Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #251
Moonbear said:
I'm going to have to look up that word, "unqares." Maybe we should add it to the Word a Day thread? Well, since I've never heard of the word, it must not mean me, so I'm okay. Besides, I still have that bear protection suit. I haven't worn that into the thread yet. Maybe that'll be tomorrow's outfit. I'll document how hot it is, how heavy it is to walk around in, whether I can stand up or sit down, and what the best approach to the call of nature is while wearing that suit. Yep, that ought to kill the thread if it manages to survive the night. :smile:

RRRRRRrr...

And me without any more claymores, just these flashbangs and incedniery grenades. Not even any frags...
 
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  • #252
franznietzsche said:
*drags thread into the bottom of the [q]uantum well he was into resum commiserating with the down quark.*
Nice of you to drop by ! :approve:
 
  • #253
That wasn't too bright of franz to just drop in and hand you the thread, was it? :smile:

But, hey, if I'll retrieve it from a rhino rectum, I suppose diving into a quantum well isn't too extreme to fetch a thread.

Mine now! :biggrin:
 
  • #254
Moonbear said:
That wasn't too bright of franz to just drop in and hand you the thread, was it? :smile:

But, hey, if I'll retrieve it from a rhino rectum, I suppose diving into a quantum well isn't too extreme to fetch a thread.

Mine now! :biggrin:

Not any more.
 
  • #255
*tiptoes in, holds chloroform soaked cloth over franz's face so he doesn't wake everyone else who's sleeping, steals thread and tiptoes back out.*
 
  • #256
Moonbear said:
*tiptoes in, holds chloroform soaked cloth over franz's face so he doesn't wake everyone else who's sleeping, steals thread and tiptoes back out.*


Silly moonbear, cholorform has no effect over me.

*Uses gravity gun to pull moonbear back, takes thread from her, and launches her with said gun many miles (into some soft feather pillows, of course)*
 
  • #257
*hits franz on the head with a frying pan, grabs thread and uses gravity gun to launch himself many miles away - then runs*
 
  • #258
Smurf said:
*hits franz on the head with a frying pan, grabs thread and uses gravity gun to launch himself many miles away - then runs*


You can't launch yourself with a gravity gun, haven't you played half-life 2?

*smacks smurf upside the head*

Yeah, who's got the bigger post count now?

The thread is mine.

And welcome back.
 
  • #259
I predict: franz's childishness will make him grab this thread back.
 
  • #260
arildno said:
I predict: franz's childishness will make him grab this thread back.
Like I said, they never suspect me.

It's mine.

Also, Welcome back Smurf.
 
  • #261
Oh... are we taking this thread off of each other? I see. Well in that case :rolleyes:

*The Bob simply reaches down, using his massive height, and takes the thread away. He puts it in the nearest cloud for safe keeping and leaves hoping no one will take it (:smile:), while singing 'I knew my height was worth keeping'*

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #262
The Bob said:
Oh... are we taking this thread off of each other? I see. Well in that case :rolleyes:
You can go back to sleep The Bob. I'll take good care of the thread for you.

<Artman, who is also quite tall, reaches up and wisks the thread from the cloud.>
 
  • #263
Moonbear said:
Artman, good move sending Russ after a Democrat. That should keep a few thread killers occupied.
I'm back - all the Democrats were at Starbucks, and you know I'm not going in there!
 
  • #264
russ_watters said:
I'm back - all the Democrats were at Starbucks, and you know I'm not going in there!
Being a Republican myself, I knew you'd be back.

Hey, I thought I just heard someone say, "Bush and the military ought to mind their own business." It came from over that way.

< points to the far left. Russ exits running.>

Mine again. :smile:
 
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  • #265
Now. Finally an end to this thing. Anyone who replies after this will infact temporally reply in the reverse direction. I'm officially the last *Monique reverses time*

oh, and time cannot be reversed back, that would mean a terrible collapse of the universe

Do you feel yourself getting younger yet? Tss, this is a physics forum and they did not think of this solution themselves :rolleyes:
 
  • #266
Monique said:
Now. Finally an end to this thing. Anyone who replies after this will infact temporally reply in the reverse direction. I'm officially the last *Monique reverses time*

oh, and time cannot be reversed back, that would mean a terrible collapse of the universe

Do you feel yourself getting younger yet? Tss, this is a physics forum and they did not think of this solution themselves :rolleyes:
Now hold on a second, Tribdog already took us into the past (when he became three flaming Tribdogs) so what you have done is actually turn us back to the present. And speaking of presents, thanks for the thread!
:biggrin:
 
  • #267
Artman said:
Now hold on a second, Tribdog already took us into the past (when he became three flaming Tribdogs) so what you have done is actually turn us back to the present. And speaking of presents, thanks for the thread!
:biggrin:


Back to the past with this one.
 
  • #268
Is the thread now mine?
 
  • #269
After I risked all of our lives to warp space and time back to the present, you guys just waltz in here and swipe the thread. Well I never.
 
  • #270
Sorry, I did not realize what a brave thing you did for us. I will leave you with your thread, good day sir.
 
  • #271
russ_watters said:
I'm back - all the Democrats were at Starbucks, and you know I'm not going in there!

:smile: Yep, Starbucks is a dangerous place. They've managed to get me addicted to lattes, darn caffeine pushers! A cup of that sometime between 2 and 3 in the afternoon, and it gets me through the rest of the day. (Hey, it's good for me, it has milk in it. :biggrin:)

And P.S., I've got the thread now.
 
  • #272
Lets have PF sell shares of stock to determine who in the end will inevitably own the thread. 51% will be the owner of the particular thread at hand and can close it at their own volition hehe.
 
  • #273
motai said:
Lets have PF sell shares of stock to determine who in the end will inevitably own the thread. 51% will be the owner of the particular thread at hand and can close it at their own volition hehe.

I think based opn the fact that i post far more in GD than anyone else that i have the most shares.

My thread now.
 
  • #274
mattmns said:
Sorry, I did not realize what a brave thing you did for us. I will leave you with your thread, good day sir.
I suppose, since you have acknowlegded my potential sacrifice of all our lives, you may borrow my thread, but don't expect to keep it.
:wink:
 
  • #275
Artman said:
I suppose, since you have acknowlegded my potential sacrifice of all our lives, you may borrow my thread, but don't expect to keep it.
:wink:

MY thread, and no he may not borrow it.
 
  • #276
No need to borrow it considering that is is MY THREAD!
 
  • #277
mattmns said:
No need to borrow it considering that is is MY THREAD!

Not anymore.
 
  • #278
I guess we should tell you, shouldn't we sister? That we have been giving the thread small doses of arsenic in its tea. You see, it's lonely and we feel so sorry for it, don't we sister. When it does die, we will have it buried in the Panama Canal that Teddy has been digging in the basement, along with all the other gentlemen threads that we have helped. o:)

It won't be too much longer. More tea, thread? o:)

Here you go. <Hands the steaming beverage to the thread, who drinks it straight down>

What's that? you're not feeling well? Perhaps you should lie down. o:)

Teddy, we need another canal dug.

<Trumpet blast from the top of the stairs> "CHARGE!"
 
  • #279
Its ok, i have some medicine for arsenic poisoning given to me by a man who really wanted to sell me a resort in pacoima the vacation capital of califorinia :rolleyes:

Here you go thread

*Thread dies*

Well, would you look at that...the schmuck swindled me...
 
  • #280
Oh dear sister, that is not one of our guest threads. You can't bury him in our basement.

Who is he and why did he put that imposter thread in our window seat? He looks like fran...

It's franznietzsche and he's come to try and take our thread.

You get out of our thread.

Now sister, be nice. Let's offer him some tea. o:)
 
  • #281
Artman said:
Oh dear sister, that is not one of our guest threads. You can't bury him in our basement.

Who is he and why did he put that imposter thread in our window seat? He looks like fran...

It's franznietzsche and he's come to try and take our thread.

You get out of our thread.

Now sister, be nice. Let's offer him some tea. o:)


My thread you philandering thread-hussy.
 
  • #282
franznietzsche said:
My thread you philandering thread-hussy.
Well I never! (Well hardly ever.)
:blushing:
 
  • #283
Artman said:
Well I never! (Well hardly ever.)
:blushing:


My spidey-senses are telling me you're lying.

(Jeebus christo, are we already 20 pages on this topic? lives we have not)
 
  • #284
I am going to be away for a long weekend. I am going to leave special instructions for the care and feeding of the thread while I am away. (I don't want anything to happen to it until I return late Monday.)

First of all, don't leave it alone with franznietzsche. he does not seem very responsible when it comes to caring for it.

Moonbear should be watched as well. She can be very naughty and this is a fairly young and impressionable thread. (Especially if the fleet's in.)

mattmns may borrow the thread, but he must bring it back.

Give the thread plenty of clean water (none of the muddy stuff they sometimes feed the political threads). Oh that reminds me, Russ may visit, but don't let him make the thread too conservative.

Keep the doors locked so Math Is Hard doesn't just walk in and take off with it (you know how she can be).

Other than that I guess that everything should be...sniff...sniff...
I'm so worried, there are so many trying to kill my poor little thread.
Be a good thread...sniff...sniff... Don't talk to any strangers (don't worry there are none stranger than us) and I'll see you when I get back.
 
  • #285
Artman said:
Moonbear should be watched as well. She can be very naughty and this is a fairly young and impressionable thread. (Especially if the fleet's in.)

:bugeye: Hey! I draw the line at being watched!

Now, come here little thread, we need to show you the ropes, and we know hanging around sailors is just the thing for that. :biggrin:
 
  • #286
Moonbear said:
:bugeye: Hey! I draw the line at being watched!

Now, come here little thread, we need to show you the ropes, and we know hanging around sailors is just the thing for that. :biggrin:
Hey! I haven't even left yet and already Moonbear is bringing on the sailors! Next thing there will probably be a dozen or so partying nuns, forty or so penitent guys sayin their hail Marys and who knows what else!
 
  • #287
Artman,you said u were about to finally quit this thread (you said you were going to leave)...Have you changed your mind about "leaving"...?

Daniel.
 
  • #288
Artman said:
Hey! I haven't even left yet

Given that its MY thread you can't leave instructions for it. I'm the boss around here.

and already Moonbear is bringing on the sailors!

Sailor Moon outfits, what?

Next thing there will probably be a dozen or so partying nuns

There goes the neighborhood :rolleyes:

forty or so penitent guys sayin their hail Marys and who knows what else!

ONly the penitent man shal pass, only the penitent man shall pass, only the penitent man shall pass, the penitent man is humble, before god, he KNEELS!

Whoever identifies the reference first, may take care of the thread in my absence while i go off and party for the weekend.
 
  • #289
He just doesn't trust me as a thread-sitter. :cry:
 
  • #290
franznietzsche said:
Given that its MY thread you can't leave instructions for it. I'm the boss around here.



Sailor Moon outfits, what?



There goes the neighborhood :rolleyes:



ONly the penitent man shal pass, only the penitent man shall pass, only the penitent man shall pass, the penitent man is humble, before god, he KNEELS!

Whoever identifies the reference first, may take care of the thread in my absence while i go off and party for the weekend.
I know it and I can't stay with the thread! :cry: Sean was so funny in that movie!

Behave all of you. Now I am really leaving this time.
 
  • #291
Artman said:
I know it and I can't stay with the thread! :cry: Sean was so funny in that movie!

Behave all of you. Now I am really leaving this time.

We'll have to see if anyone else is smart enough to get it then :-p
 
  • #292
That movie was super hot...I liked Robert,simply because he eventually proved to be EVIL...And Demi was hot,as always...

Danievil.
 
  • #293
dextercioby said:
That movie was super hot...I liked Robert,simply because he eventually proved to be EVIL...And Demi was hot,as always...

Danievil.


You get nothing if you cannot name the movie.
 
  • #294
I don't know the name of the movie in English,simply because it was translated into Romanian and usually the mot-à-mot translation back doesn't coincide with the original.:-p

The thread kill is still undecided...:-p

Daniel.
 
  • #295
dextercioby said:
I don't know the name of the movie in English,simply because it was translated into Romanian and usually the mot-à-mot translation back doesn't coincide with the original.:-p

The thread kill is still undecided...:-p

Daniel.


And you can't say what it would be if you untranslated it? If you can recognize the line, you have no excuse.
 
  • #296
It should contain the words:"The Penitent"...:confused; :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #297
dextercioby said:
It should contain the words:"The Penitent"...:confused; :-p

Daniel.


The line has nothing to do with the title. Its actually a semi-obscure line, although the scene its in isn't.
 
  • #298
I thought it's the line that Indy keeps reminding himself of as he follows the path to the grail in Last Crusade (when something swings and he ducks under it when going through the dark cave-tunnel thingy)...but Dex has me confused.
 
  • #299
Gokul43201 said:
I thought it's the line that Indy keeps reminding himself of as he follows the path to the grail in Last Crusade (when something swings and he ducks under it when going through the dark cave-tunnel thingy)...but Dex has me confused.

Dex doesn't know what he's talking about.

You're close. You got the movie, so you win.

Its what he says right before the spinning blades that he ducks and rolls inbetween. He reads his father's journal which has the clue "only the penitent man shall pass" in reference to the first of the three trials.
 
  • #300
What do I win ?
 

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