Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
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Lisa! said:
What a kind mother!
Yeah, she's a mother alright. :-p


<cautiously snips the apron strings, without harming poor dear Franzbear.>

Come on Franzbear. I know a place where we can go swimming with the dolphins!


They hardly ever get them mixed up with sharks anymore. :smile:

It'll be fun. :smile: o:)
 
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  • #7,022
Artman said:
Yeah, she's a mother alright. :-p


<cautiously snips the apron strings, without harming poor dear Franzbear.>

Come on Franzbear. I know a place where we can go swimming with the dolphins!


They hardly ever get them mixed up with sharks anymore. :smile:

It'll be fun. :smile: o:)

Franzbear, you know full well you shouldn't go in the water without your wetsuit on. I got you a new one; isn't it so cute made to look just like a seal?
 
  • #7,023
*snatches franzbear*

c'mon! we're goin' bunjee jumpin! I'll tie your cord!
 
  • #7,024
yomamma said:
*snatches franzbear*

c'mon! we're goin' bunjee jumpin! I'll tie your cord!

See, this is what happens when you haven't read all 8500+ replies here. :rolleyes: Franzbear already went bungee jumping. One of his uncles took him...can't remember if it was his Uncle Artman or his Uncle Toxyn, but he didn't like it much. Seems he had a bad experience with a very worn bungee cord. :frown:
 
  • #7,025
*snatches franzbear*
we'er going camping...you can build the fire :devil:
 
  • #7,026
Moonbear said:
See, this is what happens when you haven't read all 8500+ replies here. :rolleyes: Franzbear already went bungee jumping. One of his uncles took him...can't remember if it was his Uncle Artman or his Uncle Toxyn, but he didn't like it much. Seems he had a bad experience with a very worn bungee cord. :frown:
Didn't he try a life as a cable once?
Or was that another thread? I forget..
 
  • #7,027
sorry franzbear


let's go to the zoo! they have a 'pet the lions exhibit'

okay, before you pet them, hide this meat in your shirt so they won't dislike you. now go in through that door that says 'warning, electrical fence'. yes, that one

ZZZZAAAP![/size]
 
  • #7,028
i think i smell something...burnt hair?
 
  • #7,029
burnt thread :wink:

hey, he's moving!

*franzbear ges up*

wait! I thought of the only thing that can kill franzbear!
*takes scissors*
*cuts franzbear in 2*
*cuts him in 4*
 
  • #7,030
yomamma said:
burnt thread :wink:

hey, he's moving!

*franzbear ges up*

wait! I thought of the only thing that can kill franzbear!
*takes scissors*
*cuts franzbear in 2*
*cuts him in 4*
He's like that magic trick where the magician cuts and cuts and then opens it up and it's still one huge long piece.


Come on Franzbear, let's go play chicken with a train. How do we play? It's easy! :smile: You stand on the tracks and dare the train to turn away first. Well, yeah, most people play chicken with a car, but what's the challange in that? :smile: It'll be fun! :smile: o:)
 
  • #7,031
hmmm...kentucky fried chicken...

franzbear, you ruined a perfectly good tran, and set of railroad tracks! I'm going to have to punish you! let's see, we have a meat grinder, a pogo stick, and $2,000 worth of electrical equipment. what should I do?
 
  • #7,032
yomamma said:
...lets see, we have a meat grinder, a pogo stick, and $2,000 worth of electrical equipment. what should I do?
 
  • #7,033
oh yeah, and my imagination :devil:
 
  • #7,034
Franzbear, how many times have I told you that yomamma is a bad influence on you? Now, come along, we need to buy you new shoes. Just stick your feet in this concrete here and wait for it to harden. Oh, yes, that's just a mold we'll make, and then they can use it to make custom-fitted shoes for you.
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Okay, that cement looks hard enough now. Hmm...now how do we get your feet back out? Oh, maybe soaking in water will help. Just try to hop along with me here...okay, I'll hang onto your arms while you soak in this river. Oops, oh no! My hands must have gotten wet and slippery and I lost my grip!
 
  • #7,035
OHHH MAN! I WAS SOOOO CLOSE TO A NEW PERSONAL MINESWEEPER BEST!

Sad! I was really feeling this one too!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9152/minesweepernoooo3bf.png
 
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  • #7,036
As long as your minesweeper addiction isn't as bad as Zz's Disney addiction, we'll still let you hang around Franzbear. :-p
 
  • #7,037
Moonbear said:
Franzbear, how many times have I told you that yomamma is a bad influence on you? Now, come along, we need to buy you new shoes. Just stick your feet in this concrete here and wait for it to harden. Oh, yes, that's just a mold we'll make, and then they can use it to make custom-fitted shoes for you...Okay, that cement looks hard enough now. Hmm...now how do we get your feet back out? Oh, maybe soaking in water will help. Just try to hop along with me here...okay, I'll hang onto your arms while you soak in this river. Oops, oh no! My hands must have gotten wet and slippery and I lost my grip!
Let me help you out of there Franzbear.

<Pulls the soaked Franzbear from the river (still wearing his cement shoes.).>

There you go. Good as new. o:)

Now, let's go try playing chicken with trains again. :biggrin: :devil:

It'll be fun. :biggrin:
 
  • #7,038
Artman said:
Let me help you out of there Franzbear.

<Pulls the soaked Franzbear from the river (still wearing his cement shoes.).>

There you go. Good as new. o:)

Now, let's go try playing chicken with trains again. :biggrin: :devil:

It'll be fun. :biggrin:

:rolleyes: Franzbear, honey, when will you ever learn? *Drags Franzbear off train tracks in the nick of time*
I think skydiving will be more your style. Leave the shoes on, they'll provide, um, ballast, yeah, that's important for skydiving.

*stuffs sheet into backpack* Okay, Franzbear, here's your 'chute.
 
  • #7,039
*breaks engine of airplane*

sorry, franzbear it looks like you can't go skydiving today. how about helping me test something i saw on mythbusters today. just get in the pool...don't worry, it worked for them. hmmm, i guess i "forgot" to empty the pool :devil:

*takes aim*
 
  • #7,040
Quick Franzbear, put this rope around your neck and I'll get my car and drag you out of the pool to safety!



Oh and, you can leave your shoes on. :wink: :-p :biggrin:
 
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  • #7,041
no!
*cuts rope*
don't listen to uncle artman! bad thread! you know what, let's go to that mob hideout downtown. okay, to get in, you have to say a special password. listen carefully: "police!" k, now kick the door open
bang!
bang!
bang!
bang!
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:approve:
 
  • #7,042
duck, franzbear!
 
  • #7,043
too late. he's not dead, but he looks like swiss cheese...
 
  • #7,044
Swiss cheese? Oh no! Franzbear, watch out for those giant rats in the alley!
SQUEAK![/size]
I'm getting outta here!
 
  • #7,045
*snatches franzbear when nobody's looking*
 
  • #7,046
Franzbear, run from the rats! (you know, yomamma, pogo, moonbear, oh and the ones in the alley.) :biggrin:


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<Franzbear trying to run in concrete shoes.>
 
  • #7,047
*sneaks up behind artman, ninja style, with piano wire*
 
  • #7,048
kicks YDOAPS from behind*

artman, maybe we can kill that thread together!
 
  • #7,049
uhg.. to think I actually started reading this thread with an intension to read all of it. It's been said that the person who ends a conversation often does it by saying something so profound, no response is necessary. This, of course, is the epitome of wishful thinking.
 
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Franzbear and Artman running from pogo