Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #6,991
how about "mangez merde et mourez"? he should use that one. :devil:
 
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  • #6,992
I was opting not to actually write the words down here. But you get the point. By the way, congrats on the 8500th reply, Pogo! (At least until Evo does more editing). :biggrin:
 
  • #6,993
go me! i wasn't even trying. what do i win?
 
  • #6,994
nothing, you have to get 9,000 to win.

*searches phone book* I found a good lawyer for fanzbear: Jones/campton association

1800-jonescam
 
  • #6,995
:cry: i wanted the mystery prize :cry:
 
  • #6,996
trust me, you don't...
 
  • #6,997
now I'm scared
 
  • #6,998
you really should be.
 
  • #6,999
hmmm...yomamma is an odd one
 
  • #7,000
I think that AHHH! would be more appropriate in this case. ask artman...
 
  • #7,001
what is it?
 
  • #7,002
Aaaaaccccckkkkkk! What are you doing to Franzbear? Look at all this grafitti and pollution!

Ah, good choice of lawyer for him yomamma. :approve:
 
  • #7,003
yomamma said:
I think that AHHH! would be more appropriate in this case. ask artman...
Yeah, knowing this group AHHHHH! would probably be appropriate.

I have a great idea for something franzbear and I can do when he gets out of jail. I am going to gather the materials and I'll be waiting for him when he gets out. It'll be fun :smile:

(Sure hope you got him a good lawyer, Yoma.)
 
  • #7,004
Yomamma's lawyer was so good that they let Franzbear out right away on bail. :biggrin:

So now we can go on our little expedition together. :smile:

(It'll be fun) :smile:

What's that Franzbear? What are all the ballons in the car for? It's a secret. you'll find out. :smile: Let's head for the field I selected so we can start our adventure. :smile:

<we arrive at our destination>

Now you just have a seat over there in that lawn chair. You must be exhausted after being stuck in jail and in that freezing cold airplane wheel well. o:) Here you hold this bb gun. While I bring over the ballons...What do we need so many ballons for? They're just a little welcome home to you after your ordeal. o:) Here, I'll tie them to your chair...uhh :rolleyes: so you can see them better. o:) Um, you better hold these concrete blocks for a couple of minutes...just while I tie on more ballons. o:) There, now aren't they pretty? Oh here you can hand me those concret blocks now...You still have that bb gun right?

Franzbear, your chair is rising off the ground. Franzbear you're going too high. Franzbear you're going too high. Franzbear you're going too high. Quick, you better shoot some of the ballons! Franzbear you're going too high. You must be 1000 feet in the air! Shoot some of the ballons! Franzbear! Shoot some of the ballons!

Wow he must be 5000 feet in the air. Oh, this field is close to the airforce base. Wow, they must have called out the fighter squadron! They keep buzzing by Franzbear! Ut oh, I wonder if they see the gun?

Franzbear! Look out I think they're going to shoo...!

Rattatatatat!
BLAM!
BLAM!

Wow. Who'd have thought they could hit all those ballons that fast.
 
  • #7,005
owww!
 
  • #7,006
Headlines

US AIR FORCE ATTACKS MYSTERY UFO .. ups

MULTICOLORED ALIEN INFILTRATES US AIR SPACE..nytimes


IT WAS BLOODY AWFUL...BBC
 
  • #7,007
hypatia said:
Headlines

US AIR FORCE ATTACKS MYSTERY UFO .. ups

MULTICOLORED ALIEN INFILTRATES US AIR SPACE..nytimes


IT WAS BLOODY AWFUL...BBC
:biggrin:

The mysterious being, dubbed by observers "Lawnchair Franzbear," infiltrated US Airforce restricted airspace, and was shot down when the pilots investigating the craft saw that the alien aircraft's pilot was indeed armed.
 
  • #7,008
interesting... very interesting
 
  • #7,009
klusener said:
interesting... very interesting
Do you ever actually talk? :confused:
 
  • #7,010
Danger! I've seen you out in the "real" forums (you know those science things :smile:), but I haven't come across you in here lately.

Too bad about Franzbear getting shot down. They'll probably take the damaged lawnchair and the poor battered thread to Area 54 for a thorough examination.
 
  • #7,011
Artman said:
Too bad about Franzbear getting shot down. They'll probably take the damaged lawnchair and the poor battered thread to Area 54 for a thorough examination.
They've got all sorts of scarey looking probes there, and they've been known to dissect any specimens they find! At the least, they'll be snipping away bits for biopsy. Poor poor Franzbear!
 
  • #7,012
Moonbear said:
They've got all sorts of scarey looking probes there, and they've been known to dissect any specimens they find! At the least, they'll be snipping away bits for biopsy. Poor poor Franzbear!
Yeah. Won't they feel silly when they find out that he is just a mutant, zombie, e-love-child, thread-that-won't-die, created by a bunch of science/pirate nerds from physicsforums.com...ut oh, we could be in a lot of trouble.



I'm running away before the men-in-black show up!
:eek:
 
  • #7,013
moonbear said:
they've got all sorts of scary looking probes there...

franzbear has been probed with 1462 devices so far. they still have to run a lot more tests. I have a picture of the next one:

contraption.JPG


you see they take that wire, and that metal arm, and, well...i don't feel comfortable telling the rest...
 
  • #7,014
I'm not normaly squimish..but the look of that machine...oh the inhumanity!
Someone must go undercover..and help him excape.
 
  • #7,015
That looks like a good candidate for Letterman's "Is it anything?" segment!

Okay, okay, we'll have to assemble the Minions for another rescue operation. But, Area 54 is a tough one to get into. And if we get caught, well, I don't even want to think about what they'd do to us. *shudders*

Oh, wait! I just got a call from Franzbear for us to come pick him up. It seems they've been probing one of the balloon strings. He's okay!

Okay Franzbear, just start walking. Keep following the sun.
 
  • #7,016
Moonbear said:
It seems they've been probing one of the balloon strings. He's okay!
So, basically, they wanted to give him an anal probe, but didn't know where to start or when to finish? :biggrin:
 
  • #7,017
Artman said:
So, basically, they wanted to give him an anal probe, but didn't know where to start or when to finish? :biggrin:

Yep, there are advantages to being a thread. :smile:

(Darn, I had this thread killed the natural way for 17 hours, and Artman had to show up and post. )
 
  • #7,018
Moonbear said:
(Darn, I had this thread killed the natural way for 17 hours, and Artman had to show up and post. )
You really think I didn't notice that? :rolleyes:


Mine again. :smile:
 
  • #7,019
Snatches up the thread and runs. You should know I hesitate at nothing to keep this thread as mine, all mine! Forget cutting the apron strings, Franzbear IS the apron strings. :biggrin: :-p
 
  • #7,020
What a kind mother!she prefer to kill her son by her own hands!Well, I know why she wants to kill him!