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physixguru said:Considered one of the best of today's times:
A man tries to buy poison to kill his wife. The pharmacist figures out what he's up to and finds a way to ensure that he can't kill his wife.How does the pharmacist do it?
Only one answer possible.
Sugar is indistinguishable from arsnic unless you taste it.
BTW, it seems to me that your boomerang answer has the disadvantage that one must assume that the woman is an Australian aborigine. They are the only women with enough skill to throw a boomerang so that it will come back to exactly where you threw it from. The rest of us (men and women) run madly to the place the boomerang decided to "return" to. The things seem to have a mind of their own.