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**math**professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating.

**Math**ematics teachers call retirement 'the after

**math**'.

Two

**math**ematicians arguing about even numbers were at odds.

The

**math**professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

Old

**math**professors never die, they just lose their functions.

I'm bad at

**math**, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.

The

**math**ematician worked at home because he only functioned in his domain.

What do organic

**math**ematicians throw into their fireplaces? Natural Logs.