Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,851
that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.
 
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  • #9,852
#9902 that's about 100 more post until 10,000
 
  • #9,853
yourdadonapogostick said:
that post doesn't count. it was only so you could get it.
Thank you, I agree. It should be considered double posting.
As should posting only to say the post number.
 
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  • #9,854
96 More Posts, Hurry UP!
 
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  • #9,855
franzbear! said:
HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?
I cacluted the date the 10,000 post will occur I could get that exact hour but that will take some time...
 
  • #9,856
faster people
 
  • #9,857
Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.
 
  • #9,858
And it will be made by ME
 
  • #9,859
I can help you with that, if you like.
 
  • #9,860
Dawguard said:
Sometime tommorrow or Tuesday, probably.
No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.
 
  • #9,861
scott1 said:
No I cacluted it on March 18, 2006 but I think the rate has gone do to franzbear! and yourdadonapogostick return.
Recaculate then, becuase if nothing else happens yomamma will post over and over again just to speed it up. It will be a lot sooner then the eighteenth. Besides, I thought your answer was the thirteenth?
 
  • #9,862
If the old crowd was still here, we'd take care of it tonight. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,863
Recruit them Moonbear. Stock up on chips and pops, dim the lights and squint at your computer screens ladies and gentlemen, we have a job to do!
 
  • #9,864
yourdadonapogostick said:
who hasn't beaten solitaire?


whats your score?
 
  • #9,865
yourdadonapogostick said:
i take that as a yes

yomamma=franzbear!
 
  • #9,866
it's not true:rolleyes:
 
  • #9,867
cronxeh said:
whats your score?
The highest score I've gotten was 93. Yes, only 93. I am currently residing in the lowest circle of hell for solataire players.
 
  • #9,868
That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. :frown: :cry: Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious! :devil: :biggrin:
 
  • #9,869
I'm going to post here every day and when someone get 10000th reply, I simply delet some of my posts and then 10,000th will be mine!:smile:
 
  • #9,870
Moonbear said:
That's the best you guys could manage overnight? Only 5 posts? Yeah, it seems Franzbear's days are numbered. He's going to starve on this little attention. :frown: :cry: Oh, wait, that's the plan! Okay, nobody else post, we'll starve him for attention, that'll finally do it! It's ingenious! :devil: :biggrin:
i had him for a while...:mad:
 
  • #9,871
I'll try for the 10,000 reply too :P
 
  • #9,872
Lisa! said:
I'm going to post here every day and when someone get 10000th reply, I simply delet some of my posts and then 10,000th will be mine!:smile:
Or I'll just undelete them. :devil:
 
  • #9,873
ooo, we're close. dammit, i won't get it. i have TKD. :mad:
 
  • #9,874
With so many people apparently gunning for it, I'll just sit back and let them at it. It's a waste of my time, really. In fact, this whole thread is a waste of my time. So is my job, my thoughts, my books...my whole life is a waste of time! :cry:
I'm only one of six billion carrion creatures infesting this pathetic planet, and here I am worrying about some number post on a forum! I feel like such a waste of matter and energy. :cry:
 
  • #9,875
Okay, then we'll just stop wasting time and skip past you. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,876
So much for sympathy... I'm going to have to send one of my men out to steal all your chocolate. They've never failed me yet! :devil: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Ah, that's better, I always feel more important after setting in motion an evil scheme.
 
  • #9,877
What chocolate? Nobody has been sending me any chocolate! Why do you think I'm so unsympathetic here?
 
  • #9,878
That's only becuase I've been having all the chocolate routes blocked, and all the trucks coming through looted. It may be sent, but it will never reach its destination!
As for the sympathy (or lack thereof), I'm only using it as an excuse to justify my chocolate stealing behavior. I'm not akratic, I have to find some way to make it seem OK.
 
  • #9,879
Blocking chocolate shipments?! Looting the trucks?!

This requires immediate action by the Genco Families! You're going to have to deal with the five families of the sisterhood! The Moonbear Family declares war on the Dawguard Family, and is calling in favors from the Evo Family, the MIH Family, the Tsu Family, and the SOS Family. We don't take it sitting down when someone interferes with our chocolate deliveries. :mad:
 
  • #9,881
What if this thread gets locked at 9999?
 
  • #9,882
Then moonbear will never post here again
 
  • #9,883
Dawguard said:
Recaculate then, becuase if nothing else happens yomamma will post over and over again just to speed it up. It will be a lot sooner then the eighteenth. Besides, I thought your answer was the thirteenth?
Yes it was on the 13 sorry I got confused.In my calcution I figured that the same day 9900 post was made was same day my calcution said it would be.
Dmstifik8ion said:
What if this thread gets locked at 9999?
I had a theory that when this therd reaches the 10,000 post it will become overloaded and could possibly self-desturct
 
  • #9,884
...destroying PF, yomamma being the only survivor.

Greg can come too...and chroot...:groan: and of course, the mentors (except Zz )
 
  • #9,885
some posts have been deleted
 
  • #9,886
The whole thread has been known to mysteriously disappear from time to time. :devil:
 
  • #9,887
Moonbear said:
Blocking chocolate shipments?! Looting the trucks?!

This requires immediate action by the Genco Families! You're going to have to deal with the five families of the sisterhood! The Moonbear Family declares war on the Dawguard Family, and is calling in favors from the Evo Family, the MIH Family, the Tsu Family, and the SOS Family. We don't take it sitting down when someone interferes with our chocolate deliveries. :mad:
Aw crap, I'm in trouble now.

Ahem, let's not turn this into a war. I've got my family, you've got yours, let's settle this peacebly. The chocolate trucks are driving over my roads, so either change the routes or I'll charge you a thousand dollars per truck. This is reasonable, isn't it?

Oh, forget the dissimulation, I can't fight you! I'm blinded by your radiance, helpless without you even lifting a finger! Please, have mercy, I'll do anything, ANYTHING! :cry:
 
  • #9,888
MOONIE!

i missed you:!) :!)


this is the first time I've seen you since I've been back
 
  • #9,889
Dawguard said:
Oh, forget the dissimulation, I can't fight you! I'm blinded by your radiance, helpless without you even lifting a finger! Please, have mercy, I'll do anything, ANYTHING! :cry:
Anything, huh? :devil:
 
  • #9,890
i will be the one to kill this thread
 
  • #9,891
Moonbear said:
Anything, huh? :devil:
Hmmm, I suppose I did put my foot in my mouth with that statement. Let's just make our peace, I'll cease hostile takeover of chocolate trucks and everything will be fine. Call it quits there.
 
  • #9,892
yourdadonapogostick said:
i will be the one to kill this thread
You should know that this is impossible. I truly believe that this thread cannot die. Unless PF dies, this thread won't: their fates have become inter-twined.
 
  • #9,893
but if PF dies,I get to post here last
 
  • #9,894
Moonbear said:
Or I'll just undelete them. :devil:
I'm sure you won't!:!)
tell me what should I do for you?
 
  • #9,895
yomamma said:
but if PF dies,I get to post here last
Even using your logic, how in the world is this possible?
 
  • #9,896
Dawguard said:
Even using your logic, how in the world is this possible?

He will prolly bruteforce hack one of the admins account(s) :P:P:P

j/k:smile:
 
  • #9,897
he is no match for my force powers.
 
  • #9,898
Dawguard,I was worng about the 10,000 post being made on the 13th and 18th.I got a little confused when was trying to figure what day it was and I thought it was 16th it's actually to be tommorw probally in eveing.
yourdadonapogostick said:
he is no match for my force powers.
I have the froce powers of seeing to futre with math and the laws of physics.Those two stand no match against your froce powers!
 
  • #9,899
muwahaha!
 
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