Thread Killer Champions: Franzbear & Moonbear

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The discussion revolves around the humorous concept of "thread killers" on a forum, where participants analyze who tends to end conversations with their posts. The top offenders identified include franznietzsche, Moonbear, and tribdog, with a playful tone suggesting a competition for the title of "thread killer." Participants debate the validity of counting last posts as a measure of thread-killing ability, arguing that it should be adjusted based on the total number of posts each user has made. The conversation shifts into a light-hearted narrative, likening thread-killing to a horror movie scenario, with participants playfully accusing each other of sabotaging discussions and attempting to "steal" the thread. The banter includes references to fictional scenarios involving dramatic rescues and humorous characterizations, maintaining a light and comedic atmosphere throughout.
  • #181
mattmns said:
NEITHER OF YOU BIATCHES ARE GOING TO KILL THIS THREAD

Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)
 
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  • #182
Moonbear said:
Y O U.

You got this one,right.You owe me...a quick exit... :-p

Danievil.
 
  • #183
mattmns said:
Where did you get that from? I was just posting the lyrics to a popular positive rap song o:)

Hmmm...it seems mattmns escaped my first attempt. Perhaps written words aren't enough to include in the potion. *tosses mattmns tarnished halo into the bubbling cauldron and repeats the chant*
 
  • #184
Take my advice,MB,leave before it's too late...

Danievil.
 
  • #185
I had chocolate nuts for lunch today, i was late to start with in the morning, so i couldn't pack lunch, thus i just grabbed some nuts.. but the thing is I don't like it when the nuts are heavily salted, when they are lightly salted, i can suck at them all day long and be happy.. Thank god for peanuts, i love peanuts..
 
  • #186
Hey,who invited you here...?You want to kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's )?Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.
 
  • #187
dextercioby said:
Hey,who invited you here...?You want to kill MY thread (though some people still think it's Tribdog's )?Not in THIS world,amigo...

Daniel.


THIS IS MY THREAD!


I an the champion thread killer not you!

Stop stealing my glory you glory whore! [/irony]
 
  • #188
You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.
 
  • #189
motai said:
You physics fools
Sweet thread shall be mine
Died in the night

Crimson bits here
Scattered amongst the 'net
As I make leave.

OK we'll settle this with a drinking contest. Everyone got your bottle of grey goose? Good. Start chugging, whoever drinks the most without stopping wins. In the event of a tie the two people will go again. In the even of a tie where the two people have emptied their bottles, there will be a bacardi 151 chug off, same rules.

Everyone ready?
 
  • #190
Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.
 
  • #191
Moonbear said:
Ooh, good plan! I think I'll just sit here and watch. When the rest of you have all passed out, I'll just help myself to the thread.

No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, that's how the rules work.
 
  • #192
franznietzsche said:
No you have to participate, or you can't ahve the thread, that's how the rules work.
I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!


Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:
 
  • #193
Artman said:
"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:

Holy thread-killers Batman! *Kapow!*[/size]

Good thing I've got my sailors for protection around here. :biggrin:
 
  • #194
Artman said:
I'm here huckleberry.

Artman slowly begins to circle the thread with his hand poised above the handle protruding from his holster.

Suddenly, three flaming Tribdogs come rushing through the thread!


Artman, startled by the outburst, draws his weapon and fires it repeatedly into the thread! Blam! Blam! Blam!

"You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all" he says, "even if they can resuscitate it, it'll be so full of holes it won't be able to stand up." :devil:


YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".
 
  • #195
franznietzsche said:
YOU MISQUOTED DOC HOLIDAY!

Its "I'm YOUR huckleberry".
I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.
 
  • #196
Artman said:
I know, I didn't want to give you guys any "Huckleberry" fodder.

I really liked that movie.


Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
 
  • #197
franznietzsche said:
Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
that movie sucked, 2 hours of bad acting and corny lines.


*steals thread while franz has seizure*
 
  • #198
I don't think I ever saw Doc Holiday. I'll take tribdog's word for it and assume I've missed nothing (that saves on movie rental fees too).
 
  • #199
I never saw it either, but I figured family vacation sucked so doc holiday probably would too
 
  • #200
Some people seem trying desperately to have dead threads lingering on. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs members who did the most attempts to keep the conversation up:
1)with 21- franznietzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu
:biggrin:
 
  • #201
Andre said:
Some people seem trying desperately to have dead threads lingering on. I've gone back to the last 100 or so really dead threads and counted up how many times each person was the one named as the last poster. Here's my list of PFs members who did the most attempts to keep the conversation up:
1)with 21- franznietzche
2)with 15- Moonbear
3)with 12- tribdog
4)with 9-tie-Ivan Seeking and Tsu
:biggrin:
take your half full glass and get the heck outta here
 
  • #202
*Grabs hammer and nails and coffin. Starts nailing coffin shut.*

Oh, wait, if I do that, where will I sleep when the sun comes up? *long sigh*

*Starts prying nails back out of the coffin.*
 
  • #203
hmm...so quiet in here... everyone must be asleep... oh, look - there's Moonbear :zzz: and franz :zzz: and trib :zzz: and all the others :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: all nestled in their sleeping bags. aww, how cute.. trib drools in his sleep. :shy:

*picks up thread*

I don't think anyone even saw me come in. heh heh

*tiptoes away* :wink:
 
  • #204
Math Is Hard said:
hmm...so quiet in here... everyone must be asleep... oh, look - there's Moonbear :zzz: and franz :zzz: and trib :zzz: and all the others :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: :zzz: all nestled in their sleeping bags. aww, how cute.. trib drools in his sleep. :shy:

*picks up thread*

I don't think anyone even saw me come in. heh heh

*tiptoes away* :wink:

I never sleep

What are you talking about?

I was working, you know, being productive? What were YOU doing? Yeah that's what i thought.

My thread.
 
  • #205
oh, good job, franz - you woke almost everyone up!
Let's see how long you hold on to your precious thread NOW!

*SLAMS DOOR*
 
  • #206
Math Is Hard said:
oh, good job, franz - you woke almost everyone up!
Let's see how long you hold on to your precious thread NOW!

*SLAMS DOOR*


I was never asleep!

I was just three doors down, working.

Fie on you!
 
  • #207
Sorry, I am a heavy sleeper :zzz: :zzz:
 
  • #208
*Telling to himself*:
No,YOU must have the last word in this thread...*sadistical laughter*:evil:

Danievil.
 
  • #209
franznietzsche said:
Val Kilmer did not play doc holiday, he was doc holiday. Absolutely fantastic.
Yes he was. I love the line he says to the guy who says, "Hell, I got lots of friends."

He just says, "I don't."

Gotta love it.
 
  • #210
Artman said:
Yes he was. I love the line he says to the guy who says, "Hell, I got lots of friends."

He just says, "I don't."

Gotta love it.
Shakespeare?