!
Oooooooooooooh!
Ahhhhhhh!​
:-p
Well... I was preparing to sweep up your ashes for proper disposal from a helicopter, but apparently she took pity and turned down the voltage at the last second. Now get that dumbass grin off of your face and capture that thread.

Okay, off to work. Later, dudes and dudettes.
 
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Danger said:
Well... I was preparing to sweep up your ashes for proper disposal from a helicopter, but apparently she took pity and turned down the voltage at the last second. Now get that dumbass grin off of your face and capture that thread.

Okay, off to work. Later, dudes and dudettes.
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:
 
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Artman said:
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:

24 hours after the first insult, and you're still alive?! Good effort!

I'd run before she gets the jump leads out again...
 
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Artman said:
:-pAll I can figure is that she thought about it and decided at the last minute that it was a compliment.


Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:


:rolleyes: She didn't hear that did she? :rolleyes:

:confused: Turned down the juice? *shakes electroejaculator, checks power controls, confirms jumper cable contacts* Oh, darn, here we go, there was a loose connection on this lead. No wonder it lost power. Don't worry, I'll make sure that's fixed for next time. :devil:
 
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Artman said:
Kind of like if I said, more suction power than a 3/4 hp wet/dry shop vac. :-p :biggrin:
She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.
 
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Danger said:
She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.
:biggrin:

You mean she blows harder than a tornado through a trailer park?

:biggrin:

:rolleyes: Gotta run Moonbear got the connections fixed on that gizmo.

 
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what the

i haven't read like a dozen posts here.. but :smile:

She has a long way to go to beat Sylvia. That girl could suck-start a 747.

Where can I find this 'girl' you speak of, Danger?
 
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cronxeh said:
Where can I find this 'girl' you speak of, Danger?
Check out the PF Cancer Clinic. :wink:
 
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Artman said:
Check out the PF Cancer Clinic. :wink:
:bugeye: Having her working there would be like swatting flies with neutron bomb.
The last time I saw her, she was somewhere near the beginning of the 'Weird Food" thread. :biggrin:
 
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Danger said:
:bugeye: Having her working there would be like swatting flies with neutron bomb.
You mean she can move more air "down below" than the ventilation system of a cruise ship? :-p
 
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ohh.. Hubba Hubba :biggrin:
 
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hmmm...
 
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Artman said:
:rolleyes: Gotta run Moonbear got the connections fixed on that gizmo.

Watch it or I'll have SOS hook it up to the power supply on her turbo-charged wheelchair! :devil:
 
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Where is SOS anyway? I haven't seen her around in a while.
 
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Danger said:
Ergo, there's some bloke out there with a honkin' huge grin on his face right now.
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...
 
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I'm so glad I don't go out in Huddersfield...

Actually, I'm so glad I've never even been to Huddersfield...
 
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brewnog said:
I'm so glad I don't go out in Huddersfield...

Actually, I'm so glad I've never even been to Huddersfield...
Watch it, I'm coming to Manchester soon... You'll recognise me by the painful rebuffs and a dwindling supply of alcohol. :-p
 
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IC, at what point did this guy get creepy? Was it before or after the drinks?

And what does IIRC mean?
 
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icvotria said:
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...


oh I am never seeing you that's for sure :smile:
 
  • #5,423
Huckleberry said:
And what does IIRC mean?
Infinity Is Really Cool
 
  • #5,424
Huckleberry said:
IC, at what point did this guy get creepy? Was it before or after the drinks?

And what does IIRC mean?

I can give you the answer, but first, you must understand the question
 
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Ingestion Induces Rectal Contractions
 
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He was creepy before, during and after the drinks and probably still is! Every time he started to say the word 'friends' he'd stop himself and say 'mates' instead, as if I'd think he was really cool or something cos he used slang. It made me cross. Then he bet me his wine that I'd give him my number, so I drank it.

Icvotria Is Really Cool! Hooray!
 
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icvotria said:
What are you intimating sir?!? I am a lady. o:) Actually, there's some poor guy out there who's probably far from grinning. First I beat him ten nil at table football twice, then I drank all his wine, then I told him he was creeping me out and I wanted him to go away. Maybe a :devil: would be the more appropriate smiley...
Oh, the poor guy. Usually they expect if they get you drunk (I think drinking all of his wine counts), you won't tell them to go away, at least not until morning when you sober up again. :-p
 
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The guy isn't very smart to make a bet like that. That's like saying "I'll give you this wine if you don't give me your phone number." He prolly thought it very clever to say mate rather than friend. Yeah, that is kinda creepy.

So, want to sleep with me yet? :smile:
 
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icvotria said:
He was creepy before, during and after the drinks and probably still is! Every time he started to say the word 'friends' he'd stop himself and say 'mates' instead, as if I'd think he was really cool or something cos he used slang. It made me cross. Then he bet me his wine that I'd give him my number, so I drank it.
:smile: Well, then, he did ask for it, didn't he?! Are you sure he wasn't American? Sounds like a stunt a tourist would try pulling...slip up saying "friends" and then try to blend in saying "mates." That'll teach you to hang out around men drinking wine. Go for the ones drinking beer, real men drink beer. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,430
Huckleberry said:
Ingestion Induces Rectal Contractions
That's a good one.

Incomplete Insertion Reduces Conception