maximus
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damn! we're posting at the same time!
my next question is: what would you do if you could not type the letter 'e'?
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damn! we're posting at the same time!
my next question is: what would you do if you could not type the letter 'e'?
Mentat
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If you insist that I should xplain it to you, thn I will. Howvr, you might not undrstand what I man. You s, the nglish languag is rathr dpndnt on th lttr "".
What would you do if I didn't ask you another question?
Andy
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I wouldn't answer another question.
What would you do if you couldn't type?
What would you do if you couldn't type?
maximus
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then i'd write.
what would you do if knew that you could not fail?
Mentat
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I'd fail, to prove you wrong.
What would you do if I asked you to resolve the Paradox of Existence?
maximus
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i wouldn't solve it, just to prove you right/wrong! ha!
what would you do if i asked you to describe the universe completely?
Mentat
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I would repeat my request to have the PoE explained to me
.What would you do if someone came up to you and said "you're really smart, you should be able to answer *such-and-such (extremely complicated) question* for me."
Andy
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Send them to france that will teach them to stop asking such stupid questions!
What do you do if you run out of ink in your favourite pen and you can't refill it?
What do you do if you run out of ink in your favourite pen and you can't refill it?
maximus
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take the useless pen and frame it up on a wall, so that you may always remeber how special it was to you.
what do you do if a frenchmen came to your house and demanded you give him your favorite pen?
Andy
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I would give it to him alrite! directly inbetween his eyes and then i would fill it up with his blood! (bit extreme i know but he's french!)
What do you do if you want to start an anti french religion/cult?
What do you do if you want to start an anti french religion/cult?
maximus
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ask your local congressman. man, you have some deeply rooted hatred.
what do you do if all you want to do is create peace on Earth between all people? (including the french)
username
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Threaten them all with nukes.
What would you do if you only had one leg and just a bicycle to get home?
What would you do if you only had one leg and just a bicycle to get home?
J-Man
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Sell the bicycle, use the money to get drunk and then call a cab. Actually, I'd probably have someone else call a cab for me as there seems to be 37 1/2 buttons on the phone instead of the usual 12.
What do you do if you only have one leg, spent all your bicycle money, are too drunk to breath and nobody will call a cab for you?
(Actually one of my friend did that once)
Andy
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Hey that happens to me all the time anyway so i would just go to college regardless.
What do you do if your building a house or something else from bricks and you accidently brick yourself into a wall and can't get out?
What do you do if your building a house or something else from bricks and you accidently brick yourself into a wall and can't get out?
Mentat
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Stand there contemplating the mysteries of the Universe - one which is how in the world you can "brick yourself into" a wall.
What do you do if you don't do what you would have done if you did?
Andy
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I wouldn't have done what i did?
What do you do if you've tried answering a question but think you have completely screwed it up?
What do you do if you've tried answering a question but think you have completely screwed it up?
Mentat
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Well, you could re-ask the same question, and then hope someone else will give a better answer.
What do you do if your mom won't let you have more than an hour of internet usage per day?
Andy
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leave home or send her off to an old peoples home!
What would you do if there was a new government law that say you can only use the internet for 1 hour perday?
What would you do if there was a new government law that say you can only use the internet for 1 hour perday?
J-Man
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Break the law of course.
What do you do if you're dreaming and you can't wake up?
maximus
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regurgitate it, of course.
Mentat
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Aren't you going to post the next question?
cmdr_sponge
thats even worse than not posting a question. it should have been a what if question. c'mon people get back on track.
what if your house was made of sweets and gingerbread?
what if your house was made of sweets and gingerbread?
MSI
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then say good bye to my house ...
just one hour will be enough to finish eating it
what do you do if there was 10 big rats in your house?
just one hour will be enough to finish eating it
what do you do if there was 10 big rats in your house?
Mentat
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Feed them some of the sweets and ginger bread, and make pets out of them.
What do you do if you have a child and it is an evolutionary leap ahead of Homo sapiens sapiens?
cmdr_sponge
kill it, competition aint good.
what would u do if in 1972 u were a special forces agent accused of a crime u didn't commit?
what would u do if in 1972 u were a special forces agent accused of a crime u didn't commit?
Andy
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Hire a damn fine lawyer to fight my case for me!
What do you do if you get stuck inside a Vacumn Cleaner?
What do you do if you get stuck inside a Vacumn Cleaner?
Zargawee
try to commutate the Vaccum Cleaner electric circle [:P]
What do you do if we got a clone of you ?
What do you do if we got a clone of you ?
Andy
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I would take him away from you and use him to do all of my work for me so that i can laze about all day and do things that i want to do!
what do you do if you accidently swallow your mobile phone?
what do you do if you accidently swallow your mobile phone?