Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,051
yomamma said:
since when has this thread been taken over by pointless crap?? :rolleyes:
Hmm...let's see...:rolleyes: ...since about the time you arrived here? :biggrin: :-p

(You really shouldn't make it quite so easy. :rolleyes:)
 
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  • #9,052
Moonbear said:
(You really shouldn't make it quite so easy. :rolleyes:)
lol, no, it's too easy. but ditto
 
  • #9,053
tribdog said:
ROFL
yeah, lately this thread seems pointless, doesn't have the same important, quality posts it used to.

I just looked back at the 100s pages... those were quality!

Just close it someone :(
 
  • #9,054
Maybe we should all make this thread our blog. It would be more interesting.
 
  • #9,055
What the heck is a blog anyway? I just don't get it. Is my journal considered a blog? because I can think of another four letter word that sums it up better
 
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Yeah, your journal would be a blog.
 
  • #9,057
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
 
  • #9,058
Day four, the Neverland Ranch.
I hate this place. I have no water pressure. Taking a shower is such a pain in the butt. Literally. The water comes out like urine from a guy with prostate cancer. Instead of spraying it dribbles, so I have to get underneath the shower head and I'm taller than the shower head so I always bang my forehead and even though I don't bang it hard it always hurts to bang your head against a sharp edged metal object. I couldn't put padding on the shower head because of the water, but when I tried stapleing a towel to my head I couldn't find the staple gun.

Actually that water problem, sometimes I get that too. The worst part is I can find the staple gun. And its out of gas.
 
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Not to mention that a lot of people don't know about the PF blog:
https://www.physicsforums.com/blog/
 
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  • #9,061
franznietzsche said:
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!

I have just killed him:approve:
 
  • #9,062
:rolleyes: when??
 
  • #9,063
The utlimate thered killer champion whould be the one who kills this theard
 
  • #9,064
Nice try, scott, but repeatedly misspelling it does not constitute a 'kill'. :-p
 
  • #9,065
great scott!

i just realized why pie R squared
 
  • #9,066
scott1 said:
The utlimate thered killer champion whould be the one who kills this theard
I have killed more threads than I dare count, yet have been unable to lay this one to waste. One must face facts... the gods decree this thread immortal be.
 
  • #9,067
El Hombre Invisible said:
I have killed more threads than I dare count, yet have been unable to lay this one to waste. One must face facts... the gods decree this thread immortal be.
Yep, it's a zombie thread. It's died a few times, but came back to life, and now it can't be killed.
 
  • #9,068
My expert zombie hunting skills don't work with threads.
 
  • #9,069
Mk said:
My expert zombie hunting skills don't work with threads.
Yeah, we all have trouble with this one.
 
  • #9,070
franznietzsche said:
Seriously, why is franzbear still alive? Look at this fat behemoth. He should dying of all sorts of obesity related diseases. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!
Perhaps he needs to be taught some bad habits.
sick0007.gif

Maybe we could feed him unhealthy foods.
Or, maybe we could introduce him to someone that's sick.
 
  • #9,071
I can't figure out why this thread won't die. Must be superior genes.
 
  • #9,072
Wait a minute, I've got it!
We can give some chili, with http://www.hotnsaucey.com/sau_ig_radioact.htm







I think that will give him ...















about ...

















um ...




















maybe thirty minutes or so before...
















 
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  • #9,073
I wonder how big of a contribution it would take to lock this thread.
 
  • #9,074
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long
 
  • #9,075
tribdog said:
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long

Son, this is PF. Dignity has nothing to do with it.
 
  • #9,076
tribdog said:
the plan is to lock it at 9999 posts right? deny the ten thousandth post?
Let this thread die with the dignity it has been denied for so long
We'd have already been there if the thread didn't keep shrinking. (While you were gone, Evo deleted a LOT of you-know-who's posts :wink:).
 
  • #9,077
Moonbear said:
Aww...it's so cute when someone wanders into the thread who hasn't been following it all along and tries the same stuff everyone else tries. :biggrin: Franzbear already has plenty of bad habits, and if arsenic counts, he does okay on unhealthy foods, and if he survived the BToli virus, he's immune to any other illness on the planet! :biggrin:
He did show some signs of weakening when we tried proper grammar, though. He wasn't exposed to much of that when younger, so was pretty susceptible to it.
He didn't survive BToli, because he still has it. It turns out that Danger had taken the arsenic, I never got it to his food.

He won't survive my proper grammar[/color][/size]:devil:
 
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yomamma said:
He didn't survive BToli, because he still has it.
Of course he survived the BToli...and his immune system finally fought off the infection completely (thanks to Dr. Evo :wink:).
 
  • #9,079
hmmm...
 
  • #9,080
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
 
  • #9,081
franznietzsche said:
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
:smile: How long did it take to come up with that one?
 
  • #9,082
franznietzsche said:
How about we immolate him? Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.
:biggrin: NICE!
 
  • #9,083
Evo said:
That's cute, yeah, you have potential to be nominated next year.
Nominated for what? The PF Secretary of Defense?
 
  • #9,084
Mk said:
Nominated for what? The PF Secretary of Defense?
Ooh, I like that one. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,085
how come you all have to come on as soon as I am about to leave ?!
 
  • #9,086
If we didn't, you'd get the thread kill, and we told you a while ago we couldn't let that happen. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,087
I can have Moonbear's cat command the sniper ranks. I hope its French, French snipers are the best. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,088
Mk said:
I can have Moonbear's cat command the sniper ranks. I hope its French, French snipers are the best. :biggrin:
I don't know if it's French, but it is female...much more patient than men to just sit very quietly and wait for just the right shot. :biggrin: Just look at how long she's been patiently sitting in that window just waiting for a mouse to wander past! She can't wait for me to take her to Disney. :devil:
 
  • #9,089
Maybe if I just slit Franzbear's throat...

there we go...don't struggle now...yes...feel the life flow out of you...good...
 
  • #9,090
BTW, why does every one want to kill franzbear? :confused:
 
  • #9,091
___ said:
BTW, why does every one want to kill franzbear? :confused:

Well, it was about 9,000 posts before your time and involved a large quantity of booze apparently.

Mostly Its because when the thread was started I was declared thread killer champion since I had the last post on the most threads. And then all these posers decided to challenge.

That and the incident involving too much booze.
 
  • #9,092
Yes, definitely too much booze! I don't know what happened. I had already given my victory speech and everything. :confused:
 
  • #9,093
No slitting throats allowed. It brings back bad memories. chainsaws, poisons, explosives, hammers okay, anything not involving necks and knives.
 
  • #9,094
*takes some random chemicals out of moonbear's house*

*injects franzbear*
 
  • #9,095
Random chemicals in my house? What did you inject him with? Fabric softener and Windex? :smile:
 
  • #9,096
If I know yomamma it was bleach and ammonia. see, he's still coughing.
 
  • #9,097
Using my Contributing Member superpowers, I can see all, and I see that young Cotarded has wandered down here from Mind and Brain and has been reading this thread. I would like to warn him that the Threadkiller Thread will errode both his mental faculties and moral resolve and many cases of public lice have been traced back to this thread.
 
  • #9,098
zoobyshoe said:
Using my Contributing Member superpowers, I can see all, and I see that young Cotarded has wandered down here from Mind and Brain and has been reading this thread. I would like to warn him that the Threadkiller Thread will errode both his mental faculties and moral resolve and many cases of public lice have been traced back to this thread.
Just look at me. My simulations still haven't finished today, after ten hours. Its all franzbear's fault.
 
  • #9,099
Moonbear said:
Random chemicals in my house? What did you inject him with? Fabric softener and Windex? :smile:
you'd be amazed at some of the crap you have:bugeye:
 
  • #9,100
yomamma said:
you'd be amazed at some of the crap you have:bugeye:


You forget, she has PhD in sex, those things are perfectly normal in her world.
 

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