What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
you dive into the tanks, obviously!

what do you do if a certain someone is changing his avatar and title everyday now? (Mr. Robin Parsons)

Learn to live with it (or find out where he lives, sneak into his house at night, and... ).

What do you do if your pants fall off in the middle of a public place?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if your pants fall off in the middle of a public place?

balance it out by taking off your shirt.

what do you do if you zipper is down and you don't realize it for hours?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
balance it out by taking off your shirt.

what do you do if you zipper is down and you don't realize it for hours?

Nothing until you realize it, duh!

What do you do if a genie comes to you and wishes for three things?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Agree to grant the wishes, but stipulate that he must prove that he "does unto others as he would have done unto him", and he must go first proving that!

What do you do if the genies first wish is to have sex with your wife?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Agree to grant the wishes, but stipulate that he must prove that he "does unto others as he would have done unto him", and he must go first proving that!

What do you do if the genies first wish is to have sex with your wife?

Then you make your first wish (which you would get after following Mr. Parson's previous advice) that the genie undergo unimaginable testicular pain, every time he even thinks of your wife... .

What do you do if you are in the midst of very serious/heated debate, and you find a large flaw in your own reasoning, that no one else seems to have found?

Note: This has never happened to me (why do birds always like to land on my nose when it gets this big?) .

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you are in the midst of very serious/heated debate, and you find a large flaw in your own reasoning, that no one else seems to have found?

edit your posts!

what do you do if your you are exposed to gamma radiation, and you become the HULK?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Go lookin for breakfast! a really BIG breakfast!

What do you do if you find yourself falling in love with something that you are not "legally allowed" to fall in love with?

(not in my life!)

 

[The Grimmus]

Buy a remote island so me and beassy can live in peace we will eat coco nuts and drink milk all day long


Your legs and arms whave swithc but your hands and feet are in their normal postion.

 

[Andy]

Join the ministry of Funny Walks.

What do you do if everytime you stand up you fall over again, landing on your nose everytime that you do it, whilst bouncing backwards and forwards because you nose is made from rubber and the back of your head is also made from rubber?

 

[The Grimmus]

side show...definetly i would pay to see that

what would you do if you could make 1 thing...anything but only 1 of it

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Make a replicator!

What would you do if you had a replicator?

 

[The Grimmus]

replicate gold then flood the markets sprialing the world econmy into a down fall...then replacte a burrito


What would you do if u had 2 burrito's..

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Eat them, wait for the gas, then blast off!

Can you achieve escape velocity using only self propelled methane exhaust?

 

[megashawn]

Perhaps, if you could find away to contain it long enough. I once heard that if you could Fart for 8 years strait you would have released enough energy to rival the most powerful nuclear weapons.

So if a way of containing and controlling the gas could be devised, and safe ignition, perhaps.


What would you do if Jesus showed up at the next Ozzfest (Ozzy Ozbourne's yearly tour) and stole the microphone, only to ask who was bogarting the Bong?

I could be referring to a beer bong, so nothing illegal going on.

[zz)]

 

[The Grimmus]

except Jebus stealing the mic...i would defently ask him to crowd surf with me and walk on bong water...beer bong...water...sir. Then watch as he mashes and cures people of their vomiting alements

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by The Grimmus
except Jebus stealing the mic...i would defently ask him to crowd surf with me and walk on bong water...beer bong...water...sir. Then watch as he mashes and cures people of their vomiting alements.

Then I would wonder why!

What would you do if you found yourself in the arms of your least favorite person, and they were just about to give you a slobbering tongue probbing?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Then I would wonder why!

What would you do if you found yourself in the arms of your least favorite person, and they were just about to give you a slobbering tongue probbing?

In the immoral words of Butt-head, "Is she hot?". I mean, come on! "Least favorite person" could just mean that their personality irritates you...

What do you do if you have get a massive tumor in the brain, and it gives you abilities like in "Phenomenon"?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Change your responce to something a little friendlier (And give you an "Avatar")

What would you do if you could put words into other peoples mouths, such that, it appeared to be them speaking only what you wanted them to say?

EDIT "parenthetically spoken"

 

[Andy]

I would get them to say really stupid things and argue pointless arguments so that everyone else would think that they are really really sad.

What would you do if you where trapped inside a Poke Ball?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you could put words into other peoples mouths, such that, it appeared to be them speaking only what you wanted them to say?

EDIT "parenthetically spoken"

Nothing... I prefer peace & quiet.

What do you do if the only words you know only contain 4 letters?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Andy
What would you do if you where trapped inside a Poke Ball?

Get out of course.

What do you do if all the words you know only contain 4 letters?

 

[Andy]

**** **** crap!

What do you do if your mind gets trapped inside a computer programme for ever!

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if your mind gets trapped inside a computer programme for ever!

Think logically.

What do you do if someone turns off the computer running your mind/program?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Hibernate!

What would you do if you were trapped at the bottom of the Marianus trench, in a bathysphere, with two of the most beautiful people you could have ever wished having down there with you. ('good personalities' too, Mentat)

EDIT SCHPELLINGS

 

[The Grimmus]

battle what trench of where...and what is people?

Well i would do the obvious eat them to stay alive


what would you do if i asked this: what would you do if you were buried alive with a match and some lighter fluid

 

[Andy]

I would get so high on the lighter fluid that i would float out of the ground!

What do you do if your looking for wood but can't find any?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Andy
I would get so high on the lighter fluid that i would float out of the ground!

What do you do if your looking for wood but can't find any?

plant some trees and wait.

what do you do if you don't know what to do?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Ask someone what to do!

What would you do if you couldn't find someone to ask? (your mom went home!)

 

[brian0918]

Simplify the problem by considering the question to be a sphere, then pushing it down a frictionless hill.

What do you do if you're not old enough to drive, and the nearest frictionless hill is in Nebraska?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Start Walking!

What do you do if you need to walk a million miles and you have no legs?