Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,751
9800 th reply, excluding those which have been deleted. :biggrin:

Can't think of anything substantive about which to remark.

On the other hand, I would proffer an observation:

While not dead, Franzbear does appear to be comatose or otherwise oblivious to events directed to his(its?) demise.
 
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  • #9,752
Oh, you were so close Astronuc, just a few seconds faster and you would have got it!
 
  • #9,753
Astronuc said:
On the other hand, I would proffer an observation:

While not dead, Franzbear does appear to be comatose or otherwise oblivious to events directed to his(its?) demise.
I'm not demising, nor am I comatose. Yes, I believe I am an it, I haven't experimented yet to find out for sure. If anyone knows of a way to find out, please let me know. I'm kinda curious.
 
  • #9,754
My beloved franzbear! is online! :smile:
 
  • #9,755
Yes Lisa!, I am here in person at last. I decided that I need a little stimulation, so I manifested again to post here. By the way, do you know if I'm an it, he or she? Now that Astronuc mentioned it, he got me quite curious. Its one of those things you just don't care about until someone asks you, and then the fact that you don't know torments you.
 
  • #9,756
I guess you're a he but you better ask your parents!:smile:
 
  • #9,757
well, I refer to franzbear as a he, but he did dave 18 little baby strings, one of which was a serial murderur and another who was on steroids!
 
  • #9,758
any solitaire junkies? :rolleyes:
 

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  • #9,759
no...
 
  • #9,760
Solitaire pwns.
 
  • #9,761
Halo PC pwns solitaire.
 
  • #9,762
How right you are. Destroy the Covenant! Halo 2 is coming to Windows Vista!
http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=halo2vistaannounce"
 
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  • #9,763
you guys are boring
 
  • #9,764
Dawguard said:
How right you are. Destroy the Covenant! Halo 2 is coming to Windows Vista!
http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=halo2vistaannounce"
I predict between August and November. The Mac version will probably come out 2007-2008.
 
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  • #9,765
come on people! we still need 185 other replies!:cool:
 
  • #9,766
Don't worry Lisa!, we'll make it there. Only 184 now, and we've come so far already. Slow and steady wins the race: there is nothing that can stop Franzbear. If nothing else happens he'll start posting again just to make sure no one forgets him.
 
  • #9,767
only 184? (183)
 
  • #9,768
So only about a couple weeks left till 10,000 post.
 
  • #9,769
untill my 10,000th post
 
  • #9,770
Dream on!:smile:
 
  • #9,771
Oh, wouldn't it be really funny if this thread got locked on the 9999th post? :biggrin: :smile: :devil:
 
  • #9,772
It would be very... :smile:
 
  • #9,773
I know an almost guaranteed way to get the 10,000 post. It shall fall into my clawed, grasping hands! Give up now, it's hopeless to fight. :devil:
 
  • #9,774
Your hands may be clawed and grasping, but they'll be grasping at thin air! Muwahahahahahahahahaahaha! :devil:
 
  • #9,775
Only if you follow up on your unspeakibly evil scheme to lock the thread right before we reach the landmark post.

Are you susceptible to bribes?
 
  • #9,776
she'll only take bribes in truxkloads of chocolate. If you don't want to spend a lot of money, I can rent out Danger's credit cards for 30¢ per minute.
 
  • #9,777
Lets see, it'll take me about three minutes to order the chocolates online, that's 90 cents, while the cost for the chocolate will probably be at least $1000...hmmm, which one to choice?
I'll rent the card, send it to me and I'll give you ten bucks, just as a tip for the help.
 
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  • #9,778
done. Try getting them from http://nirvanachocolates.com you probably should order 2000+ boxes. PM me for moonbear's address(and additional information on any PF member)
 
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  • #9,779
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"
 
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Dawguard said:
Lets see, it'll take me about three minutes to order the chocolates online, that's 90 cents, while the cost for the chocolate will probably be at least $1000...hmmm, which one to choice?
I'll rent the card, send it to me and I'll give you ten bucks, just as a tip for the help.
Ooh, good taste and intelligent. :approve: I might be able to be convinced. :wink:
 
  • #9,782
Why don't we just inject moonbear with some chemical that we don't know the body's reactions to? Then she couldn't lock our thread (unless it gave her super computer powers)
 
  • #9,783
Dawgaurd said:
hmmm, which one to choice?
Moonbear said:
Ooh, good taste and intelligent.
My standards are a bit higher.
 
  • #9,784
yomamma said:
(unless it gave her super computer powers)
Ooh, inject me, inject me, I've always wanted super computer powers! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,785
I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
 
  • #9,786
cronxeh said:
I think one could postulate that the prolonged exposures to research have left Moonbear socially malchatted, which she is now carrying through an imaginary character in a virtual environment, who portrays the role of her offspring, further suggesting some underlying urges masked in the aura of academic stench of mismanaged youth.
Thanks Dr. Freud. :rolleyes:
 
  • #9,787
:rolleyes:......
*injects moonbear with strange glowing substance
 
  • #9,788
Thanks Dr. Freud.
Uhm, I never liked him.
 
  • #9,789
Lazy people! when can get the 10000th post?:smile:
 
  • #9,790
Mk said:
Uhm, I never liked him.


yes.. yes..

DANCE, puppies! :biggrin:
 
  • #9,791
ummm...what?
 
  • #9,792
yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"
Oh, dear lord tell me it isn't so! You're right, god does not exist, not if this atrocity is allowed to continue. I fear for the safety of all involved, a lightning bolt from heaven might strike them all dead.

When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
 
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yomamma said:
http://imdb.com/title/tt0418068/"


I'm going to cry sweet sweet tears of terror.
 
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  • #9,794
We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.
 
  • #9,795
Dawguard said:
When will the glowing substance take effect? Will Moonbear now be able to post with only her mind, or flip from computer to computer in the internet, controlling all the world's servers with unholy ease?
Muwahahahahahahaha! The only bad side effect seems to be that the constant green glow keeps me awake at night. But that just gives me more time to work on my plot to take over the world! *evil cackle* :devil:
 
  • #9,796
Dawguard said:
We need to ask the PF sisterhood to shut them down. Forcebly. Painfully. Agonizingly. Slowly.


Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
 
  • #9,797
franznietzsche said:
Agreed.

Sisters, Don Franz is havink a task for you. Needink you to be puttink the hurtink on these people so to be speakink. Comprendeski?
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?
 
  • #9,798
Moonbear said:
Don Franz, the Moonbear family agrees to do this thing of which you speak, help remove this pebble from your shoe, on the condition you'll return the favor when we call upon you. Capiche?

seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
 
  • #9,799
cronxeh said:
seksual favors or more of a massage n homecooked mealzah kinda favors :-p
:smile: I was thinking more of a paying for Franzbear's college tuition kind of a favor. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,800
Date of 10,000 post

\frac {9850}{387} = 25
So there's about 25 post per day on TKC
Y = 25x
That's the equation for sloving how many days it will take to reach a cetrin number of post
10000 = 25(400)
So starting from the very frist post made by tribdog it takes 400 days to make it to the 10,000 post
400 - 387 = 13
so in 13 days we will have the 10,000 post
So that means on March 13,2006 the 10,000 post will be made!
Theortically I could predict which hour it will be on but that will take a while.
 

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