Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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OMG! hahaha this is hilarious xDDD there are 610 pages to this thing! hahahah
 
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franznietzsche said:
You forget, she has PhD in sex, those things are perfectly normal in her world.
Yep, entirely for research purposes only. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,103
Moonbear said:
Yep, entirely for research purposes only. :rolleyes:


Well what else would it be for?
 
  • #9,104
franznietzsche said:
Well what else would it be for?
:rolleyes: I have no idea! o:)
 
  • #9,105
For me. .
 
  • #9,106
Moonbear said:
:rolleyes: I have no idea! o:)


No really, its a PhD. What other purpose than research does a PhD serve? By definition, a PhD in sex is only for research purposes. :wink:
 
  • #9,107
B.S. definitely, PhD? I don't think so. P.O.S. maybe.
 
  • #9,108
franznietzsche said:
No really, its a PhD. What other purpose than research does a PhD serve? By definition, a PhD in sex is only for research purposes. :wink:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:
 
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Moonbear said:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:

o_O big words there!

*feels the hair on the back reporting a swarm of theoretical physicists from TD closing in at high velocity*

well then.. I think I'm going to go :eek:
 
  • #9,110
jejeje that was funny moonbear xD
 
  • #9,111
Moonbear said:
At least I'm an experimenter and don't relegate it all to the theoretical world. :approve:
me too, I never think about what the results of my experiments are going to be.
 
  • #9,112
me too, I never think about what the results of my experiments are going to be.

what? you're not even afraid of spilling your sample?
 
  • #9,113
no, but that's usually the result I'm shooting for
 
  • #9,114
even before you research partner has made her conclusion? (or his)
 
  • #9,115
lol, partner. Don't I wish.
 
  • #9,116
cronxeh said:
*feels the hair on the back reporting a swarm of theoretical physicists from TD closing in at high velocity*
Sorry, I can't help being so attractive. :shy: :-p Wait, from TD?? :eek: :bugeye: Get outta my way! I need to get out of here!
 
  • #9,117
is there a time when you ignoranuses are NOT on?!@##$!?
 
  • #9,118
yeah, we usually leave once you show up
 
  • #9,119
Then why can I not get another 49-hour kill like before?!
 
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yomamma said:
Then why can I not get another 49-hour kill like before?!
Franzbear was getting a little anemic. We gave him a multivitamin with plenty of iron and he's perking right up.

*Okay, start up the electromagnet!*
 
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Moonbear said:
Sorry, I can't help being so attractive. :shy: :-p Wait, from TD?? :eek: :bugeye: Get outta my way! I need to get out of here!


*hair reporting sample of dirt from Moonbear's sandals*

HEY! what the.. :frown:
 
  • #9,122
cronxeh said:
*hair reporting sample of dirt from Moonbear's sandals*
HEY! what the.. :frown:
Sorry. :redface: Didn't mean to hit you with friendly fire there.
 
  • #9,123
Your sad attempts to kill this thread make me feel pity for you...tsk, tsk, tsk...:frown:
 
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yomamma said:
Your sad attempts to kill this thread make me feel pity for you...tsk, tsk, tsk...:frown:
Sad attempts, huh? Did it ever occur to you I might just enjoy torturing it? :devil: Afterall, if I really wanted to kill it, I could not only kill it, but make it disappear so nobody would ever find the evidence. :devil:
 
  • #9,125
Then I would know, because Of that post
 
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Moonbear said:
Sorry, I can't help being so attractive. :shy: :-p Wait, from TD?? :eek: :bugeye: Get outta my way! I need to get out of here!


TD doesn't exist anymore though :cry:

And that place was so entertaining. I love quacks and loonies.
 
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franznietzsche said:
TD doesn't exist anymore though :cry:
And that place was so entertaining. I love quacks and loonies.
Oh good, we'll pack them all up and ship them to you. We certainly don't have a shortage of them, we just cork them up faster now. :biggrin:
 
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By TD do you mean thermodynamics?? =)
 
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alfredblase said:
By TD do you mean thermodynamics?? =)
No, Theory Development, which was our containment area for crackpots. We got rid of it because there just wasn't enough glue in the world to fix them.
 
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Moonbear said:
No, Theory Development, which was our containment area for crackpots. We got rid of it because there just wasn't enough glue in the world to fix them.

Crackpots make me laugh.

When I first went to that forum, I thought it would interesting to see what's going on, and see what people are thinking about. It turned out to be a bunch of crackpots, who read a book by Stephen Hawking and moderately understood, and basically them making up laws and a bunch of crap.

It was funny, but then it got annoying because these crackpots were actually like being serious. It kind of makes me sad how stupid people can become.
 
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JasonRox said:
. It kind of makes me sad how stupid people can become.
stupid enough to post 10000 posts in one thread?
 
  • #9,132
Whoever keeps bringing up the whole 'animals don't get stoned' argument to ban drugs, consider this:

http://www.imag.us/x/cronx/koalaeat.jpg

Look at that hippy.. sitting there hugging a tree :biggrin:



Hey tribdog, got a joystick? http://www.imag.us/x/cronx/gamer.gif
 
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Moonbear said:
Oh good, we'll pack them all up and ship them to you. We certainly don't have a shortage of them, we just cork them up faster now. :biggrin:

http://www.imag.us/x/cronx/owned.gif


Oh yeah there's plenty more where that came from http://www.imag.us/x/cronx/werd.gif
 
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tribdog said:
stupid enough to post 10000 posts in one thread?

I think that was my second one in this thread.

This thread keeps popping up on my User CP, so I guess after a couple of months I wanted to see what it's about, but it turned out to be nothing.

I should probably unsubscribe.
 
  • #9,135
Yes you should all unsubscribe. Think of it like this: the more posts you guys post in this thread and the more attempts you make to kill this thread, the geekier you are. Now I resigned myself to being a geek a long time ago. I think you guys should allow me to sacrifice my non-existent non-geekiness and allow me to kill the thread. Go on be cool, you know you want to. Stop posting already. xD
 
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alfredblase said:
Yes you should all unsubscribe. Think of it like this: the more posts you guys post in this thread and the more attempts you make to kill this thread, the geekier you are. Now I resigned myself to being a geek a long time ago. I think you guys should allow me to sacrifice my non-existent non-geekiness and allow me to kill the thread. Go on be cool, you know you want to. Stop posting already. xD


Heck no. I am the thread killing champion. That was established on page 1. Thus, only I may truly kill the thread.
 
  • #9,137
franznietzsche said:
Heck no. I am the thread killing champion. That was established on page 1. Thus, only I may truly kill the thread.
Unless of course I do.
Why didn't I think of this ages ago? The perfect way to kill a thread!
<Snips thread with scissors.> :biggrin:
snip
 
  • #9,138
Artman said:
Unless of course I do.
Why didn't I think of this ages ago? The perfect way to kill a thread!
<Snips thread with scissors.> :biggrin:
snip

Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they? :biggrin:
 
  • #9,139
Moonbear said:
Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they? :biggrin:


No, but epoxying franzbear to a nuclear warhead should do the trick.
 
  • #9,140
woah, back it up a bit. Do I have a joystick? computer or copulation? the answser is no.
 
  • #9,141
franz is no longer the thread killing champion, because I am the only one who has killed this thread for 49 hours.:approve:
 
  • #9,142
yes if we are ever seriously going to close this thread and have a champ, i mean chump, there has to be a time limit, let's us say if no one posts during three days then the last person "wins"? heh
 
  • #9,143
alfredblase said:
yes if we are ever seriously going to close this thread and have a champ, i mean chump, there has to be a time limit, let's us say if no one posts during three days then the last person "wins"? heh

Nope.
Moonbear said:
Aww...those safety scissors we give you in the rubber room don't really work that well, do they?

Safety scissors! That explains why it took me 2 weeks to cut my toenails. Rubber room! I thought since they wouldn't let me have regular toenail clippers, I was just waiting in an airport for a flight.

When Franzbear wasn't killed, I figured I missed and just neutered him. or maybe yomamma. :biggrin:
 
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yomamma said:
franz is no longer the thread killing champion, because I am the only one who has killed this thread for 49 hours.:approve:
Once I killed it for 30 hours. Does that count?:-p
 
  • #9,145
Lisa! said:
Once I killed it for 30 hours. Does that count?:-p
I hate to tell you and yomamma this, but if it's still alive and kicking, you didn't kill it. :-p
 
  • #9,146
Moonbear said:
I hate to tell you and yomamma this, but if it's still alive and kicking, you didn't kill it. :-p
And I hate to tell you this, your beloved Franzbear's died long time ago. You weren't a good mother for him when he was alive. But please let him rest in peace now as his father wants.:cry:

<runs and hides>
 
  • #9,147
<runs and hides>
What a *****.
 
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Lisa! said:
And I hate to tell you this, your beloved Franzbear's died long time ago. You weren't a good mother for him when he was alive. But please let him rest in peace now as his father wants.:cry:
<runs and hides>
:cry: I'm such a bad mommy! :cry:
 
  • #9,149
don't feel bad moonbear—everyone here's a terrible person but me.


BTW- I have to do a book report by tuesday, I haven't finished the book, but I'm close. And I've just came to a speech that is 60 pages long
 
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Moonbear said:
:cry: I'm such a bad mommy! :cry:
Most of hot and young women are not good mothers!:-p
 

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