Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
stand in the desert
 
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  • #5,942
dessert? I want to Ice cream sundae!
 
  • #5,943
The oldest people in the world
possess also the oldest pain.
Where are they?
 
  • #5,944
Six feet under
 
  • #5,945
The resting dead.
 
  • #5,946
Huckleberry said:
Why does chocolate make me sneeze when I first start eating it?
I don't know, but that sounds like a pretty serious problem! We better get working on research immediately to cure that horrible affliction that comes between you and your chocolate!

*runs off to the lab*

*runs back*

Aha! I have a cure! Send the chocolate to me. :biggrin:
 
  • #5,947
SHHHHHH! they're resting!
 
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yomamma said:
SHHHHHH! they're resting!
Okay, I'll be vewwy vewwy quiet.[/size]
 
  • #5,949
and...NOW!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH![/size]
 
  • #5,950
Whoah! What the hell is going on? I was just taking a nap and then someone shouted. And I notice all my chocolate is missing! CONSPIRACY!
 
  • #5,951
Comfort one another and pretend you're not lost and meaningless.
 
  • #5,952
*smacks lips, and wipes chocolate off of mouth* Chocholote? *chew* I did-*swallow* 'nt see any chocolate. CONSPIRACY? No, of course not *talks into wristwatch* "bortae! uckleberryhe has ounfe utoe."
 
  • #5,953
How can you even go on living when you don't even have a glimpse of the truth?
 
  • #5,954
BT! I messed up the noose!
SHUT UP!
 
  • #5,955
Huckleberry said:
Whoah! What the hell is going on? I was just taking a nap and then someone shouted. And I notice all my chocolate is missing! CONSPIRACY!

No conspiracy...it was for your own good! o:)
 
  • #5,956
Acting out your meaningless lives like computer programs following a routine. Don't you ever step back and try to grasp what life is really about?
 
  • #5,957
*chew* moonbear *swallows* shut up![/size]
 
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yomamma said:
*smacks lips, and wipes chocolate off of mouth* Chocholote? *chew* I did-*swallow* 'nt see any chocolate. CONSPIRACY? No, of course not *talks into wristwatch* "bortae! uckleberryhe has ounfe utoe."
Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME![/size], not you! :mad:
 
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BicycleTree said:
Acting out your meaningless lives like computer programs following a routine. Don't you ever step back and try to grasp what life is really about?
I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the place :mad:
 
  • #5,960
Don't you see the dichotomy--any honest person will admit that you act only by physical laws. But is that meaningless or meaningful? Can't you see the distinction, and see what you have to search for? Can you really believe it is all meaningless? Can you really in honest thought pretend not to care?
 
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Moonbear said:
Hey, wait! You got that all mixed up! The cure was to send the chocolate to ME. That's ME![/size], not you! :mad:
Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.
 
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yomamma said:
I was on the roof once and I was able to reach up and grasp it in my hand...then it crapped all over the place :mad:
Yeah, sometimes life just craps all over you. :smile:
 
  • #5,963
When you scroll quickly from the bottom of the screen to the top of the screen using the scroll bar at right, with one flick of the mouse, do you know how many miles per hour you are scrolling at?
 
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Huckleberry said:
Thieves I tell you.Thieves! I'm going to have to hire a private investigator. And when he finds out that yomamma did it I'll have some elasticators ready for him.
I've already got the elastrators here. :devil: This is too important of an affliction not to treat it properly. I'm going to sue Yomamma for malpractice!
 
  • #5,965
*screams like girl scout* Moonbear planned it! She forced me! I only ate the chocolate so she wouldn't get any chocolate. Franzbear! Help!
 
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yomamma said:
*screams like girl scout* Moonbear planned it! She forced me! I only ate the chocolate so she wouldn't get any chocolate. Franzbear! Help!
franzbear isn't going to help you. He knows not to cross his mother when it comes to chocolate. :approve:
 
  • #5,967
*drinking beer with Franzbear in Moonbear's fridge while nobody is looking*
 
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Your in trouble now yomamma. Better get to finding some chocolate or face the wrath of Moonbear. Notice you haven't seen Artman around in a while. He's still recovering from the last time Moonbear unleashed her squirrely wrath on him. Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate!
 
  • #5,969
http://chocolateandzucchini.com/wallpapers/chocolate.jpg

Get Cronxeh, he's drinking your beer!
 
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beer.. or chocolate.. which one to save..

choices, choices