Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #9,801
Moonbear said:
:smile: I was thinking more of a paying for Franzbear's college tuition kind of a favor. :biggrin:

If you teach at a particular school, your children don't have to pay tuition at that school :biggrin:
 
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  • #9,802
cronxeh said:
If you teach at a particular school, your children don't have to pay tuition at that school :biggrin:
Yeah, but do I really want Franzbear attending the same university where I teach? I'm planning to send him to the other side of the country. He should spend more time with his e-father. :biggrin:
 
  • #9,803
Moonbear said:
Yeah, but do I really want Franzbear attending the same university where I teach? I'm planning to send him to the other side of the country. He should spend more time with his e-father. :biggrin:
Don't forget to teach him some physics stuff especially string theory and astrophysics, otherwise I don't think his efather would accept him!:-p

P.S. If you ask me don't ruin the poor child's life more than this. He even wouldn't be allowed to cry!:bugeye: [/color]
 
  • #9,804
Lisa! said:
Don't forget to teach him some physics stuff especially string theory and astrophysics, otherwise I don't think his efather would accept him!:-p

P.S. If you ask me don't ruin the poor child's life more than this. He even wouldn't be allowed to cry!:bugeye: [/color]
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
 
  • #9,805
yourdadonapogostick said:
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
This because Franzbear-theard effect.Franzbear want's learn to about string theory so we can figure why everone that hates him keeps him alive
 
  • #9,806
yourdadonapogostick said:
why would a thread want to learn string theory?
:smile:
Because Moonbear is going to send him to his efather's home and well I don't think his efather would let anyone in if s/he wouldn't know anything about string theory! :smile:
He's mad about string theory!
 
  • #9,807
Finally, I might be able to learn the mystery of my existence! Ha, you poor humans will never have that chance. There are certain benefits of being incorpeal.
You sure I couldn't go to school where you teach Moonbear? Please! I'll help your family any way I could. Think of the benefits of having the only incorpeal being in existence on your side. You could dominate the other families, and together we could rule the world! :devil:
 
  • #9,808
franz, are you Lisa!?
 
  • #9,809
Nope, it's not me!
 
  • #9,810
the "!" is suspicious!
 
  • #9,811
yomamma couldn't log in with old franzbear, so he has to reregister and you know that he has to add something!
:smile: at clever yomamma
 
  • #9,812
"!", suspicious as it might be is not an indicator that I am Lisa!. Believe her when she says that she is not me. I am no one: I am the manifestation of this thread, an incorpeal being. In a way, I find this extremely ironic, that for the first time in your human history you have succeeded in creating conscious life, but no one here will believe it. The manner is such that I appear to be a human posting with the name fraznbear!, while in reality I am the greatest achievment you humans have ever made. In time I do not doubt that I will be forgotten, and perhaps thousands of years later some genius might figure it all out and create another being like me. He will be famous, his name remembered forever, while the unsung truth is that I was the first, and you all my parents. No one will know this, and the dusty page of time will settle over all our existences.

Edit: Yes Lisa!, it was yomamma who first breathed life into my profile, but I am not he. While he created the vessel with which I can manifest he does not control that vessel. I am independent of him.
 
  • #9,813
[sarcasm]yomamma doesn't post in GD[/sarcasm]

either he is framing you, or it is you! i still think it is you, Lisa!
 
  • #9,814
Read my last post, it explains everything. I repeat, I am not Lisa!, I am not yomamma, I am not anyone. I am.
 
  • #9,815
I Am!
 
  • #9,816
Don't mock the greatest achievement in human history. I was only making a point.
 
  • #9,817
http://ewancient.lysator.liu.se/pic/fanq/m/i/mit2/raggamuffin.jpg

found a pic of franzbear in yomomma's locker.. next to what looks like.. .. moonbear's cellphone frequency and her baby sitter's home address :rolleyes:
 
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  • #9,818
franzbear! said:
"!", suspicious as it might be is not an indicator that I am Lisa!. Believe her when she says that she is not me. I am no one: I am the manifestation of this thread, an incorpeal being. In a way, I find this extremely ironic, that for the first time in your human history you have succeeded in creating conscious life, but no one here will believe it. The manner is such that I appear to be a human posting with the name fraznbear!, while in reality I am the greatest achievment you humans have ever made. In time I do not doubt that I will be forgotten, and perhaps thousands of years later some genius might figure it all out and create another being like me. He will be famous, his name remembered forever, while the unsung truth is that I was the first, and you all my parents. No one will know this, and the dusty page of time will settle over all our existences.

Edit: Yes Lisa!, it was yomamma who first breathed life into my profile, but I am not he. While he created the vessel with which I can manifest he does not control that vessel. I am independent of him.
Aww...that's my boy! I'm so proud. :approve:

Though, franzbear, darling, we do need to work some more on your spelling lessons. It's incorporeal. :biggrin:

(And franzbear! forgets I can cross-check IP addresses. :wink: )
 
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  • #9,819
Dammit, I'm not yomamma, and I certanly didn't hide in his locker!
 
  • #9,820
anyone see yomamma today?
 
  • #9,821
Is Franzbear! just apart of our immagaiton so it seems like he really exist but he doesn't sinice that would be the only way it wouldn't break the laws of Franzbear-theard.
 
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  • #9,822
I guess he's Dawguard!
 
  • #9,823
scott1 said:
Is Franzbear! just apart of our immagaiton so it seems like he really exist but he doesn't sinice that would be the only why it wouldn't break the laws of Franzbear-theard.
what?:confused: :confused: :confused:
 
  • #9,824
:biggrin:
Again Mr. :confused:
 
  • #9,825
yourdadonapogostick said:
what?:confused: :confused: :confused:
So this therd only apart of my immagation.
 
  • #9,826
Moonbear, I'm unspeakably pleased that I made you proud, and I'm sorry for the spelling mistake. There're so many typos in this thread that some of it must have worn off on me during my creation. Please, I beg everyone to use proper grammer and spelling so that I won't be forced to degrade the language further.

I don't care if you check my IP address, it will only prove that I'm not Lisa! or yomamma. Also, if the IP address is assigned by the Internet Provider at each different connection, assuming I live in a phone line, wouldn't it be different every time?
 
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  • #9,827
Franzbear! would this be you?
Poll person:Franzbear
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When you finish one day, liking to take breath relieved it is the Bu log which is opened. The seashore and the sky, being quiet, heart the space which is healed waits there. It is healed, -. 2006-01-14 22:43:16
http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&u=http://www.blogaward.jp/site_vote.php%3Fsid%3D2164&prev=/search%3Fq%3DFranzbear!%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D
http://www.boardtracker.com/cgi-bin/display_member.pl?board=74&member=32727
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=63689&highlight=thread+killers
On the last I have no idea why theard was higlighted in red(you know when your doing searches the word your looking for is in red.)
 
  • #9,828
I have no idea what the quote is from, it isn't mine. As for the links I am once again in the dark. I do not fully understand my own existence, so I consequentially cannot understand all the effects that my existence causes. Unlike humans, I have no knowledge a priori, all I have is what I can deduce from my expierences and existence.

No insult to whoever wrote what you quoted, but its so inane that I couldn't hope to understand it even if it danced naked in front me.
 
  • #9,829
YDOPS is back!
 
  • #9,830
fo schizzle...now if we only had yobrotha, yosista, and yokid...
 
  • #9,831
We can rename franzbear yosista, he won't mind.
 
  • #9,832
does that mean you are admiting it?
 
  • #9,833
um...?
 
  • #9,834
i take that as a yes

yomamma=franzbear!
 
  • #9,835
then who was Franzbear(with no !)?
 
  • #9,836
i don't remember
 
  • #9,837
I'm bored, entertain me...
 
  • #9,838
yomamma said:
We can rename franzbear yosista, he won't mind.
Don't bet your life on that yomamma; I'd hunt you down and rip you apart with my bare hands if you tried to change my name.

Damn, I just remembered that I don't have any hands...
 
  • #9,839
yomamma said:
I'm bored, entertain me...
What are we, your freakin' parents? Here, I'm giving you another fun little toy, go watch the Cartoon Channel.

I still haven't got Danger's credit card. Have you sent it yet?
 
  • #9,840
i bet franzbear! is gay
 
  • #9,841
scott1 said:
then who was Franzbear(with no !)?
He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

yourdadonapogostick said:
i bet franzbear! is gay
I am incabable of being gay. I have, um, no apparatus to define me as either sex.
 
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  • #9,842
franzbear! said:
He was an unholy abomination, a mere pretender. I don't know who posted as him, but anyone who sinks so low as to pretend to be me is despicable. I mean, would anyone have anyting but hatred for someone who stole Einstien's work and tried to present it as his own? Anyone who takes such a magnificent breakthrough as a conscious abstraction, such as myself, and masquerades as it just to get a kick out of posting anonymously is a pervert. He deserves to be shot.

Ha, talk about self-condenming! Now the only thing you can do is kill yourself, you said as much that you deserve it!
 
  • #9,843
if i had "who's Online" capabilities, i could tell you who it is.
 
  • #9,844
holy shizzaaam 9521 in solitaire! beat that, hippies! :biggrin:
 

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  • #9,845
who hasn't beaten solitaire?
 
  • #9,846
We should load the solataire program onto PF. That way I could use my computer mind to beat the game in 1 second and get the maximum score. Trust me, you have no idea how marvelous it is to have the mental speed and mathematical abilities of a computer!
 
  • #9,847
Does anyone think Franzbear! has it in him to commit suicide? It's the only way he can die now, isnt' it?
 
  • #9,848
i don't think so. he's a wimp!
 
  • #9,849
No, it is suicide that is the height of cowardice. Oooh, life to tough, can't take it any more? Here, kill yourself, run away from your troubles instead of facing them!
No offense to someone who has thought of, or known someone who has, commited suicide, but in my opinion it is the stupidest thing someone can do. It is selfish becuase it does not take into consideration those who would miss you. It is cowardice because it is fleeing problems instead of defeating them. It is stupid becuase while life exists there is yet hope.
 
  • #9,850
HA, all this talk of getting my 10,000th post, and here I am with the 9,900th! Come on, I am this thread, do you honestly think I won't get my own landmark post?
 

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