What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
  • #241
Originally posted by Andy
I would do those things that a apparently can do until a do something really stupid and then pretend to be hurt so that the person i am trying to impress (guessing this is a girl) feels sorry for me.

What do you do if the powers that be decide that you are no longer needed on this planet?

Go to Disneyland!
And what if Micky Mouse hits on your girlfriend?
 
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  • #242
Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?
 
  • #243
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Ya call Minnie!

What do you do if your lost?

Ya call Minnie!

And if Minnies not home?
 
  • #244
PHONNNE HOOOMMME

What do you do when you cannot figure out where your 'interior' (in YA!) phone, actually is, and you have left it unhooked, it is blasting the alarm signal, in you?
 
  • #245
ask your mum to help

what would you do if everything was made out of string?
 
  • #246
Realize that I was living in a world that was "All strung out", and buy a pair of sissors.

What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
 
  • #247
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you were "All strung out"?
Get knotted!

What do you do if you need to get knotted, but have run out of beer and/or friends who will buy you beer?
 
  • #248
Drink Scotch! (neat!)

What do you do if you run out of Scotch??
 
  • #249
What do you do if you run out of Scotch??

Break out the everclear, can't beat 195 proof. You can even run a car off the stuff.

What do you do if you spill your everclear on an open flame?
 
  • #250
Originally posted by megashawn
What do you do if you spill your everclear on an open flame?
Put on your flame-retardant underwear and hope for the best. Also tip the bottle up so it stops spilling or you'll have to make another trip to the liquor store.

What do you do if your flame-retardant underwear catches on fire?
 
  • #251
Hose 'em off.

What would you do if you couldn't find you way out of your own mind?
 
  • #252
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you couldn't find you way out of your own mind?
Most people would probably opt for LSD, but I'd just take a nap.

What do you do if you need instructions on how to prepare a Pop-Tart?
 
  • #253
Refer to the side of the box - there are actually instructions there.

What do you do if you are forced to go back to school in 1 and a half weeks?
 
  • #254
Originally posted by Matt
What do you do if you are forced to go back to school in 1 and a half weeks?

I would ask my parents for some lunches money.

What do you do if you suddenly wake up one day and realize that all of your previous memory was just a dream?
 
  • #255
Forgetaboutit!

What do you do if, when 'forgettingaboutit' you can do nothing but remember it?
 
  • #256
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if, when 'forgettingaboutit' you can do nothing but remember it?
Obviously you take forgettingaboutit lessons.

What do you do if you fail that class?
 
  • #257
Remember that you forgot to pass.

What do you do, if a croco'dile, swims into your bedroom, while you are making Sweeeeat love[/color] to the next door neighbour's partener?
 
  • #258
Ask another question!

What do you do if no one responds to your questions?
 
  • #259
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if no one responds to your questions?

If only a 10-years-old boy talks with me and I'm his psychologist, I would begin to suspect that maybe I am dead.

What do you do if you begin to suspect that maybe you are dead?
 
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  • #260
Originally posted by nucleartear
What do you do if you begin to suspect that maybe you are dead?
Stay alert to how you smell. If
you are dead it will become ap-
parent.

What do you do if you begin to
suspect you aren't dead but smell
like you are anyway?
 
  • #261
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Stay alert to how you smell. If
you are dead it will become ap-
parent.

What do you do if you begin to
suspect you aren't dead but smell
like you are anyway?

Take a shower.

What do you do if you go to take a shower, but the water is all brown?
 
  • #262
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you go to take a shower, but the water is all brown?
Look on the bright side: your
coffee will come out much richer,
and that pesky iron deficiency
will clear up.

What do you do if your pesky iron
deficiency turns out to be an
element 117 deficiency?
 
  • #263
Originally asked by zoobyshoe
What do you do if your pesky iron deficiency turns out to be an element 117 deficiency?
Eat some neutrons so you can fission it back down to iron!

What do you if you have to eat many neutrons, to be able to fission you element 117 meal down to (stable) iron, and you don't yet know just how many it is going to take?
 
  • #264
What do you if you have to eat many neutrons, to be able to fission you element 117 meal down to (stable) iron, and you don't yet know just how many it is going to take?

Just give it all up and go fission.

What do you do if you overshoot iron and wind up at element 12?
 
  • #265
Quit your job as a welder imme-
diately.What do you do if a small boy with
a fourth of July sparkler starts
to chase you down the street?
 
  • #266
Press and hold the Shift button, jump, turn arround in the air, pull out your 9mm and waste the little bugger... Oh, wait I finished that game...

What do you do if you have a gaming addiction?
 
  • #267
Originally posted by Sonty
What do you do if you have a gaming addiction?
I bet you you don't.

What do you do if it feels like
its getting pretty close to
absolute zero outside but you
don't know how to read Kelvin
thermometer?
 
  • #268
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if it feels like
its getting pretty close to
absolute zero outside but you
don't know how to read Kelvin
thermometer?
Place a call into Mr. Rankin, he'll tell you the temps D'air.

What do you do if you can't really think up a question, so you writes up yourselves a little blub that is humorous, but in doing that yuz discovers a question that emerges like that critter in the movie alien (but from you brain) not realizing that the question that you have asked is sooooooo difficult to respond to that in the entirety of all of the time that might remain, prior to someone actually taking the same amount of time to think up an "most excellant Answer" the question lines drops out of existence, but really because the question is like this one, too difficult to figure out an answer?
 
  • #269
Go down to skid row, find the most
hallucinated, delusional drunk you
can, and ask him for suggestions.

What do you do if the proof of
Fermat's theorem comes to you in
a dream but you can't remember it
when you wake up?
 
  • #270
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if the proof of Fermat's theorem comes to you in
a dream but you can't remember it when you wake up?

Go down to skid row, find the most hallucinated, delusional drunk you
can, and ask him to remember it for you!

What do you do if you think you have an answer (or two) to Fermat's last theorem, only to find out it actually isn't??
 

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