Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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a n00b! jelfish!
 
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yomamma said:
kicks YDOAPS from behind*

artman, maybe we can kill that thread together!
You grab one concrete shoe and take a bus (I think you're still too young to drive) and I'll grab his other concrete shoe and drive the other way.



:rolleyes: What's that Franzbear? Oh we're just trying to help you loose those concrete shoes. Right Yomamma? :biggrin:
 
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hmmm...
 
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Jelfish said:
It's been said that the person who ends a conversation often does it by saying something so profound, no response is necessary.
You heard that about this thread? :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :biggrin:
 
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yomamma and Artman, join me and we can rule the galaxy...no, that's not right...join me and we can kill franzbear :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
yomamma and Artman, join me and we can rule the galaxy...no, that's not right...join me and we can kill franzbear :devil:
I want the galaxy. :approve:
 
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Artman said:
You grab one concrete shoe and take a bus (I think you're still too young to drive) and I'll grab his other concrete shoe and drive the other way.



:rolleyes: What's that Franzbear? Oh we're just trying to help you loose those concrete shoes. Right Yomamma? :biggrin:

You can't get concrete shoes off that way! Geez, leave you alone for a few minutes, and look at the trouble you're getting into. Franzbear, hold still while I put these grenades on your shoes. Once I pull the pins, just hold VERY VERY still.

*pulls pins and runs*

Kaaaabooooooooommmmmm! Blllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaammmm![/size]
 
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not enough power. I have eight 12-pound cases of c-4. hold still...

*runs*
KKKKAAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAMMMMM![/size]
 
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I wouldn't mind the grenade so much, except I had the concrete shoe and franzbear's leg in my car!
 
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Artman said:
I want the galaxy. :approve:
ok, how about both?
 
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What the hell... I think I'll just hide in a corner.
 
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:rolleyes: Ooh, look at Franzbear flying...and
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AAACCCKKKKK! Look out Franzbear! You're headed straight for the propellers on that helicopter getting ready for lift-off.

THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP THWUMP
 
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okay, I have 200 50-pound cases of C-4. but we''l have to light a fuse so long, that we could get miles away.

*hooks up the c-4*
*lights the incredibly long fuse*
*runs*
[18 hours later]
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM![/size]
lets go and check on him...
 
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Jelfish said:
What the hell... I think I'll just hide in a corner.
Even corners aren't safe around here. Once you enter this thread, you never leave the same again. :devil:
 
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Okay, scientists estimate that franzbear is somewhere in the stratoshphere. they can see him falling, it looks like he'll land in sacremento, CA.
 
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what?! he is still alive?! he is worse than cats. and you know how greg hates cats
 
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they have word that he's just landed. and the FBI wans us for attempted murder. apperently, one of us is a spy who's been keeping close surveilance on us...
 
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attempted murder?! that is totally unfair...you don't get a nobel prize for attempted scientific breakthrough
 
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I think the spy is jelfish. he never tried to hurt franzbear!
 
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i never did trust him
 
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ban jelfish!
 
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Spy? Me? Never! Here, you can check my cufflinks.
 
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Jelfish said:
Spy? Me? Never! Here, you can check my cufflinks.
Oh, you think you can pull that one on us, huh? Let me see that tie tack of yours.
 
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NO! .. ahem. It has sentimental value. o:)
 
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Jelfish said:
NO! .. ahem. It has sentimental value. o:)
Oh, I just want to admire it. o:)

Franzbear, don't forget to tell the nice FBI guys about your adventures on airplanes and foreign countries, and the fun you have playing with explosives, and that shack we...er...I mean Artman burned down in the woods. :biggrin:
 
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it's a mic! i think he needs to borrow a pair of franzbear's special shoes :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
it's a mic! i think he needs to borrow a pair of franzbear's special shoes :devil:
Good idea. You go take care of Jelfish, and I'm going to head over to Quantico to see if I can help Franzbear with the FBI (and make sure he doesn't incriminate me with anything he tells them.)[/size]
 
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Shoes? Do they come in US size 11?
 
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here they are. try them on. we're going to the lake :devil:
 
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*bats eyelashes* Hi there Mr. FBI Guy! Wow, don't you look stunning in that suit and those sunglasses. I just wanted to find out if my son was okay. You really should get him some psychiatric counseling while you have him in custody. Poor kid has had a rough life. His father ran out on him at a very young age, and he's been having these delusions about people out to kill him and some fictitious "Genco Family." Don't believe any of it, he's just out of his mind. You might have to resort to electroshock therapy or a lobotomy.