What Are Your Qualities: Honesty & Reliability

[Danger]

some people think i am too smart, some think i am a dork, some think i need to fix my life, some thing i am an alcoholic, some think i am a superman, some think i am too dumb, some think i am cute, some think i will die of a stomach ulcer, some think i am too funny but i think i am just about fine.

I just think that you are too huge a fan of James Joyce...

I find walking to the bathroom to be such a drag; I don't like interrupting my activities.

That's why I wear Depends.

It's what a person has inside that's important and I have a good heart ... and a good pancreas ... and my spleen's pretty good, too ... as is my liver.

My liver is fried, and not with bacon and onions that would make that a good thing...

I am good at entertaining myself.

Take it from the voice of experience: Don't do that in public or you stand a good chance of being arrested.

Can someone try and figure this out, I'm still in school, I like hanging out with my friends, I hold on to the past, I've had a bad point in my childhood, I listen to rock music and I hope to play a bass guitar for a band one day, I hop to have a girlfriend and when I am older, have a family.

Don't try to figure it out, pal. So far, you're on a hell of a lot better track than my life took (and those of most of my friends). Enjoy youth while you have it; it's amazing (and disgusting) how rapidly it disappears.

To answer the original question, there is nothing good about me. The best that I can think of is that I try to find humour in things. (Oh, and I can make a weapon out of just about anything.)

By the bye, Woolie... since you've ripped me off for my love Evo, I expect to receive Kia in return. I know that she's married, but get rid of him for me.

 

[Oldfart]

I always figured there was nothing good about me, until I realized that at 76, I won't die at an early age, unlike some of you...

 

[Danger]