Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,151
Lisa! said:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p
Oh, you're so right. :approve: Thanks Lisa! :smile: :biggrin:
 
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  • #9,152
Mk said:
What a *****.


This is like the 3rd offensive post by you using that word
 
  • #9,153
moonbear's a girl?
 
  • #9,154
You don't find gems like that growing on a guy.
 
  • #9,155
wow, :D hahah
 
  • #9,156
Lisa! said:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p

Sycophant.
 
  • #9,157
franznietzsche said:
Sycophant.
AND most of hot women marry jerks!:-p
 
  • #9,158
Lisa! said:
AND most of hot women marry jerks!:-p


Or they get involved with me :-p
 
  • #9,159
cronxeh said:
This is like the 3rd offensive post by you using that word
Actually, its the first. What a vagina cat, I said.

Meanwhile, Mk bakes a baked potato.

Crackpots make me laugh.
Oh really? They make me high.
 
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  • #9,160
you could have written pu55y although vagina cat is amusing

(David Attenbourough):

"and here we are in the hairy thicket, and we see.. yes, that most elusive of animals, the vagina cat..."
 
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  • #9,161
franznietzsche said:
Or they get involved with me :-p
That's right! Some of them marry jerks and some get involved with jerks!:-p However you can't say all of them are interested in jerks.o:)
 
  • #9,162
Its been entirely too long since someone posted here, Franzbear is looking kinda blue in the face...

STAT!

*grabs paddles*

Charged!

*ZAP!*

There we go...nope still blue, hmmm...
 
  • #9,163
this is getting olld...



let's find a new way to kill him
 
  • #9,164
yomamma said:
this is getting olld...
let's find a new way to kill him


yomamma is getting old!

sorry, couldn't resist[/size]
 
  • #9,165
Let's find a way to kill him.
 
  • #9,166
Mk said:
Let's find a way to kill him.
:smile: :smile: :smile:

Bleach is a personal favorite of mine.
 
  • #9,167
franznietzsche said:
:smile: :smile: :smile:
Bleach is a personal favorite of mine.
I've got some ammonia. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,168
Evo said:
I've got some ammonia. :rolleyes:

tetrachloride?
 
  • #9,169
franznietzsche said:
Its been entirely too long since someone posted here, Franzbear is looking kinda blue in the face...
STAT!
*grabs paddles*
Charged!
*ZAP!*
There we go...nope still blue, hmmm...
Oops, I think that was Smurf taking a nap on the couch. :eek:
 
  • #9,170
Moonbear said:
Oops, I think that was Smurf taking a nap on the couch. :eek:


that might explain the reaction of his nipples to sudden electroshock.
 
  • #9,171
franznietzsche said:
tetrachloride?

Think of the Ozone!

I've got a big enough hole over my head from corrupt government as it is
 
  • #9,172
cronxeh said:
Think of the Ozone!
I've got a big enough hole over my head from corrupt government as it is


:zzz: :zzz:
 
  • #9,173
franznietzsche said:
:zzz: :zzz:


Ill show you to mess with hippies..

*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*

*Finally. Grabs KCl and a dart-shaped syringe*

Lets see now. You wanted to spray WHAT into the atmosphere?? :confused:
 
  • #9,174
cronxeh said:
Ill show you to mess with hippies..
*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*
*Finally. Grabs KCl and a dart-shaped syringe*
Lets see now. You wanted to spray WHAT into the atmosphere?? :confused:


Not into the atmosphere, into his veins silly.
 
  • #9,175
cronxeh said:
*sneaks into Moonbear's closet, moves aside the 2 skeletons, the gimp, the leather costume, the brass knuckles, the.. eww what the hell is that.. moves that too*
Hey! What do you think you're doing in there?! Don't touch that stuff, I need that! Sorry, Cronxeh, but you're going to have to come out of the closet now.
 
  • #9,176
Moonbear said:
Hey! What do you think you're doing in there?! Don't touch that stuff, I need that! Sorry, Cronxeh, but you're going to have to come out of the closet now.

Alright, alright.. I'm a lesbian

trapped in a slob guy's body.. :cry: :rolleyes:

Ill be on my way out then.. *grabs a back issue of Curve Magazine* :-p
 
  • #9,177
cronxeh said:
Alright, alright.. I'm a lesbian
trapped in a slob guy's body.. :cry: :rolleyes:

Welcome to the club fellow lesbian.

Ill be on my way out then.. *grabs a back issue of Curve Magazine* :-p

Yeah, yeah, just get out of the closet.
 
  • #9,178
franznietzsche said:
Yeah, yeah, just get out of the closet.


Oh I will. And don't you dare get in there to mess with the gimp - I put a lock on the zippers
 
  • #9,179
cronxeh said:
Oh I will. And don't you dare get in there to mess with the gimp - I put a lock on the zippers
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).
 
  • #9,180
Moonbear said:
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).


Ooooh!

He's so purdy. Can I keep him? :-p
 
  • #9,181
Moonbear said:
Oh, take him out with you! He's been in there for ages and I can't seem to get him to leave. It costs me a fortune to keep feeding him (if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).


Hmm.. well ok then. *Unlocks the gimp, takes the mask off*

Hey wait a minute.. its Danger! Who would've thought.. oh look he even has a PDA with wifi access! Moonie howcome you never noticed the heavy traffic and constant popups offering you various sexual activities with farm animals?? Just where, I ask you, did you think those came from, huh??

Comeon Danger, I'll get you a beer and we'll see if this one farmer down in Texas will let you stay in his barn. I heard his cousin been keeping the animals busy at night but finally they beat him to death one night.. tragic, but you know, life goes on, and you too need a place to crash :smile:
 
  • #9,182
cronxeh said:
Hmm.. well ok then. *Unlocks the gimp, takes the mask off*
Hey wait a minute.. its Danger! Who would've thought.. oh look he even has a PDA with wifi access! Moonie howcome you never noticed the heavy traffic and constant popups offering you various sexual activities with farm animals?? Just where, I ask you, did you think those came from, huh??
Comeon Danger, I'll get you a beer and we'll see if this one farmer down in Texas will let you stay in his barn. I heard his cousin been keeping the animals busy at night but finally they beat him to death one night.. tragic, but you know, life goes on, and you too need a place to crash :smile:


But I want to keep him.

Dang it, rejected again. Not a good week for me.
 
  • #9,183
franznietzsche said:
yomamma is getting old!
sorry, couldn't resist[/size]

really...? wow..
 
  • #9,184
yomamma said:
really...? wow..


Yeah...I know...:redface:
 
  • #9,185
Moonbear said:
(if I don't feed him, he eats all my whipped cream and chocolate syrup ).
Just like me. I'll eat it off anything. :devil: :smile:
 
  • #9,186
What's your new method of killing poor franzbear? Starving him to death? or perhaps 1 of you are going to eat him? :rolleyes:


I demand 1 of the mentors lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights. (ouch! when you locka thread, it's like starving someone to death.)
 
  • #9,187
Lisa! said:
What's your new method of killing poor franzbear? Starving him to death? or perhaps 1 of you are going to eat him? :rolleyes:
I demand 1 of the mentors to lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights.


No, not eat franzbear. Though the horror of having Mk eat whipped cream off of him ought to send him into shock and kill him off.
 
  • #9,188
Lisa! said:
I demand 1 of the mentors lock this thread forever. It's against humans' rights. (ouch! when you locka thread, it's like starving someone to death.)

So you want us to lock the thread and starve him to death? How cruel! I could never do that!

Uh oh! I think I accidentally dropped Franzbear in some paraformaldehyde. :eek: Now he's preserved forever!
 
  • #9,189
Moonbear said:
So you want us to lock the thread and starve him to death? How cruel! I could never do that!
Uh oh! I think I accidentally dropped Franzbear in some paraformaldehyde. :eek: Now he's preserved forever!


Bah, we'll never be rid of him at this rate. How about we just saturate him with spice and make him turn into a giant sandworm?
 
  • #9,190
franznietzsche said:
Bah, we'll never be rid of him at this rate. How about we just saturate him with spice and make him turn into a giant sandworm?
Been reading Dune? :biggrin:
 
  • #9,191
Moonbear said:
Been reading Dune? :biggrin:


I've watched the SciFi channel miniseries twice each. Good stuff.
 
  • #9,192
What's Dune about? I guess its a recommended series. (the book)
 
  • #9,193
It's a cool fantasy book that was made into a movie (and I guess a miniseries too?).

I should dig it out to re-read. I haven't read it in a while, and never saw the movie (the book was so good that I was afraid the movie would ruin it).
 
  • #9,194
What's Dune about?
 
  • #9,195
Like some desert planet or something?
 
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  • #9,197
Looks like I'll be reading it this Christmas Break.
 
  • #9,198
I've never read any of the sequels. Maybe I should look into those.
 
  • #9,199
The second Dune book (Dune Messiah, I think?) is very good. The next 4 get worse and worse. There's a whole series of new ones written by someone else. I don't know anything about them.
 
  • #9,200
Mmmm, ok. So I should stop at the second book.
 

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