Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

[Lisa!]

My headache's got back after looking at your post, yomamma!

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

Yommomma, I hate you. You made that big SHHHHH! And the now the page is ****ing 20 meters wide.

Stop encouraging the boy.

 

[Artman]

ooo.. and what a coincidence, I haven't seen dawguard either...

...or soap and water...

 

[Dawguard]

My headache's got back after looking at your post, yomamma!

Yomamma's just exhibiting typical juvenile behavior. Ignore him, it usually works best. They crave attention, so starve them out. "yomamma, who's that, I don't think I've ever heard of him!" that kind of idea.

 

[Mk]

Yomamma's just exhibiting typical juvenile behavior. Ignore him, it usually works best. They crave attention

Just cut off his leg. This usually works best in my experience.

 

[JamesU]

Just cut off his leg. This usually works best in my experience.

I'm wondring who was the victim of this 'expirience'...

 

[scott1]

what happens when a 12000 lbs ambulance makes a turn in McDonalds drive-thru and doesn't quite fit in, ramming thru the guard poles?

Tribdog starts a thread killer champions because franzbear is the back of the ambulance

 

[Artman]

Tribdog starts a thread killer champions because franzbear is the back of the ambulance

More likely Tribdog was in the back of the ambulance, blew himself up, or melted himself to a nylon carpet or...OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. TRIBDOG IS FRANZBEAR!

 

[JamesU]

hmmm...no.

 

[Artman]

hmmm...no.

You haven't considered the facts. Tribdog and Franzbear share many traits. They are constantly getting hurt by bizarre freakish 'accidents' (okay they're 'on purposes', but there isn't a word for that, is there?), they are both certainly the love e-child of Moonbear and Franznitche, right? And you never see the two of them together. hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Dawguard]

hmmm...no.

HAAA! You're denying it! How can you deny unless you know? How can you know it isn't until you know who it is! How can you know unless you are?!

Lisa!, Moonbear, you know who franzbear! is. Please verify this for me, expose yomamma for the fraud he is!

 

[JamesU]

He meant fraznbear, not franzbear!

 

[scott1]

You haven't considered the facts. Tribdog and Franzbear share many traits. They are constantly getting hurt by bizarre freakish 'accidents' (okay they're 'on purposes', but there isn't a word for that, is there?), they are both certainly the love e-child of Moonbear and Franznitche, right? And you never see the two of them together. hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.

WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THAT!
Franzbear is a clone that Moonbear made useing yomamma's and lisa!'s DNA that was created as to assainaite thread's but then kidnapped by Tirbdog so he could use franzbear to create and lead an army of thread killeres.
Which explains the reason why 10,351 post in this thread because for every post it creats another thread killer!
Though the Franzbear-thread equations we can explain the reason this thread exist.
$$\int=mc^2$$
where:
$$\int=$$ franzbear
$$m=$$ the moonbearian matter which describes the expanison of this thread though moonbears post(she does more then any elese)
$$c =$$ the speed of light/speed of thread killers
if your where to acclerate $$m$$ to $$c^2$$ it would turn intor pure franzbear!
Now in the equation
$$T \geq y(\frac {\iint}{L!}) + \infty$$
This is called the Tribdogan energy equation
where:
$$T$$ is tribdog
$$y$$ is yomamama's
$$\iint$$ = 2 franzbears
$$L!$$ is Lisa!
The rest of the equation is improtent.
If Tribdogan energy where not be greater then left side of the equation then this thread would never existed.And yomama would of killed this thread before it even existed.
$$\int \nearrow tk$$
$$\searrow tk$$
this diagram shows a quataum nuclear theard killer chain reaction where tk is a theard killer this diagram shows who tribdog building his army of thread kilers
$$L_p = P = t \cdot m$$
This equation shows that the land mark poster(this could apply to all post) if the poster balance oftribdogan energry and moonbearian = the post #.for expla if Artman's balance of tribdogan and moonbraian energy was 10,000.Most of the time this number chages to allow more post to be made on this thread.But there is some rare exptions for the one time posters.

 

[Artman]

scott1
I love it!

You see, the scientific community is rushing to provide support for my statement. I feel a theory is just around the corner.

 

[JamesU]

When did you come back to franzbar anyway?

 

[JamesU]

I'm flying off to san antonio in a few hours I get to miss school tomorrow to go to six flags

 

[Artman]

Okay, is yommama gone yet?

<looks around>

PARTY AT FRANZBEAR!

YAHOO!

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[cronxeh]

http://cronx.freeshell.org/DSC01025.JPG

Unlocked, overclocked, and ready to rock
mp3, video, gps (navman and tomtom), calc, mspaint, solitaire, chess, explorer, aaand so on

ahh the forbidden fruit.. me so hungry

 

[Mattara]

yomamma, how does it feel?

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3245/birthdayfront9zt.jpg

 

[JamesU]

I hate small planes and I hate flying by myself because the airline treats me like a baby.

 

[Mk]

Hahaha, the airlines treats you like a baby? How babyish is that to say? Ok well, you have to admit, you know.

Even though I'm against flying to California on a school day just to go to a theme park, I wish you the best of luck.

May the force be with you.

I have spoken.

 

[scott1]

Even though I'm against flying to California on a school day just to go to a theme park, I wish you the best of luck.

I agree with you, why would someone go to san antino, califroina just to go six flags...IF SAN ANTINO WAS IN CALIFORNIA! the city is in Texas where they fought the battle of the Almo and where six flags flew over texas(yes that's why the call six flags because differn't countiries had claims on texas).
That's like pengwuino and ddurdo living califronia and not in Antartica.

 

[Moonbear]

WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THAT!
Franzbear is a clone that Moonbear made useing yomamma's and lisa!'s DNA that was created as to assainaite thread's but then kidnapped by Tirbdog so he could use franzbear to create and lead an army of thread killeres.
Which explains the reason why 10,351 post in this thread because for every post it creats another thread killer!
Though the Franzbear-thread equations we can explain the reason this thread exist.
$$\int=mc^2$$
where:
$$\int=$$ franzbear
$$m=$$ the moonbearian matter which describes the expanison of this thread though moonbears post(she does more then any elese)
$$c =$$ the speed of light/speed of thread killers
if your where to acclerate $$m$$ to $$c^2$$ it would turn intor pure franzbear!
Now in the equation
$$T \geq y(\frac {\iint}{L!}) + \infty$$
This is called the Tribdogan energy equation
where:
$$T$$ is tribdog
$$y$$ is yomamama's
$$\iint$$ = 2 franzbears
$$L!$$ is Lisa!
The rest of the equation is improtent.
If Tribdogan energy where not be greater then left side of the equation then this thread would never existed.And yomama would of killed this thread before it even existed.
$$\int \nearrow tk$$
$$\searrow tk$$
this diagram shows a quataum nuclear theard killer chain reaction where tk is a theard killer this diagram shows who tribdog building his army of thread kilers
$$L_p = P = t \cdot m$$
This equation shows that the land mark poster(this could apply to all post) if the poster balance oftribdogan energry and moonbearian = the post #.for expla if Artman's balance of tribdogan and moonbraian energy was 10,000.Most of the time this number chages to allow more post to be made on this thread.But there is some rare exptions for the one time posters.

I love it!

 

[JamesU]

I only missed 1 day of school, and I had to go that day to get to sea world...

 

[franzbear!]

I'm being ignored again! I already rule half the world (the better half, and I'm not telling you which it is) and am working hard on the second half, but I don't get any attention! Here you people are, the only ones who can speak to me and plead your case, but you don't even bother. Don't you want to be rich, powerful, and happy? I can make that happen, just please, please don't ignore me!

I'm getting depressed now. I think that my power has isolated me, and I can never be anything but lonely.

Still ignoring me.

Say something!

 

[JamesU]

shut...up...

 

[franzbear!]

HA! Made you say something!

I'm not being ignored! Yomamma, I love you! :!) :!) I'm not depressed anymore!

 

[JamesU]

I'm scared now...

 

[franzbear!]

Be afraid...be very afraid

Ah, my mood swings are starting to act up again. It's a problem inherent when there is no physical neurology to anchor my emotions in reality. I tend to get rather...loopy . Like a permanet high, without the adverse effects.

 

[scott1]

I wonder what would if Franzbear! killed TKC?

 

[JamesU]

Uh-oh, franzbear is back on the stuoids...

 

[Artman]

shut...up...

That was funny.

Don't you want to be rich, powerful, and happy?

don't need to be rich, don't want to be powerful. I'll take some happy though.

 

[JamesU]

Artman is crazy

 

[scott1]

Artman is crazy

Your just saying because he made the 10,000 post.

 

[JamesU]

*covers ears*
I can't hear you!