Shocking Truths and Then, A Festive Meal
I cannot reveal the shocking truths revealed to me after reading each person's postings. Not in this thread, for fear of the thread police. However, I plan a thread, if desired by the PF denizens, where the karmic messages received will be refined based on the answers to three simple questions. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR MISDIRECTED KARMIC MESSAGES.
Please let me know if you care to answer your 3 questions and receive your Message (which consists of a remark about something in your PAST, a WARNING for the future, and a LUCKY gemstone and PERSONAL TREE. Don't ask me, these thoughts unfortunately just come to me).
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For Your Virtual Meal:
This is costing me a bundle, let me tell you! I've rented the elegant Roadrunner Room (real carpet!) at Midland College. A variety of orchids are on each table, which may be taken by the guests (THAT'S YOU) at the end of the meal.
The meal is served robotically by robots unable to count. So, you may take as many pieces of food as you wish, and no one will be counting.
We BEGIN with a choice of avocadas, jicama, hearts of romaine, green and black olives, pico de gallo, a choice of 150 different strange croutons and 50+ unusual dressings, and for our British friends, plain peas. That's the salad course.
For the main course, you may choose mole (no, not the little furry blind things, please), chicken and beef fajitas, roast beef, roast turkey, or duck, and for our British friends, boiled fish.
Sides include corn on the cob, mashed potatoes, roasted asparagus, fried okra, pan-fried sweet potatoes, and for our British friends, more plain peas.
The dessert cart has three tiers and is almost too heavy to push, with cream pies of all sorts, fruit pies, 5-layer cakes (all flavors), flan, strawberries dusted with powdered sugar, fresh blueberries, and for our British friends, Sugared Shreddies n Cream.
Everyone is having Tea or Coffee or Pop.
Please don't drink out of the fingerbowls.