What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
  • #201
Originally posted by Andy
What would you do if you where trapped inside a Poke Ball?
Get out of course.

What do you do if all the words you know only contain 4 letters?
 
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  • #202
**** **** crap!

What do you do if your mind gets trapped inside a computer programme for ever!
 
  • #203
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if your mind gets trapped inside a computer programme for ever!
Think logically.

What do you do if someone turns off the computer running your mind/program?
 
  • #204
Hibernate!

What would you do if you were trapped at the bottom of the Marianus trench, in a bathysphere, with two of the most beautiful people you could have ever wished having down there with you. ('good personalities' too, Mentat)

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  • #205
battle what trench of where...and what is people?

Well i would do the obvious eat them to stay alive


what would you do if i asked this: what woudl you do if you were buried alive with a match and some lighter fluid
 
  • #206
I would get so high on the lighter fluid that i would float out of the ground!

What do you do if your looking for wood but can't find any?
 
  • #207
Originally posted by Andy
I would get so high on the lighter fluid that i would float out of the ground!

What do you do if your looking for wood but can't find any?

plant some trees and wait.

what do you do if you don't know what to do?
 
  • #208
Ask someone what to do!

What would you do if you couldn't find someone to ask? (your mom went home!)
 
  • #209
Simplify the problem by considering the question to be a sphere, then pushing it down a frictionless hill.

What do you do if you're not old enough to drive, and the nearest frictionless hill is in Nebraska?
 
  • #210
Start Walking!

What do you do if you need to walk a million miles and you have no legs?
 
  • #211
Bounce fool!

What do you do if somebody keeps referring to you without using your proper name?
 
  • #212
Bust a cap

what do you do if you are out of caps
 
  • #213
BOUNCE THE FOOL?

What do you do if someone cuts off both of your legs and tells you; "now you can go 'Bumming' around!"?

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  • #214
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
BOUNCE THE FOOL?

What do you do if someone cuts off both of your legs and tells you; "now you can go 'Bumming' around!"?

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Bounce the fool again, and see if he finally gets the message.

What do you do if you have chronic urinary control problems, and have to give a 5-hour lecture, with no breaks?
 
  • #215
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you have chronic urinary control problems, and have to give a 5-hour lecture, with no breaks?

Why go to the washroom before you start, what else!

What do you do if your life has the apperance of a Fable, yet in reality, it is actually true!?? HUH??
 
  • #216
Quit reading so many mythologies, so that my mind is not clouded into thinking my life is comparable to a fairy tale.


What do you do if you quit reading so many mythologys, and realize you don't like the cold hard truth that is reality?
 
  • #217
Then you learn how the 'Cold Hard truth' is really the "warm, and loving truth", as it arises from within you.

What would you do if you couldn't recognize truth at all?
 
  • #218
The same thing i always do! Conquer the World!

What do you do if its really really hot(relative to what your used too and you have run out of fans in the house to use, and all of the windows are open?
 
  • #219
Go make friends with someone that has AC.

What do you do if you have an ex-girlfriend that will not leave you alone? (Kinda like a Wayne's world typa problem.)
 
  • #220
do what i did...on a completely un related note i am leaving the country very soon.


what would you do if you say killed soem one and the cops where after me...
 
  • #221
i mean you...you'd think i would just edit that but no
 
  • #222
havent heard that word in a while...

i would becoem non sexual by removing what ails me

what would you do if you dident have a knife to remove the two guys with?
 
  • #223
The expression "Never bring a Knife to a Gun battle" SprinGS to mind!

What would you do if you arrived at the Gun Battle, carrieing Nothing?
 
  • #224
Wouldnt be much of a battle would it.

What do you do if you get swallowed by Moby Dick?
 
  • #225
Rough it out in there, because that way he couldn't kill you

What would you do if you were Moby Dick and had someone roughing it out inside of you?
 
  • #226
Bust a CAP??

What would you do if you were Hunting Moby Dick, and you suddenly found yourself out of Caps, eBay?
 
  • #227
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you were Hunting Moby Dick, and you suddenly found yourself out of Caps, eBay?
Naw... just go to the Cap store. It's right around the corner from the High Velocity Spear Shop. Then again, you could just get a high-velocity spear and save some walking.

What do you do if you find an alien in your closet?
 
  • #228
Ask him where his ship is, and can I borrow the keys for the weekend!

What do yo do if an alien has loaned you his spaceship for the weekend, but you haven't gotten a date yet cause you mouthed off about how "Liz Hurley's HOT!" and now your Mom won't let you go out this weekend?
 
  • #229
I would recommend going and ****ing yourself.

What do you do if your a very sad old man without a home (or country)?
 
  • #230
post increasingly strange posts on a physics website in a vein attempt to be noticed and feel like you matter.

what would you do if you didn't matter.
 
  • #231
I might do this, "post increasingly strange posts on a physics website in a vein attempt to be noticed and feel like you matter".

But would probably make myself matter.

What do you do if you fancie one of the smilies. ?
 
  • #232
Eat one!...(maybe more..)...

What do you do when your mom won't let you drink beer in your undershorts in the parlor, you know in front of the tele?
 
  • #233
I would go out with the lads to a nice pub/bar and find some foxy ladies to spend the nite with.

What do you do if you aint got know lads to go to the pub with and your forced to stay at home drinking beer on your own?
 
  • #234
Live Andy's life.

What do you do if your Mom keeps complaining to aaaaall of the neighbours, that you spent all of your time in front of the computer, surfing porn, and playing with your wang'y?
 
  • #235
Live robs life.

What do you do if your a very sad old man that has no job no home no country and no life?
 
  • #236
Live andy's future.

What would you do to get an idiot to accept a simple truth?
 
  • #237
Been trying to work that out myself.

What do you do if you have argued about other people's immaturity only to be be brought down to their level?
 
  • #238
Remeber my youth, back when there were no computers, no internet, no surfing porn sites, stuff like that, how ignorant I truly had been, back at that age, not even bright enough to recognize it myself, only God helped me to "see it" 'in' myself, saved me...from myself!

What would you do if, at eighteen years of age, you found out you were really only arguing with yourself, and had never been doing anything else but that!, what would you do??
 
  • #239
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Remeber my youth, back when there were no computers, no internet, no surfing porn sites, stuff like that, how ignorant I truly had been, back at that age, not even bright enough to recognize it myself, only God helped me to "see it" 'in' myself, saved me...from myself!

What would you do if, at eighteen years of age, you found out you were really only arguing with yourself, and had never been doing anything else but that!, what would you do??

Well, I guess there isn't much you can do, since you'll argue whatever decision you try to make :wink:.

What do you do if all your friends have been bragging you up, to someone who's approval you really want, but they haven't exactly been completely truthful (perhaps saying that you could do some things that you really can't)?
 
  • #240
I would do those things that a apparently can do until a do something really stupid and then pretend to be hurt so that the person i am trying to impress (guessing this is a girl) feels sorry for me.

What do you do if the powers that be decide that you are no longer needed on this planet?
 
  • #241
Originally posted by Andy
I would do those things that a apparently can do until a do something really stupid and then pretend to be hurt so that the person i am trying to impress (guessing this is a girl) feels sorry for me.

What do you do if the powers that be decide that you are no longer needed on this planet?

Go to Disneyland!
And what if Micky Mouse hits on your girlfriend?
 
  • #242
Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?
 
  • #243
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?

Ya call Minnie!

And if Minnies not home?
 
  • #244
PHONNNE HOOOMMME

What do you do when you cannot figure out where your 'interior' (in YA!) phone, actually is, and you have left it unhooked, it is blasting the alarm signal, in you?
 
  • #245
ask your mum to help

what would you do if everything was made out of string?
 
  • #246
Realize that I was living in a world that was "All strung out", and buy a pair of sissors.

What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
 
  • #247
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
Get knotted!

What do you do if you need to get knotted, but have run out of beer and/or friends who will buy you beer?
 
  • #248
Drink Scotch! (neat!)

What do you do if you run out of Scotch??
 
  • #249
What do you do if you run out of Scotch??

Break out the everclear, can't beat 195 proof. You can even run a car off the stuff.

What do you do if you spill your everclear on an open flame?
 
  • #250
Originally posted by megashawn
What do you do if you spill your everclear on an open flame?
Put on your flame-retardant underwear and hope for the best. Also tip the bottle up so it stops spilling or you'll have to make another trip to the liquor store.

What do you do if your flame-retardant underwear catches on fire?
 

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